The HP Books Begin

Disclaimer: I don't own any of the characters Harry Potter, JK Rowling does. I also don't own the song, "The Saga Begins" by Weird Al, which inspired this song, which that song was inspired by "American Pie" by Don McLean.

Author's Note: This is a really, really, really short fic, but it's okay I guess. Please review! I need reviews! I've only received 2 reviews from only one of my fanfics. Here it is.

My, my, this here Tom Riddle guy.
Maybe Voldie, when he's oldy, now he's a Head Guy
He left his school, kissed his good looks goodbye
singing,
"Soon everybody will die!
Soon everybody will die!"

AN: Please please please please oh please review!