Disclaimer: I don't own Harry Potter or the "What were they thinking" idea. I only own my story plot.

The Question: What was Harry thinking when he met Hagrid? : Altered

One more minute until Harry turned 11. 8.7.6.5.4.3.2.1!

"Happy Birthday to m-," Harry started but was interrupted by a loud BOOM!

"AHHHHH!" Dudley screamed.

"What's going on down here?" Uncle Vernon bellowed from up the stairs.

What's it to you o great fat one? Harry thought.

BOOM! BOOM! BOOM!

"For god sakes, open the door!" Uncle Vernon bellowed.

"Yes your great and lovely chubbyness," Harry said to himself. Harry never liked the Dursleys, always wanted to talk back. Always wanted to get away, waiting for his miracle.

By the time Harry reached the door the Hinges were knocked off.

BOOOOOOOOOM! KA-BOOM!

The last Boom the door thundered to the ground.

"Wow" Harry mouthed.

'May we help you?" Uncle Vernon asked, his voice shaky.

"Yeh is 'Arry Potter here?" Hagrid asked.

"He's not here," Uncle Vernon replied quickly.

"Yeah I am," Harry said loudly, as if to get attention.

"Good, here's a letter fer yeh," Hagrid said while handing harry a letter with a wax stamp.

Harry looked at it and began to read. He read it through at least3 times before looking up from the parchment.

"I know, you're a wizard "Arry, Hagrid said. Harry was so confused he lived with the Dursleys how could he Harry be a feaking wizzard?

Harry began to read the letter out loud so that everyone could hear

Dear Mr. Potter
We are pleased to inform you that you have been accepted at Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry. Please find the enclosed a list of all the necessary books and equipment.

Term begins on September 1. We await your owl by no later then July 31

Yours sincerely,

Minerva McGonagall

Deputy Headmistress

"Well "Arry we better get goin," Hagrid said after Harry was finished reading the letter.

"YOUR NOT TAKING HIM ANYWHERE!" Uncle Vernon roared from no where.

"Oh, I believe I am," Hagrid said. And with that he left. Harry followed. I'm getting out of here! Harry thought

When he reached the door he turned around and said "bye" with a big smirk on his face and left.

Authors note: Sorry about my really strange computer language. For some reason it wont let me upload certain symbols. And this is my first fic and its probably not that great, but if you want to have more review! Thanks for reading!

~Chelsea