The Side of Harry We Don't Really Hear About

this fanfic does not mean to offend the actors and characters of Harry potter and Lord of the rings, or J.K R. and J.R.T.

by: happy kid

Chapter 2: I hate being shot in the back!

It came upon the time when the trio would go to DADA. When they arrived at the classroom, they noticed that it was covered in skins of animals they had never seen before. It also smelled horrid. The students saw a man practicing his skills with the sword as they came in.

Aragorn: Take a seat, but please choose wisely, for I will move you if you cause a distraction.

He obviously was a distraction for Hermione because she looked like she was not paying attention to was he was saying; rather, to what he was wearing. (I won't go into that.)

Aragorn: My name is Aragorn, or Strider if you please. My mission is to teach you how to defend yourself if you do not have access to your wand. First, we will learn to use bow and arrows. Then we will move onto shields and then swords. For those of weakness, might I suggest a work out program, because, well. you'll need it if you don't want to be embarrassed in front of EVERYONE. ahem.. Please queue up and take turns shoot at the assigned targets. You may start.

The class continued smoothly until.

Some certain weak boy: *girly shriek* Owwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww! My fricking back!!!!!!!

Neville: Oops.

Harry: God, Neville!!!! Why did you have to shoot me in the back!!!!!! That hurts!!!

Aragorn: Ron, take Harry to the hospital wing. Neville come with me.

After getting the arrow taken out, Harry had stayed in the hospital wing for a stomach ache that "hurt a lot" in his words. He soon fell asleep. *dreamy chimes*

A girl was standing alone in the Great Hall.

Voice: Harriet? Harriet are you there?

Harriet: Yes, Malfoy. I am here!

Malfoy: Ahh. My sweet! My love! My.. darling..

Harriet: Malfoy how come you didn't come on time, like you always do.

Malfoy: *fixes a bow in her hair* You know I would have come here sooner if I could.

Harriet: Yes, but-

He kissed her, and pulled out from his back a bouquet of pretty pink flowers.

*dreamy chimes*

Harry woke up, surprised to see a familiar boy with slicked back hair holding a pretty pink bouquet of flowers.

wow, that came out worse than I expected. o well. please review!