Usagi deeply inhaled the intoxicating scent of cinnamon that surrounded her, snuggling closer to what she thought was her pillow. She wanted to savor this feeling of peace, to never leave the comfort of her bed. Yet she had to, she had things to do, she could practically hear Rei scolding her for still being in bed. She abruptly sprang out of bed, how could she have forgotten about her plans for today!? She was supposed to meet everyone at a small coffee shop today near the mall so they could talk a bit before they went shopping.

She was startled out of her thoughts when she heard a small groan from beside her. Her eyes turned to the man beside her, memories of the night before quickly flooding back to her. A groan of frustration escaped her own lips and her head rested in her hands, what had she been thinking last night? She could be pregnant for Christ's sake! And what about Mamoru? Could she even tell him about this little fiasco? She glanced at the clock beside his bed, squeaking when she realized it was 1:43 PM and she had less than half an hour before they were supposed to meet. She had exactly 17 minutes to get from wherever here was to her house, change, and get to the coffee shop. This was a total disaster! And she didn't even want to THINK about her parents, they were probably worried sick!

"What's wrong?" A voice interrupted her train of thought, bringing her back to the reality that another minute had passed before she sprang out of the bed, scrambling around the room, looking for her clothes from the night before which were still strewn about the room. She quickly pulled off the oversized t-shirt she was wearing, briefly remembering changing into one of his shirts before falling asleep against him as she hastily threw it on the back of a nearby chair. "Not that I mind the strip show, but where are you off to in such a hurry?" She glared at him for a moment before she continued putting on her clothes from the night before.

"I'll tell you later! Right now I need you to drive me back to my house." She said her voice muffled from her shirt as she pulled it over her head.

"I guess I can. I don't have anything else planned for today." He reached over to grab his laptop, turning it on to see if he had any new missions from J.

"Thank you, thank you, thank you so much!" She hugged him tightly before resuming the search for her shoes.

"What the--?" He mumbled, furrowing his brow in confusion as music began blaring through his speakers.

~~I'm too sexy for my love too sexy for my love
Love's going to leave me~~

"What is it?" Usagi asked, rising from under the bed with a shoe in hand. A line of little hamsters from the show Hamtaro appeared on his screen, with Relena in the middle. (AN ~ They're so cute!!! ^^ There are only 4 of them here though.) They were all wearing her school uniforms with a hat of the same shade.

~~I'm too sexy for my shirt too sexy for my shirt
So sexy it hurts
And I'm too sexy for Milan too sexy for Milan
New York and Japan
And I'm too sexy for your party
Too sexy for your party
No way I'm disco dancing~~

They danced across the screen to the music, being led by Relena. They all took off the uniform's jacket and shirt, leaving Relena in a Peacecrap pink bra.

~~I'm a model you know what I mean
And I do my little turn on the catwalk
Yeah on the catwalk on the catwalk yeah
I do my little turn on the catwalk~~

They walked down a catwalk that faded in beneath their feet, walking down two at a time until only Relena walked down alone, turning and winking. The catwalk then disappeared and a red sports car replaced it.

~~I'm too sexy for my car too sexy for my car
Too sexy by far
And I'm too sexy for my hat
Too sexy for my hat what do you think about that~~

They all danced round the car, Relena standing on the hood of the car, doing a dance different from the others. She was first to throw off her hat, the others following in suit before she jumped off the hood of the car, slipping and landing on her butt. She sat and cried for a moment before the hamsters picked her up, beads of sweat forming as they tried to lift her, and resumed their dance. The background changed to a large picture of Hiiro and Relena kissing, the car now decorated with just married in white letters on the hood and flowers everywhere.

~~I'm a model you know what I mean
And I do my little turn on the catwalk
Yeah on the catwalk on the catwalk yeah
I shake my little touché on the catwalk

I'm too sexy for my too sexy for my too sexy for my

Cuz I'm a model you know what I mean
And I do my little turn on the catwalk
Yeah on the catwalk on the catwalk yeah
I shake my little touché on the catwalk~~

By now they had all stripped off the uniform's skirt and were dancing across the screen in pink tutus to the music. They all stopped dancing, forming a circle around the car before they struggled to lift Relena into the car.

~~I'm too sexy for my cat too sexy for my cat
Poor pussy poor pussy cat
I'm too sexy for my love too sexy for my love
Love's going to leave me~~

Relena smiled brightly at the waving and blowing a kiss to the screen before starting up the car. She sped straight toward the screen, a panicked look on her face.

~~And I'm too sexy for this song~~

The car crashed into the screen, pink confetti drifting across the screen and an ear piercing cry of "Hiiro!!!" was heard when the music stopped. One by one bold pink letters the words ALL FILES DELETED were formed across the screen before they flashed and the screen went blank. The whole thing restarted moments later.

~~I'm too sexy for my love too sexy for my love
Love's going to leave me~~

Several gunshots sounded and smoke rose from the laptop as Hiiro's left eye twitched, someone was going to die for this.

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Love it? Hate it? PLEASE REVIEW!!! ^^ And thanks to everyone who reviewed my last chapter! Think the Relena think was a bit much? ^^; Oh well. I think it was funny. Credit goes to my friend Amanda for helping me think of the prank!!! ^^ The song was I'm Too Sexy by Right Said Fred. Very old song. REVIEW!!!!!

~Sparkle~