AUTHOR: FicOphile (Lola_K)
RATING: R
SUMMARY: Season 4: Spike and Xander get really bored and decide to have some fun. My first fic so please R&R!!! xxx
DISCLAIMER: The characters of Xander Lavelle Harris and Spike are the property of Mutant Enemy Productions and Joss Whedon, and FOX.
AUTHOR's NOTES: This is my very first fic so please, please, please be gentle!!!
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It's late one night in the basement and Spike and Xander are really bored with watching telly.
SPIKE: "Suck my cock Harris."
XANDER: "What? No!"
SPIKE: "Why not. I'm fuckin' bored and you are too."
he grins an evil grin
SPIKE: "C'mon. I know your really a poofter."
XANDER: "I'm not. Not that there is anything wrong with that."
SPIKE: "No. There isn't."
XANDER: "No."
SPIKE: "Perfectly natural. Between two consenting adults I mean."
XANDER: "Yes. Two consenting gay adults."
there is a long pause
SPIKE: "So suck my cock."
XANDER: "What is wrong with you?"
SPIKE: "Dare you to."
XANDER: "Right, like that's going to work."
SPIKE: "Chicken."
he unzips his flies
XANDER: "God, put that away."
Spike looks at him
SPIKE: "Double-dare you."
XANDER: "OK, OK."
xander sucks Spike's cock and then wipes the cum of his cheeks with a towel
XANDER: "OK, now you have to fuck me in the ass."
SPIKE: "Bugger off. What do you think I am a poofter?"
XANDER: "Dare you."
SPIKE: "Sod off!"
XANDER: "Double-dare you."
spike sighs, and then fucks xander up the ass.
XANDER: "What shall we do now."
SPIKE: "Passions is on in a minute."
XANDER: "God, that show is so lame. Why don't we call Buffy and Willow and have them come over and blow you while I watch?"
SPIKE: (laughs) "Right, like you would."
XANDER: "Dare me to."
SPIKE: "Dare you."
XANDER: "Double dare you."
spike lights a cigarette and picks up the phone
SPIKE: "Got the number?"
THE END (FOR NOW!!!) laughs evilley
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please send me loads of feedback or I'm not writing the next part.kisses!! lola x
