This f/f takes place half way through 6th year, Hermione and Ron are a
couple. R/R! Simple, but sweet! Enjoy! As Always-MioneAndRon4Life
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" What a frickin retard, he makes US do the potions right when HE doesn't
even know his arse from his elbow!" Ron complained as he inserted the
ingredients into his potion with one hand and held Hermione's hand with the
other.
"Ron....SHH! He'll hear you!" Hermione whispered sternly. Ron rolled his
eyes and wrote:
This Better?
Yes, Much, thank you.
Good. So how are you? Long time since we've actually written to each other! Write me a letter, keep me busy!!!!"
Hermione snorted as she read. She rolled her eyes, looked at him, and the two started silently laughing.
DEAREST RON (hint the sarcasm.hahaha, I'm just kidding),
Happy? I'm writing you a letter. If we get into trouble with Snape, I'll personally STRANGLE you! You are so odd. You know, we best pay attention, this is really important. It'll be on our O.W.L.s! Well, RONNIE, I best say goodbye. WRITE BACK (haha). Love You, Hermione
As Ron read, he smiled.
DEAREST HERMIONE (another hint of sarcasm! Haha. Again, I'm just teasing you, you're great), Thanks for using the BIG WORDS that ICKLE RONNIEKINS can't understand!!!! Haha. Who gives a damn if this is on our O.W.L.s? I certainly don't if it's given by SNAPE!!! You know what would be funny? If Snape completely wiped out on that potion that Neville spilled on the floor. God, I'd be rolling on the floor!!! Alrighty, bye Mi!! Hey, I'm a poet!! That's a joke! Love You Too,
Ron
Ron- You're so mean!!! And Don't swear!!! -Hermione
Sorry, honey. Yeah, I am mean, but admit it, you love me for it!
Oh, that I do. **Kisses Ron on the cheek, then WHAPS him over the head**
You hurt me deeply, dear.
I'm so sorry, SWEETIE (HA! BEAT THAT!!)
OOH! Two syllables! This is WAR, Granger!
Bring it, Weasley.
You're on. Let's start with the basics: Oh Hermione, dear?! Yes, Ron, luv.
Ooh!Granger goes with the 'luv'! Ouch! That one hurt him! Anyway: I love you, Mione!!
I love you MORE, RONNIE
How much???!!!
Too much.
Is that a promise, or a threat?
I like to consider it as both.
I forfeit
I thought so
Yes
Wait, hun- did you just catch what Snape just said?
Nope. Who Cares?
For once in my life, I don't.
Holy Hell, Sombody call the Daily Prophet!
HA HA..very funny. I'm laughing, really.
Oh! Snape walked out of the room! Hermione luv, look at me, you have something on your face!
Hermione squealed and looked at Ron, and he kissed her quickly.
"So much for something on my face, huh?" Hermione laughed. "Yeah, but I haven't been able to do that all morning, so I did that now!" "Very clever." "Aren't I?" They didn't notice, but everyone in the class was staring at them, the Gryffindors clapping, and the Slytherins shrugging. Hermione laughed. "Alright.when am I going to be able to do that next?" Ron asked. "Next class.same time." Hermione smiled. "I love your EVIL plans!" Ron smirked.
Ron- Thank you. I've been practicing my EVIL ASSplans for you, so thank you for the compliment!
Hermione- Anything for you. And did 'Miss Ron, don't swear' just say ASS???
So what if I did?
Nothing, I am just very proud of you. You're amazing.
Aww.how sweet!
( What can I say? I'm a natural. I love you.!?
I love you too!! (
I'm glad you do.
So am I
Hey Harry, wanna join us?
Not particularly
And why, may I ask, not???
Because I'm afraid of what I might hear. You guys are getting too mushy
Yeah, that's true
RONALD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Sorry, dear.
Yeah, you'd be SORRY DEAR me!!!
You guys are quite ODD..
Excuse me, woman here too!
Yeah..so?
You said GUYS, and she said that there's a woman here too.
Thank you, darling.
You're welcome, luv.
Here we go.
HEM HEM!!!
Damn, Mione, you're beginning to sound like Umbridge!
Gee, thanks a bunch, Harry.
Anytime! (
HEL-LO! What about ME???? I'm here too!!!
Yeah, how could we not notice?
Ha Ha
Ooh! Good one, Hermione!
*Bows* Thank You, Thank You.
ANYWAY.dude, uh.Harry, he said WOLVESBANE, not WORMWOOD!!!!! That's going to explode!!!
Wait a minute, here. RON WEASLEY just corrected someone???!!!
Well, dating Hermione..
Leave me out of this, Weasley!
Sorry, Hermione. (tilts head down)
That's true, Ron.
Thank you.
You boys crack me up (note the sarcasm YET AGAIN!).
Alright, enough Hermione dissing. She's too sensitive.
Thank you, R- WHAT??????
I'm just kidding!!!! Here- let me rephrase: Enough Hermione dissing, she's too pretty. Better?
Much, thank you.
Snape's back.
Well whoopdy doo. Lets through a goddamn shindig!
RONALD ARTHUR WEASLEY!
That's my name. HERMIONE ANNE GRANGER (thanks, just had to say that..)Yes, dear?
Don't swear!!!
SOR-RE (
Thank you.
Ouch, my finger hurts. Will you kiss it?
Oh dear lord...What is this world coming to? Yes, Ron. I'll kiss it. Bring it here!
Dude, I was talking to HERMIONE!!!
I KNOW, you dumbass!I was being SARCASTIC!!!!! Holy Shit, you're gullible.
You're such a baby, Ron. Here. And Harry, don't swear!
Hermione kissed his finger quickly, before Snape could see.
I don't have to listen to you, you're not my girlfriend!!! (
You'll listen to me damn well if I say so! And Ginny IS your girlfriend so I can get HER to tell you!
Yes, ma'am.
That's my girl
Thank you. I've got the power!!!!!!!
What????
Muggle song, dude.
Oooooooook..
Ron?
Hermione?
Your potion's overflowing.
SHI- I mean..da-..I mean- oh you know what I mean!!!! Ron! That's MAD HOT! Don't touch it!
Too late!!! OW OW OW OW OW OW OW OW OW OW OW OW OW OW OW OW!!!!!!!!!!!!
Oh, Ron..are you okay?
I think you need to kiss it again.
Ohh. Here we go.
Again, Hermione kissed his finger, then kissed his forehead quickly before Snape could see.
Oooh, I even get a BONUS kiss!!! Why don't you do that more often?
Well, seeing as we're in SNAPE's class..
Say no more.
That's what I thought.
Done!
Me too.
Me three. And look, bell's just ring. Let's go.
Alrighty. I love you, Ron!
I love you MORE, Hermione!
No me
No me
No me
Oh for heaven's sake!!!! LET'S GO!!!!
Fine, fine. Keep your pants on for all our sakes 0:)
Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeew! Ronald!!!!!!!
HA HA LET'S GET OUT OF THIS PRISON CELL!!!!!!!!!!!!
The three gathered their stuff, Ron and Hermione kissed (as they do after EVERY class), entwined their fingers, and walked as Harry rolled his eyes and laughed from behind. Hermione noticed and wacked him. "Ouch." "Suck it up." "Go, Hermione!" Ron smiled. "Thank you."
This Better?
Yes, Much, thank you.
Good. So how are you? Long time since we've actually written to each other! Write me a letter, keep me busy!!!!"
Hermione snorted as she read. She rolled her eyes, looked at him, and the two started silently laughing.
DEAREST RON (hint the sarcasm.hahaha, I'm just kidding),
Happy? I'm writing you a letter. If we get into trouble with Snape, I'll personally STRANGLE you! You are so odd. You know, we best pay attention, this is really important. It'll be on our O.W.L.s! Well, RONNIE, I best say goodbye. WRITE BACK (haha). Love You, Hermione
As Ron read, he smiled.
DEAREST HERMIONE (another hint of sarcasm! Haha. Again, I'm just teasing you, you're great), Thanks for using the BIG WORDS that ICKLE RONNIEKINS can't understand!!!! Haha. Who gives a damn if this is on our O.W.L.s? I certainly don't if it's given by SNAPE!!! You know what would be funny? If Snape completely wiped out on that potion that Neville spilled on the floor. God, I'd be rolling on the floor!!! Alrighty, bye Mi!! Hey, I'm a poet!! That's a joke! Love You Too,
Ron
Ron- You're so mean!!! And Don't swear!!! -Hermione
Sorry, honey. Yeah, I am mean, but admit it, you love me for it!
Oh, that I do. **Kisses Ron on the cheek, then WHAPS him over the head**
You hurt me deeply, dear.
I'm so sorry, SWEETIE (HA! BEAT THAT!!)
OOH! Two syllables! This is WAR, Granger!
Bring it, Weasley.
You're on. Let's start with the basics: Oh Hermione, dear?! Yes, Ron, luv.
Ooh!Granger goes with the 'luv'! Ouch! That one hurt him! Anyway: I love you, Mione!!
I love you MORE, RONNIE
How much???!!!
Too much.
Is that a promise, or a threat?
I like to consider it as both.
I forfeit
I thought so
Yes
Wait, hun- did you just catch what Snape just said?
Nope. Who Cares?
For once in my life, I don't.
Holy Hell, Sombody call the Daily Prophet!
HA HA..very funny. I'm laughing, really.
Oh! Snape walked out of the room! Hermione luv, look at me, you have something on your face!
Hermione squealed and looked at Ron, and he kissed her quickly.
"So much for something on my face, huh?" Hermione laughed. "Yeah, but I haven't been able to do that all morning, so I did that now!" "Very clever." "Aren't I?" They didn't notice, but everyone in the class was staring at them, the Gryffindors clapping, and the Slytherins shrugging. Hermione laughed. "Alright.when am I going to be able to do that next?" Ron asked. "Next class.same time." Hermione smiled. "I love your EVIL plans!" Ron smirked.
Ron- Thank you. I've been practicing my EVIL ASSplans for you, so thank you for the compliment!
Hermione- Anything for you. And did 'Miss Ron, don't swear' just say ASS???
So what if I did?
Nothing, I am just very proud of you. You're amazing.
Aww.how sweet!
( What can I say? I'm a natural. I love you.!?
I love you too!! (
I'm glad you do.
So am I
Hey Harry, wanna join us?
Not particularly
And why, may I ask, not???
Because I'm afraid of what I might hear. You guys are getting too mushy
Yeah, that's true
RONALD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Sorry, dear.
Yeah, you'd be SORRY DEAR me!!!
You guys are quite ODD..
Excuse me, woman here too!
Yeah..so?
You said GUYS, and she said that there's a woman here too.
Thank you, darling.
You're welcome, luv.
Here we go.
HEM HEM!!!
Damn, Mione, you're beginning to sound like Umbridge!
Gee, thanks a bunch, Harry.
Anytime! (
HEL-LO! What about ME???? I'm here too!!!
Yeah, how could we not notice?
Ha Ha
Ooh! Good one, Hermione!
*Bows* Thank You, Thank You.
ANYWAY.dude, uh.Harry, he said WOLVESBANE, not WORMWOOD!!!!! That's going to explode!!!
Wait a minute, here. RON WEASLEY just corrected someone???!!!
Well, dating Hermione..
Leave me out of this, Weasley!
Sorry, Hermione. (tilts head down)
That's true, Ron.
Thank you.
You boys crack me up (note the sarcasm YET AGAIN!).
Alright, enough Hermione dissing. She's too sensitive.
Thank you, R- WHAT??????
I'm just kidding!!!! Here- let me rephrase: Enough Hermione dissing, she's too pretty. Better?
Much, thank you.
Snape's back.
Well whoopdy doo. Lets through a goddamn shindig!
RONALD ARTHUR WEASLEY!
That's my name. HERMIONE ANNE GRANGER (thanks, just had to say that..)Yes, dear?
Don't swear!!!
SOR-RE (
Thank you.
Ouch, my finger hurts. Will you kiss it?
Oh dear lord...What is this world coming to? Yes, Ron. I'll kiss it. Bring it here!
Dude, I was talking to HERMIONE!!!
I KNOW, you dumbass!I was being SARCASTIC!!!!! Holy Shit, you're gullible.
You're such a baby, Ron. Here. And Harry, don't swear!
Hermione kissed his finger quickly, before Snape could see.
I don't have to listen to you, you're not my girlfriend!!! (
You'll listen to me damn well if I say so! And Ginny IS your girlfriend so I can get HER to tell you!
Yes, ma'am.
That's my girl
Thank you. I've got the power!!!!!!!
What????
Muggle song, dude.
Oooooooook..
Ron?
Hermione?
Your potion's overflowing.
SHI- I mean..da-..I mean- oh you know what I mean!!!! Ron! That's MAD HOT! Don't touch it!
Too late!!! OW OW OW OW OW OW OW OW OW OW OW OW OW OW OW OW!!!!!!!!!!!!
Oh, Ron..are you okay?
I think you need to kiss it again.
Ohh. Here we go.
Again, Hermione kissed his finger, then kissed his forehead quickly before Snape could see.
Oooh, I even get a BONUS kiss!!! Why don't you do that more often?
Well, seeing as we're in SNAPE's class..
Say no more.
That's what I thought.
Done!
Me too.
Me three. And look, bell's just ring. Let's go.
Alrighty. I love you, Ron!
I love you MORE, Hermione!
No me
No me
No me
Oh for heaven's sake!!!! LET'S GO!!!!
Fine, fine. Keep your pants on for all our sakes 0:)
Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeew! Ronald!!!!!!!
HA HA LET'S GET OUT OF THIS PRISON CELL!!!!!!!!!!!!
The three gathered their stuff, Ron and Hermione kissed (as they do after EVERY class), entwined their fingers, and walked as Harry rolled his eyes and laughed from behind. Hermione noticed and wacked him. "Ouch." "Suck it up." "Go, Hermione!" Ron smiled. "Thank you."
