The Konoha Times
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Of Kisses
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Rivals lock lips?
There was a great uproar in the Ninja Academy when Uzumaki Naruto and Uchiha Sasuke locked lips in an unfortunate turn of events. Said an agitated girl, "I can't believe that dork Naruto actually stole Sasuke-kun's first kiss! Even if it was accidental, he cannot be forgiven!"
Neither boy responded to our reporter's questions when contacted.
It is currently believed that the 'kiss' was accidental. According to an eyewitness's account, Naruto was staring down at Sasuke when he was given an accidental shove from the back.
The result was the disastrous episode of lip locking before the entire graduating class of the Konoha Ninja Academy.
Given the two boys' disgusted expressions after the brief 'kiss', neither party enjoyed it. However, malicious rumours have been passed about the two boys' sexuality, and there have been unconfirmed reports of them holding hands and snuggling in public.
More suspicions have been raised after Naruto was seen holding Sasuke close to him when they were trapped in a Hidden Mist Missing-Nin's jutsu.
Meanwhile, rabid yaoi fangirls have been seen parading down the main streets of Konoha waving flags reading: SASUNARU RULES!!!
There have been no reports of violence as of press time, although there have been reports of tension between the yaoi fangirls and the non-yaoi fangirls.
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Attempted theft
Haruno Sakura was spotted flirting with Uchiha Sasuke moments after their teams were announced, and even tried to steal a kiss from him.
According to an unidentified witness, Sakura was sitting on the stone bench behind the Konoha Ninja Academy, and was looking rather forlorn. Then she noticed Uchiha Sasuke leaning against a tree opposite her. Her face brightened noticeably, and Sasuke approached her, and sat next to her on the bench. A short conversation ensued, until Sakura said something that caused Sasuke to blush.
Haruno Sakura then allegedly leaned towards Sasuke, and tried to steal a kiss from him. Unfortunately for her, Sasuke thwarted her plans and ran away.
Several rumours concerning this nearly-stolen kiss from Sasuke were passed, and it seems that the other members of the Uchiha Sasuke Fanclub have been ignoring Haruno Sakura as punishment for breaking the rules of the fanclub.
As requested by the fanclub, here is a reminder of the rules:
1. No girl shall make her move on Sasuke-kun until consent has been given by the other club members.
2. Should Sasuke-kun make a move on any girl, war shall be declared on her, whether she was a club member or not.
3. When making advances on Sasuke-kun, the concept of Teamwork shall be put into play.
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A/n: I meant no offence to the yaoi fangirls out there, especially those who are ardent supporters of the SasuNaru pairing. I support all good fics, be they yaoi or non-yaoi.To me, it's the content that's important, not the pairing. ^^
By the way, this fic is just full of my foolish fantasies. ^^ So ignore me if you think I'm a little too insane.
And of course, I'd like to thank my wonderful reviewers, K-chan, Annachan, firedraygon97 and Nalan Li for reviewing. It does give me an ego boost, as well as the inspiration and motivation to write the next chapter ^^
