Joker invades the Jedi Council Quarters and plays pranks. The Jedi eventually unravel this mystery and confront "Darth Joke" must be stopped.

Mace: We must stop this maniac...

Yoda: Ugh..Joker fish in my underwear...

Mace: Talk about being a menace.

Yoda: (Struggles) Stuggling I am, Yes!

Mace: They say an Alien from a distant Universe has invaded us.

Yoda: Yes, once known on Planet Earth as a criminal.

Mace: The Galatic Senate was victim to his exploding pens and laughing gas.

Yoda: Possible it is that Darth Joke tried to kill Senator Amidala.

Ki-Adi-Mundi: He's a political idealist, not a murderer.

Yoda: Master Mundi, you said that in Episode II about Dooku.

Mace: Huh? Master Mundi, you have lines in this script?!

Ki-Adi-Mundi: I'm not just an old man with a white beard..I'm a Jedi too, you know.

Yoda: Relavance, this is not. Stop Darth Joke..we must.

Ki-Adi-Mundi: Indeed, I detect him in classrooms below.

Mace: We must find him. Contact Anakin and Obi-Wan.

Ki-Adi-Mundi: I cannot. Connections have been jammed by Joker TV.

Yoda: Annoying, the pranks of Darth Joke, are.

Mace: Then the three of us, will finish him.

(Yoda, Mace, and Mundi go to the classrooms, which look cloudy from the laughing gas)

Mace: It looks empty.

Yoda: Hard to see, Darth Joke is.

(Laughing can be heard from above)

Yoda: Disturbing this clown is.

Ki-Adi-Mundi: (Force throws the desks up to the smokey ceiling)

Joker: Ugh..no fair...(Falls)

Joker: So much for suction...he he he! Taste this! (Picks out a gun)

Yoda: A weapon..

Joker: (Shoots plungers out of the gun, they hit Mace and Mundi in the face, but miss Yoda.)

Joker: I missed the elf...oh hoo hoo!

Yoda: Numbered, your days are, Darth Joke.

Joker: Haa Haaa...he even talks like an elf (Shoots out Acid at Yoda, but Yoda dodges)

Joker: Hold still, Papa Smurf!!!!

Yoda: This earthly language, I am unfamiliar with.

(Mace and Mundi finally remove the plungers and draw their lightsabers)

Mace: Let's destroy him now.

Ki-Adi-Mundi: Indeed.

Joker: Ha, ha ha, idiots! You think you can beat me with those flashlights!

Yoda: (draws out light saber) Curse the day you crossed us, you will, Darth Joke.

Yoda: (charges) ahhhhh!

Joker: (Pulls out a huge hammer from nowhere and klunks Yoda)

Yoda: Ugh, head...pain...(falls)

Mundi: Master Yoda is down. (Charges) Errrr!!!!

Joker: (Dodges the first strike) HA HA (Dodges the second swing) YA-HA

Joker: (Dodges a third attempt) TA-DA!!! (Shocks Mundi with his Ring Zapper)

Joker: ha ha.. all air...bighead...that is all your are.

Mundi: Agh! The shock is strong..like an artifical...foooorce..(Falls)

Joker: You're next, Mace Windmill..

Mace: Made fun of my name? Oh, you're dead clown. (Charges)

Joker: (throws marbles)

Mace: You've got to be kidding me....(but he slips and falls)

Joker: A-ha-ha-ha-HA! You hooded loosers are no match for me.

Joker: (unleashes poisonous gas..)

Yoda: Defeated we cannot be..

Mace: ugh..must stop Darth Joke

Mundi: but...can't move..paralyzed from the shock.

(Joker unleashes the gas, but.....)

(Music from the A-Team theme plays)

Music: DA-DA-DA-DA! Da-da-da..

Mysterious Voice: Freeze..Fool!

Joker: Who the heck are you?

Mr T: (emerges) I'm BA Bacus...and my van is a helluva fast!

Joker: huh!

Mr T: Joker! Time to face the crappy 80s music fool! (Gets in Van)

(The A-Team van runs down the Joker)

Music: DA-DA-DA-DA! Da-da-da..

Joker: ahhh! Squsihing and squashing!

Mr. T: (Holding a defeated Joker)...fool...messing with the Jedi is like messing with my gold!

Mr. T: (Hurls the Joker out of this world)

Joker: arrgh.(flying fast)...(even into space)..hmm..that T really can throw...(flys out into oblivion)

Music: DA-DA-DA-DA! Da-da-da..

Yoda: Most grateful we are for your service..BA Bacus

Ki-Adi-Mundi: Yes, you've defeated Darth Joke.

Mr. T: No problem, fool.

Mace: But how did you get here!

Mr. T: I told you....

Music: DA-DA-DA-DA! Da-da-da..

Mr. T: (drives off) My Van is a helluva lot fast!

Mace: Some how I don't think this will go into the jedi archives...

(They all watch as T drive his van off into the night)

End Music: Da-da, ta-Da-da, Da-da, Da-Da, DAAAAAAA!

END