Disclaimer: Does not own any characters from Inu Yasha.
Ratings: PG-13 ~For Language~
A/N: Hi again! When you read the chapter, you'll see that the dialogue has changed a little, to make it easier for me to write the whole talk show thing. You might not know what I'm talking about, but you'll see what I mean. Okay, on with the chappie! -_-
CONFESS OR DISMISS by: Divine-Heart
~Chapter 3: Showtime! ~
"Get up, come on!" Kagome yelled as she attempted to drag InuYasha out the small bed he was laying peacefully on. She snatched the sheeted blanket off of him, and pulled his arms up o he could sit upright.
InuYasha mumbled out some words that Kagome couldn't right pick up.
He switched his position to his other side and cupped his hands in a way, as if he was holding an imaginary stuffed bear.
Kagome stared down at the sight of him and tried to suppress a giggle. "InuYasha, get up or else." He stirred around and mumbled out a quick "Feh" before drifting off again.
Kagome through her hand up, tired of this predicament she was in. If he won't wake up she'll make him.
She examined around the small compartment and found a water pitcher that was half filled with ice water. She grabbed it and walked over to the bed. She held the pitcher above InuYasha's face and poured it out gently, smirking evilly as she saw the figure jump up from the cold substance.
"What the…" He looked down and realized he was soaking wet. He glowered over to Kagome who was now grinning at him with a pitcher in her hand. "What the Hell is wrong with you!!!"
"I was trying to wake you up but you were so busy in La La land, so I thought pouring cold water on you will do the trick." Kagome giggled at the sight of him. He did look humorous at this point.
"First, you drive off with my car and leave me at Miroku's house! Second, you take me to this Motel and don't tell me why the hell we're here. Now, you pour some fucking water on my face when I'm asleep. What next, shave my head bald when I'm not looking!!!."
Kagome laughed at the last part he said. InuYasha's long, white beautiful hair shaved off into a shiny new baldhead; Ridiculous!
"Get dressed or we'll be late!"
"Late for what!"
"You'll find out later! Now hurry!"
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"What is this place?" InuYasha looked around suspiciously, crossing his arms in the process. Lots of wires and circuits clanged to the walls like roots from a tree.
Kagome kept quiet, walking beside him down the long hallway from the door they came in. They walked down to the end and turned right. Kagome searched around the place, looking for the door she was instructed by the operator she talked to, two days ago.
"Ah, there it is!" She saw a green door and walked towards it, giving a slight knock. The door flew opened and a muscular man stepped out and stood there in front of them.
"Yes, may I help you?" The man said, looking obviously irritated.
"Hi, my name is Kagome Higurashi and this is my boyfriend, InuYasha. I'm here to appear on the show…." Kagome explained but was interrupted.
"Show!!! What show!! You never told me about a …." InuYasha yelled, but was also cut off.
"Oh, Higurashi, yes they informed me about you! It is my duty to lead you to the stage where you'll be sitting at. Is this the guy you want to bring on the show?" The man gestured at the confused InuYasha.
Kagome nodded.
The man turned and peered in the room he came out from and gave a slight nod to someone. Seconds later, two scary looking oversized men bulged out the door.
"John and Billy, please escort this gentlemen into the green room where he will be waiting. Be careful not to break his bones." The man joked.
The two guys grabbed InuYasha and pulled him in the room they came out from.
"Let go of me, bastards!!! Kagome, help!" InuYasha squeaked as the door closed behind them.
"Follow me" The man began walking down the hall and Kagome followed.
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5…. 4…3…2…. 1
(Music starts playing)
A big sign was held up towards the audience and saw the queue to cheer.
(Crowd begins to cheer).
A deep voice was heard throughout the area, "Ladies and gentlemen. Boys and sexy mommas, hosting the show today, is the coolest of the cool, baddest of the bad, get your ass off the seats and welcome Naraku!!"
A man with long wavy black hair, wearing black jeans and a silky black shirt walked onto the stage. The crowd stood up and cheered even louder as they noticed the presence of the man.
"Naraku! Naraku! Naraku! Naraku!..." The crowd chanted (A/N: Think of Jerry Springer.)
The man raised his hands up, accepting the admiration from the crowd.
Naraku: "Welcome everyone to the show 'Confess or dismiss'! I am your host, Naraku, and today's guests are eager to know their lovers secret. Like they say…"
"IF YOU'RE TOO CHICKEN TO CONFESS, BE HAPPY TO DISMISS!!!"
(The crowd yelled, finishing of his last statement; like a repeated tradition.)
Naraku: "Please welcome our first guest, Kagome!" (He walked over and took a seat in a big red cushion chair near Kagome.)
(The crowd begins cheering and clapping as he introduced her. Kagome sat nervously as she smiled at the crowd in front of her; a big crowd.)
Naraku: "So Kagome, what brings you here?"
Kagome: "I'm here today to find out if my boyfriend is cheating on me."
Naraku: "Hmm, cheating? Surprising to hear that from this show!"
(Naraku sarcastically said, winning a few laughs from the audience. He then waved his hands at her to continue.)
Kagome: "On the night of my birthday, I woke up to get some ice cream because I couldn't sleep. Then I heard my phone ring after I sat down on my couch. I was so lazy to pick up the phone so I just pressed my answering machine to hear who was calling. And you know what happened?"
Naraku: Please do tell us, that's what we're here for."
Kagome: I heard a woman say that she came over to my apartment and fucked my boyfriend!!…Can you believe that--.."
(Kagome shut her eyes, saying the last few words with distaste. She opened it again, hearing the crowd 'oohing' at her answer.)
Naraku: So you think he hasn't been faithful to you because of a message you heard from a woman. Well, after you heard it, what did you do?
Kagome: I just pretended nothing happened. I didn't want to act to fast on him or nothing because I wasn't really sure if he was cheating on me.
Naraku: I see.
Kagome: But when I heard it, I…uh… was so shocked and my heart felt like it missed a beat…and…. and…
(Kagome shielded her eyes with her hands and the crowd gave an 'awww!' at her crying state)
Naraku: Poor thing. Well let's bring out your boyfriend."
(InuYasha was shoved onto the stage by one of the backstage workers.)
InuYasha: "Hey! I told you to watch the hair!"
(InuYasha smoothed his hair down and then realized he was now on stage)
InuYasha: Uh? (He scratched his head and looked over to the crowd)
(The crowd let out a 'booing' sound when they saw him.)
Naraku: You can take a seat. (Naraku gestured his hand at a seat next to Kagome.)
(InuYasha sat down and witnessed Kagome crying)
Naraku: Please state your name.
InuYasha: InuYasha and?
Naraku: Do you know why you're here?
InuYasha: Does it look like I know?
(Silence)
Naraku: Kagome, will you kindly tell your boyfriend why he's here.
(Kagome removed her hands away from her now reddened eyes and stared at InuYasha.)
Kagome: I want to ask you something. **Sniff**
InuYasha: What is it, Kagome?
Kagome: Um… Are you seeing someone else?
InuYasha: First of all, you brought me all the way here to tell me this? Why Kagome? I thought you trusted me.
Kagome: InuYasha, I'm really sorry to have to do this but after what happened, I've started to have doubts about you and me.
InuYasha: What doubts? What happened (Starts getting confused)?
Kagome: First of all, do you love me?
InuYasha: You know I love you. (He leans over and kisses Kagome on the cheek)
(Crowd 'boos' again)
Kagome: I heard a message from another woman back in the apartment. **Sniff** She said something about previously coming over and spending 'Quality' time with you. I'm not sure who this woman is or if it was a wrong number…
InuYasha: Are you telling me that I cheated on you behind your back! That's bullshit!! I would never do such a thing to you; you should know that. I can't love no other but you, Kagome.
Kagome: Really?
InuYasha: Really.
Naraku: Sorry to burst your bubbles, dude, but another guest is here to confront a shocking secret. Maybe its good or maybe its bad! We'll find out after the commercial break! We will be right back, stay tuned!!
(Music begins to play and the crowd starts cheering)
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A/N: Short chapter, I guess? Well now its commercial break for the show; so read the next chappie to find out who's the surprise guest and what is the shocking secret. Guess who it is? Well, please drop a review and tell me what you think. -_-
