"Oh no! Not again!" Peter whined as an owl dropped a detention notice into his pumpkin soup.

"You see, Wormtail, m'boy, that is why you NEVER EVER help yourself to food before you get the detention notice." Sirius lectured, in a very teacher like manner.

James opened up his notice. "The owls have bad aim."

"I KNOW I KNOW I KNOW!" Peter slammed his fists down on the table, splattering the soup everywhere.

"Please please, Wormtail, m'lad, we have no good cheeses to go with you whine."

"Padfoot, you aren't fooling any one with that very, um, dignified, tone." James wiped the soup off of himself with a napkin. "Anyways, anybody with any brains knows chocolate goes better with wine. "

Sirius sighed, forcing himself to correct his friend, "You see, my friend, it is you who is mistaken, only red wine goes good with dark chocolate, where as any wine goes good with every and any cheese."

From across the Great Hall, a rather greasy Slytherin stood up and walked over to the Gryffindor's table. James and Sirius didn't notice. They were continuing the argument about cheese, chocolate, and wine while Peter and Remus pretending that they didn't know them, for the little debate was now growing into a mock argument.

"Now now, Sirius, does cheese have any caffeine in it? "

"''Tis not the caffeine that matters, m'boy, it is the overall taste of it. "

The Slytherin spoke up. "Will you two please shut your racked, there are some of us who like to eat without being reminded that you both still exist."

This brought a quick end to the argument, Sirius, looked at James, eyes glittering. "Lookey James, Snivellus has made his way all the way over here, to tell us to shut up. "

"All the way from the Slimy Slytherin table, none the less. " James said standing up, a malignant undertone could be detected in his voice.

"Don't you ever insult my House again." Severus was angry to say the least; he had been both disrespected and insulted.

"Oh, why not? "

"Because you Gryffindors are nothing but a bunch of Blood-Traitors. " Sirius cocked his head to the side, smiling smugly. "Horrible, cowardly, " Severus continued on, sounding more threatening, as if he had some great vile plan drew up "EGOTISTICAL, MUD BLOODS... "

There would have been more, but a shattering of the plate over his head stopped all conversation in the room. James mouth dropped open as his eyes turned to the former holder of the plate (Severus, who would've blocked their view of her was now lying blacked out on the floor.)

"EVANS! DETENTION! AND THAT IS 50 POINTS FROM GRYFFINDOR! I EXPECT BETTER FROM MY PREFECTS!" McGonagall's voice echoed through the Great Hall.

James had regained his speech, "PROFESSOR, MISS EVANS WAS PROVOKED! SNIV-SEVERUS CALLED HER THE M-WORD!" He dropped his voice turned to Lily "Gosh dang it, I was going to do that but you beat me to it. "

Lily gave a weak half smiled, "Just can't have him insulting Muggle Blood now, can we? "

"Well I wish you luck, you'll need it with what, your first detention and all."

Sirius slammed his head down on the table when he heard this. "Oh good God, James, don't tell me you've gone all googly eyed over a prefect."

"What's wrong with being a prefect? "

"You don't count, Moony, you must be the only prefect in the history of this school who has ever severed a detention. " Sirius stated incorrectly.

"That'll change, Lily's gotten off light for what she did." Remus replied as Sirius elbowed James to keep him from whimpering. "On another topic, what is our detention?"

"Oh, that, I usually ignore those things until McGonagall or one of her goons hunts me down to serve it…. But for our favorite prefect, I will open it up. " He said, as he used a dirty butter knife to open the envelope. It read...

Detention is to be served at 9:00 Saturday, with Hagrid.

"Well, it shan't be too bad. " James said, "as long as Peter doesn't wet his pants, again. " Peter was heavily considering taking a leaf out of Lily's book.