Days in Sunnyville Ave.,Hyrule

Hello,and welcome back to Days in Sunnyville Ave.,Hyrule.You tuned in for chapter 3 just in time!!!Today is the wedding day!!!Today some rare moments will be seen today that you won't want to miss.So stop reading this stupid introduction paragragh and start reading the story!!!Come on.Why are you still reading this?I didn't think people read this part anyway.Anyways enjoy!!!!! ^_^

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(Everyone is at the church getting ready for the wedding.The girls are helping Zelda and the guys are helping Link.Of course some of them are getting other things ready.^_^)

(9:00)

(Zelda and the girls)

(Zelda is putting her dress on while chatting with her bridesmaids,everyone ignores Ruto,so what's new.)

Zelda:(with little stars in her eyes)Oh Malon,I can't bealive this day has come.

Malon:(with the same stary look in her eyes) I remember talking about this day ever since we were little.

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(Malon and Zelda are in the park swinging they are about 10.)

Malon:Hey Zelda,guess what.My aunt is getting married this weekend.

Zelda:Really?Why?

Malon:I don't know.

Zelda:I'm never getting married,it sounds so dumb.

Malon:Yeah,me too!!!

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(Malon and Zelda hug each other and start crying.)

Malon:How the years have flown by.

Zelda and Malon:(sigh)

Impa:Zelda,now that you are pretty much ready where are our outfits.

Zelda:Oh yes,of course.(takes three matching pink dresses out of a box.)

(Zelda hands each one a dress)

Impa:PINK!!!!I can't wear pink!!!!A dress is bad enough but pink!!!!If I'm seen in pink my image will be ruined!!!!

Zelda:Too bad!!!It's my wedding not yours!!!!So put it on!!!!

Impa:But...but.......

Zelda:(holds up a huge book,thats says 100,000,000 ways to swear in Africa.)

Impa:OKAY!!!!OKAY!!!!I'll try but if......

Zelda:JUST PUT IT ON!!!!(throws book on floor and makes the ground rumble.)

(The bridesmaids put on the dresses,quickfully with fear.)

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(Link and the guys)

(They are already dressed and are talking while watching Ganon practice for his usher job.)

Sheik:(is carring coffee)So Link are you nervous.(hands link cup.)

Link:Nah.(you can see the cup shakeing in his hands.)I'm totally ready.(shakes some more spilling some very hot coffee on Sheik's (cough) pants)

Sheik:AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOT!!!!!!!!!!!!!(runs around in panicky circles)

Ganon:(walks over)Are you okay,And how do you like my brand new,expensive,velvet,whiter than white shoes.(Looks down proudly to feet.)

(Ruto comes around all excited skiping all hyper,camera in one hand and a big cup of grape juice in the other.)

Ruto:( in anoing hyper active voice)HEY EVERYBODY!!!!LIKE MY CAMERA!!!!WANT SOME JUICE?(Jumps up high and the cup slips out of her hand.)

(It slips out of her hands in slow motion like in the movies as Ganon says"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO")

(and still in slow motion you see the cup hit Ganons shoes turning them purple.)

(back in normal speed.)

Ganon:(screams)MY SHOES!!!MY USHER JOB!!!(rolls around the ground screaming like some kind of freak,oh yeah,he is a freak.)

Ruto:(video taping and acting like a reporter)And today is the day of the wedding and tension is already running high as a grape juice accident causes the heartbreak of an usher.(Ganon gives her a dirty look.)(turns to Link)And how is the groom today.

Link:(shakeing spilling more coffee causeing Sheik's pain)I-I-I am F-Fine.

Ganon:(gets up)Maybe it is not so bad,as long as I have my nice white bow tie.(holds it up proudly.)

Ruto:(still talking to Link)I would be VERY nervous,having to walk up in front in 9,000 PEOPLE,image if you would TRIP,how much SHAME it would bring to your family,everyone would LAUGH at you.You wouldn't be able to show your FACE in public.

Link:(is now cowering in a little ball in his chair,his coffee cup is really shakeing.)

Ruto:But you amaze me,you are the hero of time so brave!!!(The camera turns to Link showing him now rolling on the ground with fear,splashing coffee spots on Ganon.)

Ganon:NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!(runs around in little circles.)

Ruto:HA HA HA!!!!Ganon looks like a cow,with coffee stained white suit.HA- (Ganon is steaming mad looking like he's ready to shred Ruto up in little pieces.)...............I think I'd better see how they aredoing on the decorations........(nervous laugh)(runs off)

Ganon:(starts crying in his hands causeing people to stare more than they were already.)

Sheik:.......................um...................Don't let it get to you..............I think you look great........(is trying hard not to laugh)

Ganon:Really?

Sheik:Of course...........um you make all of the ushers before very proud............(this causes Link to start laughing very hard,no longer remembering that he was rolling on ground.)

Ganon:(not noticeing Link)(Looking bold and ready for action.)Your right!!!I'll be the best usher ever!!!!!!!!!USHER POWER!!!!(runs off like he's superman or something.)

Link and Sheik:...................................................................... .........................

Sheik:So............have you pulled your self together.

Link:A-Almost.

Sheik:(worried)I'm worried about Malon..........

Link:Why?

Sheik:Well.........she's been very nervous about being the maid of honer and well,when Malon get's nervous......(lowers voice) she drinks too much and gets very drunk.

Link:Oh,well she'll be fine.

Sheik:Yeah,your right.I hope.............

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(Malon,Ruto,and Saria are getting the reseption room(it's connected to the church) ready)

(Ruto is watching Saria putting up some baloons.)

Ruto:So when is Mido's funeral.

Saria:(on ladder)(lip starts shakeing)

Ruto:Can I video tape it,I'll give Mido his last close up.You know since he's DEAD.I think it's amazeing that he was KILLED BY RACCOONS.He was small enough that the raccoons could really RIP into him.That must of been a nice JUICEY MEAL.He was PERFECT for a raccoon dinner,don't you think?

Saria:..........................(starts crying really loud,so loud she could match an airplane engine)

Ruto:(plugging her ears)I'll take that as a yes............................................................

(Ruto walks over to Malon leaving Saria trying to crush her head in the ladder.)

(Malon is putting some kind drink in paper cups,she has 70 jugs of "Hyrules Strongest Whiskey".)

Ruto:....................................................................... .......Malon........................why are you serveing whiskey,I thought you were getting punch.

Malon:Nah.(burp)I thought everyone would enjoy this.

Ruto:okay.............(starts filming with camera)(in reporter voice again.)Here we are preparing for the reciption,Maid of honor,Malon has choosen "Hyrules Strongest Whiskey" for drinks (cough) Very unique idea...............um.......How are you feeling Malon?

Malon:(just has drunken her16th cup)Very nervous.(drinks another glass.)(burp)

Ruto:You might what to take it easy on the-

Sara:AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH(hits the ground after jumping off the the ladder)

(Ruto and Malon walk over to Saria)

Saria:Am I dead?

Ruto:No.

Malon:(Hiccup)Why did you do that.

Saria:I smashed my head.(points to bleeding spot on head)I thought I'd hurry and finish the job so Mido and I could have a double funeral.

Malon and Ruto:......................................

(Malon and Ruto look at each other and start tieing up Saria with a rope that came out of no where.Then they hang her on the wall.)

Saria:(as Malon and Ruto walk away ignoring her)I will not give up,I WILL join Mido, no matter if I have to poison myself with illegal drugs!!

Malon:(back at drink table)I think (hiccup)That we need to watch her for the next couple days.(Drinks another glass)(burp)

Ruto:Yep.

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(Impa and Zelda)

(Zelda is trying to force Impa out of the room.)

Impa:(Wearing her pink dress with a pink flower in her hair.It looks very disturbing on her.)NOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!I will not be seen in pink!!!!!!I'm a Sheikah I can't wear pink!!!!!

Zelda:Yes they can,I'll prove it.(Opens up window and yells to random Sheikahs.)HEY,YOU!!!!UGLY GUYS THAT LOOK LIKE THEY ARE GOING TO A FUNERAL!!!

Sheikah woman:That's so sweet.

Sheikah man:YES?

Zelda:DO YOU THINK SHEIKAHS CAN WEAR PINK?

Sheikah woman:(starts laugh very hard,she looks like she's in pain.)

Sheikah man:HA!!!YOU'RE KIDDING RIGHT???IF I EVER SEE A SHEIKAH WEARING PINK I WILL POINT AND LAUGH,AND WILL ENCOURAGE OTHERS TO POINT AND LAUGH TOO!!!!

Zelda:..........................................(shuts window)

Impa:What did they say?

Zelda:.......................................um....................They said it would be very stylish...........(nervous laugh)

Impa:I still won't do it!!!

Zelda:Stop worring,nobody will notice.You will blend in with everyone else.*Thinking:Yeah right.*So just go!!!(starts to get book)

Impa:(runs out not wanting to be "Ah Macked" again)

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(church room,where Ganon,Ruto (holding a very tied up Saria who's trying kill herself with the ropes.)

Ruto:We'd better put her somewhere,somewhere where she can't kill herself.

Ganon:I know.(points to alter)

(Ganon and Ruto smile at each other and hang her up on the alter.)

Ganon:There.Perfect.

Saria:( Who is now screaming so high pitched only dogs can hear her.Is banging her head on the alter and is bleeding even more.)

Ganon:They're going to be here any second!!!This is the most exciting day of my life!!!!

Ruto:.......................

Ganon:See?(Shows Ruto a magizine called "Usher's Life" with articles saying."The history of bow ties explained P. 66" "Quiz:Find Out Your Usher Style P.103" "Top 20 Best Usher Smiles P.150" On the cover is a picture of an usher holding a pig with a wedding dress on.)

Ruto:Okay.....................

Ganon:Well,come on!!!!READ IT!!!!

Ruto:Fine......................(Opens magizine and flips though it.Turns to page 8. and sees an artice called "Your Usher horoscope" then turns to page 30. and tries not to laugh when she see's "Usher Looks Of The Month(and How To Get those Curls Right)"Then she turns to page 150. and starts laughing about something on "Top 20 Best Usher Smiles ")(shows Saria and points to Ganon.And for the first time in a long time She starts laughing very hard.)

Ruto and Saria:HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!!!!!!

(Nabboru comes and Ruto shows her the magizine and points to Ganon.)

Nabboru:(with a look of shock and disgust)(looking at Ganon with her mouth open.)

(Ruto is fliming now,looking like a reporter who just found the biggest news ever.)

Nabboru:Ganny.

Ganon:(is shakeing with fear.)

Nabboru:Explain this.(puts hand on Ganon.)(You'd think this is some kind of soap opera.)

Ganon:Remember when we went to London and we saw those witches?

Nabboru:Yes.

Ganon:Well,They let me read their magazines and-and I read one of them when you went shopping.

Nabboru:(gasp)The one with the most handsome wizards article.

Ganon:Yes.

Nabboru:How-how could you.

Ganon:I couldn't help it.

Nabboru:You lied to me!!!

Ganon:I can explain.

Nabboru:(mad with hands on hips.)Explain.

Ganon:Well,The truth is-(Link and Sheik storm in)

Link:Hey guys!!!!Guess what!!!!!!IMPA IS WEARING PINK!!!!

Ganon:(glad to escape)Oh Wow!!!!(runs out of there.)

Nabboru:This is not over!!!!Ruto,Saria,will you help me?

Saria:You bet I'll never turn my back on a friend!!!*thinking:I will always be there to defend.*I'll take any chance to help someone!!!

Ruto:You bet I'll always turn my back on an ugly Gerudo man*thinking:I will never there to defan(defend).*I'll take any chance to humiliate someone!!!

Nabboru:Alright than Ruto,you know what to do!!!Tape record it and we'll show it at the reseption!!!

Ruto:YAY!!!!(Tip-toes off with camera ready.)

Saria:Wait,does that mean he's here!!!!

Nabboru:Yes.Don't tell me you too.

Saria:No,but my sister is!!!

Nabboru:Than when it comes out,everyone we know will point and laugh!!!!(laughs evily)

Saria:...........................................................um......... ................what do I do.

Nabboru:You will find out soon enough.(storms off)

Saria:(evil giggle.)

(No I'm not going to tell you what they are up to(yet).)

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(Everyone is in the reseption room except Ganon,Ruto,Zelda,Link,and Saria.)

(12:30)

Sheik:Well,everything is done!!!We did good.

Nabboru:Yep.

Impa:In one hour everyone should start coming in.

Sheik:And laugh at you,I can't believe it.Impa wearing pink.(Nabboru and Sheik start laughing very hard,Sheik trips over something.)

Sheik:OW!!!Hey,what did I trip on?

Nabboru:(picks up something.)Wow!!!You tripped on this huge jug of "Hyrules Strongest Whiskey".Strange,That wasn't here a second ago.(another rolls by from a near by closet.)

Sheik:(in panic)Oh no!!!(runs over to closet and opens the door,and sure enough sitting there is a very drunk Malon.)Oh my gosh!!!!(drags Malon out)

Malon:(drunk)(giggle)I drank all the happy juice.(giggle)

Sheik:(screams as he sees all 70 jugs are empty.)

Nabboru:I can't believe she drank all of that,just a sip of that can knock me out!!!

Impa:Now what?She's the maid of honer!!!

Sheik:I shouldn't of left her alone.

Malon:Mr.Nail Gun wants to eat tacos come to the cha cha cha with me with the elephant socks,no not on your feet(giggle)you'll have to stuff 60 rolls of paper to do that,you know where up there (giggle) in your sink cabinet.(hiccup)

Nabboru:Oh dear........................................................................ ....................

Malon:(looks at Impa)OH MY GOSH!!!!IT'S BILL CLINTON!!!

Impa:I beg your pardon!!!

Malon:(to Impa)Will you sign my forehead.

Impa:No.

Malon:(mean)(screaming)YES YOU WILL!!!!!(hands Impa black marker that came out of no where.)(moves hair away from forehead)WRITE!!!!

Impa:(stands there with mouth open.)

Malon:NOW!!!!!!

(Impa writes an X on Malons forehead.)

Malon:WOOOOOOOO!!!!THANK YOU!!!!(draws a couple of random lines on Impa's face)

Impa:What did she do?

Nabboru:Nothing............................................................. ............

(Malon runs of with her marker.)

Sheik:Now someone has to catch her.

(Everyone gives Sheik that look.)

Sheik:I'll do it....................(walks off.)

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(mysterous room)

(You see Ruto hideing in the back video tapeing with a big smirk on her face.)

(The room is not well lighted so you can't make out any faces.)

Ganon:This is so neat!!!I can't believe I finally get to meet you.WOW!!!!

Mysterious Male Voice(with a british accent.):Please Jim,hurry up.This old man is weird.

Ganon:I'm not old!!!!!

MMV:To me you are.

Ganon:But you think I'm hip,huh,dude.

MMV:..............................American's are strange.

Ganon:WOW!!!!!Neat hat!!!!Can I try it on?(get's closer to him.)

MMV:Don't touch me!!!You'll mess up my hair,I'm doing a book signing at the A.W.F.C.

Ganon:The what?

MMV:American Witches Fan Club,you idiot.

Ganon:Where are you from again?You sound French.

MMV:FRENCH!!!!!!!ARE YOU NUTS!!!!!!!

Ganon:Where are you from?

MMV:England.

Ganon:(hyper voice)REALLY?!?!NEATO!!!!

MMV:(jumps up as Ganon screams.)Why are we doing this again Jim?

Jim:So the ladies would think your sweet because your helping an ugly old man to fame.

MMV:Oh................................

Ganon:I'm not ugly or old.

MMV:Yes,yes,yes.Let's just get this over with.

Ganon:Say do you use those pink little tea cups with elephants on them,I collect them.

MMV:(you can tell he's disgusted)NO!!!!(lowers voice)Are you gay?

Ganon:No.

MMV:Yeah right.

Jim:Okay ready.

MMV:About time,I need to shower soon,he shook hands with me.(shivers)

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(Hallway)

(Sheik is chaseing after Malon,who is running around trying to write dirty words on the walls but is too drunk .)

Sheik:Malon come back!!!!!!

Malon:(Giggle)I know who you are!!!!!You are Martha Stewart.(hiccup)Sign my back.

Sheik:...................................................................... ............................

Malon:Make me a bird bath so I can do naughty things in it.(giggle)

Sheik:(mouth is hanging open in fear.)

Malon:You know(giggle)hide peoples shoes in it.

Sheik:...................................................................... ...........................

Malon:They will be like,(hiccup)where are my shoes.(giggle)And the dinosaurs will eat them with ketchup on top,not mustard,that makes dinosaurs go (very loud that makes Sheik jump)BOOM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!( tries to runs off again but trips )

(Sheik grabs Malon before she can get up.)

Malon:(giggle)I like rides.One time I rode a big apple and we went flying in the sky and then the world ended.(giggle)

Sheik:(sigh)(walks away with Malon)

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(resiption room.)

Impa:Hey Nabooru,Where are Ruto and Ganon.

Nabooru:(evil look in her eyes.)I think they are off looking for more drinks.(evil giggle)

Impa:.............Oh.

(Link comes in.)

Link:Wow!!!!You guys did a great job!!!!This room looks great!!!!

Nabooru:Thanks.

Link:Guess what!!!!

Impa:What?

Link:You wouldn't believe who I just saw in the coffee lounge!!!!!!

Nabooru:(trying to act suprized)Who.

Link:Well,you probley won't believe me but I saw-(Malon runs yelling something about how purple ducks get no rights and how Martha Stewart is cheap.)

Impa:....................................................................... .........................

Link:Okay.

Malon:(looks at Link.)Can I lick your pants?

Link:(backs away in fear.)

Sheik:She's drunk.(restrains Malon.)

(Ganon comes in,shortly followed by Ruto.)

(note that Ruto is grinning evily.)

Impa:Where are the drinks?

Ganon:What drinks?

(Mario comes in coming from no where carring an already opened bottle of "Hyrules Strongest Whiskey")

Mario:IT'S A ME!!!!MARIO!!!!

Impa:Did you drink that.

Mario:No.

Nabooru:Well,it was already opened,so who did?

Mario:I defienitly did not drink that,just a sip of that can knock me out.

Impa:(looks like she's remembering something.)Oh I guess your right.But who did?

Mario:I don't know.Some British guy.He was worried about messing up his hair,and there wasn't any wind.He was muttering something about American women and how he hasn't had any lunch.

Link:Oh,That's the guy who I saw.

Sheik:How did he drink the whiskey?

Mario:(blushes)He saw me peeing in the bushes and was about call some people called the"Ministry of Magic" Then I tried to get him drunk but I forgot to zip up fly so when I aproached him he hit and ran to his Limo.I wonder why he hit me,I would of came sooner but he knocked me out with his punch.Man that hotty can really hit.

(Link starts pucking a plant that was not there a second ago.)

Mario:Oops.

Impa:Okay................................................................... ............................

Sheik:Yuck,Mario!!!!Are you-

Mario:BOTH!!!!I can't help it he was so hot!!!!!!

Sheik:That idiot,he would throw a fit of one hair was out of place?He's ugly.

Mario:That's because you like women.

Nabooru:SHUT UP!!!!TOO MUCH INFO AT ONCE!!!!!I AM GOING PUCK!!!!!

Impa:Why where you going to the bathroom in the bushes?

Mario:Why is the "Great Impa" wearing pink?

Ruto:I think both of those questions should be answered.

Mario:I.......um......(lowers voice)Wanted to show the British hottie my stuff.

Everyone but Mario:(Screams in fear and disgust.)

(Nabooru joins Link in filling the plant up with their lunch donuts.)

Ganon:The British guy is straight.

Mario:How do you know?

(Ganon suddenly gets quiet and covers up a bruise on his right eye.)

Mario:What a minute,Ganon!!!!

Ganon:NO!!!!!I'm straight he just thought I was gay!!!!

Link:(still pucking in mysterous plant)Please lets talk about something else.

Nabboru:Ganny I think that-(priest comes in)

Priest:It's time to get in your positions.LINK!!!!!!What are doinging?

Link:Pucking in this plant.

Priest:What plant?

(Everyone notices that the plant is gone.)

Link:Where did it go?

Impa:It was here a second ago.

Nabooru:This must be the doing of the Cuccoo Lady.(As soon as she says that the power goes of and everything turns pitch black,then it starts down pouring and you can hear loud thunder in the distance.)

Ganon:IT'S THE CUCCOO LADY!!!!!!!!

Nabooru and Ganon:AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!

Impa:Oh give me a break and leave that sweet woman alone.

Link:Yeah she's really nice.

(You hear cuccoo's in the distance.)

Ganon:(shreiks)

(You see the Cuccoo Lady's outline in the lighting.)

Ganon:EVIL!!!!!!!!!!

(Then all of a sudden everything gets back to normal and the Cuccoo Lady comes in red dress with flowers on it.)

Impa:Oh hello.Some down pour we just had,huh.

Cuccoo Lady:(giggle)Yeah,Strange weather seems to follow me around.(Only Nabboru and Ganon notice the red gleam in her eyes.)

Impa:(laughs)

(Cuccoo Lady aproaches Ganon.)

Ganon:GET AWAY FROM ME YOU EVIL DEMON!!!!!

Impa:GANON!!!!!

Cuccoo Lady:(Acting all kind and sweet.)It's okay,all people make mistakes,we must find it in our hearts to forgive them.

Nabboru:(whimper)

Cuccoo Lady:Link,I have a surprize for you.

Link:Really!!!

Cuccoo Lady:Yep.(snaps fingers)

(The Cuccoos come in all dressed in little suits and hats in their straight lines.)

Everyone except Impa and Ganon:Thats so cute.

Ganon:AHHHHH CUCCOOS FROM HELL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Impa:GANON!!!!!

Priest:We really should get started,oh and Ganon show the Cuccoo Lady to her seat.

(Everyone exits leaveing Ganon and the Cuccoo Lady alone.)

Ganon:(whimper)

Cuccoo Lady:(in evil voice)Well,aren't you going to show me to my seat.(eyes glow red)

Ganon:Ye-yes of course.

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(1:30)

(It's almost time,Ganon is showing people to their seats trying to act classy but keeps tripping over peoples feet.)

(In the front row on Zelda's (right) side sitting there left from right are Pokegirl looking bored and keeps checking labtop for email,Cuccoo Lady looking evil and keeps writeing evil plots in notebook,Kirby looking cute and keeps stealing people's wallets while they squeeze his cheeks,Peach looking excited and keeps checking for the bride even though everyone has explained to her 5 times that it will be at least 15 more minutes intill the wedding even starts, jornalist looking mysterous that has face covered and keeps anoing everyone,mysterous gap looking empty except for an old piece of gum and keeps collecting dust.)

(In front row Links side sitting there right from left are Ruto looking through her camera irritateing everyone and keeps makeing everyone scream and cry,Bowser looking touched and keeps dabbing his eyes with his little pink hanky saying he always crys at weddings,Donkey Kong looking hyper and keeps banging his fists makeing the ground move and demands more sugar bannanas,Mario looking gay and keeps giggleing while writeing in his diary with his purple feather pen.)

(talk in the front row)

Ruto:I'm gonna get a real good shot from here,and later I can humiliate people,(evil giggle).

Bowser:(crying into his hanky) Oh they grow but so fast (sniffle) I remember when little Zel Zel was just a little tike (sniffle) always hitting people stealing their gum,and now look at her so grown up,(sniffle) and little Linky always getting thrown into the river being carried away by the currant almost drowing everytime (sniffle)and now he's doing well with his fear of water,he's brave enough to wash his hands,but don't get him near a river (chuckle).

Ruto:(wasn't paying attention intill Bowser mentioned Link's fear.)LINKS AFRAID OF THE WATER!!!!!

Bowser:Yep,if you ever mention swiming lessons to him he starts screaming his head off.(chuckle)

Ruto:(gets out pen and paper)Do you have anymore dirt?

Bowser:Oh yes of course.(Starts dishing out a lifes worth of humiliateing memorys as Ruto writes them down grinning evily.)

(Mario walks over to Pokegirl)

Mario:So hows it going.

Pokegirl:(sigh)Oh fine.^Her labtop says:You still have no mail stop asking no matter how many times you ask you still have no mail.^Oh shut up!!!!Your my computer and I can do whatever I want with you,so there.^labtop:Asshole.^That's it.(starts pushing off button)^labtop:NO I'm sorry!!!!!^Oh okay then.

Mario:Does it always to that?

Pokegirl:Ye-^labtop:Asshole.^SHUT UP YOU STUPID COMPUTER YOUR NOT EVEN ALIVE!!!!!!(looks around to see everyone staring)^labtop:Whatever.(turns it self off)^I'm going to the computer store tomarrow.

Mario:...................................................................... .....................................

Pokegirl:So what are you doing.

Mario:Just streching my legs.

Pokegirl:We just sat down.

Mario:Well,I'm looking for someone to read my poems to.

Pokegirl:So.

Mario:(starts reading)Pink flowers in purple waves of love swooning in the hearts of up above I smell all the roses in loves sweet garden picking the yellow mellow da-(is intteruped)

Pokegirl:LOOK WHAT KIRBY'S DOING!!!!!

(You see Kirby tap dancing in his little black tux.)

Pokeing:He's going to perform at the resiption too!!!!!!

Everyone except Mario:Aawwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

(Now you notice that Kirby's pockets are really full and you notice a diamond necklace hanging out of one of them.)

(Kirby giggles and sits back down)

Pokegirl:I love it when he does that don't you?

Mario:(Walks away mumbling in rage.)

(entrance)

(Ganon is waiting there to greet people)

(Sheik and Link run up to Ganon in panic.)

Sheik:Ganon have you seen Malon?

Ganon:Oh yeah sure.(points outside to Malon running around in the street.)

Sheik:MALON!!!!!(runs out and gets her.)

Malon:(giggle)I was in space,stars are big.(giggle)

Sheik:What are we going to do.

Link:I don't know.

Ganon:You could just pretend nothing's wrong,I do it all the time.(You hear a car alarm in the distance and crashing sounds.)(nervous laugh)

Link:Good idea!!!!!!

Sheik:Are you nuts?!?!

Link:Well,what else would you suggest?

Sheik:...................................................................... ...............

Link:See.Nothing can go wrong.

Sheik:Fine.................................

Link:Now let's go!!!!!!!!(Ganon trips over Link's feet but nobody notices.)

Sheik:Wow,aren't you nervous?

Link:About what?

Sheik:The wedding.

Link:OH MY GOSH I FORGOT ALL ABOUT THAT!!!!!I'm doomed...................(starts trembleing again.)

(They start to go to the alter.)

Someone:INCOMEING!!!!!!!

(Link and Sheik duck.)

(BOOM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!)

Link:(on floor)What was that.

Sheik:I have no idea.

(Everyone notices a christmas tree is in the corner of the room.)

(Sheik picks up a broken christmas decoration.)

Sheik:This is what hit us.

(Nabbooru and Ganon come running.)

Nabbooru:Are you okay?

Ganon:This is the doing of the Cuccoo Lady.(You hear thunder in the distance.)

Link:No way.She's just a sweet farm girl.

Ganon:No she isn't look at the shape of the decorations.

(The decorations are the shape of Cuccoos with the number 666 on them.)

Link:Spooky,but you have no evidence.

Sheik:Yeah.

Nabbooru:(irritated sigh)

Ganon:We'll show you sometime.

Link:Whatever.(They keep walking.)

Saria:Hello.

(The christmas tree vanishes into thin air and in the place of it is a Black Cuccoo.)

Ganon:(Shreiks)

Black Cuccoo:(runs to Cuccoo Lady.)

(Only Ganon and Nabbooru hear the Cuccoo Lady say:Yes my plan shall succeed.I will plant the curse on the house of Link and the other idiots.Whenever my Black Cuccoo lays a black egg a death shall follow,when it lays a white egg someone will go to the hospital,When it lays a green egg someone will accidently get pregnant,when it lays a yellow egg someone will find love but it will not be true,a red someone will be humiliated,a blue bad luck on a trip,rainbow will be paying a visit to my green house of horror,a baby blue they will fall in the water,orange a misrable time,a mauve they will pay a visit to my garden shop of terror,peach a night of horror,and orange with red spots bad luck on a holiday.HA HA HA.On the egg the persons face will be on it who will recieve the misfortane.Nobody can stop me because this Cuccoo is immortal,and out of the eggs of misfortane will be more Cuccoos.HA HA HA.And over time I'll invent more eggs.)

(Ganon and Nabbooru walk over to the Cuccoo Lady and glare.)

Nabbooru:Why are we the only ones that just heard your evil plot.

Cuccoo Lady:(eyes glow red)Because my danceing Cuccoos put them in a trance.

(They look around and see that she's right.)

Ganon:YOU CAN'T DO THIS!!!!!!

Nabbooru:WE WON'T LET YOU!!!!!!!!!

Cuccoo Lady:There's nothing you can do.I'm giving this Black Cuccoo to Link and Zelda as a "wedding present",and then the misfortanes will begin.(puts red ribbion around Cuccoos neck)HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA(gasp

)HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!(Eyes glow red as she snaps her fingers and puts everyone out of their trance.)

(everything goes back to normal.)

Ganon:We're doomed.

Nabbooru:We're going to have to keep an eye on that Cuccoo.(They walk away)

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(The Wedding begins.)

Link:I'm so nervous.

Sheik:Just chill.

(The priest walks up to the alter.)

Priest:(notices Saria and gives Link a weird look.)

(Music starts to play.)

(The bridesmaids walk up,Nabbooru is the only one that looks like a bridesmaid.Malon is haveing trouble walking and when everyone see's Impa they break out into laughter and Ruto zooms in for a close up.)

(Then Zelda comes.)

Bowser:She's so beautiful.(sobs)

(Link is speachless.)

D.K.:SUGAR BANANNAS NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Pokegirl:Shut up Donkey Kong.^labtop:Speak for yourself............^Shut up labtop.^labtop:..........bitch^THAT'S IT!!!!!!!!(Throws labtop in the wall smashing it into millions of pieces,but nobody notices because of the big moment.)

Peach:OH MY GOSH THIS IS SO EXCITING!!!!!!(starts bounceing up and down in her seat.)

(Cuccoo Lady Reaches over Kirby and yanks out some of Peach's hair.)

(Peach just keeps bounceing in excitement.)

Malon:Purple shoe.(starts eating Impa's dress)

Impa:STOP THAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!(now Impa looks like somekind of slut because Malon ate alot of her dress.)

Malon:Needs Mayo(burp)AND TOE CHEESE!!!!!!!!!!!!(giggle)

Sheik and Link:(staring at Malon in shock)

(Zelda finally makes it up to the alter.)

Saria:Nice dress.

Zelda:Thanks.

Priest:We are gathered hear today to join Link..................There'a a smudge over the last name and Zelda......................."Da Mighty Chick of Power".............................................

Zelda:(giggle)

Priest:............in holy-

Malon:BLAH BLAH!!!!!!!!!BORING.Go to the underpants part!!!!!!!(runs up to Link and licks his pants.)

Zelda:!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Link:She's drunk.

Zelda:Oh dear.....................

(Malon runs up and eats the priest's book thing.)

Priest:Oh no.........................................Well I guess we have to skip to the I do's.

Malon:Purple hat,WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE(runs around in circles intill she runs into the wall and falls backwards knocked out.)

(crickets)

Priest:Okay.............Zelda do you take........

Zelda:I DO!!!!!!!!!!

Priest:Alrighty then........................................Link do you take......

Link:I-I D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D

Priest:(cough)

Link:Do.

Priest:If anyone objects to this marriage speak now or forever hold your peace.

Mario:(runs in)NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!

Priest:You object to this marriage?

Mario:No,I'm happy for Link and Zelda.I just always wanted to do that!!!!!(giggle)Congrats!!!!!!(runs off giggleing)

(There's now a shocked silence except for Bowsers continous sobbing and some crickets.)

Priest:................I now pronouce you man and wife.

(The insane Wedding music plays and everyone claps except for Bowser who waves his soaked hanky in the air still sobbing)

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(resiption)

(Everyone is enjoying themselves intill Nabbooru shows annouces a presentation.)

Nabbooru:Pops in tape.

Everyone:(starts laughing at Ganon)

(You can only see the look of horror on Ganons face.)

TO BE CONTINUED

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You'll have to guess what's up,so go ahead and review.I'll have the next chapter up as soon as I can.^_^ Later!!!!!!!!!