Days at Sunnyville Ave Hyrule
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(It's 10:00 AM,Sheik,Zelda,and Link are still asleep.Malon's up making breakfeast.Saria finally got the kitchen cleaned but stayed up the rest of the night crying.Ganon and Nabooru still aren't back.Ruto went to the city park to check out the accident site.(uh oh watch out Link,Sheik,and Ganon!!!)Impa is over at the house planning Mido's funeral with Saria.)
(living room)
Impa:So Saria what music to you want for the funeral.
Saria:(breaks out in tears again.)
Link:(from room)SHUT UP IN THERE WE'RE TRYING TO SLEEP!!!!!!!
Malon:(from kitchen.)It's not like you and Zelda are actually sleeping in there anyway!!!
Link:(humilated)SHUT UP MALON!!!!
Malon:(to self)Whatever.
(Sheik walks in.)
Sheik:(yawn)Good morning everyone.
Saria:It's about time you're up,now you can help with the.........(Sheik has already ran in the kitchen.)I should of guessed the only way to get him to lisien is through food,no wonder he's Malon's boyfriend.
Impa:Oh well,let's move on to the flowers,what kinds do you want on the casket?
Saria:(cries even louder.)
Impa:(to self)Gee,this girl is a hopeless case.
(Ruto enters)
Ruto:ATTENTION EVERYONE!!!!
(Everyone keeps doing what they have been doing.)
Malon:(peeking in from kitchen)Save it for breakfeast,it's in a little bit.
Ruto:Okay.
(kitchen)
(You can see Sheik admiring Malon and the oven.)
Sheik:Hey Malon,when is the food going to be ready?
Malon:Soon honey wunny.
Ruto:(watching them from a distance.)If I hear one more pet name,I'm going to puck!!!
(Ganon and Nabooru jump in in the kitchen suddenly.)
Ganon:(a loud hyper voice)HEY EVERYBODY!!!!
(This scares Malon and Sheik silly,Malon jumps in Sheik's arms so quickly he loses balence and falls backward into the kitchen table breaking it in half.)
(Malon and Sheik stay there shocked.)
Ganon:Oh sorry.
(You see Sheik's face turn red in anger.)
Nabooru:You forgot us.
Sheik:(to malon)Hey muffin cake you were right.
Malon:Yeah.
Ruto:That's it!!!(runs to bathroom and pucks and bumps into Link.)
Link:(from bathroom)AHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!Get out you perv!!!!
Ruto:(whisles)
(You see Ruto being thrown out of the bathroom,slaming in a wall,and falling backwards knocked out.)
(back in kitchen)
(Zelda walks in.)
Zelda:Oh,hi Nabooru and Ganon.Where have you been.
Nabooru:YOU LEFT US BEHIND!!!!!IT TOOK 5 HOURS FOR GANNY TO GET MY PANT LEG UNSTUCK!!!!
Zelda:Oh.What happend to Sheik and Malon.
Sheik:We fell....................
Zelda:Can't you get up?
Sheik:I could but Malon won't get off of me.
Malon:And it will be a long time before I will.(looks to Sheik smiling)
Sheik:(blushing)You might what to leave.
Everyone except Malon and Sheik:(run out of the kitchen screaming)
Malon:Oh come on we aren't that bad!!!
Everyone except Malon and Sheik:YES!!!
(living room)
(Zelda turns on the radio for reasons you already know.)
(Some weird song comes on.)
(You don't want to know the lyrics (cough)bealive me!!!!)
Saria:(starts crying once again)That was our song.
Zelda:That song!!!(runs into bathroom and pucks.)
Link:(from bathroom)What's so gross today?
Impa:Um,Saria,Why that song,I don't think it's the best thing for a child to lisien to.
Saria:(mad)It's our song!!!!So bug off!!!!That one will be played at the funeral!!!
Impa:....................................................................... ..........................
(Link and Zelda come out of the bathroom,Zelda pale and Link confused.)
Link:What I'm I missing?
Impa:That song on the radio,Saria wants to play it for Mido's funeral.
Link:That song!!!Even that's too sick for me!!!!
Zelda:Of course it is you like opra music.
Link:(covers Zelda's mouth with his hands.)She's kidding.Just kidding.(nervous laugh)
Impa:That song is too graphic,if I would close my eyes right now I would see images that I wouldn't want to see.
Saria:It discribes our relationship perfectly.
(Link and Zelda run to the bathroom and fill up the sink somemore.)
(11:00)
Link:What's taking breakfeast so long?I'm starveing!!!
Impa:I don't think it's going to come.......we better go to a restraunt.
Link:(starts opening kitchen door)
Impa:I wouldn't recomend................................
Link:(looks in)........................(backs away from the door.)Yes,let's go to a resturant(nervous laugh)
(in car)
(They left Malon and Sheik behind.)
Zelda:Where are we going?
Impa:Dairy Queen.
Everyone:YAY!!!!!!!!!
(At dairy queen)
Impa:It's on me.
Everyone:YAY!!!!
(Zelda and Link sit down and Impa and Saria sit across from them.They left Ruto at home.She's still knocked out on the floor.)
Link:So,you said your paying everything,right Impa.
Impa:Yes.
Link:(laughs evily)
(The waiter comes.)
Waiter:(I know dairy Queen dosen't have waiters it's just easier this way.)May I take your order?
Saria:I'll take a hotdog and a coke.
Impa:I'll take the same.
Link:(puts his arm around Zelda.)Me and my girlfriend here,want everything on the menu 10 times.
Impa:(Starts choking and turns pale.)
Waiter:Yes sir!!!!(runs happily to the kitchen.)
(Impa bangs her head against the table.)
Link and Zelda:(laugh evily)
(Link and Zelda only eat some things and they give the rest away to little kids.)
(Saria keeps crying in her hot dog.)
Waiter:Here's the bill.
Impa:(looks at it.)(Screams)
(in car.)
Impa:Well...............Link............Zelda.............Those were interesting choices.
Saria:Yeah and now that we had breakfeast/lunch its time to get to work.
Zelda:Work?
Impa:Yeah.Now we're going to the funeral home to plan Mido's funeral.
Link:I knew there was a catch.
(Link and Zelda try to get out but Saria ties them up.)
Link and Zelda:HELP!!!!!!!!!
(back at the house.)
(Ruto wakes up.)
Ruto:Oh my head.Hey,where did everyone go?(starts to go in kitchen.)Bad Images...................................................................... .....................................................And I left something in there....................................................................... ...............................Now what do I do.......................................................................... .
Nabooru:Wait intill they're done.
Ruto:Hey why aren't you and Ganon with the others?
Ganon:They left as behind again............................................
Ruto:Oh.But My cell phone is in there and it's ringing.
Nabooru:Like I said,wait intill they're done.
Ganon:I wouldn't want to go in there............................
Malon:(from kitchen)OH YES SHEIK!!
(Ruto,Nabooru,and Ganon run out of the house in fear.)
(back to the car)
(Link and Zelda have untied themselves(how good did think Saria could tie anyway)Now they have to distract Saria and Impa.)
Zelda:(whispering to Link)I'll show you how to do it.(talking normaly)Hey Saria,look its Mido's ghost!!!!!
(Impa and Saria fall for it and Zelda and Link make a run for it they keep running intill they are out of sight.)
(12:00)
(at the house)
(outside)
Ganon:I'm not going back in there.(shivers)
Nabooru:I'm so hungry.
Ganon:Let's steal out of the neighbor's garden,Link,Sheik,and I did it the other day.
Ruto:Good Idea!!!Impa's car is gone,so it's the perfect time!!!
Everyone:YEAH!!!
(They sneak over to the neighbors avoiding the Goron in the front yard,they start putting vegetables in bags,not realizeing that the Cuccoo Lady is looking out of the window at them holding a frying pan with an evil smile on her face.)
Ruto:Yum,these look so good!!!
Ganon:YEAH!!!(starts stuffing tomatos in his mouth.)
Nabooru:Try swallowing some time.(pops a radish in her mouth.)
Cuccoo Lady:(standing behind Ruto.)(talking evily)I'm glad you like it.
(This freaks out Ganon and he starts choking on the tomatos.He goes over to Nabooru pointing to his mouth.)
Nabooru:Not now Ganny,we just got caught.
Ganon:(makes choking noises and rolls around panicing on the ground,plowing the soil.)
Cuccoo Lady:(bangs Ruto on her head with the frying pan knocking her out.)HA!!!I finally got you garden robbers!!!
Nabooru:We're sorry,we were just so hungry.Right Ganny?
Ganon:(still rolling around choking,now he's in a little hole that he made by rolling around.)
Nabooru:Oh Ganny,stop fooling around!!!(kicks Ganon witch makes him spit out the tomatos)
Ganon:(the color starts to come back to his face.)(gasps for air)
Nabooru:We're very sorry,and I hope you will forgive us.
Cuccoo Lady:(in a sweet,kind voice)Of course I forgive you.
Nabooru:So you'll let us go?
Cuccoo Lady:(talking in that evil,cold voice again)No.You aren't leaving here anytime soon.
(Nabooru and Ganon try to escape,but the Cuccoo Lady pushes a button that makes a 50 ft fence pop up out of the ground.)
Ganon:(in an excited voice,kind of when an 7 year old boy sees the new spiderman action figure)NEATO!!!!How did you get that?
Cuccoo Lady:I have my resources.
Ganon:(In a loud,anoing,voice)NABOORU!!!NABOORU!!!I KNOW WHAT I WANT FOR CHRISTMAS!!!
Nabooru:Does Impa know you have this?
Cuccoo Lady:Of course not,she thinks I'm a sweet,shy farm girl,but I'm really an evil back stabing brat!!!MUAH HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA (gasp) HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!!!!!!!
Nabooru and Ganon:(looks of total fear.)...........................................................
Nabooru:Are you on any medication or something?
Cuccoo Lady:Enough chit chat,it's time for you to pay!!!(she ties up Nabooru and Ganon,and then throws them in a pen attached to a small barn.She then blows a whistle and a whole army of Cuccoos march out of the barn in neat lines.)
Ganon:DOUBLE NEATO!!!!
Cuccoo Lady:I've trained these Cuccoos to work for me,Impa thinks they're my cute little farm pets,but I've trained them to infilct pain on,steal from,and trap anyone I want!!!!(laughs evily with lightning flashing behind her and it starts to down pour on the yard,on the other yard's the weather is fine.)
(Cuccoo Lady snaps her fingers and the Cuccoo's start to attack.)
(Ganon and Nabooru scream in pain louder than a train.)
Ganon:HELP ME!!!!AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
(the house)
(Zelda and Link walk in the kitchen,and Sheik and Malon are working on something.)
Zelda:What are you doing?
Sheik:We're writeing a novel about a gay monkey comeing to the human world.
Malon:We've been working on it all day.
Link:That's what you've been doing??????????????????????????????????
Sheik:What did you think we were doing all day?
Link:..................................................um................... never mind.................
Malon:We'll have to get a new kitchen table,thanks to Ganon's hyper active mind.
Zelda:We're Ganon and Nabooru anyway?
(the scene flashes to show Ganon and Nabooru still being attacked by Cuccoos and the Cuccoo Lady standing in the background laughing evily with lighting flashing behind her.)
(the scene flashes back)
Link:They are probley having fun somewhere enjoying themselves,you know them.
Zelda:Yeah.
(the funeral home)
Impa:Well,I guess the two of us have to plan the funeral,but we can do it.Right.
Saria:...........................................
Impa:( Really loud)CAN WE DO IT!!!!!
The people in the street:NO YOU CAN'T!!!!!
Impa:I thought you liked Bob The Builder,Saria.
Saria:No,that's you.
Impa:(nervous laugh)(covers Saria's mouth)(nervous laugh)Ha ha.Your funny kid,now let's get inside.(nervous laugh)
(inside)
(Peach,(yes you heard me right Peach from Mario)is there talking to the funeral director.)
Impa:Peach?What are you doing here?Did someone die?
Peach:No silly,I'm friends with the funeral director and I'm visiting him.
Impa:You came all the way here for that?
Peach:No,I just came along with Kirby and Mario.
Impa:Kirby and Mario are here too?
Peach:They came here to help a friend with a wedding.
Impa:Oh................silly me......................how did I not know that (nervous laugh)..................Well we better get going!!!(Grabs Saria and makes a run for the main office.)
(2:00)
(at the house)
(Sheik ran to the store to look for a new table.)
Link:Malon,can you keep a secret?
Malon:(eyes light up)Sure!!!Why?(Alert,Malon is the biggest blabber mouth in Hyrule!!Never trust her with a secret!!!)
Link:Well...........
Zelda:Don't tell her yet,we're being watched.(points to reader)
Link:(pulls down curtain)
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(whispering sounds and then an excited sqeal)
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(Malon opens curtains)
Malon:(to readers)OH!!!!OH!!!!!GUESS WHAT!!!!GUESS WHAT!!!!!
Reader 1: Rubber Glue!!!!
Reader 2:A Shoe!!!!
Reader 3:A DUCKY!!!!MUAH HA HA HA HA!!!!!
Malon:No,I'll give you a hint,it's something exciting!!!
Reader 1: Rubber Glue!!!!
Reader 2:A Hat!!!!!
Reader 3:UNDERPANTS!!!!MUAH HA HA HA HA HA!!!!
Malon:I'll give another hint.....................
All Readers:GET ON WTH IT ALREADY!!!!!
Malon:EEK!!!Okay.Okay.Here's the big thing
ITS
ITS
IT
IS
LINK AND ZELDA ARE GETTING MARRIED!!!!!(squeals with excitment.)
(Link and Zelda come back in the room)
Link:You didn't tell anyone,right?
Malon:Nope,not a word.I have to make a phone call now.(goes up to her room laughing evily)
Zelda:That woman is weird.
Link:Yep.
(3:00)
(the neighbors)
(The punisment for Ganon,Nabooru,Ruto is over.They lie there shocked at the other side of the Cuccoo Ladys personality.)
Cuccoo Lady:I hope you learned your lesson.
(A Red light flashes saying Impa Alert Impa Alert)
Cuccoo Lady:Uh Oh!!!(pushes button and the 50 ft fence goes down.She snaps her fingers and it stops raining,She unties Ganon and Nabooru and throws them out of the pen,then she blows her whistle and the Cuccoos go out of their neat lines and act like normal Cuccoos.)
(Impa and Saria pull in the driveway.)
(Ganon and Nabooru run to Impa's car)
(They get out)
Ganon:Oh thank goodness your here!!!!She's crazy!!!
Impa:Who is?
Nabooru:Cuccoo Lady!!!!!!
Impa:What are you talking about?
Nabooru:She almost killed us!!!!With her army of Cuccoos and fifty foot fence!!!!!
Impa:Are you feeling okay?Cuccoo Lady is just a sweet shy farm girl,she'd never hurt a fly.(They look over to Cuccoo Lady and you see her standing in front of a rainbow with butterflys fluttering around her.)And the Cuccoos are just her cute farm pets.I think you people have eaten something strange,you better go home and sleep it off.
(Nabooru and Ganon run away screaming.)
Impa:(picks up a knocked out Ruto)YOU FORGOT YOUR FISH!!!!!(throws Ruto in the street)
(back in the house.)
(kitchen)
(Ganon and Nabooru walk in)
Ganon:(hugs Link,chokeing him)Link,buddy I thought I'd never see you again!!!(starts crying)
Link:(escapes Ganons arms)What the hell is your problem?
Ganon:(still crying)The Cuccoo Lady is evil!!!She almost killed us!!!
Nabooru:I'm never going back their!!!!!!
Malon:Are you feeling ill today?The Cuccoo Lady is just a.............
Ganon:I know I know!!!A sweet shy farm girl!!!But she just pretends to be nice!!!She's evil!!!EVIL I SAY!!!!!(Shakes Malon while screaming "EVIL" over and over.)
Malons:(hits Ganon in the face to get him to stop and then Ganon rolls around on the floor saying "EVIL" over and over again.)I think we should go in the living room for awhile.
(Everyone besides Ganon and Nabooru go in the living room.)
(living room)
Link:I wonder what they ate for lunch,maybe they got into the rotton eggs from Halloween....
Zelda:You still have those?
Link:The older they are the smellier they are on the trickOtreaters.(laughs insanely really loud.)
Malon:(sweatdrop)Ganon and Nabooru are probley not the only ones that got into the rotton eggs.
Zelda:(sweatdrop)Amen on that.
(Sheik comes in carring a table,he looks like he's going to drop it any second.)
Sheik:(still lifting table):Yes I made...............(trips on a sock and drops the table breaking it in half.)NOOOOOOOOOO!!!!After all the lifting I did the table has to break now!!!
Malon:All the lifting?
Sheik:There was a fish in the road blocking the way,so I had to park a block down.
(The scene flashes to the street outside the house showing Ruto still lieing there knocked out with cars around her honking.)
Sheik:It's the 3rd time I wrecked a table this month.
Malon:3rd?
Sheik:OKAY!!!OKAY!!!I convice.I wrecked your buffet table on accident on your birthday party.I was going to grab a piece of cake,okay I was going to grab the WHOLE cake,and I tripped on some ketchup falling face forward smashing the table in half.
Malon:Oh...................and I blamed it on that man I thought was Britney Spears....................
(The doorbell rings)
Zelda:I'll get it.(answers door)
(Bealive it or not standing there is Mario,Kirby,and Pokegirl.)
Zelda:(a shocked look on face)What are you guys doing here?
Pokegirl:We're here to help plan for your wedding.
(Everyone comes to see what's going on.)
Link:.....................Why?
Pokegirl:We're friends of your family and you have to get to it SOMETIME,so we're here.
Sheik:Oh yeah I forgot about that..........
Link:Hey,how did you know that we're getting married?
Sheik:Who doesn't?Everyone in town knows.
(Link and Zelda give Malon an evil glare.)
Malon:(sweatdrop)(nervous laugh)...........Well..........I'll make us some snacks........(nervous laugh)..........................(runs in the kitchen)
Sheik:HEY!!!What kind of snacks!!!!(runs after Malon)
Pokegirl:Let's get started!!!!!!
Kirby:(to Zelda)HI!!!!!!!!!
Zelda:(with little stars in eyes.)HE'S SO ADORABLE!!!!(squeses his checks)
Pokegirl:I know isn't he!!!!
Kirby:(winks)
Pokegirl and Zelda:(squeal and surround,and adore him somemore.)
Kirby:(thinking)They are lucky I like them,because in real life I would of taken their money already,it's so easy useing my method of cuteness.
(they sit down leaving Mario at the door.)
Mario:HEY!!!What about me?It's a me,Mario!!!Don't you love Mario?(the wind blows and shuts the door in Marios face knocking him down.)Ow..............................
(5:00)
Pokegirl:Okay,first we'll write out the invitations...................................
Link:But,where will it be held?
(a priest comes in all of a sudden.)
Priest:How about at my church?I have nothing to do all day.
Link:Sure.
Priest:Okay...........Let's get planning.......
Zelda:It's such a miracle you came when we needed you.
Priest:Actually,I brought in your fish,she was in the street causeing car wrecks and then I heard you guys talking.
(They look to Ruto who is waveing at them with a wide smile holding a video camera.)
Link:Where did that camera come from?
Ruto:I bought it today!!!
Link:oh................
(all of a sudden everyone in the kitchen comes in the living room even Saria and Impa who's still with Saria for support.)
Priest:(get's out notepad.)Okay Link,who do you want for your best man.
Link:(screaming in the priests ear)SHEIK!!!
Sheik:Awesome!!!
(Link and Sheik try to slap each others hand but they miss and hit each other in the face.Then they look at each other smileing with red hand marks in their face.)
Zelda:(sweatdrop)Okay....................................................... ................
Priest:(sweatdrop)Right..................................................... .........................................................................Zel da,who do you want as your bridesmaids?
Zelda:Malon,Nabooru,and Impa.
Malon and Nabooru:YAY!!!!!( they jump up and Malon accidently jumps on Sheik's foot,witch makes him jump in pain,trips over the wrecked table and falls in the living room table breaking it in half.)
Sheik:OH!!!NOT ANOTHER TABLE!!!!Now I have to buy TWO new tables!!!!
Impa:Zelda,why did you pick me?I'm not the bridesmaid type!!!
Zelda:Well,what did you expect?Look at my other choices.(Impa first looks at a crying Saria slaming her head in the wall,Then,She looks at a hyper Ruto,jumping around excited,slaming into walls getting bruised.)
Impa:Oh,Well I don't like it,but I can't blame you,so I'll try it.
Priest:Okay,That leaves Ganon,Ruto,and Saria.
Ruto:(covered with bruises from jumping around excited.)I'll be the person that video tapes the wedding!!!(An anoeing giggle)
Priest:Well,since you have a new camera I guess it's appropiate.
Ganon:(jumping up and down)I'LL BE THE USHER GUY!!!!!I'LL BE THE USHER GUY!!!!
Priest:I guess we don't have a choise.
Nabooru:I think Ganon got in my coffee supply,Ruto is always hyper active.
Zelda:No,Ganon is hyper alot too.
Nabooru:Oh yeah.
Priest:What about Saria?
Link:She'll be the crying freak who we hide in the back.
Everyone:YEAH!!!
Pokegirl:And what about me?I'm writeing this fic.
Zelda:You'll be a guest.
Pokegirl:(makes a fist)(in a mean tone)Front row or nothing.
Link:Okay,Okay!!!!GEEZ!!!
Pokegirl:Now let's get started on those 9,000 invitations!!!!
Everyone:YEAH!!!!
Everyone but Pokegirl and the priest:WHAT!!!!
Pokegirl:Come on,the hero of time and the princess of destiny getting married,This is BIG news!!!!Almost every N64 character will be there!!!!
Priest:Let's get writeing!!!
Priest and Pokegirl:YEAH
Everyone but Pokegirl and the priest:(groan)
(outside)
Mario:(still on ground)HEY!!!!!!!What am I missing?They won't start without me?Would they?They can't do that,because,IT'S A ME MARIO!!!(lies there smileing for a second.)HEY GUYS LET ME IN!!!!I CAN'T GET UP!!!!!I NEED ASSISTANCE!!!!IT'S A ME MARIO!!!(the wind blows and breaks a branch off a tree hits Mario's head,knocking him out and he just lies there knocked out conviced in his head that he's the favorite and they're going to save him any second.)
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(Everyone wrote invitations deep in the night and then sent them out,Mario just layed there knocked out all night,everyone else went to bed.)
And that's the end of another chapter.Review and tell me how you liked it!!!It did take a couple of days to get it done!!!But make sure to come back when I finish the next chapter,It's Zelda and Link's wedding,and it's the wedding you won't wanna miss!!!Have a nice day!!!LATER!!!^_^ ^_^ ^_^ ^_^ ^_^
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Hello I'm back!!!!Here's the next chapter,enjoy!!!^_^
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(It's 10:00 AM,Sheik,Zelda,and Link are still asleep.Malon's up making breakfeast.Saria finally got the kitchen cleaned but stayed up the rest of the night crying.Ganon and Nabooru still aren't back.Ruto went to the city park to check out the accident site.(uh oh watch out Link,Sheik,and Ganon!!!)Impa is over at the house planning Mido's funeral with Saria.)
(living room)
Impa:So Saria what music to you want for the funeral.
Saria:(breaks out in tears again.)
Link:(from room)SHUT UP IN THERE WE'RE TRYING TO SLEEP!!!!!!!
Malon:(from kitchen.)It's not like you and Zelda are actually sleeping in there anyway!!!
Link:(humilated)SHUT UP MALON!!!!
Malon:(to self)Whatever.
(Sheik walks in.)
Sheik:(yawn)Good morning everyone.
Saria:It's about time you're up,now you can help with the.........(Sheik has already ran in the kitchen.)I should of guessed the only way to get him to lisien is through food,no wonder he's Malon's boyfriend.
Impa:Oh well,let's move on to the flowers,what kinds do you want on the casket?
Saria:(cries even louder.)
Impa:(to self)Gee,this girl is a hopeless case.
(Ruto enters)
Ruto:ATTENTION EVERYONE!!!!
(Everyone keeps doing what they have been doing.)
Malon:(peeking in from kitchen)Save it for breakfeast,it's in a little bit.
Ruto:Okay.
(kitchen)
(You can see Sheik admiring Malon and the oven.)
Sheik:Hey Malon,when is the food going to be ready?
Malon:Soon honey wunny.
Ruto:(watching them from a distance.)If I hear one more pet name,I'm going to puck!!!
(Ganon and Nabooru jump in in the kitchen suddenly.)
Ganon:(a loud hyper voice)HEY EVERYBODY!!!!
(This scares Malon and Sheik silly,Malon jumps in Sheik's arms so quickly he loses balence and falls backward into the kitchen table breaking it in half.)
(Malon and Sheik stay there shocked.)
Ganon:Oh sorry.
(You see Sheik's face turn red in anger.)
Nabooru:You forgot us.
Sheik:(to malon)Hey muffin cake you were right.
Malon:Yeah.
Ruto:That's it!!!(runs to bathroom and pucks and bumps into Link.)
Link:(from bathroom)AHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!Get out you perv!!!!
Ruto:(whisles)
(You see Ruto being thrown out of the bathroom,slaming in a wall,and falling backwards knocked out.)
(back in kitchen)
(Zelda walks in.)
Zelda:Oh,hi Nabooru and Ganon.Where have you been.
Nabooru:YOU LEFT US BEHIND!!!!!IT TOOK 5 HOURS FOR GANNY TO GET MY PANT LEG UNSTUCK!!!!
Zelda:Oh.What happend to Sheik and Malon.
Sheik:We fell....................
Zelda:Can't you get up?
Sheik:I could but Malon won't get off of me.
Malon:And it will be a long time before I will.(looks to Sheik smiling)
Sheik:(blushing)You might what to leave.
Everyone except Malon and Sheik:(run out of the kitchen screaming)
Malon:Oh come on we aren't that bad!!!
Everyone except Malon and Sheik:YES!!!
(living room)
(Zelda turns on the radio for reasons you already know.)
(Some weird song comes on.)
(You don't want to know the lyrics (cough)bealive me!!!!)
Saria:(starts crying once again)That was our song.
Zelda:That song!!!(runs into bathroom and pucks.)
Link:(from bathroom)What's so gross today?
Impa:Um,Saria,Why that song,I don't think it's the best thing for a child to lisien to.
Saria:(mad)It's our song!!!!So bug off!!!!That one will be played at the funeral!!!
Impa:....................................................................... ..........................
(Link and Zelda come out of the bathroom,Zelda pale and Link confused.)
Link:What I'm I missing?
Impa:That song on the radio,Saria wants to play it for Mido's funeral.
Link:That song!!!Even that's too sick for me!!!!
Zelda:Of course it is you like opra music.
Link:(covers Zelda's mouth with his hands.)She's kidding.Just kidding.(nervous laugh)
Impa:That song is too graphic,if I would close my eyes right now I would see images that I wouldn't want to see.
Saria:It discribes our relationship perfectly.
(Link and Zelda run to the bathroom and fill up the sink somemore.)
(11:00)
Link:What's taking breakfeast so long?I'm starveing!!!
Impa:I don't think it's going to come.......we better go to a restraunt.
Link:(starts opening kitchen door)
Impa:I wouldn't recomend................................
Link:(looks in)........................(backs away from the door.)Yes,let's go to a resturant(nervous laugh)
(in car)
(They left Malon and Sheik behind.)
Zelda:Where are we going?
Impa:Dairy Queen.
Everyone:YAY!!!!!!!!!
(At dairy queen)
Impa:It's on me.
Everyone:YAY!!!!
(Zelda and Link sit down and Impa and Saria sit across from them.They left Ruto at home.She's still knocked out on the floor.)
Link:So,you said your paying everything,right Impa.
Impa:Yes.
Link:(laughs evily)
(The waiter comes.)
Waiter:(I know dairy Queen dosen't have waiters it's just easier this way.)May I take your order?
Saria:I'll take a hotdog and a coke.
Impa:I'll take the same.
Link:(puts his arm around Zelda.)Me and my girlfriend here,want everything on the menu 10 times.
Impa:(Starts choking and turns pale.)
Waiter:Yes sir!!!!(runs happily to the kitchen.)
(Impa bangs her head against the table.)
Link and Zelda:(laugh evily)
(Link and Zelda only eat some things and they give the rest away to little kids.)
(Saria keeps crying in her hot dog.)
Waiter:Here's the bill.
Impa:(looks at it.)(Screams)
(in car.)
Impa:Well...............Link............Zelda.............Those were interesting choices.
Saria:Yeah and now that we had breakfeast/lunch its time to get to work.
Zelda:Work?
Impa:Yeah.Now we're going to the funeral home to plan Mido's funeral.
Link:I knew there was a catch.
(Link and Zelda try to get out but Saria ties them up.)
Link and Zelda:HELP!!!!!!!!!
(back at the house.)
(Ruto wakes up.)
Ruto:Oh my head.Hey,where did everyone go?(starts to go in kitchen.)Bad Images...................................................................... .....................................................And I left something in there....................................................................... ...............................Now what do I do.......................................................................... .
Nabooru:Wait intill they're done.
Ruto:Hey why aren't you and Ganon with the others?
Ganon:They left as behind again............................................
Ruto:Oh.But My cell phone is in there and it's ringing.
Nabooru:Like I said,wait intill they're done.
Ganon:I wouldn't want to go in there............................
Malon:(from kitchen)OH YES SHEIK!!
(Ruto,Nabooru,and Ganon run out of the house in fear.)
(back to the car)
(Link and Zelda have untied themselves(how good did think Saria could tie anyway)Now they have to distract Saria and Impa.)
Zelda:(whispering to Link)I'll show you how to do it.(talking normaly)Hey Saria,look its Mido's ghost!!!!!
(Impa and Saria fall for it and Zelda and Link make a run for it they keep running intill they are out of sight.)
(12:00)
(at the house)
(outside)
Ganon:I'm not going back in there.(shivers)
Nabooru:I'm so hungry.
Ganon:Let's steal out of the neighbor's garden,Link,Sheik,and I did it the other day.
Ruto:Good Idea!!!Impa's car is gone,so it's the perfect time!!!
Everyone:YEAH!!!
(They sneak over to the neighbors avoiding the Goron in the front yard,they start putting vegetables in bags,not realizeing that the Cuccoo Lady is looking out of the window at them holding a frying pan with an evil smile on her face.)
Ruto:Yum,these look so good!!!
Ganon:YEAH!!!(starts stuffing tomatos in his mouth.)
Nabooru:Try swallowing some time.(pops a radish in her mouth.)
Cuccoo Lady:(standing behind Ruto.)(talking evily)I'm glad you like it.
(This freaks out Ganon and he starts choking on the tomatos.He goes over to Nabooru pointing to his mouth.)
Nabooru:Not now Ganny,we just got caught.
Ganon:(makes choking noises and rolls around panicing on the ground,plowing the soil.)
Cuccoo Lady:(bangs Ruto on her head with the frying pan knocking her out.)HA!!!I finally got you garden robbers!!!
Nabooru:We're sorry,we were just so hungry.Right Ganny?
Ganon:(still rolling around choking,now he's in a little hole that he made by rolling around.)
Nabooru:Oh Ganny,stop fooling around!!!(kicks Ganon witch makes him spit out the tomatos)
Ganon:(the color starts to come back to his face.)(gasps for air)
Nabooru:We're very sorry,and I hope you will forgive us.
Cuccoo Lady:(in a sweet,kind voice)Of course I forgive you.
Nabooru:So you'll let us go?
Cuccoo Lady:(talking in that evil,cold voice again)No.You aren't leaving here anytime soon.
(Nabooru and Ganon try to escape,but the Cuccoo Lady pushes a button that makes a 50 ft fence pop up out of the ground.)
Ganon:(in an excited voice,kind of when an 7 year old boy sees the new spiderman action figure)NEATO!!!!How did you get that?
Cuccoo Lady:I have my resources.
Ganon:(In a loud,anoing,voice)NABOORU!!!NABOORU!!!I KNOW WHAT I WANT FOR CHRISTMAS!!!
Nabooru:Does Impa know you have this?
Cuccoo Lady:Of course not,she thinks I'm a sweet,shy farm girl,but I'm really an evil back stabing brat!!!MUAH HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA (gasp) HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!!!!!!!
Nabooru and Ganon:(looks of total fear.)...........................................................
Nabooru:Are you on any medication or something?
Cuccoo Lady:Enough chit chat,it's time for you to pay!!!(she ties up Nabooru and Ganon,and then throws them in a pen attached to a small barn.She then blows a whistle and a whole army of Cuccoos march out of the barn in neat lines.)
Ganon:DOUBLE NEATO!!!!
Cuccoo Lady:I've trained these Cuccoos to work for me,Impa thinks they're my cute little farm pets,but I've trained them to infilct pain on,steal from,and trap anyone I want!!!!(laughs evily with lightning flashing behind her and it starts to down pour on the yard,on the other yard's the weather is fine.)
(Cuccoo Lady snaps her fingers and the Cuccoo's start to attack.)
(Ganon and Nabooru scream in pain louder than a train.)
Ganon:HELP ME!!!!AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
(the house)
(Zelda and Link walk in the kitchen,and Sheik and Malon are working on something.)
Zelda:What are you doing?
Sheik:We're writeing a novel about a gay monkey comeing to the human world.
Malon:We've been working on it all day.
Link:That's what you've been doing??????????????????????????????????
Sheik:What did you think we were doing all day?
Link:..................................................um................... never mind.................
Malon:We'll have to get a new kitchen table,thanks to Ganon's hyper active mind.
Zelda:We're Ganon and Nabooru anyway?
(the scene flashes to show Ganon and Nabooru still being attacked by Cuccoos and the Cuccoo Lady standing in the background laughing evily with lighting flashing behind her.)
(the scene flashes back)
Link:They are probley having fun somewhere enjoying themselves,you know them.
Zelda:Yeah.
(the funeral home)
Impa:Well,I guess the two of us have to plan the funeral,but we can do it.Right.
Saria:...........................................
Impa:( Really loud)CAN WE DO IT!!!!!
The people in the street:NO YOU CAN'T!!!!!
Impa:I thought you liked Bob The Builder,Saria.
Saria:No,that's you.
Impa:(nervous laugh)(covers Saria's mouth)(nervous laugh)Ha ha.Your funny kid,now let's get inside.(nervous laugh)
(inside)
(Peach,(yes you heard me right Peach from Mario)is there talking to the funeral director.)
Impa:Peach?What are you doing here?Did someone die?
Peach:No silly,I'm friends with the funeral director and I'm visiting him.
Impa:You came all the way here for that?
Peach:No,I just came along with Kirby and Mario.
Impa:Kirby and Mario are here too?
Peach:They came here to help a friend with a wedding.
Impa:Oh................silly me......................how did I not know that (nervous laugh)..................Well we better get going!!!(Grabs Saria and makes a run for the main office.)
(2:00)
(at the house)
(Sheik ran to the store to look for a new table.)
Link:Malon,can you keep a secret?
Malon:(eyes light up)Sure!!!Why?(Alert,Malon is the biggest blabber mouth in Hyrule!!Never trust her with a secret!!!)
Link:Well...........
Zelda:Don't tell her yet,we're being watched.(points to reader)
Link:(pulls down curtain)
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(whispering sounds and then an excited sqeal)
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(Malon opens curtains)
Malon:(to readers)OH!!!!OH!!!!!GUESS WHAT!!!!GUESS WHAT!!!!!
Reader 1: Rubber Glue!!!!
Reader 2:A Shoe!!!!
Reader 3:A DUCKY!!!!MUAH HA HA HA HA!!!!!
Malon:No,I'll give you a hint,it's something exciting!!!
Reader 1: Rubber Glue!!!!
Reader 2:A Hat!!!!!
Reader 3:UNDERPANTS!!!!MUAH HA HA HA HA HA!!!!
Malon:I'll give another hint.....................
All Readers:GET ON WTH IT ALREADY!!!!!
Malon:EEK!!!Okay.Okay.Here's the big thing
ITS
ITS
IT
IS
LINK AND ZELDA ARE GETTING MARRIED!!!!!(squeals with excitment.)
(Link and Zelda come back in the room)
Link:You didn't tell anyone,right?
Malon:Nope,not a word.I have to make a phone call now.(goes up to her room laughing evily)
Zelda:That woman is weird.
Link:Yep.
(3:00)
(the neighbors)
(The punisment for Ganon,Nabooru,Ruto is over.They lie there shocked at the other side of the Cuccoo Ladys personality.)
Cuccoo Lady:I hope you learned your lesson.
(A Red light flashes saying Impa Alert Impa Alert)
Cuccoo Lady:Uh Oh!!!(pushes button and the 50 ft fence goes down.She snaps her fingers and it stops raining,She unties Ganon and Nabooru and throws them out of the pen,then she blows her whistle and the Cuccoos go out of their neat lines and act like normal Cuccoos.)
(Impa and Saria pull in the driveway.)
(Ganon and Nabooru run to Impa's car)
(They get out)
Ganon:Oh thank goodness your here!!!!She's crazy!!!
Impa:Who is?
Nabooru:Cuccoo Lady!!!!!!
Impa:What are you talking about?
Nabooru:She almost killed us!!!!With her army of Cuccoos and fifty foot fence!!!!!
Impa:Are you feeling okay?Cuccoo Lady is just a sweet shy farm girl,she'd never hurt a fly.(They look over to Cuccoo Lady and you see her standing in front of a rainbow with butterflys fluttering around her.)And the Cuccoos are just her cute farm pets.I think you people have eaten something strange,you better go home and sleep it off.
(Nabooru and Ganon run away screaming.)
Impa:(picks up a knocked out Ruto)YOU FORGOT YOUR FISH!!!!!(throws Ruto in the street)
(back in the house.)
(kitchen)
(Ganon and Nabooru walk in)
Ganon:(hugs Link,chokeing him)Link,buddy I thought I'd never see you again!!!(starts crying)
Link:(escapes Ganons arms)What the hell is your problem?
Ganon:(still crying)The Cuccoo Lady is evil!!!She almost killed us!!!
Nabooru:I'm never going back their!!!!!!
Malon:Are you feeling ill today?The Cuccoo Lady is just a.............
Ganon:I know I know!!!A sweet shy farm girl!!!But she just pretends to be nice!!!She's evil!!!EVIL I SAY!!!!!(Shakes Malon while screaming "EVIL" over and over.)
Malons:(hits Ganon in the face to get him to stop and then Ganon rolls around on the floor saying "EVIL" over and over again.)I think we should go in the living room for awhile.
(Everyone besides Ganon and Nabooru go in the living room.)
(living room)
Link:I wonder what they ate for lunch,maybe they got into the rotton eggs from Halloween....
Zelda:You still have those?
Link:The older they are the smellier they are on the trickOtreaters.(laughs insanely really loud.)
Malon:(sweatdrop)Ganon and Nabooru are probley not the only ones that got into the rotton eggs.
Zelda:(sweatdrop)Amen on that.
(Sheik comes in carring a table,he looks like he's going to drop it any second.)
Sheik:(still lifting table):Yes I made...............(trips on a sock and drops the table breaking it in half.)NOOOOOOOOOO!!!!After all the lifting I did the table has to break now!!!
Malon:All the lifting?
Sheik:There was a fish in the road blocking the way,so I had to park a block down.
(The scene flashes to the street outside the house showing Ruto still lieing there knocked out with cars around her honking.)
Sheik:It's the 3rd time I wrecked a table this month.
Malon:3rd?
Sheik:OKAY!!!OKAY!!!I convice.I wrecked your buffet table on accident on your birthday party.I was going to grab a piece of cake,okay I was going to grab the WHOLE cake,and I tripped on some ketchup falling face forward smashing the table in half.
Malon:Oh...................and I blamed it on that man I thought was Britney Spears....................
(The doorbell rings)
Zelda:I'll get it.(answers door)
(Bealive it or not standing there is Mario,Kirby,and Pokegirl.)
Zelda:(a shocked look on face)What are you guys doing here?
Pokegirl:We're here to help plan for your wedding.
(Everyone comes to see what's going on.)
Link:.....................Why?
Pokegirl:We're friends of your family and you have to get to it SOMETIME,so we're here.
Sheik:Oh yeah I forgot about that..........
Link:Hey,how did you know that we're getting married?
Sheik:Who doesn't?Everyone in town knows.
(Link and Zelda give Malon an evil glare.)
Malon:(sweatdrop)(nervous laugh)...........Well..........I'll make us some snacks........(nervous laugh)..........................(runs in the kitchen)
Sheik:HEY!!!What kind of snacks!!!!(runs after Malon)
Pokegirl:Let's get started!!!!!!
Kirby:(to Zelda)HI!!!!!!!!!
Zelda:(with little stars in eyes.)HE'S SO ADORABLE!!!!(squeses his checks)
Pokegirl:I know isn't he!!!!
Kirby:(winks)
Pokegirl and Zelda:(squeal and surround,and adore him somemore.)
Kirby:(thinking)They are lucky I like them,because in real life I would of taken their money already,it's so easy useing my method of cuteness.
(they sit down leaving Mario at the door.)
Mario:HEY!!!What about me?It's a me,Mario!!!Don't you love Mario?(the wind blows and shuts the door in Marios face knocking him down.)Ow..............................
(5:00)
Pokegirl:Okay,first we'll write out the invitations...................................
Link:But,where will it be held?
(a priest comes in all of a sudden.)
Priest:How about at my church?I have nothing to do all day.
Link:Sure.
Priest:Okay...........Let's get planning.......
Zelda:It's such a miracle you came when we needed you.
Priest:Actually,I brought in your fish,she was in the street causeing car wrecks and then I heard you guys talking.
(They look to Ruto who is waveing at them with a wide smile holding a video camera.)
Link:Where did that camera come from?
Ruto:I bought it today!!!
Link:oh................
(all of a sudden everyone in the kitchen comes in the living room even Saria and Impa who's still with Saria for support.)
Priest:(get's out notepad.)Okay Link,who do you want for your best man.
Link:(screaming in the priests ear)SHEIK!!!
Sheik:Awesome!!!
(Link and Sheik try to slap each others hand but they miss and hit each other in the face.Then they look at each other smileing with red hand marks in their face.)
Zelda:(sweatdrop)Okay....................................................... ................
Priest:(sweatdrop)Right..................................................... .........................................................................Zel da,who do you want as your bridesmaids?
Zelda:Malon,Nabooru,and Impa.
Malon and Nabooru:YAY!!!!!( they jump up and Malon accidently jumps on Sheik's foot,witch makes him jump in pain,trips over the wrecked table and falls in the living room table breaking it in half.)
Sheik:OH!!!NOT ANOTHER TABLE!!!!Now I have to buy TWO new tables!!!!
Impa:Zelda,why did you pick me?I'm not the bridesmaid type!!!
Zelda:Well,what did you expect?Look at my other choices.(Impa first looks at a crying Saria slaming her head in the wall,Then,She looks at a hyper Ruto,jumping around excited,slaming into walls getting bruised.)
Impa:Oh,Well I don't like it,but I can't blame you,so I'll try it.
Priest:Okay,That leaves Ganon,Ruto,and Saria.
Ruto:(covered with bruises from jumping around excited.)I'll be the person that video tapes the wedding!!!(An anoeing giggle)
Priest:Well,since you have a new camera I guess it's appropiate.
Ganon:(jumping up and down)I'LL BE THE USHER GUY!!!!!I'LL BE THE USHER GUY!!!!
Priest:I guess we don't have a choise.
Nabooru:I think Ganon got in my coffee supply,Ruto is always hyper active.
Zelda:No,Ganon is hyper alot too.
Nabooru:Oh yeah.
Priest:What about Saria?
Link:She'll be the crying freak who we hide in the back.
Everyone:YEAH!!!
Pokegirl:And what about me?I'm writeing this fic.
Zelda:You'll be a guest.
Pokegirl:(makes a fist)(in a mean tone)Front row or nothing.
Link:Okay,Okay!!!!GEEZ!!!
Pokegirl:Now let's get started on those 9,000 invitations!!!!
Everyone:YEAH!!!!
Everyone but Pokegirl and the priest:WHAT!!!!
Pokegirl:Come on,the hero of time and the princess of destiny getting married,This is BIG news!!!!Almost every N64 character will be there!!!!
Priest:Let's get writeing!!!
Priest and Pokegirl:YEAH
Everyone but Pokegirl and the priest:(groan)
(outside)
Mario:(still on ground)HEY!!!!!!!What am I missing?They won't start without me?Would they?They can't do that,because,IT'S A ME MARIO!!!(lies there smileing for a second.)HEY GUYS LET ME IN!!!!I CAN'T GET UP!!!!!I NEED ASSISTANCE!!!!IT'S A ME MARIO!!!(the wind blows and breaks a branch off a tree hits Mario's head,knocking him out and he just lies there knocked out conviced in his head that he's the favorite and they're going to save him any second.)
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(Everyone wrote invitations deep in the night and then sent them out,Mario just layed there knocked out all night,everyone else went to bed.)
And that's the end of another chapter.Review and tell me how you liked it!!!It did take a couple of days to get it done!!!But make sure to come back when I finish the next chapter,It's Zelda and Link's wedding,and it's the wedding you won't wanna miss!!!Have a nice day!!!LATER!!!^_^ ^_^ ^_^ ^_^ ^_^
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