DUCKBURG, N.Y. - 11:26 P.M.
Bentley and his gang were now flying Andy Clark's helicopter toward Scrooge McDuck's money bin- and hopefully all the riches and notoriety that come with pulling a big-time theft.
"I hope this doesn't take too long.", said Bentley. "This town is SO dirty and stinky. I'm afraid I might catch something.", the turtle said. "We're 300 feet up!", said Ross. "Still, you never know.", said the turtle.
The helicopter now hovered over Scrooge McDuck's money bin, the single-largest stash of wealth on planet Earth. To date, no one had ever successfully robbed it, but then again, most previous attempts had been half-hearted at best.
"Scrooge's lucky dime is in a glass case in the office on the upper level.", said Bentley. "I thought the old coot slept with that thing.", Ross remarked. "That's another myth.", the turtle said. "Anyhow, be warned. The upper level office is filled with security laser beams, motion detectors, and the most advanced alarm systems money can buy.", the turtle said. "And don't worry if you can't get the dime. If you fail to grab it, just concentrate on grabbing as much gold as you can.", Bentley said. "Got ya.", said Ross.
"All right, fire up the drill.", said Bentley. "Sure thing, boss.", Floyd said. The owl pushed a button and the drill started up, boring a hole in the roof of the structure. The chopper lifted up slightly, and Ross opened the hatch and tossed a rope down into the hole. "All right, Ace, let's get going.", Ross said to his otter friend. "Good luck, you two.", Bentley said as the two climbed down into the bin.
Just then, a strange-looking aircraft soared over the money bin and fired a missle at the chopper. "Oh, fuck!", Bentley exclaimed as he and Floyd bailed out of the falling helicopter. "They said it couldn't be done, but I'm now the first to have built and successfully flown a stealth bomber made entirely out fo Popsicle sticks.", said the pilot of the mystery plane, who was none other than the wacky inventor Gyro Gearloose. "Well done, laddy.", Scrooge McDuck said over the radio. "You saved me fortune." "It was nothing, Mr. McDuck.", said Gyro.
As for Ross and Ace, they were now trapped in the massive structure as police surrounded and then entered. "You boys are going away for a long time.", a police officer said as he slapped the cuffs on the two. "I knew this fucked-up plan wouldn't work.", Ross said as the cop stuck him in a police cruiser.
Bentley and Floyd landed in a darkened woodland just to the north of McDuck's bin. "We are so screwed.", said the owl. "Ah, shut up.", Bentley said.
Meanwhile, Andy Clark watched the news with utter shock and frustration. "Pandemonium tonight in Duckburg as a robbery attempt on multi-trillionaire Scrooge McDuck ends with a fiery helicopter crash.", a reporter said. The camera showed the flaming wreckage of Andy's helicopter and then switched to show Ross McGraw and his partner in handcuffs. "Police have apprehended two of the would-be burglars, while two others are believed to have survived the helicopter crash and may still be at large.", the reporter then said.
"Too bad the wreck didn't kill that turtle. Because now, I'll do the job.", said Andy. "It's your own fault.", Tony said. "You're the one who let that dumbass have our chopper." "You're right, Tony. I'm SUCH an idiot!!", Andy moaned. "Oh well. At least I've got a couple hundred thousand in solid gold for my troubles.", Andy said as he ran his paws over some gold bars. "And it's almost worth a helicopter to see that fool turtle fall flat.", Andy said, laughing.
Meanwhile, Bentley and Floyd had stolen a car and were now racing back to New York to hide from the law and plan a jailbreak for their friends. "Perhaps it wasn't such a good idea to leave Sly, after all.", Bentley groaned as he raced down the New York State Thruway. "And perhaps it wasn't such a good idea for me to have teamed up with such a bunch of ASSHOLES!", said the owl.
THE END
Bentley and his gang were now flying Andy Clark's helicopter toward Scrooge McDuck's money bin- and hopefully all the riches and notoriety that come with pulling a big-time theft.
"I hope this doesn't take too long.", said Bentley. "This town is SO dirty and stinky. I'm afraid I might catch something.", the turtle said. "We're 300 feet up!", said Ross. "Still, you never know.", said the turtle.
The helicopter now hovered over Scrooge McDuck's money bin, the single-largest stash of wealth on planet Earth. To date, no one had ever successfully robbed it, but then again, most previous attempts had been half-hearted at best.
"Scrooge's lucky dime is in a glass case in the office on the upper level.", said Bentley. "I thought the old coot slept with that thing.", Ross remarked. "That's another myth.", the turtle said. "Anyhow, be warned. The upper level office is filled with security laser beams, motion detectors, and the most advanced alarm systems money can buy.", the turtle said. "And don't worry if you can't get the dime. If you fail to grab it, just concentrate on grabbing as much gold as you can.", Bentley said. "Got ya.", said Ross.
"All right, fire up the drill.", said Bentley. "Sure thing, boss.", Floyd said. The owl pushed a button and the drill started up, boring a hole in the roof of the structure. The chopper lifted up slightly, and Ross opened the hatch and tossed a rope down into the hole. "All right, Ace, let's get going.", Ross said to his otter friend. "Good luck, you two.", Bentley said as the two climbed down into the bin.
Just then, a strange-looking aircraft soared over the money bin and fired a missle at the chopper. "Oh, fuck!", Bentley exclaimed as he and Floyd bailed out of the falling helicopter. "They said it couldn't be done, but I'm now the first to have built and successfully flown a stealth bomber made entirely out fo Popsicle sticks.", said the pilot of the mystery plane, who was none other than the wacky inventor Gyro Gearloose. "Well done, laddy.", Scrooge McDuck said over the radio. "You saved me fortune." "It was nothing, Mr. McDuck.", said Gyro.
As for Ross and Ace, they were now trapped in the massive structure as police surrounded and then entered. "You boys are going away for a long time.", a police officer said as he slapped the cuffs on the two. "I knew this fucked-up plan wouldn't work.", Ross said as the cop stuck him in a police cruiser.
Bentley and Floyd landed in a darkened woodland just to the north of McDuck's bin. "We are so screwed.", said the owl. "Ah, shut up.", Bentley said.
Meanwhile, Andy Clark watched the news with utter shock and frustration. "Pandemonium tonight in Duckburg as a robbery attempt on multi-trillionaire Scrooge McDuck ends with a fiery helicopter crash.", a reporter said. The camera showed the flaming wreckage of Andy's helicopter and then switched to show Ross McGraw and his partner in handcuffs. "Police have apprehended two of the would-be burglars, while two others are believed to have survived the helicopter crash and may still be at large.", the reporter then said.
"Too bad the wreck didn't kill that turtle. Because now, I'll do the job.", said Andy. "It's your own fault.", Tony said. "You're the one who let that dumbass have our chopper." "You're right, Tony. I'm SUCH an idiot!!", Andy moaned. "Oh well. At least I've got a couple hundred thousand in solid gold for my troubles.", Andy said as he ran his paws over some gold bars. "And it's almost worth a helicopter to see that fool turtle fall flat.", Andy said, laughing.
Meanwhile, Bentley and Floyd had stolen a car and were now racing back to New York to hide from the law and plan a jailbreak for their friends. "Perhaps it wasn't such a good idea to leave Sly, after all.", Bentley groaned as he raced down the New York State Thruway. "And perhaps it wasn't such a good idea for me to have teamed up with such a bunch of ASSHOLES!", said the owl.
THE END
