Disclaimer: Don't own a single thing! Not one! NOT AT ALL! -cries- ARE YOU
HAPPY NOW! -sobs uncontrobbly- All you did was remind me of what a failure
I am! OH I CAN'T GO ON WITH LIFE NOW -runs off stage- *THUMP* OW! That's
too high, that stage is!
Author's Note: This is just for my little funny stories I write now and then when I'm in a weird mood. So bear with me -roars like a bear- Eek! A bear! -scrambles away-
Even more cliched moments...
Draco Malfoy sniffled, looking at the fire,
"Why doesn't dad love me! Why can't I be a good guy! I hate being the evil dude!"
"Aw... Draco!"
"HERMIONE! HOW DID YOU GET IN THE COMMON ROOM!"
"I don't know. The Author put me in."
Hermione shook her bushy head and grinned. Draco felt entranced. He stood up and walked closer to Hermione and whispered,
"I don't want to be evil. I want to love you and be a good boy for the rest of my life. I'll save Harry Potter even...."
Hermione smiled and said,
"I LOVE YOU TOO!"
With that each snogged each other to death...
***** Next Day *****
Dumbledore stood over two graves,
"We are here today, to grieve over the losses of Hermione Granger and Draco Malfoy. Let us reflect on how we found them, even though it will make us more upset."
Dumbledore zoomed behind a puppet theater stage. A small hand puppet popped up, it had dark robes and black hair that seemed to have too much glue in it,
"I'm Severus Snape."
Dumbledore began in a high-pitched voice,
"And I'm off to check if Draco still has my pink bloomers!"
The puppet moved across the stage. Hands were seen as two more puppets were put on the stage, lying still. Severus's puppet clamped its cotton hands to its yarn mouth,
"OH DEAR! OH *beep* Oh *beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeep*"
"ALBUS!!!!"
"What Minerva? Back to the play...."
He began to talk in the high-pitched voice that was making the real Snape look livid, or was he just blushing?
"It's Malfoy and Granger... Oh *beep* *beep* What were they doing? Obviously no one told them that they need to breathe while they kiss...."
The puppet did a bow and jumped out of sight. Dumbledore stood up and strode forward again,
"Yes.. uh hum...Well... Off you go now..."
Dumbledore skipped off singing slightly what was heard to be,
"Malfoy, the git, and Granger, the mudblood, are deaaaaaaaaaaaad."
McGonagall coughed and said to the students,
"Because of this unfortunate event we decided to start a new course that everyone in 4th year and up should take. It is...."
A couple of people yelled out before she could say,
"HOW TO KISS CLASS!?!"
"PORNO REFINED?"
"SO YOU WANT TO BE A LOVER?"
"IS SNAPE GOING TO TEACH THE KISSING SECTION? IF HE IS I'LL GO!"
McGonagall glared,
"Mr. Weasley will you shut up! No, it will be called Health Class...... Muggles take this in Middle and High schools and we NOW think it's a good idea you learn about.... certain things.."
Giggles were heard and McGonagall turned bright red,
"Ah.... Yes, as the course has never been taught before we aren't sure which teacher will teach it.... So... uh... until then..."
"YES UNTIL THEN, MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!"
"Sure hope its Snape.... Mhm....."
"SHUT UP RON!"WE ARE EXPERIENCING TECHNICAL DIFFICULTIES PLEASE STAND BY!
Author's Note: This is just for my little funny stories I write now and then when I'm in a weird mood. So bear with me -roars like a bear- Eek! A bear! -scrambles away-
Even more cliched moments...
Draco Malfoy sniffled, looking at the fire,
"Why doesn't dad love me! Why can't I be a good guy! I hate being the evil dude!"
"Aw... Draco!"
"HERMIONE! HOW DID YOU GET IN THE COMMON ROOM!"
"I don't know. The Author put me in."
Hermione shook her bushy head and grinned. Draco felt entranced. He stood up and walked closer to Hermione and whispered,
"I don't want to be evil. I want to love you and be a good boy for the rest of my life. I'll save Harry Potter even...."
Hermione smiled and said,
"I LOVE YOU TOO!"
With that each snogged each other to death...
***** Next Day *****
Dumbledore stood over two graves,
"We are here today, to grieve over the losses of Hermione Granger and Draco Malfoy. Let us reflect on how we found them, even though it will make us more upset."
Dumbledore zoomed behind a puppet theater stage. A small hand puppet popped up, it had dark robes and black hair that seemed to have too much glue in it,
"I'm Severus Snape."
Dumbledore began in a high-pitched voice,
"And I'm off to check if Draco still has my pink bloomers!"
The puppet moved across the stage. Hands were seen as two more puppets were put on the stage, lying still. Severus's puppet clamped its cotton hands to its yarn mouth,
"OH DEAR! OH *beep* Oh *beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeep*"
"ALBUS!!!!"
"What Minerva? Back to the play...."
He began to talk in the high-pitched voice that was making the real Snape look livid, or was he just blushing?
"It's Malfoy and Granger... Oh *beep* *beep* What were they doing? Obviously no one told them that they need to breathe while they kiss...."
The puppet did a bow and jumped out of sight. Dumbledore stood up and strode forward again,
"Yes.. uh hum...Well... Off you go now..."
Dumbledore skipped off singing slightly what was heard to be,
"Malfoy, the git, and Granger, the mudblood, are deaaaaaaaaaaaad."
McGonagall coughed and said to the students,
"Because of this unfortunate event we decided to start a new course that everyone in 4th year and up should take. It is...."
A couple of people yelled out before she could say,
"HOW TO KISS CLASS!?!"
"PORNO REFINED?"
"SO YOU WANT TO BE A LOVER?"
"IS SNAPE GOING TO TEACH THE KISSING SECTION? IF HE IS I'LL GO!"
McGonagall glared,
"Mr. Weasley will you shut up! No, it will be called Health Class...... Muggles take this in Middle and High schools and we NOW think it's a good idea you learn about.... certain things.."
Giggles were heard and McGonagall turned bright red,
"Ah.... Yes, as the course has never been taught before we aren't sure which teacher will teach it.... So... uh... until then..."
"YES UNTIL THEN, MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!"
"Sure hope its Snape.... Mhm....."
"SHUT UP RON!"WE ARE EXPERIENCING TECHNICAL DIFFICULTIES PLEASE STAND BY!
