Meanwhile, while all the heroes were out fighting the Nothingness, Riza started to distract everyone from doing their job like she usually would.
"Hey, lets talk to this creature that is so......so....."
"Ugly?" Scion asked.
"No!"
"Evil and twisted and sickening?" Surlent added.
"Hell no!"
"Mmmmmm......okay, we give up!" Dune shouted in frustration.
"IT IS SO DAMN CUTE!" Riza cheered out as she started to try and pet the void. "Say, what would you like to do sweety baby? Wanna go groove at the clubs? Wanna go watch "Texas Chainsaw Massacre' with me? Wanna read some funky ass magazines? Wanna go out? Wanna........."
"RIZA! STOP IT!" Scion screamed as he pried Riza away from the Void.
"Y'know what Riza?" Dune asked.
"Uh what? Wanna let me to go home now?"
"NO!" Dune shouted. "It is your fault that I and the others could not create some other races to help out with fighting this nothingness!"
"But, uh, I......"
"No butts!" Surlent retorted, face turning bright red. "Now lets just fight the nothingness and get it over with! I have a nasty migraine head ache!" Now, three out of four heroes started to battle the Nothingness. It was a big battle! Everyone fought with every power they had to drive the void away. Well, maybe except Riza, whom kept crying like a stubborn little girl that she is, thus not wanting to fight.
"Riza, we need you!" Scion summoned. But Riza just ignored him.
"NO!" Riza groaned. "You killing honey bunny of mine!" Scion, against his own will, parted from battle for a bit and started to drag Riza by the collar of her armor. This gave everyone an idea.
"Heh heh, maybe this could make the void retreat." Scion thought to himself as he dragged Riza alongside him. Then Surlent and Dune also gotten a hold of Riza and presented her to the evil void.
"Hey oh great nothingness of beyond!" All three guys greeted.
"What do you want?" The void groaned. "Can't I just wipe out everything and get it over with you bloody son of a bitches!?"
"We have a better plan." Surlent announced. "Say you eat this thing called 'Riza' and then you can go somewhere else and eat planets...." The void looked curiously at the doltish red head, and looked quite pleased with the offer.
"Whao, what a fucked up looking thing you have here." The void said in disgust. "Sure, I'll eat this!" So the void summoned up some gravitation force and sucked Riza inside its body. "Mmmmmmm, delicious......!"
All the guys started to grin widely. Then, some horrid feeling started to purge within the void.
"Oh Lord no! AAAAAAAAAACK!" The void shouted as it started to blow up. From within the twisted being, Riza instantly exploded into a giant fireball. Only that this fireball was made of flesh, guts, bone, brains and more guts, not to mention her Holy Jade tinted in blood. It was totally bloody cool . Entrails flew all over; some landing in trees, some landing on the Ark, and, to immediate distaste of Scion, Riza's stomach landed on his just shiny clean armor.
"OH MY GOD!" Scion shouted out. Surlent and Dune look at him curiously.
"What is it?" Surlent and Dune asked in unison!
"That was cooler than fireworks!" Scion cheered. "Now we don't have an immature, snotty pot head bitch to deal with!"
"My lord, that is neat!" Surlent said in enthusiasm. "Now, I hope the new owner of the jade would be much cooler and smarter. Hearing this request, Meifa in the Netherworld started to smile brightly.
"Mmmmm, lets see what I can find here." Meifa said smugly as she started to keep an eye on all the various females she kept track of.
First girl she saw was Marina. "Mmmm.....no, too many phobias in that package."
Then she spotted Miemyl. "No, she is smart, but a little more experience goes a long way."
After that, she saw wise woman Zola in her mountainous hovel. "Mmmm, too old."
Then saw some anonymous little girl. "Mmmmm, that is TOO young!"
As Meifa was about to give up, she saw THE perfect heir for her. "Ah Foxy! Why the hell did I even forget about her! She must be worthy of the Holy Jade!" So Meifa sends the 'Holy Jade' over to Foxie, embedded it between her eyes as painlessly as possible and by Foxie's surprise teleports her away from Vlad and over to where Scion, Dune and Surlent were. Scion was quite pleased and vice versa with Foxie.
"Oh Scion! I miss you!" Foxy shouted out happily.
"Oh Foxie! I am glad you are here too!" Scion cheers out. Surlent and Dune started whistling for Scion and Foxie's attention.
"Hello folks. Look at these nice remains." The two guy shouted out, getting the attention of Scion and Foxie. Both Surlent and Dune where howling with laughter insanely; it looked as though they were rolling a small marble between one another. Surlent picked up the "marble" and rolled it over to Scion. He squished it with glee. "That's the last time Riza will roll her eyes at me!"
"Hey Foxie, catch this!" Scion threw what seemed to be something in the shape of a snowball in the new Holy Jade heir's direction. But of course it was not a snowball. Unless snowballs suddenly had bits of liver, kidneys, muscles and intestine imbedded in a core of human heart. "It would really be cool if snowballs where like that." Foxie giggled playfully and barely dodged the flesh-missile. "Oh, you!" Scooping up a handful of blood veins, she hastily molded it into a ball, flinging at Dune's head.
SPLAT! It struck the back of his skull. A gooey red substance oozed down under his jacket. He laughed merrily. "Hahahahaha! I always knew there was some fun in Riza now!" Reaching down, he grabbed a hold of one of the few bones that had not shattered instantly in impact, a femur. It would make some good jewelry. "Look guys!" he exclaimed. "I'm a jewelry maker!"
"This is fun!" Foxie exclaimed. "Now I have the Holy Jade! Screw you Riza!"
So the fun continued on through the night, happy that the sign of that spazzy bitch Riza could just send the Void away.
La Fin!
Now don't flame me kids, we all have our opinions. Remember "If you cannot say nothing nice, say nothing at all!" (^____^)
