Into Jerry Springer
The boys were sitting in the back of a studio audience before they rightly realized what had happened. Homestarrunner.com was behind them and this next adventure was perhaps to be their most memorable.
There was a stage and an entire audience filled with people who looked rather ordinary. There was a man with blond hair and a microphone talking to the people on stage.
"On today's episode we'll be talking about families in crisis. My sister is a mermaid lesbian in love with the mailman and my dog is gay."
Ron and Harry looked at each other horrified. This was the kind of trash Petunia Dursley would watch when she thought no one was around.
The talk show grew progressively worse as more people came out on stage, the supposed mermaid lesbian, her mailman lover and the dog wearing a rainbow colored handkerchief. It was so much more bizarre than being animated and talking about fhqwhgads.
A chair was thrown, the body guards called out and several front row audience members spit upon before Jerry, the blond man turned the mic over to the audience.
One gentleman stood up and said loudly "You need to drop that zero and get a hero."
The audience shouted in agreement and Jerry looked thoroughly pleased.
Another chair was thrown and Harry was just about tired of this whole ordeal when he noticed another door, red with a golden knob. He nudged Ron. "Look. The same door."
Ron nodded and they got up to leave when Jerry approached them with the mic. "Do you have something to say young man?" Jerry asked.
"Erm." Ron squirmed. "No."
"And you?" Jerry asked Harry.
"Sure. You should kick that guy to the curb?" He replied.
The audience was in an uproar of hmms and yes that's rights as the boys made their way down the stairs and over to the door. They opened it without hesitation this time and Jerry Springer was about to become a distant memory.
