I apologize for it taking so long. I've been busy and been focusing on another story. But enough with the excuses. Let's get to the story. By the way, I'm not really sure whom to add into the story. If you have any suggestions or requests on whom you'd really like to see make an idiot of themselves just let me know.

Talent is Easier Said That Done

Chapter 2

The Show

Everyone sat patiently back stage. While some teachers ran around frantically giving bad pep talks and reminding everyone to smile and have fun. Smile and have fun even though the entire student body was out there like a pack of hungry wolves ready to eat them up with pre-made spit balls and paper wads.

The host for the show was Mia Valentine would been elected by the student council which was pretty much comprised of a bunch of guys. Mia stepped up to the podium. "Welcome Ladies and Gentlemen. I'm your host Mia Valentine. I hope you're ready for a great show tonight because we have a big line- up." Mia looked down the list. "Poor saps." She muttered. "Anyway, let's get on with the first act. Up first is Yugi Moto with his amazing magic act!"

The curtains drew open and Yugi stood dresses all in purple with a small cape. Just further proved his sick obsession with his dark magician card, which he'd put in his back pocket for good luck.

"Hello everyone." He said in a shaky voice. He tried to clear his throat. "I'm the amazing Yugi!" he felt like such a dork.

Yugi walked over to a table lined with multiple props he'd set up. "First" he said. "I'm going to link these three rings together." Yugi picked up the three rings and began tapping them together until they were all linked. The audience clapped. So far so good.

Yugi was getting really nervous so he decided to move straight to the finale. "Next I will pull a rabbit out of this hat." He picked up the top hot and showed everyone that is was just a regular hat. He then set it back on the table and waved his hands over top. "Kiribos!" He shouted. He then stuck his hand into the hat. His eyes got big, as he could not find his furry friend. He picked up the hat and looked inside. He then proceeded to stick his hand through the hidden compartment in the top of the table. "Where are you, you over grown fur-ball. Yugi then felt it's furry backside. "Ah ha!" He shouted. "Gotcha!" Just then Yugi's eyes got even bigger. "Yeow!" He screamed. He pulled his hand from the hole with the rabbit attached to his hand.

"Let go you crazy rabbit!" Yugi yelled. He flung his hand, causing the rabbit to come loose and hit the back wall. This just pissed the rabbit off. The rabbit stared at Yugi and started to growl. (Who knew a rabbit could growl).

"Help!" Yugi cried. "The rabbit has gone crazy!" Yugi ran offstage and the rabbit chased after him.

Mia stood behind the podium. "Well." She said. "That was.interesting." She decided to move onto the next act. "Um, up next we have Tristan Taylor who will be.oh dear god!"

Tristan walked out in a white vinyl jump suit. It clung to him in places it really shouldn't. He had his hair slicked back and was carrying a cardboard but out of a guitar.

"Tristan will be performing as.Elvis." Mia said. Her jaw had dropped and her eyes, sadly enough, were fixated on Tristan's private parts. That vinyl really was clingy.

Tristan moved to the front of the stage, poised over his cardboard cut out.

Music behind him began to play.

"Both went down to the county jail." He sang in an off key pitch and strummed at the string drawn on the cardboard. He went on like this. "Let's rock! Everybody let's rock!" He shouted.

The audience was more disturbed by this scene more than anything and started to hiss.

"Ladies and Gentlemen, be respectful!" Mia demanded.

The audience continued to hiss and started throwing the paper wads at the stage. Tristan was so into it though that he didn't even seem to notice the one's hitting him in the head.

"Jail House Rock!" He shouted.

"Boo!" The audience screamed. (Poor Tristan)

Suddenly a shoe came up onto the stage and hit the guitar square in the middle causing it to break. Tristan froze. "My guitar." He said. "My beautiful guitar. I've had this thing since I was six." (Another character with a weird obsession). "I took lessons on this thing.I." Tristan's eyes welled up with tears. "You're all monsters!" He shouted and stormed off the stage.

"Tristan is it means that much to you, I'll cut you out a new one." Mia shouted after him.

Yugi ran across the stage. "Would someone please help me?" He screamed as the rabbit chased him from behind.

It's going to get a lot weirder soon. Just let me know who you think should be up next or whom I should add. Reviews Please(