Smurf: welcome back to round 3 of the weakest link now in the last round...
Joey: [flaps arms vigourously] i need nectar!!
Smurf: [sighs] forget it lets just start round 3
[duh du de duh]
Smurf: all right pegasus...
Pegasus: ok hun [licks lips]
Smurf: [turns away] yugi what is your favourite card
Yugi: [slams hand on table] its the ace of spades!!!
Smurf: [nervous] yes well i dunno about that [looks up at producer]
Producer: [raises middle finger]
Smurf: ok then its right *link 50 tristan what is the name of joeys sister
Tristan: thats easy!!
Joey: [stops flapping] you call my sister easy you bastard [starts punching tristan]
Tea: [raises hand]
Smurf: what is it?
Tea: didnt you already ask that question?
Smurf: [alarmed] ermmm well [whispers] listen shut up about it and you will get your money
Smurf: anyway bandit keith
[theme tune fills room]
Smurf: [irritated] who keeps doing that?? [looks at sound man]
Sound man: [shrugs]
Smurf: grrr... who is the pharoah of ancient egypt
Keith: [looks at yugi]
Yugi: [points to millenium puzzle]
Keith: [smirks] its gotta be weevil underwood
Smurf: [raises eyebrow]
Keith: [laughs] man im just sooo smart
Smurf: tea...
Tea: that was uncalled for!!!
Tristan: [stops pummeling joey] hey man leave her alone!!! [runs for smurf]
Smurf: [sidesteps]
Tristan: [misses and plummets down flight of stairs]
Smurf: i dont think hes gonna be back anytime soon
Bakura: [from audience] ohhhh there is super fun happy juice shooting from tristans head!!! [dances insanely]
Smurf: yugi
Yugi: bank!!!
Smurf: there is no money to bank!!
Yugi: oh ok.. bank!!!
Smurf: [groans] ok fine 0 will be banked
Yugi: [smuggly] im carring you lot [points to others]
Joey: yeah we're sorry yugi
Smurf: so yugi what card can instantly win you a duel if you hold all 5 of its parts
Yugi: [remembers weevil throwing his exodia cards over the boat] weevil underwood!!!
Smurf: is that everyones answer to everything!!
Joey: [discards cheat sheet with weevil underwood written on it]
Smurf: kaiba name your company
Kaiba: [thinks] hmm
Joey: [sniggers man he doesent know]
Kaiba: [withdraws cellphone]
Smurf: hey hey!!! no calling for help
Kaiba: very well the name of my company is let me get this right or your legs will be broken
Joey: i knew you owned that company
Mai: woah you must have bought that highly succesful company
Smurf: [scared] i'm not afraid of you
Kaiba: [laughs insanely]
Joey: [points to kiaba] is he all right
Yugi: doesent look like it
Kaiba: [flails arms madly] death to all!!!
Smurf: [coughs] moving on...
Kaiba: [drops lifeless on ground]
Smurf: mai.. for god sake put some clothes on!!
Mai: oh [winks] you noticed
Pegasus: [starts to strip]
Smurf: no pegasus it wont work for you
Pegasus: [sobs loudly]
Smurf: anywho mai what duel monster is this [holds up picture of blue eyes white dragon]
Mai: ohh i never forget a customers favourite monster [looks as kaibas body is being hauled off] its the blue eyes white dragon
Joey: YOU STUPID SLAG ITS THE RED EYES BLACK DRAGON
Smurf: [looks at picture] ermm no its not
Joey: YES IT IS!!!!
Smurf: *link 50.. now pegasus
Pegasus: [giggles]
Smurf: how many star chips were needed in duelist kingdom?
Pegasus:[giggles madly] uh huh huh huh huh!!!
Smurf: [angry] your answer please?
Pegaus: [continues giggling] oh well I don't usually uh huh huh
Smurf: look I'm just gonna give it to ya if you stop freaking me out
Pegasus: uh huh huh no promises huh huh uh
Smurf: link*100 Joey
Joey: bank!!
Smurf: what condition is tristan currently suffering from?
Joey: death
Smurf: correct link*50
Tristan: [weakly] I am not dead
Joey: [bows head] I can still hear him now
Smurf: yugi
Yugi: building soceity!!!
Smurf: [raises eyebrow] don't you mean.
Keith: credit union?
Yugi: yeah that's it credit union!!!
Smurf: forget it.. yugi why is that whenever you let yami take over you you grow another foot and nobody notices?
Yugi: [sniffs] I have no friends
Joey: hey cheer up yogi
Tea: hey his name is yigi!!!
Tristan: [weakly] no its not its yagi!!!
Smurf: ok you have proven your answer correct
[duh du deh duh]
Voice: Joey was the strongest link from that round while Bandit keith was the weakest link but have the players noticed
Joey: do they think we cant hear that?
Yugi: must do.
Smurf: all right heres your markers and a pencil for joey..
Joey: [sniffs pencil] awww...
Smurf: now vote off the weakest link
Tea-Keith Yugi-keith Joey-yogi Pegasus-tea Mai-joey
Smurf: ok its too bad that tristan is well dead to vote and.. [looks at kiabas corpse in distressed position] ahh well
Tristan: [weakly] I really need a doctor
Joey: hold it I think tristan is trying to speak to me from beyond the grave!! Hes saying that he wants yogi out too!!!
Smurf: well in that case its tied between keith and yogi.. I mean yugi and only kiaba is left to choose [looks at kiaba]
Mai: hold on!! His middle finger is pointing up at someone!!!
Smurf: [checks] yup its bandit keith, you are the weakest link goodbye!!
Keith:[releases godzila like roar]
[backstage]
[theme tune fills room]
Keith: well it was a close race for victory but in the end it just wasn't enough michael schumacher deserved his victory
Interviewer: what about the quiz?
Keith: I was in a quiz?
Joey: [flaps arms vigourously] i need nectar!!
Smurf: [sighs] forget it lets just start round 3
[duh du de duh]
Smurf: all right pegasus...
Pegasus: ok hun [licks lips]
Smurf: [turns away] yugi what is your favourite card
Yugi: [slams hand on table] its the ace of spades!!!
Smurf: [nervous] yes well i dunno about that [looks up at producer]
Producer: [raises middle finger]
Smurf: ok then its right *link 50 tristan what is the name of joeys sister
Tristan: thats easy!!
Joey: [stops flapping] you call my sister easy you bastard [starts punching tristan]
Tea: [raises hand]
Smurf: what is it?
Tea: didnt you already ask that question?
Smurf: [alarmed] ermmm well [whispers] listen shut up about it and you will get your money
Smurf: anyway bandit keith
[theme tune fills room]
Smurf: [irritated] who keeps doing that?? [looks at sound man]
Sound man: [shrugs]
Smurf: grrr... who is the pharoah of ancient egypt
Keith: [looks at yugi]
Yugi: [points to millenium puzzle]
Keith: [smirks] its gotta be weevil underwood
Smurf: [raises eyebrow]
Keith: [laughs] man im just sooo smart
Smurf: tea...
Tea: that was uncalled for!!!
Tristan: [stops pummeling joey] hey man leave her alone!!! [runs for smurf]
Smurf: [sidesteps]
Tristan: [misses and plummets down flight of stairs]
Smurf: i dont think hes gonna be back anytime soon
Bakura: [from audience] ohhhh there is super fun happy juice shooting from tristans head!!! [dances insanely]
Smurf: yugi
Yugi: bank!!!
Smurf: there is no money to bank!!
Yugi: oh ok.. bank!!!
Smurf: [groans] ok fine 0 will be banked
Yugi: [smuggly] im carring you lot [points to others]
Joey: yeah we're sorry yugi
Smurf: so yugi what card can instantly win you a duel if you hold all 5 of its parts
Yugi: [remembers weevil throwing his exodia cards over the boat] weevil underwood!!!
Smurf: is that everyones answer to everything!!
Joey: [discards cheat sheet with weevil underwood written on it]
Smurf: kaiba name your company
Kaiba: [thinks] hmm
Joey: [sniggers man he doesent know]
Kaiba: [withdraws cellphone]
Smurf: hey hey!!! no calling for help
Kaiba: very well the name of my company is let me get this right or your legs will be broken
Joey: i knew you owned that company
Mai: woah you must have bought that highly succesful company
Smurf: [scared] i'm not afraid of you
Kaiba: [laughs insanely]
Joey: [points to kiaba] is he all right
Yugi: doesent look like it
Kaiba: [flails arms madly] death to all!!!
Smurf: [coughs] moving on...
Kaiba: [drops lifeless on ground]
Smurf: mai.. for god sake put some clothes on!!
Mai: oh [winks] you noticed
Pegasus: [starts to strip]
Smurf: no pegasus it wont work for you
Pegasus: [sobs loudly]
Smurf: anywho mai what duel monster is this [holds up picture of blue eyes white dragon]
Mai: ohh i never forget a customers favourite monster [looks as kaibas body is being hauled off] its the blue eyes white dragon
Joey: YOU STUPID SLAG ITS THE RED EYES BLACK DRAGON
Smurf: [looks at picture] ermm no its not
Joey: YES IT IS!!!!
Smurf: *link 50.. now pegasus
Pegasus: [giggles]
Smurf: how many star chips were needed in duelist kingdom?
Pegasus:[giggles madly] uh huh huh huh huh!!!
Smurf: [angry] your answer please?
Pegaus: [continues giggling] oh well I don't usually uh huh huh
Smurf: look I'm just gonna give it to ya if you stop freaking me out
Pegasus: uh huh huh no promises huh huh uh
Smurf: link*100 Joey
Joey: bank!!
Smurf: what condition is tristan currently suffering from?
Joey: death
Smurf: correct link*50
Tristan: [weakly] I am not dead
Joey: [bows head] I can still hear him now
Smurf: yugi
Yugi: building soceity!!!
Smurf: [raises eyebrow] don't you mean.
Keith: credit union?
Yugi: yeah that's it credit union!!!
Smurf: forget it.. yugi why is that whenever you let yami take over you you grow another foot and nobody notices?
Yugi: [sniffs] I have no friends
Joey: hey cheer up yogi
Tea: hey his name is yigi!!!
Tristan: [weakly] no its not its yagi!!!
Smurf: ok you have proven your answer correct
[duh du deh duh]
Voice: Joey was the strongest link from that round while Bandit keith was the weakest link but have the players noticed
Joey: do they think we cant hear that?
Yugi: must do.
Smurf: all right heres your markers and a pencil for joey..
Joey: [sniffs pencil] awww...
Smurf: now vote off the weakest link
Tea-Keith Yugi-keith Joey-yogi Pegasus-tea Mai-joey
Smurf: ok its too bad that tristan is well dead to vote and.. [looks at kiabas corpse in distressed position] ahh well
Tristan: [weakly] I really need a doctor
Joey: hold it I think tristan is trying to speak to me from beyond the grave!! Hes saying that he wants yogi out too!!!
Smurf: well in that case its tied between keith and yogi.. I mean yugi and only kiaba is left to choose [looks at kiaba]
Mai: hold on!! His middle finger is pointing up at someone!!!
Smurf: [checks] yup its bandit keith, you are the weakest link goodbye!!
Keith:[releases godzila like roar]
[backstage]
[theme tune fills room]
Keith: well it was a close race for victory but in the end it just wasn't enough michael schumacher deserved his victory
Interviewer: what about the quiz?
Keith: I was in a quiz?
