A/N : This is something me and my friend did one late night, exactly as it was.. So spelling is bad and stuff, but it's still hilarious! It's a bit weird...

THERE'S SOMETHING ABOUT HARRY

Harry Potter sat at the Gryffindor Table in his 7th year, looking down at his burnt eggs. The house-elves were on a strike and the staff had to make breakfast now

"did proffeser snape make this one?" hermoine asked "i don't know, why?" replied ron.

Neville Longbottom said, "Yeah. I think He did..." He pushed away his plate of burnt sasuge with a look of suspicion

all of a sudden harry started to shiver uncontrolably. "harry?" cried hermoine.

"What's up mate?" Ron asked Harry, looking a bit concerned as he ate some porridge.

"so... so.. c...c..cold," he managed to shiver. "what's cold?" asked hermoine desperately. (Ron was still eating porrige.) "B...b...BRAIN FREEZE!" he shouted, his voice echoing through the hall.

Neville eyes widened and he grabbed some hot tea pouring it over Harry, "Here! It will warm you!" The scalding water fell ontop of Harry's head

"BRAIN BURN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" he shouted. Now everybody was starting to stare at the gryffindor table in curiousity. "What's a brain burn?" Ron managed to say through a mouthful of porridge.

Hermione, despite herself, started laughing making a plate of eggs fly and hit Ginny's nose. She flung a peice of bacon, hitting Colin Creevy, who yelled, "FOOD FIGHT!"

Suddenly all of hogwarts was throwing food at eachother. Pretty soon Dumbledore couldn't help himself so he threw a pea at proffeser snape who threw a plate full of mash potatoes at his face.

Hermione was rolling on the ground laughing. Luna Lovegood had floated over and kissed Ron, transfering a hashbrown into his mouth, "food fight...." she whispered before she slided off. Neville glared at Ron angerily.

Out of the blue Fred and George took out their new pea flinger and started to rapidly fling peas at professer snape. "that'll show him" said George. "ya" replied fred. Snape started to look around stupidly like he didn't know who was throwing peas at him.

Ron looked momentarily in shock until a plate of whip cream hit him smack dab iin the face. Harry laughed, putting down the whip cream plate laughing at the top of his lungs. Hermione ran up and quickly threw a corn of cob at Professor Snape. She stopped, "What is an ear of corn doing here during Breakfast?" "I don't know..." replied ron, who was the expert of food. "oh well" replied hermoine. "you know the teachers did make these meals" said harry Hermione looked happy, "Good, it's about time they know what the house- elves had worked on!"

Cho Chang and her friends screamed as Peeves joined the fight and many girls ran out of the hall.

Peeves began throwing plates and forks and knives very deadly at students.

"ah, girls" said ron. (sighing) "but you know.... that luna lovegood is... somethin' else" "Oh, lay off it!" shouted harry.

Neville looked angry as well, "Yeah, Leave Luna alone!" He had crawled under the table to avoide the knives