Lila: Okay Okay..I'm not going to lie to you. I didn't really like this story so I put it on the back burner for a while. Who knew that so many people would like it! Because so many of you seem to like this story I have decided to revive it from the dead!

Joey: Damn! I thought I was going to get away from that.

Tristan: We all have to suffer man. Look what she did to me!

Lila: How come every time I do introductions like this you people either whine or argue.

Joey: Don't look at us. You're the one writing this crap.

Lila: Crap? Yami Bakura!

Yami Bakura: DON"T CALL LILA"S WRITING CRAP! (Sends Joey to the Shadow Realm)

Lila: Uh oh. Umm. I'm going to try to get Joey back from the shadow realm. Some one do the disclaimer.

Yami Bakura: Lila doesn't own Yu-gi-oh or the song Rappers Delight and if you people try to sue her I'll send you to the shadow realm.

Lila: Sometimes I think you should be put on Ritalin.

TALENT IS EASIER SAID THAN DONE

CHAPTER 3

Mai stood behind the podium it absolute distraught about what to do next. "I uhh." She sputtered. She decided to do the only thing she could. "Let's move onto the next act. Our next act is being preformed by." she stopped as she read the name over in her mind. She groaned to herself. "A double act ladies and gentlemen of." She just couldn't bring herself to say it. She was holding back a laugh as she looked at the writing on the card. "Joey Wheeler and Seto Kaiba in their rendition of "Rappers Delight."

The curtains pulled back and Joey and Kaiba were standing back to back. Joey had on a baseball cap turned backwards and was wearing baggy skater boy pants. Kaiba was dressed similarly yet he seemed slightly more awkward in those clothes. Everyone else seemed to agree. No one had seen Kaiba out of uniform or in his business suits.

Seto leaned over to Joey's ear. "Don't mess this up dog." he whispered.

"Shut up Kaiba. You'd be doing Swan Lake if I hadn't agreed to partner up with you for this." He shot back.

"Let's just get this over with." Seto said.

The boys approached the front of the stage and looked up at the tech booth in the balcony. They both nodded and that very familiar back beat started to play. The audience rustled slightly in acknowledgement of it.

The beat continued and Joey waited patiently for Kaiba to start but he didn't. He nudged him. "Kaiba? Kaiba you big idiot! You're on!"

"I can't do it." Seto said.

"Wha?"

"I can't do it? I have a reputation." He said.

"Yeah. Of being a jack ass what's your point." Joey said.

"I'll be ruined if I go through with this."

"Kaiba. You're getting stage fright you big ninny. Fine. I'll start." Joey said.

Joey raised the mike to his lips and started to rap.

(At this point you might want to play the music in the background just for the effect. If you don't know the song I recommend you listen to it.)

"I said A hip hop. De hippy. De hippy hippy hip hop now you don't stop the boppin' to the bang bang boogie the up chuck de boogie to the rhythm to the boogie the beat." Joey said. He continued to rap and believe it or not they audience actually was getting into it. They started to clap to the rhythm and Joey really started to enjoy himself. He hopped around on the stage rapping and rhyming away till the verse ended. Then he turned to Kaiba who slightly resembled Casper the ghost in Eminem's clothing.

"Kaiba!" Joey hissed covering the mike. "It's your turn. You're gonna fail if you don't just suck it up."

Kaiba didn't move.

"Kaiba! I've you don't do this I'm going to call you Chicken Little until the sun stops shining!" Joey said.

This got Kaiba's attention. "You wouldn't dare." He hissed at Joey.

"Bawk Bawk Bawk." Joey said.

Kaiba's faced flushed. He picked up the mike and rapped till he was blue in the face. The boys finished off and the crowd went wild.

"Wow. For two skinny nerds they sure can rap." Mai said under her breath.

The boys walked up to the front of the stage and waved at the audience. A small pool of girls had formed at the front of the stage crying out for them. Joey (Being the lovable dork he is) let his ego get the best of him and pulled off his shirt and threw it in the audience. The girls pulled and tore at the clothes. Kaiba felt his face flush out of jealousy and took off his shirt and tossed it in the audience.

The girls ripped and tore at it.

Joey felt that was a challenge and took off his cap and threw it in the audience.

Tearing and fighting.

Seto did the same.

This little act continued and more clothes and such were tossed and torn by the adoring high school girls until Mai tried to get their attention. "Uh, guys?"

They turned to Mai who was pointing back at them. They looked down and realized that they'd been so busy trying to one up each other that they'd stripped down to their boxers. They boys blushed, covered themselves and side stepped off the stage.

Mai laughed nervously into the mike. "Well.wasn't that great folks?" She said. Fortunately they actually had liked it and clapped in response. "Oh good." She said. She flipped through her notes. "Up next we have Yami Bakura.. Yami Bakura? Since when does he go to school? Oh well. Anyway, Yami Bakura will be performing a scene from the Broadway hit CATS." She said. She took a moment to reread what she'd just said. "Oh dear sweet.he didn't really pick to do this did he?" She asked and walked back stage to have a few words with the stage manager.

The curtains drew open again and there he stood. Proud as ever that he was wearing a tight black spandex suit and silver spiked collar around his neck. His hair had been temporally died oranges and black, which suited him well.

Seto leaned over next to Joey from back stage and whispered. "You should get out there in your dog suit and do a duet." He teased.

"Shut up you Kentucky Fried Chicken!" Joey snapped. The stage manager shushed them both.

The music started to play and the vocalist's voices rang though.

"Rum Tum Tum is a curious beast!" They sang.

"When you're gonna let me in then I want to go out." Yami Bakura sang in a rather impressive Broadway style voice.

"Can your Yami steal voices with his Millenium ring?" Tea asked.

Bakura shook his head slightly and shrugged his shoulders.

Yami Bakura leapt into the air and landed on the edge of the stage. Another pool of girls had formed. High School girls and Fan Girlies alike. (Hey! How did you people get in here!?) They swooned as Yami Bakura sang to them.

"Who knew spandex would look so good on him." Mai muttered from back stage.

"Mai!" Joey cried.

"What. He does." She said.

The song came to an end and the audience cheered.

The drama teacher's eyes welled up with tears. "This is just so magical!" He said and cried into Yami's shoulder. Yami pat the teacher on the back in slight confusion.

"Mai. You're on!" The stage manager hissed at her.

Mai took her eyes off of Yami Bakura and walked out into the stage.

"Another great act." She cooed into the microphone so naturally. "Now for out next act we have.eww.Weevil Underwood. Okay. Seriously I KNOW he doesn't go to this school. Come on! How did he get in on this! I demand answers!" Mai said and stormed off into the back to yell at the stage manager some more. (Poor stage manager)

The curtains pulled open and Weevil was standing on a stool behind a table.

"Welcome ladies and gentlemen to the best act of the night!" He said. "Most of you probably don't know this but I am a collector of bugs." He said. "Shocked are you? Well there's more."

The audience rolled their eyes in unison.

"I have spent all of my free time training my precious bugs to perform acrobatic tricks just for you! Take that Rex Raptor! Who's the nerd now huh? Who's the nerd now?" He demanded.

Most of the audience was pointing at Weevil but he couldn't see through the lights.

Weevil placed his hands on the blanket on the table. "I give you the Bug Three Ring Circus!" He cried and pulled off the blanket. He stared for a moment. "Uh oh. Where are all the bugs?"

A girl in the audience screamed. "Christine! There's one in your hair!"

"Get it out get it out get it out!" The other cried.

"There all over!"

The audience was screaming now.

"Please remain calm!" Mai said into the mike.

"The more you fight them the angrier they'll be. They have feelings!" Weevil cried.

"Shut up you bug loving freak! You've ruined everything!" Mai said. She looked at her sleeve. "Ahh! Roach!" She threw it in the audience.

"No! Not Betsy! She's my favorite!" He cried. He dove into the audience like it was a mosh pit. "I'll save you Betsy!" He cried.

People began to evacuate the theater in a panic.

Everyone back stage stared in horror at the scene. "What do we do?" Joey asked.

"We'll have to clean the place out then let them back in." The drama teacher said.

"The would take to much work sir. We should just reschedule." The stage manager said.

The drama teacher took the stage manager by the collar of his shirt. "You listen to me you little punk. This night is supposed to be magical and I'm not going to let that losers bug collection ruin it!" He hissed.

"But sir."

"Magical!" He shouted.

The stage manger looked stressed. "Just sit tight." He told the cast. "We'll have this fixed soon. I hope." He groaned and walked off to find help.

The others looked at each other. "Hey?" Tea asked. "Where's Yugi?"

"Get away from me you furry bastard!" Yugi screamed. He tore down the hallway of the school with the rabbit close behind him.

END OF CHAPTER 3

Phew! All the chaos really takes it out of you. Well??? How was it? REVIEWS!