Days in Sunnyville
Ave. Hyrule
Welcome back to Days in Sunnyville Ave. Hyrule.Today we will see the Black Cuccoo's first batch of eggs.So here you go,chapter 4!!!!!!!!!^_^
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(10:00)
(It's a brand new day and everyone is in a good mood,except for Ganon who has locked himself in his room watching soap operas after last nights humiliation.Nabbooru has failed to destroy the Black Cuccoo and after many tries has given up,Sheik is up watching T.V. more like he's sucked in to the TV, with this mornings show of "Learning and Singing with Fluffy Bunny",Malon is wondering why she felt so sick when she woke up she's feeling better and now is doing some mysterous work in the backyard,Link and Zelda are getting ready for their trip to Africa,Saria is doing some more planning for Mido's funeral with Impa in the kitchen,Ruto is walking around the house anoing everyone,and the Black Cuccoo is getting ready for some egg laying.)
(Okay,okay,you wanna know what happend yesterday?Okay,flashback.)
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(Nabbooru puts the the tape.)
(She's trying to get it to start.)
(In the background you see Kirby tap danceing for the girl that guards the money box.She squeals and faints.Kirby gets a screwdriver and opens the money box,grabs the cash and stuffs in down his now compleatly full tuxedo.)
Nabbooru:TAPE STARTED!!!!!!!
Ganon:(look of panic on his face)
(The tape starts and you see standing next to Ganon and Jim
Supence
I love makeing people scream.
^_^
Gilderoy Lockhart!!!!!!!!!!!!!!(If you haven't guessed already.)
Tape:
Ganon:Wow!!!!!!I'm your biggest fan!!!!!Give me your autograph.
GL:(signs a piece of duck tape and puts it over Ganon's mouth.)
Ganon:(You can't hear what he's saying but it sounds like he's yelling "NEATO!!!!")
GL:JIM ARE YOU ALMOST FINISHED!!!!!!!
Jim:Almost just need the close-ups for "Usher's Life".
(Jim snaps some pictures.)
Jim:Okay done.
GL:Oh thank god.(starts running but slows down remembering he hasn't put on hair spray this morning.)(Walks outside)
(sounds from outside.)
GL:(shreik of disgust)
Mario:Oh whoops.
GL:OH MY-
Mario:Be quiet.....Hey want some whiskey.
(SMACK)
Mario:ow(falling sound)
GL:Hurry Bob,I'll be late!!!!!!!!!!I need to pick up hair spray on the way there!!!!!!
(driveing sounds)
Jim:HEY!!!!!WAIT FOR ME!!!!!!!!
(end of tape)
(crickets)
(Then everyone starts laughing at Ganon.)
Zelda:I can't bealive it!!!!!!!Someone like you.....a fan of him!!!!!!!!!
Ganon:(humiliated)I've wanted to meet him ever since I was a boy.
Zelda:You mean the other way around.Your at least,goddesses only know, years older then him.
Ganon:I forgot.
Pokegirl:What does Kirby think?
Kirby:(counting money in the corner.)(hides money)(points finger at Ganon)HA HA!!!!!(wink)
Everyone except Ganon:Aawwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww!!!!
Kirby:(goes back to counting money)
(Everyone starts laughing at Ganon.)
(People walk away grumbling "This isn't Harry Potter"and "Get a life Pokegirl.")
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(living room)
(Zelda and Link are there talking while Sheik is counting with "Fluffy Bunny")
(Ruto comes in)
Ruto:(in suit with skirt,carring briefcase.)Well guys I'm off to work.
Link:Since when do you have a job?
Ruto:I've had it for awhile but nobody would listein when I tried to tell them.
Zelda:Where do you work?
Ruto:Hyrule Airport.
Nabbooru:EVERYONE COME QUICK THE BLACK CUCCOO JUST LAYED SOME EGGS!!!!!!!!!
(Everyone runs to the kitchen.)
(kitchen)
Ganon:Oh no!!!!!!The misfortanes will start!!!!!!
Nabbooru:(whimper)
Link:What are you talking about?
Ruto:LOOK!!!!!The first two!!!!!!!
(Two Blue eggs with Link and Zelda's face printed on them)
Link:COOL!!!!!
Nabbooru:Not cool!!!!!!!!
Ganon:Blue eggs mean bad luck on a trip!!!!!!
Zelda:What do you mean???(checks watch)Oh Link,we'd better get going.We don't want to miss our plane!!!!!!
Link:(picks up suitcases)Don't forget to bring "100,000,000 Ways To Survive Africa".
Zelda:Of course.(Acidently grabs "100,000,000 Ways To Swear in Africa" instead.)
(They run out the door.)
Nabbooru:They're doomed.
Ganon:HEY GUYS YOU HAVE THE WRONG-(They already drove away.)..........book.
Ruto:Another one!!!!!!!
(A Yellow egg with Ruto's face printed on it.)
Ruto:YAY ONE FOR ME!!!!!!!!
Ganon:That means you will find love but it will not be true!!!!!
Ruto:Your weird!!!!!!............Well I better get to work!!!!!!Bye guys!!!!!!(walks out the door.)
Malon:There's more!!!!!!
Nabbooru:Oh no.
(Two mauve eggs with Ganon and Sheik's face on them.)
Ganon:(Gasp)
(And two more rainbow eggs with Malon and Nabbooru's face on them.)
Nabbooru:OH NO!!!!!That means Malon and I will pay a visit to Cuccoo Lady's Green house of horror.
Ganon:And that means Sheik and I will pay a visit to Cuccoo Lady's Garden shop of horror!!!!!!
Sheik:YAY!!!!!!I get a rainbow one!!!!!!!!!
Malon:Mauve is prettier!!!!!!
Ganon:Don't you get it!!!!!!!!!
Malon:Oh,speaking of gardens today is May Day.(This story runs under a different time line.)
Nabbooru:What does that have to do with anything?
Malon:I always start my garden on May Day.I already prepared the soil and now we're going to the garden shop!!!!!!!
Ganon:Thats what the eggs ment.........(moan)
Malon:This year we're going to try a new Garden Shop,that happends to be owned by our good friend the Cuccoo Lady.(Thunder)
Ganon and Nabbooru:(Scream of Terror)
Malon:I'm glad they're so excited!!!!!Let's go!!!!! ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- -------------------
(The garden shop.)
(Everyone steps out of the car and walks through the parking lot (That happends to have Cuccoo Feed all over it)to the frount of the building.It's called "Cuccoo Garden Supply"There is a picture of a Black Cuccoo holding a spade that stabs the ground (almost violently)on the sign.)
Malon:Okay,Ganon,Sheik,you go inside and pick up these few things for me.(hands Sheik a very long list numbered from 1 to 160.)and Nabooru come to the green house with me and pick out the seeds and plants.(grabs cart)Good Luck.
Nabbooru:(whimper)
(Nabbooru and Malon walk inside the green house.)
Ganon:(whimper)
Sheik:I know,I hate shopping too.
Ganon:(sigh)Let's go.
(As Ganon and Sheik walk closer to the door the sky turns gray with pitch black clouds.)
Ganon:Oh dear..........We're doomed.
Sheik:Whatever.
(They step inside.)
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(11:00)
(Ganon and Sheik in Garden shop.)
(It's poorly lighted and looks deserted except for a couple of Cuccoos in a pen and a cashier asleep on the floor.)
Cashier:(Snore)
Ganon:(Shreik)
Sheik:Freaky!!!!!!
Ganon:I told you she was evil.
Sheik:Starting to make sence but I need more evidence.
(Door shuts behind them by itself.)
Sheik:(gasp)
Ganon:(nervous)Um,let's get going!!!
Sheik:(nervous)Yeah(Steps over cashier and gets a shopping cart.)
Ganon:What's first on the list.
Sheik:Boards and nails.
Ganon:That would be aisle 4(points to sign)The "Wood Working" section.
(They walk there passing some lose Cuccoos and some mold thats starting to grow eyes.)
Sheik:(whimper)
Mold:(strange sound)(Spits out some spiders on Ganon and some slime on Sheik.)
Ganon:AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH ITCHY!!!!!!
Sheik:AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!
(They run into aisle 3 the "Water Gardening" section.and they jump into a giant moldy pond.)
Sheik:That was horrible!!!!!!!
Ganon:This is too!!!!!!!!!!!
(Sheik turns around to see some strange girl behind him,she looks evil and has red hair.Her eyes glow redder then her hair.)
Sheik:(scream)..................She'd be cute if she wasn't evil.
Girl:Who dares intrude my pond of no return.
Sheik and Ganon:(whimper)
Girl:I am the guard of the portal to the ocean of no return.HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!!!!!!You will pay!!!!!!!(Eyes glow black and the statues of squids turn into real squids and they grab Ganon and Sheik and throw them in the air.)
(They land in aisle 4.)
Sheik:Well at least we got there.....................
Ganon:Well I'm not going back to those aisles.
Sheik:(Grabs some wood and nails and puts them in the cart.)
Ganon:What's number 2.
Sheik:Cuccoo feed.
Ganon:That's aisle 5 "Cuccoo Care"
(They walk to aisle 5 with panic.)
(Another lose Cuccoo.)
(Ganon throws 3 bags of Cuccoo feed in the cart.)
(They start to leave the aisle but Ganon trips over the Cuccoo.)
Cuccoo:(Let's out it's war cry.)
(About 20 Cuccoo's come.)
Ganon:(sarcastic)Oh I'm so afraid.Give me a break,I'm Ganon (In big bold voice.)THE MIGHTY!!!!!!
(The Cuccoos make sounds like they're laughing at him.)
Sheik:THAT'S IT YOU STUPID BIRDS,I'M GONNA HAVE YOU FOR LUNCH!!!!!!
(The Cuccoo's start chase and attacking Ganon and Sheik.Sheik is hanging from a ceiling fan screaming like a little 4 year old girl,and Ganon is running around in circles yelling "CALL THE MARINES!!!!!!!!CALL THE MARINES!!!!!!!")
Ganon:CALL THE MARINES!!!!!!!!!(runs into a wall and knocks himself out.)
Sheik:(crying)MOMMY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!(There is to much weight on the ceiling fan and it comes crashing down.)
(SMASH)
Sheik:ow.
(Most of the Cuccoos have been crushed and the others have ran away.)
Sheik:(in an "I told you so" voice)SEE!!!!!!NOBODY CAN DEFEAT ME!!!!!!!I FEAR NOTHING!!!!!!
(a big chunk of the ceiling falls out and almost smashes Sheik.)
Sheik:(starts running off )AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!I WANT MY MOMMY!!!!!!!!!!!
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(green house Nabooru and Malon)
(12:00)
(Nabooru seems really nervous and is pushing the cart around a large jelly jar filled with mold.)
(Malon throws a tomato plant (that seems to be growing an arm.) casually into the cart.)
Tomato Plant:(burps and some mysterous flem falls in Nabooru's hair)
Nabooru:THAT'S IT!!!!MALON LET'S GO SOMEWHERE ELSE!YOU ARE GOING TO HAVE A GARDEN WITH MUTANTS!
(But Malon is gone and is no where to be seen.)
Nabooru:(hair has turned pink from the flem)NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!(Camera zooms out).
Nabooru:(sobs into her pink hair.)
Tomato Plant:(hands her a tissue) ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- ------------------- (Sheik and Ganon in the garden shop)
(12:15)
(They are walking slowly and carefuly around in a big circle saying nothing.)
Ganon:(starts singing church songs)
Sheik:(tear)(looks up to the ceiling)Save us now Din............................
(All of a sudden the floor caves in and Sheik and Ganon fall through.)
(BAAAAAAM!!!!CRASH!!!!CLANK!!!!)
Sheik:My beautiful buttocks.............why..................................
Ganon:(has gone mad (or madder) from the situation and is singing "I love little pink cloths with tea cups and fluffy bat dogs......")
Sheik:Where are we.......................(looks around and sees that they are in a dreay tunnel that leads to a supious door.)
Ganon:(is sitting down looking up.)(in a dreamy voice)I see the big fairy lights,they have come of lemonade,let me come,let me fly to the tulip fields of life..............I need wooden soup spoons.....heh heh..........mellow winkle...............................(stands up and tries to walk into the wall)
Sheik:Stop that!
Ganon:(while still trying to walk through the wall)heh heh..........You ain't no bobbo........(falls asleep against the wall)
Sheik:Okay.............(walks through the door that leads into a room that's empty except for a table with a plate of cheese)
Sheik:(sees the cheese and panics)(runs to it in slow motion yelling "NOOOOO" like in the movies)(he stops and falls to the floor sobbing.)
Cheese:..................................................
Sheik:(is up on his knees)(screams)(the camrea zooms out)
(DUH DUH DUH)
(Everything goes black.) ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- ------------------- (Later)
Malon:Sheik,Sheik honey,speak to me.
(Sheik opens his eyes to see Malon holding him.)
Sheik:Is...................................is it,gone?
Malon:(looks in his eyes with love) Yes.(points to a cheese shaped hole in the wall)
Sheik:You saved my life.My love,how did you do it.
Malon:I was shopping with Nabooru and all of a sudden my heart longed you,so I quickly ran inside the store so fast I fell into a big hole.Then,I saw Ganon,he looked really out of it I asked where you were and he said the fairies took you.Finally,I found you and THE CHEESE.I destroyed it and waited untill you woke up.
Sheik:(looks into Malon's eyes)Malon darling-
Ganon:(barges in)(hyperactive)HELLO!(He seems back to normal except for a wooden spoon tied around his neck.)
Malon:Let's go,Nabooru and I finished the shopping come on lets go.
(They walk up to (magicly getting out of the hole which disapreas as they leave it) to the shop.)
Ganon and Sheik:(they gasp when they see how normal it looks.)
Ganon:Where did all the monster's go.
Malon:What are you talking about?The Cuccoo Lady(thunder) has the finest garden shop in all of Hyrule.
Cuccoo Lady:Why thank you,I try so hard to make a living,I take what is good and make it better,customer service is my number one priority.
Malon:Well your doing a good job.(grins)Bye now.
Cuccoo Lady:Bye now.(Only Sheik and Ganon see her eyes grow red.)
Ganon and Sheik:(whimper)
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(2:00)
(Nabooru is waiting by the car with the stuff already packed up)
Ganon:What did you to your hair?
Nabooru:Don't say anything just get in the car.
(They get in the car.)
Malon:That was nice,let's go back sometime.
Sheik,Nabooru,and Ganon:(gasp)
Tomato Plant:(laughs mockingly from the trunk)
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(Link looks like he was afraid to say no to the seterdesses and drank alot of coffee,and Zelda looks tired,worn and anoied by Links rambleing of "If the toilet flushes the right way there" and "Do you think they have potatoe chips?")
Link:and Ganon said that you greet them by saying..................ZELDA I FORGOT!!!!!I think I'm getting airplane forgetting syndrome.
Zelda:(with one of those cheap airplane pillows over her head):There is no such thing you numbskull,try airplane insanity syndrome.(put's on head set)
Link:(eyes widen)(stands up)Oh my gosh!!!!!Is there a doctor on board.I'm having a baby now.(get's dirty looks)What?I'm bored..........(gasp)Maybe I do have airplane insanity syndrome!!!(panics and runs around falling into seats and people)
Zelda:Link!!!!Come back you idiot!!!!(talking to self)I outta sue this airline for letting him drink all that coffee.
Ruto:(pops up from nowhere)HELLO!!!
(Zelda jumps)
Zelda:What are you doing here?
Ruto:Remember?I work for Hyrule Airport remember.
Zelda:(Otio Ai's under her breath)
Ruto:(zooms in with her camera)
Zelda:Why do you take that thing with you everywhere.
Ruto:Because you never know if something eventful will happen.
Zelda:(sits back down)Oh,bologna!
(A mans hair suddenly shoots up in flames,then the pilot rides by on a zebra.)
Ruto:It's not.
Zelda:Whatever,just find Link.
Ruto:Can do.(salutes)(runs off slamming into the wall a couple times)
Zelda:(moans)
(You can hear the pilot and the copilot singing drunkenly in the cockpit.)
Zelda:(Is so anoied she knocks herself out with the airplanes "special meal".)
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It was really short but I wanted to get it up.I hope you enjoyed and I'll have the next up soon.^_^ Review Please.^_^
Welcome back to Days in Sunnyville Ave. Hyrule.Today we will see the Black Cuccoo's first batch of eggs.So here you go,chapter 4!!!!!!!!!^_^
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(10:00)
(It's a brand new day and everyone is in a good mood,except for Ganon who has locked himself in his room watching soap operas after last nights humiliation.Nabbooru has failed to destroy the Black Cuccoo and after many tries has given up,Sheik is up watching T.V. more like he's sucked in to the TV, with this mornings show of "Learning and Singing with Fluffy Bunny",Malon is wondering why she felt so sick when she woke up she's feeling better and now is doing some mysterous work in the backyard,Link and Zelda are getting ready for their trip to Africa,Saria is doing some more planning for Mido's funeral with Impa in the kitchen,Ruto is walking around the house anoing everyone,and the Black Cuccoo is getting ready for some egg laying.)
(Okay,okay,you wanna know what happend yesterday?Okay,flashback.)
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(Nabbooru puts the the tape.)
(She's trying to get it to start.)
(In the background you see Kirby tap danceing for the girl that guards the money box.She squeals and faints.Kirby gets a screwdriver and opens the money box,grabs the cash and stuffs in down his now compleatly full tuxedo.)
Nabbooru:TAPE STARTED!!!!!!!
Ganon:(look of panic on his face)
(The tape starts and you see standing next to Ganon and Jim
Supence
I love makeing people scream.
^_^
Gilderoy Lockhart!!!!!!!!!!!!!!(If you haven't guessed already.)
Tape:
Ganon:Wow!!!!!!I'm your biggest fan!!!!!Give me your autograph.
GL:(signs a piece of duck tape and puts it over Ganon's mouth.)
Ganon:(You can't hear what he's saying but it sounds like he's yelling "NEATO!!!!")
GL:JIM ARE YOU ALMOST FINISHED!!!!!!!
Jim:Almost just need the close-ups for "Usher's Life".
(Jim snaps some pictures.)
Jim:Okay done.
GL:Oh thank god.(starts running but slows down remembering he hasn't put on hair spray this morning.)(Walks outside)
(sounds from outside.)
GL:(shreik of disgust)
Mario:Oh whoops.
GL:OH MY-
Mario:Be quiet.....Hey want some whiskey.
(SMACK)
Mario:ow(falling sound)
GL:Hurry Bob,I'll be late!!!!!!!!!!I need to pick up hair spray on the way there!!!!!!
(driveing sounds)
Jim:HEY!!!!!WAIT FOR ME!!!!!!!!
(end of tape)
(crickets)
(Then everyone starts laughing at Ganon.)
Zelda:I can't bealive it!!!!!!!Someone like you.....a fan of him!!!!!!!!!
Ganon:(humiliated)I've wanted to meet him ever since I was a boy.
Zelda:You mean the other way around.Your at least,goddesses only know, years older then him.
Ganon:I forgot.
Pokegirl:What does Kirby think?
Kirby:(counting money in the corner.)(hides money)(points finger at Ganon)HA HA!!!!!(wink)
Everyone except Ganon:Aawwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww!!!!
Kirby:(goes back to counting money)
(Everyone starts laughing at Ganon.)
(People walk away grumbling "This isn't Harry Potter"and "Get a life Pokegirl.")
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(living room)
(Zelda and Link are there talking while Sheik is counting with "Fluffy Bunny")
(Ruto comes in)
Ruto:(in suit with skirt,carring briefcase.)Well guys I'm off to work.
Link:Since when do you have a job?
Ruto:I've had it for awhile but nobody would listein when I tried to tell them.
Zelda:Where do you work?
Ruto:Hyrule Airport.
Nabbooru:EVERYONE COME QUICK THE BLACK CUCCOO JUST LAYED SOME EGGS!!!!!!!!!
(Everyone runs to the kitchen.)
(kitchen)
Ganon:Oh no!!!!!!The misfortanes will start!!!!!!
Nabbooru:(whimper)
Link:What are you talking about?
Ruto:LOOK!!!!!The first two!!!!!!!
(Two Blue eggs with Link and Zelda's face printed on them)
Link:COOL!!!!!
Nabbooru:Not cool!!!!!!!!
Ganon:Blue eggs mean bad luck on a trip!!!!!!
Zelda:What do you mean???(checks watch)Oh Link,we'd better get going.We don't want to miss our plane!!!!!!
Link:(picks up suitcases)Don't forget to bring "100,000,000 Ways To Survive Africa".
Zelda:Of course.(Acidently grabs "100,000,000 Ways To Swear in Africa" instead.)
(They run out the door.)
Nabbooru:They're doomed.
Ganon:HEY GUYS YOU HAVE THE WRONG-(They already drove away.)..........book.
Ruto:Another one!!!!!!!
(A Yellow egg with Ruto's face printed on it.)
Ruto:YAY ONE FOR ME!!!!!!!!
Ganon:That means you will find love but it will not be true!!!!!
Ruto:Your weird!!!!!!............Well I better get to work!!!!!!Bye guys!!!!!!(walks out the door.)
Malon:There's more!!!!!!
Nabbooru:Oh no.
(Two mauve eggs with Ganon and Sheik's face on them.)
Ganon:(Gasp)
(And two more rainbow eggs with Malon and Nabbooru's face on them.)
Nabbooru:OH NO!!!!!That means Malon and I will pay a visit to Cuccoo Lady's Green house of horror.
Ganon:And that means Sheik and I will pay a visit to Cuccoo Lady's Garden shop of horror!!!!!!
Sheik:YAY!!!!!!I get a rainbow one!!!!!!!!!
Malon:Mauve is prettier!!!!!!
Ganon:Don't you get it!!!!!!!!!
Malon:Oh,speaking of gardens today is May Day.(This story runs under a different time line.)
Nabbooru:What does that have to do with anything?
Malon:I always start my garden on May Day.I already prepared the soil and now we're going to the garden shop!!!!!!!
Ganon:Thats what the eggs ment.........(moan)
Malon:This year we're going to try a new Garden Shop,that happends to be owned by our good friend the Cuccoo Lady.(Thunder)
Ganon and Nabbooru:(Scream of Terror)
Malon:I'm glad they're so excited!!!!!Let's go!!!!! ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- -------------------
(The garden shop.)
(Everyone steps out of the car and walks through the parking lot (That happends to have Cuccoo Feed all over it)to the frount of the building.It's called "Cuccoo Garden Supply"There is a picture of a Black Cuccoo holding a spade that stabs the ground (almost violently)on the sign.)
Malon:Okay,Ganon,Sheik,you go inside and pick up these few things for me.(hands Sheik a very long list numbered from 1 to 160.)and Nabooru come to the green house with me and pick out the seeds and plants.(grabs cart)Good Luck.
Nabbooru:(whimper)
(Nabbooru and Malon walk inside the green house.)
Ganon:(whimper)
Sheik:I know,I hate shopping too.
Ganon:(sigh)Let's go.
(As Ganon and Sheik walk closer to the door the sky turns gray with pitch black clouds.)
Ganon:Oh dear..........We're doomed.
Sheik:Whatever.
(They step inside.)
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(11:00)
(Ganon and Sheik in Garden shop.)
(It's poorly lighted and looks deserted except for a couple of Cuccoos in a pen and a cashier asleep on the floor.)
Cashier:(Snore)
Ganon:(Shreik)
Sheik:Freaky!!!!!!
Ganon:I told you she was evil.
Sheik:Starting to make sence but I need more evidence.
(Door shuts behind them by itself.)
Sheik:(gasp)
Ganon:(nervous)Um,let's get going!!!
Sheik:(nervous)Yeah(Steps over cashier and gets a shopping cart.)
Ganon:What's first on the list.
Sheik:Boards and nails.
Ganon:That would be aisle 4(points to sign)The "Wood Working" section.
(They walk there passing some lose Cuccoos and some mold thats starting to grow eyes.)
Sheik:(whimper)
Mold:(strange sound)(Spits out some spiders on Ganon and some slime on Sheik.)
Ganon:AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH ITCHY!!!!!!
Sheik:AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!
(They run into aisle 3 the "Water Gardening" section.and they jump into a giant moldy pond.)
Sheik:That was horrible!!!!!!!
Ganon:This is too!!!!!!!!!!!
(Sheik turns around to see some strange girl behind him,she looks evil and has red hair.Her eyes glow redder then her hair.)
Sheik:(scream)..................She'd be cute if she wasn't evil.
Girl:Who dares intrude my pond of no return.
Sheik and Ganon:(whimper)
Girl:I am the guard of the portal to the ocean of no return.HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!!!!!!You will pay!!!!!!!(Eyes glow black and the statues of squids turn into real squids and they grab Ganon and Sheik and throw them in the air.)
(They land in aisle 4.)
Sheik:Well at least we got there.....................
Ganon:Well I'm not going back to those aisles.
Sheik:(Grabs some wood and nails and puts them in the cart.)
Ganon:What's number 2.
Sheik:Cuccoo feed.
Ganon:That's aisle 5 "Cuccoo Care"
(They walk to aisle 5 with panic.)
(Another lose Cuccoo.)
(Ganon throws 3 bags of Cuccoo feed in the cart.)
(They start to leave the aisle but Ganon trips over the Cuccoo.)
Cuccoo:(Let's out it's war cry.)
(About 20 Cuccoo's come.)
Ganon:(sarcastic)Oh I'm so afraid.Give me a break,I'm Ganon (In big bold voice.)THE MIGHTY!!!!!!
(The Cuccoos make sounds like they're laughing at him.)
Sheik:THAT'S IT YOU STUPID BIRDS,I'M GONNA HAVE YOU FOR LUNCH!!!!!!
(The Cuccoo's start chase and attacking Ganon and Sheik.Sheik is hanging from a ceiling fan screaming like a little 4 year old girl,and Ganon is running around in circles yelling "CALL THE MARINES!!!!!!!!CALL THE MARINES!!!!!!!")
Ganon:CALL THE MARINES!!!!!!!!!(runs into a wall and knocks himself out.)
Sheik:(crying)MOMMY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!(There is to much weight on the ceiling fan and it comes crashing down.)
(SMASH)
Sheik:ow.
(Most of the Cuccoos have been crushed and the others have ran away.)
Sheik:(in an "I told you so" voice)SEE!!!!!!NOBODY CAN DEFEAT ME!!!!!!!I FEAR NOTHING!!!!!!
(a big chunk of the ceiling falls out and almost smashes Sheik.)
Sheik:(starts running off )AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!I WANT MY MOMMY!!!!!!!!!!!
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(green house Nabooru and Malon)
(12:00)
(Nabooru seems really nervous and is pushing the cart around a large jelly jar filled with mold.)
(Malon throws a tomato plant (that seems to be growing an arm.) casually into the cart.)
Tomato Plant:(burps and some mysterous flem falls in Nabooru's hair)
Nabooru:THAT'S IT!!!!MALON LET'S GO SOMEWHERE ELSE!YOU ARE GOING TO HAVE A GARDEN WITH MUTANTS!
(But Malon is gone and is no where to be seen.)
Nabooru:(hair has turned pink from the flem)NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!(Camera zooms out).
Nabooru:(sobs into her pink hair.)
Tomato Plant:(hands her a tissue) ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- ------------------- (Sheik and Ganon in the garden shop)
(12:15)
(They are walking slowly and carefuly around in a big circle saying nothing.)
Ganon:(starts singing church songs)
Sheik:(tear)(looks up to the ceiling)Save us now Din............................
(All of a sudden the floor caves in and Sheik and Ganon fall through.)
(BAAAAAAM!!!!CRASH!!!!CLANK!!!!)
Sheik:My beautiful buttocks.............why..................................
Ganon:(has gone mad (or madder) from the situation and is singing "I love little pink cloths with tea cups and fluffy bat dogs......")
Sheik:Where are we.......................(looks around and sees that they are in a dreay tunnel that leads to a supious door.)
Ganon:(is sitting down looking up.)(in a dreamy voice)I see the big fairy lights,they have come of lemonade,let me come,let me fly to the tulip fields of life..............I need wooden soup spoons.....heh heh..........mellow winkle...............................(stands up and tries to walk into the wall)
Sheik:Stop that!
Ganon:(while still trying to walk through the wall)heh heh..........You ain't no bobbo........(falls asleep against the wall)
Sheik:Okay.............(walks through the door that leads into a room that's empty except for a table with a plate of cheese)
Sheik:(sees the cheese and panics)(runs to it in slow motion yelling "NOOOOO" like in the movies)(he stops and falls to the floor sobbing.)
Cheese:..................................................
Sheik:(is up on his knees)(screams)(the camrea zooms out)
(DUH DUH DUH)
(Everything goes black.) ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- ------------------- (Later)
Malon:Sheik,Sheik honey,speak to me.
(Sheik opens his eyes to see Malon holding him.)
Sheik:Is...................................is it,gone?
Malon:(looks in his eyes with love) Yes.(points to a cheese shaped hole in the wall)
Sheik:You saved my life.My love,how did you do it.
Malon:I was shopping with Nabooru and all of a sudden my heart longed you,so I quickly ran inside the store so fast I fell into a big hole.Then,I saw Ganon,he looked really out of it I asked where you were and he said the fairies took you.Finally,I found you and THE CHEESE.I destroyed it and waited untill you woke up.
Sheik:(looks into Malon's eyes)Malon darling-
Ganon:(barges in)(hyperactive)HELLO!(He seems back to normal except for a wooden spoon tied around his neck.)
Malon:Let's go,Nabooru and I finished the shopping come on lets go.
(They walk up to (magicly getting out of the hole which disapreas as they leave it) to the shop.)
Ganon and Sheik:(they gasp when they see how normal it looks.)
Ganon:Where did all the monster's go.
Malon:What are you talking about?The Cuccoo Lady(thunder) has the finest garden shop in all of Hyrule.
Cuccoo Lady:Why thank you,I try so hard to make a living,I take what is good and make it better,customer service is my number one priority.
Malon:Well your doing a good job.(grins)Bye now.
Cuccoo Lady:Bye now.(Only Sheik and Ganon see her eyes grow red.)
Ganon and Sheik:(whimper)
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(2:00)
(Nabooru is waiting by the car with the stuff already packed up)
Ganon:What did you to your hair?
Nabooru:Don't say anything just get in the car.
(They get in the car.)
Malon:That was nice,let's go back sometime.
Sheik,Nabooru,and Ganon:(gasp)
Tomato Plant:(laughs mockingly from the trunk)
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(Link looks like he was afraid to say no to the seterdesses and drank alot of coffee,and Zelda looks tired,worn and anoied by Links rambleing of "If the toilet flushes the right way there" and "Do you think they have potatoe chips?")
Link:and Ganon said that you greet them by saying..................ZELDA I FORGOT!!!!!I think I'm getting airplane forgetting syndrome.
Zelda:(with one of those cheap airplane pillows over her head):There is no such thing you numbskull,try airplane insanity syndrome.(put's on head set)
Link:(eyes widen)(stands up)Oh my gosh!!!!!Is there a doctor on board.I'm having a baby now.(get's dirty looks)What?I'm bored..........(gasp)Maybe I do have airplane insanity syndrome!!!(panics and runs around falling into seats and people)
Zelda:Link!!!!Come back you idiot!!!!(talking to self)I outta sue this airline for letting him drink all that coffee.
Ruto:(pops up from nowhere)HELLO!!!
(Zelda jumps)
Zelda:What are you doing here?
Ruto:Remember?I work for Hyrule Airport remember.
Zelda:(Otio Ai's under her breath)
Ruto:(zooms in with her camera)
Zelda:Why do you take that thing with you everywhere.
Ruto:Because you never know if something eventful will happen.
Zelda:(sits back down)Oh,bologna!
(A mans hair suddenly shoots up in flames,then the pilot rides by on a zebra.)
Ruto:It's not.
Zelda:Whatever,just find Link.
Ruto:Can do.(salutes)(runs off slamming into the wall a couple times)
Zelda:(moans)
(You can hear the pilot and the copilot singing drunkenly in the cockpit.)
Zelda:(Is so anoied she knocks herself out with the airplanes "special meal".)
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It was really short but I wanted to get it up.I hope you enjoyed and I'll have the next up soon.^_^ Review Please.^_^
