Into MTV2 (because that's where the music is)

Harry and Ron found themselves next in strange environment. There was a man wearing a baby blue track-suit and eighty pounds of silver bling around his neck. He was jumping up and down and speaking rapidly into a microphone while bass music pumped in the background.

"Music video." Harry said, shaking his head forlornly. "And not a very good one."

There were scantily clad women slinking all around the rapper and they were beginning to get up on Harry and Ron as well. "This isn't so bad." Ron said with a goofy grin on his face as a woman began to grind against his leg.

Harry raised his eyebrows for not the first time that day. Might as well enjoy themselves. He began to dance with one of the women, who was running her fingers through his hair. Ron was really in the groove interjecting words into the music "yeah, ho." He said.

Harry looked at his friend truly surprised. "Ron? Are you serious?"

Ron laughed. "What up, yo?"

Harry shook his head, shrugged and continued his grooving on the pretty lady who was kindly obliging his every fantasy about scantily clad women in music videos.

The rapper had finally noticed the boys getting fresh with his ladies and had started to walk toward them. "You might get up off my hoes before I pop a gat in your punk ass."

"Ron, I don't know as that's part of the song." Harry said, tapping his friend nervously.

The rapper was drawing closer and Ron was totally oblivious to Harry's warning. Before Harry could stop Ron the rapper was upon them and he was slugging a punch at Ron. The red haired boy ducked just in time for the rapper to knock his ho squarely in the jaw.

"Oh shite." Ron said.

"Let's get out of here." Harry said as the rapper reeled from the force of his punch and the ho cried out in pain.

"Red door? Red door." Ron yelled and pointed to the right of a bright light. There was the red door with a golden knob in all of its glory.

Both boys dashed for the door, but the rapper was not finished with them. He threw his mic and hit Ron in the back of the head. Ron was about to turn around and throw down, but Harry grabbed him by the shirt and shoved him through the open door.

"I never want to see a rap video again for as long as I live." Harry said as the door closed behind them.