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The First Date
It's 7 o'clock and Ross is ready to go pick up Rachel for their first date. Monica on the other hand is not ready.
Ross: MONICA!! Come on I'm gonna be late to pick Rachel up.
Monica: (from upstairs) I'll be down in a second.
Ross: I'm gonna be late to pick Chandler up..(sing songy)
Monica: (comes flying down the stairs) I'm here. I'm here.
Ross: Finally lets go.
Judy: (coming out of the kitchen) Now Ross you look after your sister and make sure that she doesn't get herself knocked up with this thug.
Ross: (visibally upset) Mom! She is going out with my best friend Chandler!
Judy: Well anyway you just watch her.
Monica: Mom I'm right her!
Judy: (ignoring her daughter) You watch her Ross! (she walks away)
Ross: Just ignore her Mon. Have a good time and don't think about what she said.
Monica: I'll try.
They get into the car and drive off to pick up Rachel and then Chandler.
******************************************** Ross: Just wait in the car okay Mon?
Monica: (half-heartly) Yea. But I need to talk to Rachel in the back when she comes.
Ross: Fine.
Ross walks up to the door and knocks lightly. Mr. Green answers.
Mr. Green: What do you want you druggie?
Ross: Hello sir. I'm here to pick up Rachel for our date.
Mr. Green: You must be that Ross kid.
Ross: Yes sir I'm Ross Geller.
Mr. Green: Now....
Rachel: (coming down the stairs and intruptting her father) I'll be back by 12 Dad.
Ross: Goodbye.
Rachel and Ross walk to the car.
Rachel: Hey Mon! Ready to go pick up Chandler?
Monica: Yea.
Ross: (looks at Monica with a face like "Do you still need to talk?")
Monica: I'm okay.
Rachel: (who is in the front seat looks at Mon) So you ready to go pick up Chandler?!!
Monica: (jokingly) Rachel shut up!
Ross: Now I don't want any kissing back there.
Monica: Okay Ross. (sacrastically) And I don't want anything up there.
Rachel: I can't promise anything Mon!
Ross looks embarassed by this and both Rachel and Monica start laughing. Finally Ross pulls up to Chandler's house. He is waiting outside on the front steps and you can hear a bunch of yelling going on inside. Monica gets out of the car.
Monica: What's with all the yelling?
Chandler: Oh my mom's newest boyfriend found out she was cheating on him.
Monica: Oh I'm so sorry; you ready to go?
Chandler: Would I be standing outside if I wasn't?
Monica: (who was already used to his humor) Ross and Rachel are waiting come on.
Chandler: (getting into the car with Monica) So what movie are we gonna go see?
Ross: (embarassed) Well to be honest...Rachel and Monica picked it out.
Chandler: You mean chick flick?
Ross: Yea probably.
Rachel and Monica: Excuse me?!
Chandler: Which is great because Mon wants to see it.
Ross: ..and Rachel.
Chandler: That's right! Rachel and Monica picked it so it's gonna be good.
Monica and Rachel both looked at each other and smiled. They had planned a little suprise for the boys and couldn't wait to put it into action.
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The Geller's house.
Judy: Jack!!
Jack: What now?
Judy: Maybe you should go and check on Monica.
Jack: Why would I do that?
Judy: Because basically, I don't trust her. What if she goes and gets herself knocked up?
Jack: I highly doubt that. Monica is a smart girl.
Judy: But what if...
Jack: Ross is there remember.
Judy: Yea you're right.
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The Movie Theater Ross and Rachel are sitting on one side of the theater and Chandler with Monica at the other end. As the opening credits start...
Rachel: Ross, would you excuse me for a second? I have to use the restroom.
Ross: Oh yea sure. Just get back in time to see the movie.
Rachel: Oh I will. (seriously)
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Monica: Chandler would you excuse me while I use the bathroom?
Chandler: Yea sure. (looking at screen)
Monica: Chandler it's just a cartoon.
Chandler: Oh I know. I never saw many cartoons when I was little. Go ahead and go.
Monica: Okay.
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Girls Bathroom
Rachel: Can you believe that we left them in a little kid's movie all by themselves?! (giggling)
Monica: Chandler didn't seem to mind.
Rachel: Well Ross certainly did.
The two girls sit down on a bench and wait until the movie is over.
~Time Lapse~ Chandler and Ross both come out of the movie theater and see Rachel and Monica laughing at them. They start to run after them. The girls seeing this run out of the theater and into the park which was right next to the old movie theater.
Ross: Hey Chandler wait!
Chandler: What?
Ross: Lets have a little fun of our own. (points to the water fountain in the middle of the park)
Chandler: Sounds like fun. They stayed together so lets split and meet them when they stop.
Ross: Okay.
Chandler and Ross both start running in opposite directions. After awhile Monica and Rachel stop, panting.
Monica: Come on Rach their gonna catch us.
Rachel: Monica I have to breathe.
Chandler and Ross come out from the bushes by the girls. Monica and Rachel start laughing as Chandler and Ross carry them over to the fountain.
Rachel: Ross why are you going near the fountain? You better not drop me in the water!
Ross: And why would I do that to Rachel Green?!!
They make it to the fountain and both Ross and Chandler drop the screaming Rachel and Monica into the cold water. Both girls stand up and look at each other.
Rachel: Ready? (Monica nods)
Monica grabs Chandler and pulls him into the water as does Rachel to Ross. They are all splashing around and having a bunch of fun. After about an hour Rachel complains about being cold.
Ross: You guys ready to go then. (takes off his wet shirt and hands it to Rachel) It may not help but you can have it anyway.
Rachel: Awww Ross thats so sweet. (looking around her) Where did Monica and Chandler go?
Ross: I don't know. They probably went to the car.
Rachel and Ross start walking away hand in hand. When they finally get to the car Ross goes crazy when he sees Monica and Chandler kissing in the back of his car.
Ross: (running to the car) Chandler what are you doing to my sister?!
Monica: Ross calm down. Where the hell did your shirt go?
Ross: I gave it to Rachel.
Monica smiles at Chandler and he takes his shirt off and gives it to Monica.
Ross: Monica you give him back his shirt so he can put it on right now! (all parent like)
Rachel: (gets into car) Ross get in.
Ross: But..
Rachel: Just get in. (Ross does as he is told staring daggers at Chandler and Monica who have resumed kissing) Good. Now I can kiss you.
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The next day ~ Saturday
Monica: Ross I'm gonna call Rach, want me to tell her that you said hi?
Ross: Yea.
Monica goes into her room and picks up the phone.
Phone Conversation
Rachel: Hello?
Monica: Rach its Mon.
Rachel: Oh hey Monica. Whats up?
Monica: Nothing. So what do you think about Chandler?
Rachel: He seems like a really nice guy. Cute too. What do you think about Ross?
Monica: What??!!
Rachel: Thats right can't ask you that. Sorry. (Monica giggles)
Monica: So you really think that Chandler is a good guy.
Rachel: Yes Mon. He won't hurt you, I promise. He is good for you, really good and Ross is really good for me too.
Monica: Thanks Rach.
Rachel: Anytime
The First Date
It's 7 o'clock and Ross is ready to go pick up Rachel for their first date. Monica on the other hand is not ready.
Ross: MONICA!! Come on I'm gonna be late to pick Rachel up.
Monica: (from upstairs) I'll be down in a second.
Ross: I'm gonna be late to pick Chandler up..(sing songy)
Monica: (comes flying down the stairs) I'm here. I'm here.
Ross: Finally lets go.
Judy: (coming out of the kitchen) Now Ross you look after your sister and make sure that she doesn't get herself knocked up with this thug.
Ross: (visibally upset) Mom! She is going out with my best friend Chandler!
Judy: Well anyway you just watch her.
Monica: Mom I'm right her!
Judy: (ignoring her daughter) You watch her Ross! (she walks away)
Ross: Just ignore her Mon. Have a good time and don't think about what she said.
Monica: I'll try.
They get into the car and drive off to pick up Rachel and then Chandler.
******************************************** Ross: Just wait in the car okay Mon?
Monica: (half-heartly) Yea. But I need to talk to Rachel in the back when she comes.
Ross: Fine.
Ross walks up to the door and knocks lightly. Mr. Green answers.
Mr. Green: What do you want you druggie?
Ross: Hello sir. I'm here to pick up Rachel for our date.
Mr. Green: You must be that Ross kid.
Ross: Yes sir I'm Ross Geller.
Mr. Green: Now....
Rachel: (coming down the stairs and intruptting her father) I'll be back by 12 Dad.
Ross: Goodbye.
Rachel and Ross walk to the car.
Rachel: Hey Mon! Ready to go pick up Chandler?
Monica: Yea.
Ross: (looks at Monica with a face like "Do you still need to talk?")
Monica: I'm okay.
Rachel: (who is in the front seat looks at Mon) So you ready to go pick up Chandler?!!
Monica: (jokingly) Rachel shut up!
Ross: Now I don't want any kissing back there.
Monica: Okay Ross. (sacrastically) And I don't want anything up there.
Rachel: I can't promise anything Mon!
Ross looks embarassed by this and both Rachel and Monica start laughing. Finally Ross pulls up to Chandler's house. He is waiting outside on the front steps and you can hear a bunch of yelling going on inside. Monica gets out of the car.
Monica: What's with all the yelling?
Chandler: Oh my mom's newest boyfriend found out she was cheating on him.
Monica: Oh I'm so sorry; you ready to go?
Chandler: Would I be standing outside if I wasn't?
Monica: (who was already used to his humor) Ross and Rachel are waiting come on.
Chandler: (getting into the car with Monica) So what movie are we gonna go see?
Ross: (embarassed) Well to be honest...Rachel and Monica picked it out.
Chandler: You mean chick flick?
Ross: Yea probably.
Rachel and Monica: Excuse me?!
Chandler: Which is great because Mon wants to see it.
Ross: ..and Rachel.
Chandler: That's right! Rachel and Monica picked it so it's gonna be good.
Monica and Rachel both looked at each other and smiled. They had planned a little suprise for the boys and couldn't wait to put it into action.
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The Geller's house.
Judy: Jack!!
Jack: What now?
Judy: Maybe you should go and check on Monica.
Jack: Why would I do that?
Judy: Because basically, I don't trust her. What if she goes and gets herself knocked up?
Jack: I highly doubt that. Monica is a smart girl.
Judy: But what if...
Jack: Ross is there remember.
Judy: Yea you're right.
*******************************************
The Movie Theater Ross and Rachel are sitting on one side of the theater and Chandler with Monica at the other end. As the opening credits start...
Rachel: Ross, would you excuse me for a second? I have to use the restroom.
Ross: Oh yea sure. Just get back in time to see the movie.
Rachel: Oh I will. (seriously)
******************************************
Monica: Chandler would you excuse me while I use the bathroom?
Chandler: Yea sure. (looking at screen)
Monica: Chandler it's just a cartoon.
Chandler: Oh I know. I never saw many cartoons when I was little. Go ahead and go.
Monica: Okay.
***************************************
Girls Bathroom
Rachel: Can you believe that we left them in a little kid's movie all by themselves?! (giggling)
Monica: Chandler didn't seem to mind.
Rachel: Well Ross certainly did.
The two girls sit down on a bench and wait until the movie is over.
~Time Lapse~ Chandler and Ross both come out of the movie theater and see Rachel and Monica laughing at them. They start to run after them. The girls seeing this run out of the theater and into the park which was right next to the old movie theater.
Ross: Hey Chandler wait!
Chandler: What?
Ross: Lets have a little fun of our own. (points to the water fountain in the middle of the park)
Chandler: Sounds like fun. They stayed together so lets split and meet them when they stop.
Ross: Okay.
Chandler and Ross both start running in opposite directions. After awhile Monica and Rachel stop, panting.
Monica: Come on Rach their gonna catch us.
Rachel: Monica I have to breathe.
Chandler and Ross come out from the bushes by the girls. Monica and Rachel start laughing as Chandler and Ross carry them over to the fountain.
Rachel: Ross why are you going near the fountain? You better not drop me in the water!
Ross: And why would I do that to Rachel Green?!!
They make it to the fountain and both Ross and Chandler drop the screaming Rachel and Monica into the cold water. Both girls stand up and look at each other.
Rachel: Ready? (Monica nods)
Monica grabs Chandler and pulls him into the water as does Rachel to Ross. They are all splashing around and having a bunch of fun. After about an hour Rachel complains about being cold.
Ross: You guys ready to go then. (takes off his wet shirt and hands it to Rachel) It may not help but you can have it anyway.
Rachel: Awww Ross thats so sweet. (looking around her) Where did Monica and Chandler go?
Ross: I don't know. They probably went to the car.
Rachel and Ross start walking away hand in hand. When they finally get to the car Ross goes crazy when he sees Monica and Chandler kissing in the back of his car.
Ross: (running to the car) Chandler what are you doing to my sister?!
Monica: Ross calm down. Where the hell did your shirt go?
Ross: I gave it to Rachel.
Monica smiles at Chandler and he takes his shirt off and gives it to Monica.
Ross: Monica you give him back his shirt so he can put it on right now! (all parent like)
Rachel: (gets into car) Ross get in.
Ross: But..
Rachel: Just get in. (Ross does as he is told staring daggers at Chandler and Monica who have resumed kissing) Good. Now I can kiss you.
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The next day ~ Saturday
Monica: Ross I'm gonna call Rach, want me to tell her that you said hi?
Ross: Yea.
Monica goes into her room and picks up the phone.
Phone Conversation
Rachel: Hello?
Monica: Rach its Mon.
Rachel: Oh hey Monica. Whats up?
Monica: Nothing. So what do you think about Chandler?
Rachel: He seems like a really nice guy. Cute too. What do you think about Ross?
Monica: What??!!
Rachel: Thats right can't ask you that. Sorry. (Monica giggles)
Monica: So you really think that Chandler is a good guy.
Rachel: Yes Mon. He won't hurt you, I promise. He is good for you, really good and Ross is really good for me too.
Monica: Thanks Rach.
Rachel: Anytime
