TITLE: Double Dare You

AUTHOR: FicOphile (Lola_K)

RATING: R

SUMMARY: Season 4: Spike and Xander get really bored and decide to have some fun. My first fic so please R&R!!! xxx

DISCLAIMER: The characters of Xander Lavelle Harris and Spike are the property of Mutant Enemy Productions and Joss Whedon, and FOX.

AUTHOR's NOTES: This is my very first fic so please, please, please be gentle!!!

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It's late one night in the basement and Spike and Xander are really bored with watching telly.

SPIKE: "Suck my cock Harris."

XANDER: "What? No!"

SPIKE: "Why not. I'm fuckin' bored and you are too."

he grins an evil grin

SPIKE: "C'mon. I know your really a poofter."

XANDER: "I'm not. Not that there is anything wrong with that."

SPIKE: "No. There isn't."

XANDER: "No."

SPIKE: "Perfectly natural. Between two consenting adults I mean."

XANDER: "Yes. Two consenting gay adults."

there is a long pause

SPIKE: "So suck my cock."

XANDER: "What is wrong with you?"

SPIKE: "Dare you to."

XANDER: "Right, like that's going to work."

SPIKE: "Chicken."

he unzips his flies

XANDER: "God, put that away."

Spike looks at him

SPIKE: "Double-dare you."

XANDER: "OK, OK."

xander sucks Spike's cock and then wipes the cum of his cheeks with a towel

XANDER: "OK, now you have to fuck me in the ass."

SPIKE: "Bugger off. What do you think I am a poofter?"

XANDER: "Dare you."

SPIKE: "Sod off!"

XANDER: "Double-dare you."

spike sighs, and then fucks xander up the ass.

XANDER: "What shall we do now."

SPIKE: "Passions is on in a minute."

XANDER: "God, that show is so lame. Why don't we call Buffy and Willow and have them come over and blow you while I watch?"

SPIKE: (laughs) "Right, like you would."

XANDER: "Dare me to."

SPIKE: "Dare you."

XANDER: "Double dare you."

spike lights a cigarette and picks up the phone

SPIKE: "Got the number?"

THE END (FOR NOW!!!) laughs evilley

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please send me loads of feedback or I'm not writing the next part.kisses!! lola x