Ode To A Ronin, by NachoManLance

Disclaimer: Love Hina, Billy Joel, and Weird Al Yankovic are just being borrowed. I promise to return them as soon as my demands are made clear to the police. ^_^

Note: This was inspired by the great Weird Al Yankovic with his rendition of Billy Joel's famous "Piano Man" song. You could say it's a parody of a parody. You could also say its stupid. But that, my readers, is what the review section is for. Tell me if it's okay, and maybe I could spark up some more with a small fee.....*receives angry death glares*.....heh heh,..kidding.....

Anywho, this is Ode To A Ronin, a Love Hina songfic depicting the life of poor Keitaro. It is requested that you first listen to Weird Al's "Ode to a Superhero" or Billy Joel's "Piano Man" before reading. A spoiler if you have not found out who Keitaro's promised girl is, so be warned. Enjoy!

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Poor Urashima was pitiful.

Couldn't have been any shyer.

Promised girl still wouldn't notice him,

Even if his hair was on fire.

But then one day he went to Hinata Sou,

Ah, and Naru kept bashing him down.

Oh, and now he is chased down everyones halls,

And he's flying all over town.

La li la, li de da. La la, li le la, da dom.

Here is the rent, your the manager.

Here is your rent, tonight.

Cause we're all in the mood for a punching bag,

And there's Mecha Tama's to fight.

Naru the hot chicks a friend of his,

Whos constantly stalked by Kentaro.

But to his great surprise, it seems she prefers guys,

Who can get punched and circle the globe.

"When we grow up let's go to the University!"

Thats his promise from way back then.

If you missed it don't worry, they'll say the line,

Again and again and again.

Oh, la la la, di de da. La la, di de da, da dom.

Kitsune's a drunk and a lazy slob.

And Su is begging for fun.

Shinobu is cooking, and before you knew she,

Has already fed everyone.

And Motoko's practising her kendo thing,

And Mutsumi is fainting a bomb.

Yes, she still has anemic disorder now,*

And she'll stay down till the crack of dawn.

Here is your rent, your the manager.

Here is your rent, tonight.

Cause you still have a promise to think about,

And you'll study with Naru all night.

It's a pretty big day at the final exams,

Keitaro was gonna give it his all.

But alas, the results turned out he had failed,

Now our friends got a whole year to haul.

Oh, Mutsumi was revealed as the promised girl.

But ah, Keitaro left her for Naru.

Here it is, that is all, the end of our tale,

The adventures at Hinata Sou.

Oh, la la la, di de da. La la, di de da, da dom

Here is the rent, your the manager.

Here is the rent, tonight.

Cause we all sure could use us a punching bag,

And we'll think that you'll do alright.

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Thanks for reading! i worked pretty hard on this and I hope you liked it. R/R please!