Here We Go Again!

authors rant: Thanxs again pplz for all the reviews. I especially want to thank subaruu0584 and rouge for the correction. its fixed now! Anyway.........i have some bad news..........when i had made this story, i made lots of chapters before hand. Unfortunately, i didn't know that they would be that small on fanfiction.net. so i had to combined chapters to make them longer. which means that i have enough chapters to last me today and tomorrow. after that i will be updating weekly.*gets chairs thrown at him and he dodges* i know. im sorry. but i have a life (kinda) and i have to live it(mostly i just have writers block and get a little lazy). so bare with me. hope you like this chapter and it answers some questions.(and for all that asked, this chapter will be much longer)

p.s. at the end of the story i will be singing a song by "weird al" from his "running with scissors" album for all my loyal fans.(not sure which yet though. probably jerry Springer)

Disclaimer: this time i mean it. to the point- i don't own inuyasha or "weird al"

Chapter 3

the truth is out!

Cheesy narrator guy: when we last saw the gang, inuyasha was chasing the Neko-Youkai through the forest and miroku was lying unconscious in a lake with sango laughing like a mad man XD(actually woman but you know what i mean).

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the neko-youkai continued to bound through the treetops with inuyasha on her tail (almost literally) and he was very pissed doggy. Inuyasha took a chance and lunged at the taunting neko. unfortunately, his chance didn't pay off. the neko gracefully dodged Inuyasha's clumsy lunge. He fell out of the trees and slammed hard into the ground. A split-second later, before he had a chance to recover, felt a pair of feet bash into his back with such force that it caused him to skid a few feet THROUGH the ground, like a rake through solid rock (which is what it felt like.) The neko lightly stepped of Inuyasha's back and turned around to survey the damage. Before she had a chance to think, inuyasha's hand shot out and grabbed her ankle, and pulling her to the ground. He quickly scrambled on top of her and pinned her to the ground.

"Gotcha" inuyasha said, grinning.

"Really?" she said smirking back "SIT" she yelled causing inuyasha to slam into her.

But only kagome can do that though inuyasha thought to himself. In that brief moment the neko grabbed inuyasha and slammed him into the ground next to her, then successfully pinned him. Inuyasha gave her a questioning look. "who are you?" he asked, continuing to give her that look.

"it's me, kagome" she whisper before passionately kissing him.

~half an hour later, back at camp~

sango had finally resolved to pull the unconscious miroku out of the lake (after her laughing her head of) and was rewarded with a pinch an the butt when she had pulled him ashore. He had sat down on the log near the fire and was rubbing the red mark on his cheek. He then heard inuyasha walking back to the camp. When he looked over he noticed that he was carrying the neko-youkai on his back and she was fast asleep. inuyasha walked over to Kagomes backpack and pulled out the sleeping bag shippo was currently sleeping on. (thought i forgot about him?)

"wha...." shippo said groggily. then noticing the cat girl on inuyasha's back was wide awake. "she's pretty" he remarked getting a cold stare from inuyasha sending the little kitsune running and hiding behind sango. Inuyasha continued to spread the sleeping bag and setting the neko-girl on it.

"what happened?" miroku asked, an evil grin on his face "you didn't DO anything any thing with her did ya?"

"Pervert!" was inuyasha's only reply before giving chase to the running miroku. "take that you pervert!" he said, grabbing rocks off the ground and throwing them at the fleeing monk XD.o. After several minutes of this inuyasha sat back down with a look of contentment.

"well, DID anything happen between you two?" sango said, giving inuyasha her most innocent look. Inuyasha blushed a few shades of red before turning his head, refusing to answer the question.

"Ha! i knew it!" miroku said, doing a little dance and chanting "inu's cheatin on kagome, inu's cheatin on kagome...." He was then the recipient of two fiery glares from inuyasha and sango (-)(-). Then suddenly miroku's mind switched on and he started yelling at the top of his lungs. "if something did happen then why the f*ck did you beat the sh!t out of me a$$hole! god d@mn!"

"you deserved it" was inuyasha's brief response. "he has a point miroku" shippo piped up from behind sango's back.

"anyway, how could I be cheating on kagome when that is kagome." inuyasha said not noticing the dumbfounded looks on miroku's and sango's faces.

"bu...but...." was all sango could muster up.

"But how?" miroku said, finishing sango's question.

"Dunno. ask her when she wakes up" inuyasha said in the same monotonous voice he had been using. Suddenly, kagome stirred from her sleep.

"hey guys" she said, yawning and stretching.

"um....kagome?" sango whispered, still with the dumb-stuck look as before.

"ya?" she said continuing to stretch.

"How'd that happen?" miroku said still staring.

"how did what happen?" then realizing what he meant, started telling them the story of how she had left camp and used the shikon jewel to become half-demon and how she had followed them from the camp. "oh, and by the way, when i used the wish, the shikon-no-tama shattered again." she said, oblivious of the stares she was getting from the rest of the group.

"but, why?" was all inuyasha could muster up.

"i have my own reasons." she said, folding her arms and looking away.

"whatever" inuyasha said, acting like he didn't care anyway. "c'mon everyone, lets get some sleep." at that everyone else curled up in their sleeping bags and began sleeping while inuyasha lay in his usual position up against the tree.

About 5 min later, inuyasha felt something warm and fuzzy snuggle next to him.

"if you really want to know, it was because i wanted to be with you and fight along side you without being a nuisance to you." kagome said. AT this inuyasha grinned and pulled kagome closer to him.

"we'll be doing that a lot now, now that you broke the shikon. We got to keep it from falling into the wrong hands." he whispered into her ear, causing shivers to go down her spine.

"yep, we will" she whispered back and for the second time that night, she kissed him. Suddenly a cat-call came from the bushes.

"you go dog!" came a voice.

"I told you they would. god, finally!" came a second.

"Yuck!" came a third and then a scuffle as the figure hid his head in kagome's backpack.

Inuyasha and kagome blushed every shade of red as they realized that miroku, sango, and even shippo, had been watching and listening the whole time. Suddenly, one of the voices shrieked,

"EEEEK! PERVERT! GET THE HELL OUT OFF MY BED,MIROKU!*SLAP*"sango said. then another shriek, but this time from miroku.

"AHHHHHHHH!! SANGO, PLEASE, NO, PLEASE PUT DOWN YOUR BOOMERANG! PLEASE! HELP! AHHHHHHHHHH!*thunk* you d@mn b!tch *thunk* @_@

"muahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha! take THAT pervert!" sango said to the unconscious miroku while laughing like a maniac. XD.

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k pplz. its time for you to review! Tomorrow i will add one more chapter then you will have to what at MOST a week, unless i find inspiration. So any ideas for a demon to fight or parts to use in the story will be most welcomed! and as promised *drumroll* "weird al show theme song" *music starts playing*

oh, this is a story 'bout a guy named al

and he lived in a sewer with his hamster pal

but the sanitation workers really didn't approve

so he packed up his accordion and had to move

to a city in Ohio where he lived in a tree

and he worked in a nasal decongestion factory

and he played on the company bowling team

and every single night he had a strange recurring dream

were he was wearing lederhosen in a vat of sour cream

but that's really not important to the story

well, on the very next year he met a dental hygienist

with a spatula tattooed on her are(on her arm)

but he didn't keep in touch

and he lost her number

then he got himself a job on a tater tot farm

and he spent his life savings on a split-level cave

twenty miles below the surface of the earth(of the earth)

and he really makes a fine

jelly bean and pickle sandwich

for what its worth

then one day al was in the forest trying to get a tan

when he heard the tortured screaming of a funny little man

he was caught in a bear trap and al set him free

and the guy that he rescued was as grateful as can be

and it turns out he's a big-shot producer on TV

so he gave al a contract and what do you know

now he's got his very own weird al show!