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Mother Never Knows Best

AN: Mon never told Chandler..and he had accepted that.

Monica and Ross are sitting in their house watching tv, it's night time.

Ross: So Mon, you sure that you're okay about what mom said to you the other day?

Monica: Yea, it's just that I want to make sure that Chandler is good for me and that he won't hurt me?

Ross: Monica, most men arn't like Jared, espically not Chandler.

Monica: I know but... (bitting her nails)

Ross: Why don't you talk to Rach about it.

Monica: I did.

Ross: Well then why don't you talk to Chandler about it.

Monica: Hell no! (standing up)

Ross: How come?

Monica: (pacing around the room) Because he would make fun of me and I couldn't handle that.

Ross: Mon, listen to me, Chandler would never laugh at you.

Monica: Yea, then how can I be sure?

Ross: Well I wasn't supposed to tell you this but...

Monica: Ross you have to tell me!

************************************* In the kitchen at the Geller house. Judy is listening to the whole conversation.

Judy: (to herself; whisper) I can't believe that shes not over that yet.

Walks off shaking her head in shame.

************************************* Chandler's house. Chandler and his mother are fighting.

Chandler: Why can't you just stay with one guy?!

Nora: I'm your mother, and I don't have to tell you anything. Which reminds me, where were you last night?

Chandler: I went out on a date! You happy!! (walks up the stairs)

Nora: (calling after him) Come down here right now young man!

Chandler: I'm staying at Ross's for the weekend.

************************************* Geller house.

Chandler: Thanks again Ross for letting me stay the weekend. It's just..

Ross: You don't have to explain. Just don't try anything with Monica.

Chandler: Trust me Ross I won't. I love her.

Ross: Yea about that..

Chandler: (walking over to Ross) What did you tell her?!

Ross: Well I almost did.

Chandler: Then why even tell me? (backing away)

Ross: She has something that she really wants to tell you but she doesn't want you to laugh at her when she tells you.

Chandler: But I ... (cut off by Ross)

Ross: I know that Chandler. But she doesn't. Go tell her, please.

Chandler: Okay. Is she in her room?

Ross: Yea.

Chandler walks up the stairs. Judy walks into the living room where Ross and Chandler were talking, Ross is still there.

Judy: Why do you want your sister to tell Chandler so bad.

Ross: Why would you care mom? All you ever do is critize her. Chandler is good for her, really good. If you can't see that then I can't help you. Now I'm gonna go and pick up Rachel for our date.

As Ross walked out the door he smiled to himself. That was the first time that he had yelled at his mother. It felt good to finally tell her how exactly he felt.

Ross: (to himself) Now I get to go pick up the girl I love. Could it get any better?!

************************* Monica's room

Chandler: Hey Mon.

Monica: (turning around) Hey Chandler. What are you doing here?

Chandler: I'm gonna stay the weekend. If thats okay with you.

Monica: Now why wouldn't my boyfriend staying at my house not be alright?

Chandler: Okay, but we can't do anything.

Monica: Oh I know. So why are you staying over?

Chandler: (sitting w/her on her bed) Well me and my mom were fighting again and I didn't wanna stay.

Monica: Ohh.. there is somthing that I need to tell you.

Chandler: Yea I know.

Monica: Did Ross tell you?!

Chandler: He almost told me. There is somthing that I need to tell you too. How bout I tell you when you tell me what you need to tell me.

Monica: Could we go out tonight so that we could just talk?

Chandler: Definately. Dress up nice and I'll pick you up at about 6.

Monica: (laughing) Okay. I'll see you then.

Chandler gives he a kiss good-bye and he leaves smiling.

*************************** Rachel's house.

Rachel: So Daddy, now can Ross and I leave?

Mr. Green: Okay but you be careful sweetie.

Rachel: I will Daddy. Bye.

Rachel and Ross walk out the door to his car.

Rachel: Monica and Chandler not coming today?

Ross: No, just the two of us. Monica has somthing important that she has to tell him.

Rachel: Oh that. Hope it goes well. As for the two of us where are we going?

Ross: To Central Park to have a pinic and play games.

Rachel: Sounds like fun.

*******************************

Later that night.

Chandler and Monica are in this really fancy restraunt and have just had their main courses placed in front of them. Chandler picks up his fork about to dig in.

Monica: Okay I'm ready to tell you now...