A/N Thanks for all of your positive reviews! I didn't really like this
story, so I was hoping for bad ones, but I've only gotten one bad one, and
everything she said isn't in the story. So thanks for giving me the
strength to finish this story. Hope you like Chapter 2.
Chapter 2: Weasley Products
Fred and George had no idea what went on with Mr. Malfoy, but they decided
to worry about it later. They would annoy Draco until they got it out of
him, even if that meant using all their dungbombs and Tongue-Growing-
Licorice.
"So how was your summer?" Angelina asked.
"Pretty good, I guess, except that Percy decided to do even more work for
Fudge, and he ended up taking so many papers home that it filled his room.
Totally," Fred answered, smiling at the memory of his mother opening
Percy's door to clean his room. A tidal wave of papers tackled her and it
was hours until Ginny had found her.
"And were serious, filled," George added, sharing his twin's vision.
"Any new Wealsey Products," Lee asked, not able to hold in the question
anymore.
The twins looked at each other and grinned. They had spent many a galleon
over the summer, all of which Harry had given them last year. Fred reached
into his robe pocket and pulled out several circle balls that looked like
lemon drops.
"Here we have Harry-Face. George, would you like to show them this one?"
Fred asked his brother, picking up one of the yellow balls.
"Sure," George said, grinning from ear to ear.
"Okay, George will eat this Harry-Face, and instantly his face
will.well.grow hair. Everywhere will be cover in hair, but not around the
eyes. It will last only half an hour, so this is the perfect excuse to get
out of potions by telling Snape you have Hairitis. George, here," Fred
said, grinning and handing his brother the Harry-Face.
George smiled and popped the small ball in his mouth. Instantly, his face
was covered in long, red hair, except for his eyes. Everyone laughed.
Everyone, except for Alicia.
"What have you done to him!" she cried, touching George's hairy face.
"It's my new look, don't you like it?" George asked. He grabbed Alicia
really fast and kissed her.
"I'VE BEEN POISONED!!" she screamed, laughing.
"Next we have Big Eye Bill," George said, taking out a disgusting green
sickle sized ball.
"We tested it out on Bill first," Fred said, clarifying the name of the
"sweet".
"Poor man, he deserves to have a new product named after him after what
happened when we gave it to him," George said, fondly remembering the
memory.
Bill was home for a few weeks over the summer, and he agreed to try one of
the twins' new inventions (stupidly). Fred and George gave him the little,
first draft Big Eye Bill. Bills eyes had swollen up until all he had on
his face was eyes. Luckily the half hour time limit was true, and it went
away within thirty minutes. Now the Big Eye Bills only made your eyes the
size of a bludger, so you looked more like a frog.
"Fred, would you like to demonstrate?" George asked, offering his brother a
Big Eye Bill.
"I'd be honored," Fred said, taking the candy, eating it. Almost as fast
as George's hair grew, his eyes bulged to the size of bludgers. Everyone
laughed, including Angelina.
"You look better this way," she said, mocking a serious tone.
"Who would like to try our next invention?" Fred said, ignoring his
girlfriend's comment.
"I will," Lee said, almost too excitedly.
"You get to try." Fred said, looking at his brother.
"The Shrinky Dinky Hand, or the Bloating Gum?" Geroge asked, looking at the
two sweets in his hands. One was a purple piece of hard candy, and the
other was a blue piece of bubble gum.
"Shrinky Dinky Hand, the girls can try Bloating gum," Fred said.
"Okay, it's the same as usual, just eat it," George said, throwing a purple
candy at Lee.
Lee popped the candy in his mouth and instantly, his right arm shrunk to
the size of an infant. Lee laughed hysterically.
"Bloating gum," Fred said, throwing one piece of gum at Angelina and one at
Alicia.
"While you're chewing this, you'll be fat. But as soon as you stop, you go
back to normal size," George explained.
The girls did as they were told, and, of course, they instantly became fat.
They didn't seem to think this was as funny as Fred and George did, but
they had a good time.
"George, look!" Fred said, pointing to the window in their compartment.
Two cold eyes were watching everything the 7th years were doing. When the
eyes saw Fred and George watching, they hurriedly ran away.
The twins looked at each other. "Malfoy," they said together.
Okay, there's chapter 2. I did this for a little humor (I hope this is
funny, if it's not, then you still know a huge part of the story). This
also made me realize what I'm going to make the Malfoys do. Until now, I
had no idea what was going to happen, I just wanted to make a Malfoy
criminal story. Remember, this would be in the place of the 5th book, but
lets pretend that the 5th book isn't out yet. This is my story, and it's a
Fred and George story, not Harry. SO, please don't get mad at me for that.
Thanks for reading so far. Until next time, thank you.
story, so I was hoping for bad ones, but I've only gotten one bad one, and
everything she said isn't in the story. So thanks for giving me the
strength to finish this story. Hope you like Chapter 2.
Chapter 2: Weasley Products
Fred and George had no idea what went on with Mr. Malfoy, but they decided
to worry about it later. They would annoy Draco until they got it out of
him, even if that meant using all their dungbombs and Tongue-Growing-
Licorice.
"So how was your summer?" Angelina asked.
"Pretty good, I guess, except that Percy decided to do even more work for
Fudge, and he ended up taking so many papers home that it filled his room.
Totally," Fred answered, smiling at the memory of his mother opening
Percy's door to clean his room. A tidal wave of papers tackled her and it
was hours until Ginny had found her.
"And were serious, filled," George added, sharing his twin's vision.
"Any new Wealsey Products," Lee asked, not able to hold in the question
anymore.
The twins looked at each other and grinned. They had spent many a galleon
over the summer, all of which Harry had given them last year. Fred reached
into his robe pocket and pulled out several circle balls that looked like
lemon drops.
"Here we have Harry-Face. George, would you like to show them this one?"
Fred asked his brother, picking up one of the yellow balls.
"Sure," George said, grinning from ear to ear.
"Okay, George will eat this Harry-Face, and instantly his face
will.well.grow hair. Everywhere will be cover in hair, but not around the
eyes. It will last only half an hour, so this is the perfect excuse to get
out of potions by telling Snape you have Hairitis. George, here," Fred
said, grinning and handing his brother the Harry-Face.
George smiled and popped the small ball in his mouth. Instantly, his face
was covered in long, red hair, except for his eyes. Everyone laughed.
Everyone, except for Alicia.
"What have you done to him!" she cried, touching George's hairy face.
"It's my new look, don't you like it?" George asked. He grabbed Alicia
really fast and kissed her.
"I'VE BEEN POISONED!!" she screamed, laughing.
"Next we have Big Eye Bill," George said, taking out a disgusting green
sickle sized ball.
"We tested it out on Bill first," Fred said, clarifying the name of the
"sweet".
"Poor man, he deserves to have a new product named after him after what
happened when we gave it to him," George said, fondly remembering the
memory.
Bill was home for a few weeks over the summer, and he agreed to try one of
the twins' new inventions (stupidly). Fred and George gave him the little,
first draft Big Eye Bill. Bills eyes had swollen up until all he had on
his face was eyes. Luckily the half hour time limit was true, and it went
away within thirty minutes. Now the Big Eye Bills only made your eyes the
size of a bludger, so you looked more like a frog.
"Fred, would you like to demonstrate?" George asked, offering his brother a
Big Eye Bill.
"I'd be honored," Fred said, taking the candy, eating it. Almost as fast
as George's hair grew, his eyes bulged to the size of bludgers. Everyone
laughed, including Angelina.
"You look better this way," she said, mocking a serious tone.
"Who would like to try our next invention?" Fred said, ignoring his
girlfriend's comment.
"I will," Lee said, almost too excitedly.
"You get to try." Fred said, looking at his brother.
"The Shrinky Dinky Hand, or the Bloating Gum?" Geroge asked, looking at the
two sweets in his hands. One was a purple piece of hard candy, and the
other was a blue piece of bubble gum.
"Shrinky Dinky Hand, the girls can try Bloating gum," Fred said.
"Okay, it's the same as usual, just eat it," George said, throwing a purple
candy at Lee.
Lee popped the candy in his mouth and instantly, his right arm shrunk to
the size of an infant. Lee laughed hysterically.
"Bloating gum," Fred said, throwing one piece of gum at Angelina and one at
Alicia.
"While you're chewing this, you'll be fat. But as soon as you stop, you go
back to normal size," George explained.
The girls did as they were told, and, of course, they instantly became fat.
They didn't seem to think this was as funny as Fred and George did, but
they had a good time.
"George, look!" Fred said, pointing to the window in their compartment.
Two cold eyes were watching everything the 7th years were doing. When the
eyes saw Fred and George watching, they hurriedly ran away.
The twins looked at each other. "Malfoy," they said together.
Okay, there's chapter 2. I did this for a little humor (I hope this is
funny, if it's not, then you still know a huge part of the story). This
also made me realize what I'm going to make the Malfoys do. Until now, I
had no idea what was going to happen, I just wanted to make a Malfoy
criminal story. Remember, this would be in the place of the 5th book, but
lets pretend that the 5th book isn't out yet. This is my story, and it's a
Fred and George story, not Harry. SO, please don't get mad at me for that.
Thanks for reading so far. Until next time, thank you.
