cookie, anyone?

when cookings gone bad

My first MM fic so don't be harsh on me!

Disclaimer: I don't own MMZ or any of the characters

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one day in the resistance base, Zero was walking through the hall way, and he met the girl reploid with the doll, Alouette.

Alouette: hi Zero! what's that in your hand?

Zero: oh this . . . it's a medicine that Ciel made. It lets a cyber-elf live even after its been used.

Alouette: really!? does that mean they won't have to die?

Zero: I'm afraid not. the medicine only affects one cyber-elf, but Ciel's working on making more

Alouette: aww . . .

Ciel: (shouting) Alouette! I made cookies!

Alouette: oh no! I gotta hide! you too Zero, before she finds you!

Zero: what?

Alouette: hurry! (grabs Zero and drags him into the other side of the room)

Ciel: (walks by) strange . . . I thought she was here . . . oh well (leaves)

meanwhile in the other room

robot #1: Alouette?

robot #2: Zero?

Reploid with the cast: may I help you?

Alouette: sorry for intruding . . . I was just hiding from Ciel's cookies.

Reploid: (looking scared) that's bad . . .

Zero: hey! fill me in here!

Alouette: well . . . you know how Ciels good with computers, machines, reploids and all those other stuff, well . . . cookings not her thing.

Zero: Why do you say that?

Alouette: see, almost a year ago, I tasted one of Ciels brownies and it tasted like carrots.

Zero: O_o

Reploid: Just a few months ago I tasted her cupcakes and almost fainted

Zero: what did it taste like?

Reploid: paint

Zero: I rest my case . . .

Alouette: I got sick

Zero leaves the room and goes to the TranceServer and decides to chose jackson as his partner. (I know you have to collect all cyber-elfs and all that but who cares.)

Zero: sigh . . .

Ciel: hi Zero! want to try my cookies? I can't find Alouette anywhere

Zero: (biting lips) uhh . . . sure

Ciel: here, I made them myself

hands a cookie to Zero

Zero: (maybe it won't be so bad . . .) (bite, chew chew gulp) (hmm . . . it doesn't taste so ba- hurk! my stomach! )

Ciel: what's wrong?

Zero: (try's too look like it tasted okay) nothing! . . . (oooooooooh) I just need some . . . milk! that's it!

Ciel: oh yes! cookies needs milk. well, if you want more, just ask, okay?

Zero: you got it! (runs like crazy)

Zero goes to the surface and . . . you know

Zero: ooooooooooohhhh . . . big mistake . . .

Gate patrol: you look like you went on a merry-go-round

Zero: what's that? ugh

Gate patrol: never mind, so what exactly happened?

Zero: ever tasted cookies?

Gate patrol: yeah, there so delightful

Zero: ever tasted Ciels cookies?

Gate patrol: ugh, just thinking about those taffy she made makes my stomach hurt.

Zero: welcome to the club . . .

Gate patrol: I honor Ciel a lot, but she's just too busy too cook.

Zero: you think that's why it taste so horrible?

Gate patrol: well, she's usually serious on stuff like computers and all that but she doesn't even bother to look at the cook book.

Zero: she doesn't?! she could really hurt someone!

Gate patrol: well, why don't you tell her that her cooking sucks?

Zero: I could break her feelings if I told her.

Gate patrol: is there any other way?

Zero: I guess not (sigh)

Intercom: this is Ciel. Zero, I need you to do a mission. please go to the desert gate!

Zero: I'm already there.

Ciel: even better, now a hordes of enemy X drones are coming this way and we need you to find what's causing this and stop it!

Zero: hear you loud and clear, oh yeah one thing I need to tell you

Ciel: yes?

Zero: (err! I can't do this! maybe later) never mind. I'll be going

Ciel: good luck. Ciel out

Zero: sigh . . .

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to be continued

will Zero able to tell that Ciels cooking sucks? please review folks!