(actually written by 5 year old brother, Sean, and I just typed it up for
him, so it will be kinda crazy^_^)
One day, Spongebob and Patrick were playing in the snow. Then Patrick started to eat the snow. Then after Patrick ate all the snow, they went to Spongebob's house. In Spongebob's house, Patrick began to eat the wallpaper, and Spongebob tried it to. They got sick from eating the wallpaper and threw up.(Told you it would be crazy!) After they felt better, they went to the ice cream shop for an ice cream cone. Patrick told the man at the counter that he wanted pork flavored ice cream, and Spongebob said he wanted egg flavored ice cream. The man said they didn't have those flavors. So Patrick said he wanted brick flavored, and Spongebob said he wanted ice cream flavored. The man said he didn't have that either. So they left and went back to Spongebob's house. When they got there, they had a party. As they were partying, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big peas attacked them. So Patrick ate them. Sandy heard the noise, so she went over to see what was up. When she saw Patrick eating the big, big, big, bi…oh, you know, peas, she was stunned. So Patrick ate Sandy, but said she was too hairy and spit her out. Then Patrick had to go to the bathroom. But Patrick was still hungry, so he ate the toilet. And then he burped really, really loud.
~THE END~
*Don't ask how he got the idea for this story. You never know what's going on in a young mind. *
One day, Spongebob and Patrick were playing in the snow. Then Patrick started to eat the snow. Then after Patrick ate all the snow, they went to Spongebob's house. In Spongebob's house, Patrick began to eat the wallpaper, and Spongebob tried it to. They got sick from eating the wallpaper and threw up.(Told you it would be crazy!) After they felt better, they went to the ice cream shop for an ice cream cone. Patrick told the man at the counter that he wanted pork flavored ice cream, and Spongebob said he wanted egg flavored ice cream. The man said they didn't have those flavors. So Patrick said he wanted brick flavored, and Spongebob said he wanted ice cream flavored. The man said he didn't have that either. So they left and went back to Spongebob's house. When they got there, they had a party. As they were partying, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big peas attacked them. So Patrick ate them. Sandy heard the noise, so she went over to see what was up. When she saw Patrick eating the big, big, big, bi…oh, you know, peas, she was stunned. So Patrick ate Sandy, but said she was too hairy and spit her out. Then Patrick had to go to the bathroom. But Patrick was still hungry, so he ate the toilet. And then he burped really, really loud.
~THE END~
*Don't ask how he got the idea for this story. You never know what's going on in a young mind. *
