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Ron was in love with Harry, but no one knew. One day Ron became sick. He had to take pills, but instead of his real medicine he took a Viagra. This lead him to tell yet another sercret of his life. Ron was a man-slut. He told this to Harry. along with telling Harry he was the love of his life. Harry was disturbed by this yet oddly turned on. Harry was even more disturbed that he found himself sexually aroused by Ron. He never noticed how incredibly luxurious Ron's pale skin matched the snow. And out of no where Harry found himself wanting to touch Ron in places he had only touched himself. But it was too late. Ron was already attacking, grabbing his CUTERBALL!! Harry let out a deep moan. He was really enjoying himself. "EAT MY CUTERFUZZ, SKANK BUNNY!" Harry screamed. "Oh, Harry!" "Oh baby, my ickle-ronnykins!" "I love it when you call me ickle-ronnykins, Harry! I'm gonna call you.Hairy Sex Hungry Beast!" After hearing his pet name, Harry let out a loud roar. They took a 2 minute break cause they were out of breathe, when Draco "The Dirty Cowboy" Malfoy came in and yelled "IT'S TIME TO GET KINKY! I'M GONNA LASSO SOME SEXT MEN!" He was wearing a see-through thong with leather chaps and he was riding a black mustang. In his right hand was a whip in his left hand was a lasso. Harry turned to Draco and said "I'm gonna fuck you all night long you dirty cowboy!" in hearing this, Ron gets jealous. So to try and make Harry feel jealous he runs over to the horse and starts humping it! The horse gets frightened and kicks Ron back. Harry sees this and says "Ron looks good when he's in pain. Hand me that whip, Draco! But it's too late, Draco was already on top of Ron's naked, freakily body whipping him mercilessly. Ron screams out "this is the best threesome I've ever had!" Harry whispered "This is the only threesome I've ever had!" Draco was surprised at Harry so he said "Oh, well then we gotta show you how fun it can be! Get your invisibility cloak out, Harry.If you catch my drift." Harry put on the cloak over all three of them. Nothing can be seen but a little cuterfuzz falling to the floor. The whole floor hears "that feels good, PAPA!" and "don't stop!" and "Lick my cuterfuzz right. THERE!" and more! After a wild night of mad love-making and passionate sex they set a date to meet every Wednesday to do it again! It just so happens that one Wednesday Hermione was watching and finding herself strangely aroused. "Prrrrrrrr!" said Hermione a little too loudly. "what was that?" "Did you hear that?" said Harry frighten. Now that she had been discovered she found no reason to hold back. "come get me, boys!" But Draco Ron and Harry don't find Hermione's feminine looks attractive. "Sorry Hermione we're only into men" In hearing this Hermione had an idea. "I'll make you a deal. I know this jet. They call him "The Man". If I get him to come over can I have sex with you guys?" Draco thinks about it."You mean the cool jet WHO HAS GAME???" "yep!" Hermione gets the jet and is allowed to come every week. She adds something extra! This is how bisexuals started.

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