if you give your enemy a cookie . . .

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At the Desert gate

Zero: Okay, let's move out!

Female member of resistance: wait! Ciel ask me to give this to you.

what she gave to Zero appears to be a bag of cookies.

Zero: oh boy (sigh)

Zero take's one cookie out and seems to be a happy face (^_^)

Zero: face cookies?

Female reploid: cute! face cookies!

Zero: very strange . . . (bites and chews swallows)

Male member of resistance: so? how does it taste

Zero: (giggle) kinda (giggle) taste like (giggle) paint thinner! (burst out in to laughter)

Male reploid: is this a joke?

Female reploid: no, apparently these cookies make who ever eats it laugh. here nibble a little.

reploid: let's see (nibble nibble) (starts giggling like crazy) help me! hahahah! I can't stop! (also burst out in to laughter)

female reploid: see.

Zero: he he . . . (cough and calms down a bit) wonder what these other cookies do. . .

Female reploid: I'll take this one. (takes cookie with sad face) (=_=) (nibble)

1 reploid: I'll take this one. (cookie with x'd eyes) (x_x) (nibble)

2 reploid: I'll try this one. (cookie with eyes closed) (v_v) (nibble)

Zero: this is going to be great.

Female reploid: (sniff) it taste (sob) weird! (starts crying)

Zero: crying cookie?

1 reploid: GAAAAAAA!!!!!!!! HELLLLLLLLLP MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!! I CAAAAAAAAAAN'T MOOOOOOOOOOVE!!!

Zero: paralyzing cookie.

2 reploid: ooooooooooh, feel so comfortable . . . need rest . . . (sleep)

Zero: sleeping cookie.

3 reploid: do you think Ciel purposely put these affects in?

Zero: I don't think so . . . why would she?

1 reploid: PAINT THINNER!!!

Zreo: we stayed a bit too long, lets really move out.

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Zero and the others are in the middle of the desert still advancing.

Zero: (shoothig like crazy) take this! eat this! DIE!

female reploid: a bit too much sugar . . . (sob)

Zero: die! die!! die!!!

switches to Z-saber and starts slashing like carzy

Reploid: woo hoo! go Zero!

Female reploid: ugh . . . how brutal . . .

finally reaches the place to fight Fenfir and he falls off the helicopter

Fenfir: oof!

X-drone: ARE YOU OKAY SIR?

Fenfir: I'm okay, go get more reinforcements!

X-drone: YES SIR (leaves)

Fenfir: well well well, what do we have here?

Zero: stop the madness!

Fenfir: never!

Zero: GRR! (takles Fenfir)

Fenfir: GRR!!! (starts to wrestle)

Reploid: Look at them go!

Zero and Fenfir are wrestling and Zero is winning, finally spreads apart

Fenfir: not bad, but you won't stand a chance against me with my weapon!

Zero: bring it on!

Fenfir shoots a few fire balls, Zero dodges it easy. Zero slashes with his saber with elec-chip

Fenfir: (GRR, I can't win if he keeps using electrical attacks but this might work) hey look! it's your girl friend!

Zero: (turns head) Ciel?!

Fenfir: take this! (grabs Zero with his claws)

Zero: you cheap! . . . can't move!

Fenfir: I'll crush you to your bones!

Zero: The cookies! (throws (v_v) cookie directly into Fenfir's mouth)

Fenfir: hey what the!? (gulp) ugh . . . I feel so . . . zzzzzzzZZZZZZZZZZZZZzzzzzzzz

Zero: he he he, ya snooz, ya lose! (stabs Fenfir in the back)

Fenfir: GAAAAAAAA!!!!!!! (quickly gets out of the way) you win this time but I'll be back! mark my words! (teleports)

Zero: (thank you, Ciel . . . )

resistance members: good job Zero! let's head back!

Zero: yeah.

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Zero and the crew return to resistance base

Zero: Ciel! I'm back!

Ciel wasn't there in the Data room as usual

Zero: Ciel? . . .

Zero goes toward the door and shows his rank (A)

computer: you may enter

Zero leans against the door and hears running water and humming.

Zero: ?

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To be continued!

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