Disclaimer: Inu Yasha and Co does not belong to us, got it?

A/N Sango and Shippou will of course show up later in the story in fact Shippou will probably show up in this chapter.

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Leaving Off From: Kikyou started taking off her top when Kagome shoved Naraku out the door and apologized once more, her face flaming red.

The Next Day

"Augh, what the fricken heck happened last night?" groaned a not so sober Kikyou in the afternoon.

As she fell off the kitchen table, she saw herself in the mirror and thought, 'What a slut!' She peeked inside her pajamas and found that she was nude underneath it.

She crawled out into the living room exhausted and felt icky; she also had a weird taste in her mouth and she took a whiff of herself, "Ah, shit! I smell like Sesshomaru's old girlfriends!" she said a loud.

She slithered up the stairs into her room hoping to catch a nap on her own bed but when she saw what her room looked like she gasped, it was so clean! The usual garbage found on her desk was gone, her trashcan was emptied, and her clothing was all gone. She also noticed that she could reach her bed easily without tripping over any bowling balls.

Before she knew what happened she shouted, "Kagome what the hell did you do to my room!" Kikyou calmed down and collapsed onto her bed and only then did she remember, she had gotten drunk, but she still was not sure why. 'Oh well, time to get dressed?' she groggily thought as her alarm clock rang for school.

Opening her closet/mirror, she blinked her eyes in disbelief. Where were her clothes? "Kagome you bitch Where the fuck did you hide my freaken clothes?!!!" She yelled at the top of her lungs. By now, the next door- neighbors were considering moving to somewhere far away!

She spun around and stormed into her cousin's room that was just next door, she'd just have to borrow her clothes instead. As much as the thought sickened her, she didn't want to go out in her bunny pajamas, so she would have to suffer looking like a dork for one day.

She flipped through the hanged clothes with a shrewd look and only when she expanded her search to the back of the closet had she finally found a short skirt that Kagome had about never wore, which was a birthday present from her and a light peach tank top that seemed sufficient. Honestly, her cousin had no taste.

When all the dressing and zipping was done she looked around and maliciously thought, 'It's revenge time for cleaning up my room!' She began jumping on Kagome's neatly made mattress, and the pink fluffy pillow fell off the bed, what was beneath it was revealed.

A picture of a six-year-old Kagome with a little silver haired boy was beside her and both were grinning happily. Kikyou suddenly realized who that boy was. It was that annoying brat down the street who was always calling her a whore. Inu Yasha, that loser! 'Well, I wonder why she has a picture of them together? And why would she hide it under her pillow?'

She dropped the picture of the disgusting duo and wrung her cousins pillow in frustration only then did two more pictures fall out! She checked for more but only found stuffing and cotton. One of the pictures were of Sesshomaru posing with a smile, she had gotten one of those pictures, just like those twelve thousand other girls, but then she remembered that he only had one copy that he never showed nor gave any one and what d'ya know? Kagome had it.

Eck, who would want a picture of that egotistical maniac anyway, she tossed it over her shoulders and looked at the other picture. There were a bunch of smiling faces and she was one of them, ah she remembered that day well.

Flashback...psshhh

"Hey, I thought you weren't gonna come?" said Kagome as she spotted her grouchy cousin.

"Well, yea but I didn't want to stay home and let you guys have all the fun." She grumbled.

Kagome had already walked away and joined her friends. They looked so geeky together and the person named Miroku was such a player. He must have hit on her like 45 times since she was nine.

Kikyou moved away from the creepy crowd and inched towards the refreshment table to grab a bottle of Kid Aid.

"Hey why don't you join us?" Inu Yasha asked staring after the cold beauty.

Kikyou overheard and ignored his comment by sitting near Sesshomaru instead who was splayed out on a reclining chair half-naked. "Hey idiot, you're gonna get skin cancer if you don't put on some sun block," she said hoping he would fry for hours.

He simply glared at her and said nothing, they sat in silence for quite a while until Kagome, and Miroku burst out from the bushes nearby.

"Hey what were you guys doing behind those bushes?" Sesshomaru asked raising his eyebrows and glaring at Miroku.

Kagome stammered and Miroku turned his stony gaze upwards and sighed, "Nothing."

His dejected look caught Kikyou's gaze.

Kagome still red, walked back to Inu Yasha and Sesshomaru followed behind. Miroku sat down in Sesshomaru's abandoned seat and had a faraway look in his eyes.

Kikyou's curiosity got the better of her and she spoke up, "So...something did happen back there didn't it?"

Miroku sighed, "So, you wanna go out sometime?"

Kikyou blushed but recovered quickly, thoughts raced through her mind and after a moment of thought she said, "Yes."

Miroku froze for a second, and turned to look at her in amazement.

Kikyou blushed again amazed by her reply as well, "What?"

"So what size are you?" He collected himself and smiled at her.

*slap*

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After that a strange yet enjoyable 'date', which was a ride to the park in his bike, a relationship formed and slowly Kikyou felt herself falling for the quirky boy more and more. Everything was just peachy keen until what happened at the hotel.

"Miroku you idiot!" she shouted to the ceiling, that stupid, fruity, dumb jerk. He could die for all she cared, recalling the actions from yesterday.

"You idiotic...moron..." She cried crumbling onto Kagome's bed, hmm; it doesn't smell as nice as I thought it would. ```````````````````````````````````````

"Up, down, roll around, now it's time for squats you lazy maggots!" shouted Mr. Higurashi, whilst poking a student with his cane.

"Inu Yasha, get your butt down, fore I slap your skinny ass!"

"Fucking, old geezer... (Mumbles)...Why doesn't Miroku have to do as much work?" asked Inu Yasha.

"Look at him, that innocent face, compared to you, such a nice young lad, now that's the kind of boy you all should be more like!"

The other boys groaned, not that crap again. Miroku only beamed and said, "Yes, you should all be more like me."

"All right girls lets give it all we've got, jump as high as you can to spike the volleyball! Oh, not you Kagome, you stay down...perverts like Inu Yasha will get strange ideas." said Higurashi.

"Gee, grandpa you can't ask me to not participate...great...all the part- time jobs you could've chosen and you had to have picked this one?!" she pouted with her arms crossed.

"Huh, if I didn't pick this job who knows what young boys would do, times changed Kagome..." he began to talk endlessly of the past.

The young girl gave an exasperated sigh, "Fine, just stop talking, and you really shouldn't be so mean to Inu Yasha, he's not as bad as you think, once he even..." She suddenly caught herself.

"Once he what?" Her grandpa asked with a raised eyebrow and a threatening look over at Inu Yasha.

"Oh...look at the time I have to get to my next class," she said quickly and ran off.

Mr. Higurashi turned around, fire in his eyes, and evil thoughts ablaze in his wizened head.

"Inu Yasha!"

"What?"

"Extra squats for you for talking!"

When he was down to the last squat, there was a sudden ripping sound and everyone turned to look at him. Before he could say shut up, everyone in the gym erupted into laughter.

To top the worst for bad timing, his brother walked into the gym, "Hey, so that's where my ex-girlfriend's panties went. They don't look too good on you though." He said whilst handing a note to Mr. Higurashi who was wiping tears from his eyes.

After school...

"Hey Kagome, did you hear about what happened to Inu Yasha in gym class today?" said a grinning Sango.

"No...why? Did grandpa give him extra laps or more detention?" she asked amused. "Heh...oh neither, he ripped his_"

"Hey Sango, hi Kagome!" chirped a little voice. The boy gave his trademark grin with a dimple.

"Oh hey Shippou," said Kagome merrily.

"Did you guys hear about Inu Yasha's gym class accident?" said Shippou slyly.

"Well, Kagome doesn't know yet, so would you care to do the honors?" Sango said rather happily.

"Sure. So he was in gym when Higurashi gave him extra squats to do and well he tripped and his shirt came off...and then he somehow slipped out of his pants and he wasn't wearing any underwear!" giggled Shippou.

"Hey wait-a-minute! I heard he's a cross-dresser!" said Sango. "Nuh uh, he was just naked!" argued Shippou.

"Well, Kagome here's what I recollect from gym," interrupted Miroku, who had just suddenly joined the group.

"Hey, that's right you were there, so tell us the truth," Kagome said half hoping that it didn't involve nudity and Inu Yasha wearing a dress.

"Well, what really happened was he was trying to show off to girls again and for no reason at all, he then decided to moon me!" said Miroku blushing. "Oh, how I remember those pink elephants grinning at me..."

Sango and Shippou laughed, but Kagome remained still, "Well, I guess since you saw *cough* it must be true, but I can't believe he would just show off like that!" Kagome finished with everyone's heads dropped to the ground. A swish of silver white hair told them who just arrived.

"Ey guys, from the look on your faces, you must have all heard about the gym thing huh? No doubt a different story on each of ya!" said Inu Yasha with his arms crossed, slightly blushing, and turning towards Kagome.

"You don't actually believe them do you?" He quipped.

"Uh...fine, you tell me what happened then? Did you really moon Miroku? Did you strip naked, become a cross-dresser, or are you not wearing any underwear right now?!" Kagome accused.

"Where did you hear that from? Sure Miroku was behind me, but it wasn't an all-out moon, and no! Only my shorts ripped, but I was wearing underwear! And I don't even know where the cross-dressing part came from." He said glaring at Sango who merely turned away.

"Oh yes, you are a cross-dresser..." Shippou said pulling down Inu Yasha's pants in one quick motion.

Time stood still once more, because whether Kagome really wanted answers or not, she got them as Inu Yasha's pink elephants grinned at its viewers.

Inu Yasha who recovered first, he pulled his pants back up, wrapped his hands around the short kid's neck, and squeezed.

"Why...you...brat...you're dead!"

Miroku only continued to stare, Sango blushed, Kagome gasped open-mouthed, and Shippou struggled to breathe.

"Help..." Squeaked Shippou.

Kagome quickly got to her senses and ran to his aid; she pulled Shippou out of Inu Yasha's iron-like grip, and shot him a glare.

"Come on Shippou let's get away from this mad elephant!" she said grabbing Shippou's hand.

The two walked away leaving Inu Yasha gaping for words. Sango and Miroku stood still, awestruck from what just happened.

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"Thanks for helping me back there, Kagome, I guess I deserved it though," Shippou said guiltily.

"True. You did provoke him...but he still shouldn't have reacted so childishly," she said giving him a warm smile

"Well, you can't blame him...being embarrassed like that, I mean pink elephants?" he began to laugh, but noticed Kagome seemed un-amused.

Then, strangely, she laughed as well..., "but of course just don't do that to him again and he won't kill you."

"I doubt it, he'll find other excuses to hunt me down..." he finished in a sad tone.

For the first time Kagome noticed Shippou wasn't trying to joke around and she felt kind of sorry for the little guy. 'I'll just have to tell Inu Yasha to treat him better, but would he agree?'

Just then, Sesshomaru appeared from nowhere, "Hey Kagome, hi pipsqueak."

"Oh...Sesshomaru, I didn't see you coming, what're you doing here?" Kagome said turning to look at his smirking face.

"Um...just coincidence Heh," he said face reddening. Before Shippou could question him, someone shouted, "Ah, Sesshomaru? Did you find those hookers yet?"

"So...looking for hookers? Were you?" Shippou looked up hopefully.

"No, Kagome, I assure you there's been a misunderstanding," he began to sweat and leaned over to Shippou whispering, "Yeah, you want in?"

"Oh gosh, I can't believe what a day it's been! Well enjoy whatever you're gonna do, Shippou you can come over to my house and have dinner. Don't get yourself involved with any silver haired guys either," Kagome said quickly, grabbed Shippou's hand and left with Shippou who looked back at Sesshomaru like he'd been deprived a present.

"Kagome, wait!"

Sesshomaru wanted to chase after Kagome and explain, but then one of his girlfriends appeared tugging on his sleeve, "So, who was that? Are we still going to dinner or what? And, you can't have anymore girlfriends, cuz you have me!" she said pouting at him. He reassured her, "No, just you babe," flashing her his famous grin that made girls faint.

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WELL, how about we call that a chapter folks? Review nicely as always...and any questions?