Days in Sunnyville Ave
Hyrule
Welcome back readers.Here is Chapter 5.Review Please!^_^
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(It's 7:00AM and everyone was torn out of their sleep by Nabooru's irriated screams.Nabooru has been up all night trying to get her hair unpinked.Ganon and Sheik are panicing around thinking the world has ended,Malon has taken the opportunity to finish up the garden and Saria has mysteriouly disapreared in the basement.Link and Zelda are still on the plane with Ruto,who is bouncing around hyperactively.)
Sheik:(running around in a circle bumping into pots and breaking more tables)AAH!!!THE WORLD IS ENDING,THE SKY IS FALLING,TACO JOHNS HAS EXPLODED!!!!
Ganon:(doing the same thing as Sheik is, only is carring a bag of marshmellow chicks)AAH!!!PLEASE HAVE MERCY DIN!!!!!I DIDN'T MEAN TO BREAK GRANS CHINA!!!IT WAS CARNIVAL DAY!!!!I ATE SO MUCH COTTON!!!!
Nabooru:(runs into the room with rage)(Hair wet and open but still pink)SHUT UP YOU IDIOTS!!!!THE WORLD IS NOT ENDING!!!GET A LIFE!!!
Ganon:(looking touched and looking up to the sky)Sheik,do you know what this means?
Sheik:(eyes flicker)Mexican tonight!!!!!!
Ganon:No,we have another chance.(looks at Nabooru)Nabooru-
Nabooru:Shut up!!!!I need to go to Hyrule hairsalon to unpink my hair.I have tryed everything from jellybeans to grapejuice to(shivers)SHAMPOO!!!!
Sheik and Ganon:(gasp)
Ganon:Nabooru watch your mouth children are in this neighborhood.
Saria:(suddenly in the living room)(looking pale)SHAMPOO!!!
Sheik:(runs to get soap)
Malon:(walks in covered in potting soil followed by that weird tomato plant hopping around with his contaner)Saria,you look ill,why?
Saria:I'm going on a hunger strike until you show Mido some respect!What do say about that?
(Everyone looks up from what they have been doing.)
Everyone:What?
Saria:Never mind.(jumps up but remembers she can't fly and grabs the ceiling fan)
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(Zelda and Link on the plane)
(Zelda is red-eyed from lack of sleep and Link has refused to leave the bathroom until a doctor sees him-but he wants you to know he still accepts all coffee offers)
Zelda:(still has the same pillow over her head)
Ruto:(suddenly pops up making Zelda jump):HELLO!!!What a beautiful flight we're having.Would you you like a complementry fortune cookie.(zooms in with camera)
Zelda:(trying her best not to blow her top)No.
Ruto:How about some chilli.(zooms in more)
Zelda:(her face is starting to get red with rage)No!
Ruto:How about free serenading.I take requests.(raises eyebrows up and down.)
Zelda:(face is twinching)(mumbles in rage)
Ruto:(grins widely)I beg your parden?Was that a request for my favorite song?One of my originals."I'm Ruto,a fish."
Zelda:(opens mouth but is interupted by Ruto.)
Ruto:Hush now and listien to the sounds of my soothing voice.(starts singing) (Oh-My name is Ruto,I ate beans last night,and in the cockpit I went poopo,just right-)
Zelda:(get's up in rage)That is it.(get's up and walks randomly off leaving Ruto singing her-eh-beautifly composed music)
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(8:00)
(Back at the house Nabooru is urging everyone into the car and Sheik and Ganon who still are not awake are conviced they are going figure skating.)
Nabooru:(wearing a baseball cap that shockingly she could fit all her hair under.)HUSTLE!!!Come on let's go in the car.
Sheik:(wearing insane skating outfit)I didn't pack up my figureskates.
Ganon:(wearing matching outfit but looks more disturbing in it)(grinning)I didn't need to I always have them tied under Nabooru's car.
Nabooru:(groans)So that's why I always get pulled over.
Sheik:(pulls his skates from behind one of Saria's ears)TAHDAH!!!Pretty good,eh?I'm going live one day.I can saw Link in half.He was telling me he always wanted to be sawed in half.
Ganon:It was to go to Disneyland and I said it.
Sheik:SHUTUP!!!I don't want to lose my audiences sense of mystery.
Nabooru:Okay people we're going.
Sheik:Hey maybe Nabooru can do a card trick.They'd get a kick out of that pink hair.
Ganon:Yeah!Nabooru-
Nabooru:ENOUGH!!!Ganon load up the bags!
Ganon:(confused)Bags?
Nabooru:I got an unpinking appointment in a special hairclinic.It's a 9 hour drive.
Ganon and Sheik:WHAT!!!!
Malon:Well duh.What do you expect.
Nabooru:LOAD UP THE BAGS!!!
Ganon:(panicly throws them in the back)
Nabooru:NOW IN THE CAR!
(Everyone rushes into the car.Nabooru drives and Ganon sits next to her.Saria,Malon,and Sheik in the back.)
(They start driveing.)
Ganon:(shreiks like a girl)ROADTRIP WOO!!!(lifts hands in the air)(screams excited girly screams)
Nabooru:If you promise never to do that again we'll stop at the gas station for coffee.
Ganon:YEAH!!!I'm PUMPED UP!!!
Malon:Don't we have to go there anyway.
Nabooru:Shh......
_______________________________________________________________________ (Zelda and Link on the plane)
(Zelda is randomly walking near the cockpit.)
(You can hear the pilot and co-pilot laughing.)
(sounds from the cockpit)
Co-Pilot:truth of dare?
Pilot:DARE.
CP:I dare you to....(giggle)(whispering)
(Zelda hears what they're whispering and runs away.)
Zelda:What kind of cheap airline is this.I thought the tickets were a good deal,but jeepers....
Ruto:(popped up suddenly)(singing at the top of her lungs)JEEPERS CREEPERS WHERE DID YOU GET THOSE PEEPERS-
Zelda:(runs very fast and runs into a locked bathroom stall.)
Link:Are you the doctor?Doctor,I have airplane insanity syndrome.Help me.
Zelda:(imitates a mans voice)(clears throat)You don't have airplane insanity syndrome.You are cured by my doctor magic.
Link:(runs out excited almost bumping into Zelda)Zelda,guess what?I'm cured!!!The doctor used his powers and cured me.
Zelda:(pretending to be very excited)Wow, Link!That's wonderful!Let's go to our seats and celebrate by...uh..saluting the Martins.
Link:(grabs Zelda's hand and starts skipping while people stare.)
Zelda:(thinking)*Oh well,it's better marring a fruitcake than.....ahh....a mailman.He publicly humiates me but I can't get enough of him.*
Link:(thinking)*ahh.............................I like mayo.....(strange interenal laugh).......*
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(9:00)
(In the car)
(Every got "loaded up with supplies for the big adventure"(I wonder who said that.) and Ganon is now super hyper active from the coffee.)
Ganon:(Can't sit still keeps trying to do flips inside the car.)
Nabooru:And your mom thought you'd grow out of the coffee craving-smashing china thing.
Malon:You should have promised him herbal tea or at least put sleeping pills in it.See how good mine is.(Points to Sheik asleep on her lap)
Saria:Why aren't you talking to me?
(Nabooru and Malon look up from up a map.)
Malon:Did you say something little girl?
Saria:I have a name..........
Nabooru:Hey,why don't we give you the job of giving Ganon his medication.(To Malon)You have to make them feel resposible.
Malon:(talking to Saria the way you talk to a five year old when you expect them to be excited)So how would you like that?That's a big job.Can we count on you?
Saria:(irriated)What's so hard about it?Nabooru either put's it his cake or promises him a "little Science lesson in the bathroom".
Malon:(chuckles)So you do have a creative side to you,Nabooru.
Nabooru:(slams on the breaks really hard at what Saria just said)
Sheik:(wakes up with a jump)(grabs Malon so tight she can't breathe)MALON!!!SAVE ME!!! THE CARDBOARD BOXES ARE GOING TO EAT ME!!!(starts sobbing onto Malon's shoulder)
Malon:There there.(strokes Sheiks hair)It was just a nightmare.Hush now.
Ganon:Sheik's afraid of cardboard boxes!!!!Oh,so that why he didn't like that chirstmas present.......I just thought he didn't like icicle lights.......
Nabooru:(still blushing from what Saria said) (starts driving again)
Ganon:(chuckles)Cardboard boxes huh?I bet there is story behind that.
Malon:Not one you would want to hear.
Ganon:(Laugh insanely)
Nabooru:Cardboard boxes aren't that bad compared to Ganon's phobia's.He's afraid of green mirrors and colored pencils.
Ganon:(quietly)Mommy said I could fly.........(looks off into the road )
_______________________________________________________________________ (Zelda and Link are finally sitting down and Link has finally stopped trying to "wave in the Martins" when they are interuped by an important message from the pilot.)
Pilot:Attention (sounds like he's reading something out off of a card)My boogers are so big they are pregnate.(You can hear the co-pilot laughing the background)That's it.I'm picking truth from now on.(thinks he turned the intercom off) I can't believe I took that dare earlier.
Co-pilot:The passengers will be shocked when we tell them we're flying randomly until we run out of gas.We'd lose are jobs and they'd attack us with our unedible airline steaks.
Pilot:Oh my goddesses!!!!I left the intercom on!!!
Zelda:............(trying to hold in rage)
Link:Wow!!!!!!!!!(looks at Zelda excitedly)Maybe we can jump on to the Great Wall of China.Zelda,I heard if you do the moonwalk on it you'll be immortal(thinks hard)At least against cottage cheese.......Wow..........no more cheese burn....Heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee.
Zelda:(Anime sweatdrop)right..................Hey.......Why isn't there any calls of rage????(They look around and see flight attendants hypnotizing the pasengers with grape jelly jars.)
Zelda:(gasp)
Link:(staring at jelly jar)0.0 ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.A sound...............Hee......
Zelda:(slaps Link)We have to get this set straight.(drags Link to cockpit)
Link:WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE........oh.........sky cheese...hee.
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(in the car)
(Ganon has been rambling on about his favorite stapler brands while Sheik and Malon are talking in a hush not noticing Saria who is trying to use her nails to open the car door while Nabooru drives in irritation and misery.)
Ganon:-I myself,as in me,prefer the type of stapler that gives you that assuring kind click when you staple-
Nabooru:GANON!!!
Ganon:(eyes light up) yes darling???
Nabooru:(irritated sigh)
Ganon:DARLING?-
Nabooru:(looks like she's going to scream but holds it in and talks sweetly and fakely)Ganny let's play a little game.Let's play the game called let's listien to the soothing sounds of the car.
Ganon:WOO!(then gets quiet)
(You can hear some of what Malon and Sheik are saying since it's so quiet)
Sheik:Darling-we need to buy.........I'm so excited.........(giggle)
Malon:-Yes.......(giggle)...
(they stop when they notice that they're being listiened to)
Ganon:(giggles)OH MY GOSH HOW EXCITING!!!!Somethings up!!!!!NABOORU LET'S PLAY THIS GAME MORE OFTEN!!!
Nabooru:(you can tell that her soul is rejoiceing)
Ganon:What's up?
Sheik:(giggle)GUESS WHAT!!!!MALON'S LETTING ME BUILD US A GARDEN SHEID!!!Wow...Malon trusts me enough for to let me build a garden sheid.
Ganon:(hyper actively and excited)NEATO!!!!NABOORU NABOORU!!!!CAN I HELP SHEIK BUILD THE GARDEN SHEID!!!CAN I CAN I !?!
Nabooru:Only if you're very good.
(Ganon and Sheik squeal excitedly in unison.)
(It's quiet for a while until...)
Ganon:NABOORU!!!!!NABOORU!!!!WE HAVE TO STOP!!!THAT'S AN APPLE SAUSE FACTORY!!!!!
Sheik:Oh my gosh is that a real live APPLE SAUSE factory!!!!!
Ganon:.......Yeah......
Nabooru:(irriated)Are you out of your mind?Ganon,since when do you like apple sause?
Ganon:When we went hiking that one day.You know when Sheik got bitten by that rabid racoon.
Sheik:(gives a thumbs up and grins)I almost died!!!
Ganon and Sheik:DUDE!!!(slaps each other five)
Malon:What does that have anything to do with apple sause?
Ganon:The emergency room doctor got me hooked!!!I was sneaking around in the labritory when Sheik was screaming and I found it on top of his pool table and then you wouldn't believe who showed up but-(is cut off by Nabooru)
Nabooru:OKAY!!!!JEEPERS!!!!
Sheik:Please let's stop!!!!!
Nabooru:Why are you obsessed with apple sause?
Sheik:(thinks hard)I don't know.....but I think Saria has to go to bathroom!!!
Malon:(sees something that is on the floor)(screams)
(Nabooru sees it and pulls over with a big slam that causes "it" to fly up to the wind shield and slide down on Nabooru's pants)
(The car starts to smell...)
Nabooru:(screams)DAMN!!!THESE PANTS COST 100 BUCKS NOT INCLUDING INFLATING CHARGES!!!!!
Malon:SARIA!!!Why didn't you tell us you .....eh...had to go.
Saria:I've been telling you but you never listien!!!!I had to get back at you!!!!WAHAHAHAH!!!!
Ganon:(clueless)What?What's going on???NABOORU!!!There is poop on your pantleg!!!!Oh my gosh!!!!(faints)
Sheik:YAY!!!NOW WE CAN STOP AT THE APPLE SAUSE FACTORY!!(thinking)*Maybe I can steal a leprechan!!WEEE!!!A shoe tree!!!!*
_______________________________________________________________________ (On the Plane)
(11:30)
(Link and Zelda have made it to the cockpit and have made the co-pilot run off screaming girly screams(via Zeldas rage) and they have been agruing with the pilot)
Pilot:-Like I said you ALWAYS have to take a dare!!No way was I gonna tell John my crush!!!!
Zelda:(screams in rage gets so mad she hits the pilot(a little too hard) and he falls over)
Link:ZELLY!!!!You killed the pilot!!!
Zelda:FOR NAYRU'S LOVE!!!!!No way is he dead.(pokes the pilot with her foot and he rolls over lifelessly)
Link:.................
Zelda:oh shit...................
Link:YAY!!!!I GET TO FLY THE PLANE!!!!
Zelda:(restrains Link)NO!!!
(a strerdess comes in hidden in the shadows)
Zelda:THANK GODDESSES!!!!You need to get the Co-Pilot!!!
Strerdess:Oops......I thought he was a Re-dead so I shot him unconsious with my ketchup gun.
Zelda:WHAT!!!!!
Strerdess:That's okay?I can fly planes.(she steps out and sits down revealing herself as the one and only RUTO!!)
Zelda and Link:(scream)
Zelda:Why.....oh why....I knew I would be killed by some kind of car/airplane/bathtub wreck but not one caused by Ruto.
Ruto:Chill,Zelda(giggle)Get it "chill", Zora's domain is frozen and I said "chill" (laughs really hard)
Link:At least I won't look aged and ugly in my casket.I will be beautiful forever.
Zelda:Yes.....(get's quiet)
Link:(laughs)"chill"......................
Ruto:(still laughing) (snort) okay...(cracks fingers) Okay it's time to fly the plane.(puts camera on dashboard)(looks around on the control panel and presses random buttons.)
(the plane takes a plunge)
Ruto:(giggles)Oops....I guess I took it off of auto pilot!!!(grabs steering wheel)
(Ruto randomly moves the steering wheel around causing Link and Zelda to fly all around the room.)
Ruto:WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!
Zelda and Link:AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!
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(in the car)
(12:30)
(they are finally back on the road after an extremly gross and embrassing scene)
Ganon:I'm hungry!!!!!!WAAHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!
Nabooru:(irritated growl)(sigh)(looks at car's clock)I guess it is time for lunch.(stops car and is convienently in a McDonalds parking lot )
Ganon:NEATO!!!!!
(They go inside)
(When they step in Sheik and Ganon stand in awe taking it all in.)
Nabooru:Okay you and Sheik find seats and Malon and I will order.
(Nabooru and Malon get in line.)
Someone standing behind them:BOOOOO!!!The Hyrule hatters suck!!!
Nabooru:What????
Malon:The back of your hat!!!!
Nabooru:Oh okay....
SSBT:the Termina tatters are gonna cream you guys-(is interupted by a couple fighting in the store)
(It's Peach and Mario)
Peach:YOU ARE SO INSENSATIVE!!!!!
Mario:WHAT!!!!
Peach:(screaming)You are just a gay,ugly man that's obessed with licking toilet paper!!!!
(everyone stares)
(Peach slaps Mario and runs off in rage)
Mario:What.............Why is everyone staring!!!!!We must DANCE DANCE DANCE!!!!!!(starts pole dancing using a table leg)
Nabooru:Ick...................
Malon:You know I'm not that hungry anymore.
Nabooru:Let's go somewhere else.
(they walk off and see Sheik and Ganon playing in the balls)
Sheik:WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ganon:WAHOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Malon:.....................................................
Nabooru:WHAT ARE YOU DOING!!!!WE'RE LEAVING LET'S GET OUT OF HERE!!!!!
Sheik:Awwwwwwwwwwwwww.Okay.............................................(jump s out of the ball room but grabs an armful of balls)
Nabooru:GANON!!!!!
(Ganon sits down in the balls and refuses to get out.)
Ganon:(sounding like a 2 year-old when you HAVE to leave Chucky Cheeses)NO!!!!!I'M NOT GOING!!!!YOU CAN'T MAKE ME!!!!!(starts crying)WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!
Nabooru:GAN-(quiets down and talks sweetly and fakely)Okay Ganny.You've won.We're leaving and you can stay here in the balls forever.Bye dear Ganon.
(Sheik,Nabooru,and Malon wait at the door way)
Nabooru:(counting on her fingers)1....2-
(Ganon comes in running to Nabooru sobbing)
Ganon:NABOORU!!!!!DON'T LEAVE ME!!!!I'M NOT READY TO BE ONE OF BALLS YET!!!!!!
Nabooru:Of course Ganny Wanny.
(They get back in the car.)
Sheik:So now what are going to eat.
Saria:And why was I in the car the whole time.
Malon:I packed a lunch for all of us, Sheik darling I made STEAMED BROCCOIL!!!!
Sheik:YES!!!(grabs it from her and chucks it down in 0.581 seconds)
Nabooru:Okay.....
Malon:And I brought year old soup for Ganon.
Ganon:(touched)You did that for me?(grabs it and slurps it down in 0.87 seconds)
Saria:Hello????Why are you so mean to me?????
Malon:Nabooru I brought you your favorite.Celery with ketchup for dip.
Nabooru:Great!!!(grabs it and starts eating)We can always count on Malon.
Malon:and for me a basic peanut butter and mayonase sandwich with a big bottle of coke.(starts jugging the coke)
Ganon:Awesome Malon packed more coffee!!!!
Nabooru:GANON!!!!
(Grabs the whole thermos and jugs it down)
Sheik:I brought melted cheese mixed with 7-up to drink!!!!!Want some Nabooru?
Nabooru:I think I'll just have water,thanks.
Saria:WHAT ABOUT ME!!!!!!
Malon:We should get going.
Nabooru:Of course.(starts driving)
Saria:THATS IT!!!!!
(Saria turns on the cars radio to the childrens song marathon then she breaks the knob so it's stuck there)
Nabooru:SARIA!!!!
Malon:Cars aren't cheap little girl.
Sheik:(gets all excited)Oh my gosh!!!!It's the Fluffy Bunny Theme song!!!
(Sheik starts singing along)
(Purple snails DOO DOO DOO Fluffy Bunny's tails DOO DOO DOO-)
Nabooru:THAT'S IT!!!!(wrecks the radio and it crumbles into little pieces)
Malon:This car will be completely ruined by the time we get there.
Nabooru:Half of me already knew that.(Nabooru looks around and sees Saria bangining her head aganist the door almost cracking it,Sheik attempting to finish "Fluffy Bunny's Ballad" without music,and Ganon who is wiggling around hyperactivly since the coffee had obivously gone to his system.)
Malon:I see what you mean......................
Ganon:(talking while jumping around in his seat)No way Nabooru has a good hardy car.(banges the dashboard hyperactively and that was the finishing blow for the car the car stops w/ engine smoking and all)
Nabooru:OMG!!!!!
(They all get out of the car.)
Nabooru:We need to get this fixed.I'll be late for my unpinking appointment!!!!
Saria:SHAMPOO!!!!(runs off)
Malon:She'll come back when she's hungry.
Nabooru:Ganon!Sheik!You know how to fix cars right?
Sheik:Err..................
Ganon:OF COURSE!!!!!When I was Sheiks age I was car fixing champ of the land!
Malon:That sounds familar...........
Ganon:COME ON SHEIK!!!!!!!(pulls Sheik and himself under the car)
Sheik:AHHHHH!!!ICE SKATE BLADE BURN!!!!
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(on the plane)
(2:00)
(Ruto continues to fly the plane wildly while laughing crazily)
Ruto:(pushes random buttons and obivously turns it back to auto pilot)HEE!
(Zelda and Link get off the floor which they have been clinging on too desperatly)
(Some random African dude walks in.)
African Dude:Ushah minto tyuhsis.
Link:Zelda get out the book.
(Zelda gets out the book that they still didn't realize it's 100,000 ways to swear in Africa.)
Zelda:(flips through book)
Link:just read something randomly.
Zelda:(reading from book)Gyuftiyuq blibkato ombasis.
AD:(outraged)GYUFTIYUQ GYAQYUTIT!!!!
Link:OMG!!!!Zelda look what book that is!!!!
(Zelda gasps when she realizes it.)
(The African dude looks like he's ready to kill them when....)
Ruto:OKAY!!!!I'm gonna land now.
(the plane lands perfectly)
Zelda:RUTO!!!!WHOA!!!
Ruto:(grins) just part of my duty!!!!(grabs camera and skips out while bumping in to random walls)
Link and Zelda:(shocked silence)
Link:Where are we?????
(They walk out of the plane and relize they are
?????????????^_^
On the street by their house ^_^)
Link:WHAT!!!!!
(The co-pilot walks out with ketchup stains on his face)
Co-Pilot:Yeah we where tired so we where just circleing this area the whole time.(chuckles)and you thought we were flying to Africa!!!!!!!HA HA HA- (stops when he sees the menacing look on Zelda's face)Well Bye!!!!!!!!
(The Co-Pilot runs in the plane and flies off quickly into the horizon)
Zelda and Link:............................................................
Zelda:This never happend.
Link:Right.
(They go in the house)
(Ruto is already playing with her video tapes in the living room while giggling.)
Link:Where is everyone??????????????????
Ruto:(shrugs)
Zelda:(grabs piece of paper)They left a note for Impa incase she would stop by.
( Impa-We went to unpink my hair.Feel free to stay for awhile.Just lock the door tightly if you see Mario coming.Last time he ate all of our jam.Shame on him!-The one and only Nabooru ^_^ PS:Ganon says "Hi!!!" )
Link:Okay...................... _______________________________________________________________
(The car)
(3:00)
(Malon and Nabooru have been standing watching Ganon and Sheik's pathedic attempts to fix the car.)
Ganon:There!!!!!
Sheik:We fixed it.
(They stand back and glance at it proudly)
(It's quiet for a sudden then)
BOOM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(The car explodes leaving a pile of ashes in it's place.)
(Everyone stares at it for awhile)
(Nabooru kicks the ashes and screams in rage.)
Ganon:We did good.
Sheik:Yeah.
Ganon:I love that feeling when you make the owner of the car happy!
Sheik:Yeah!
(Ganon and Sheik give each other a thumbs up)
(Nabooru is now on her knees pounding the ashes in rage.)
Sheik and Ganon:DUDE!(They give each other a head but (a little too hard) and they fall over unconsious)
Malon:..................................................................
(A large eagle flys over and drops Saria.)
Malon:Alright then........................................................
Nabooru:We're doomed.......
Saria:(still on the ground)@_@ ............................Whoa.............................
(It seems like hope is lost when.....)
(A strange van drives by and stops.And non other than the one and only
^_________^
POKEGIRL(with kirby next to her and Mario sobbing in the back seat)
Pokegirl:Car troubles?
Nabooru:(upset)WHAT DO YOU THINK????
Malon:Aren't you writing this anyway?
Pokegirl:Yeah.........so..............
Nabooru:Could you use your author powers to unpink my hair?
Malon:And could you drive us home?
Pokegirl:What does this look like an instant service booth pick one or the other.
Nabooru:Well-(realizes everyone except her is in Pokegirl's van so she put's some of her car remains in a box and hops in grumbling.)
Pokegirl:Okay here we go.
Kirby:HI!!!!!!!
Mario:(sobs harsely)I only like Ultra Soft kind she made it sound like I'd lick anything.(sob)
Ganon:THIS IS SO EXCITING!!!!!!LET'S SING A SONG!!!!!!
(Sheik and Ganon start singing 99 bottles of beer on the wall)
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(6:00)
(At the house)
(They finally pull in.)
(They all go in the kitchen for dinner.)
Zelda:So did anyone make anything of this day.
(everyone shakes their head)
Ganon:Pretty much it was just pointless and pathedic.We usally end up ruining a good day.
Sheik:I didn't even get to do my triple axel.
Link:(puts up his glass)To pathedic randomness.
Everyone:YEAH!
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(It's 7:00AM and everyone was torn out of their sleep by Nabooru's irriated screams.Nabooru has been up all night trying to get her hair unpinked.Ganon and Sheik are panicing around thinking the world has ended,Malon has taken the opportunity to finish up the garden and Saria has mysteriouly disapreared in the basement.Link and Zelda are still on the plane with Ruto,who is bouncing around hyperactively.)
Sheik:(running around in a circle bumping into pots and breaking more tables)AAH!!!THE WORLD IS ENDING,THE SKY IS FALLING,TACO JOHNS HAS EXPLODED!!!!
Ganon:(doing the same thing as Sheik is, only is carring a bag of marshmellow chicks)AAH!!!PLEASE HAVE MERCY DIN!!!!!I DIDN'T MEAN TO BREAK GRANS CHINA!!!IT WAS CARNIVAL DAY!!!!I ATE SO MUCH COTTON!!!!
Nabooru:(runs into the room with rage)(Hair wet and open but still pink)SHUT UP YOU IDIOTS!!!!THE WORLD IS NOT ENDING!!!GET A LIFE!!!
Ganon:(looking touched and looking up to the sky)Sheik,do you know what this means?
Sheik:(eyes flicker)Mexican tonight!!!!!!
Ganon:No,we have another chance.(looks at Nabooru)Nabooru-
Nabooru:Shut up!!!!I need to go to Hyrule hairsalon to unpink my hair.I have tryed everything from jellybeans to grapejuice to(shivers)SHAMPOO!!!!
Sheik and Ganon:(gasp)
Ganon:Nabooru watch your mouth children are in this neighborhood.
Saria:(suddenly in the living room)(looking pale)SHAMPOO!!!
Sheik:(runs to get soap)
Malon:(walks in covered in potting soil followed by that weird tomato plant hopping around with his contaner)Saria,you look ill,why?
Saria:I'm going on a hunger strike until you show Mido some respect!What do say about that?
(Everyone looks up from what they have been doing.)
Everyone:What?
Saria:Never mind.(jumps up but remembers she can't fly and grabs the ceiling fan)
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(Zelda and Link on the plane)
(Zelda is red-eyed from lack of sleep and Link has refused to leave the bathroom until a doctor sees him-but he wants you to know he still accepts all coffee offers)
Zelda:(still has the same pillow over her head)
Ruto:(suddenly pops up making Zelda jump):HELLO!!!What a beautiful flight we're having.Would you you like a complementry fortune cookie.(zooms in with camera)
Zelda:(trying her best not to blow her top)No.
Ruto:How about some chilli.(zooms in more)
Zelda:(her face is starting to get red with rage)No!
Ruto:How about free serenading.I take requests.(raises eyebrows up and down.)
Zelda:(face is twinching)(mumbles in rage)
Ruto:(grins widely)I beg your parden?Was that a request for my favorite song?One of my originals."I'm Ruto,a fish."
Zelda:(opens mouth but is interupted by Ruto.)
Ruto:Hush now and listien to the sounds of my soothing voice.(starts singing) (Oh-My name is Ruto,I ate beans last night,and in the cockpit I went poopo,just right-)
Zelda:(get's up in rage)That is it.(get's up and walks randomly off leaving Ruto singing her-eh-beautifly composed music)
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(8:00)
(Back at the house Nabooru is urging everyone into the car and Sheik and Ganon who still are not awake are conviced they are going figure skating.)
Nabooru:(wearing a baseball cap that shockingly she could fit all her hair under.)HUSTLE!!!Come on let's go in the car.
Sheik:(wearing insane skating outfit)I didn't pack up my figureskates.
Ganon:(wearing matching outfit but looks more disturbing in it)(grinning)I didn't need to I always have them tied under Nabooru's car.
Nabooru:(groans)So that's why I always get pulled over.
Sheik:(pulls his skates from behind one of Saria's ears)TAHDAH!!!Pretty good,eh?I'm going live one day.I can saw Link in half.He was telling me he always wanted to be sawed in half.
Ganon:It was to go to Disneyland and I said it.
Sheik:SHUTUP!!!I don't want to lose my audiences sense of mystery.
Nabooru:Okay people we're going.
Sheik:Hey maybe Nabooru can do a card trick.They'd get a kick out of that pink hair.
Ganon:Yeah!Nabooru-
Nabooru:ENOUGH!!!Ganon load up the bags!
Ganon:(confused)Bags?
Nabooru:I got an unpinking appointment in a special hairclinic.It's a 9 hour drive.
Ganon and Sheik:WHAT!!!!
Malon:Well duh.What do you expect.
Nabooru:LOAD UP THE BAGS!!!
Ganon:(panicly throws them in the back)
Nabooru:NOW IN THE CAR!
(Everyone rushes into the car.Nabooru drives and Ganon sits next to her.Saria,Malon,and Sheik in the back.)
(They start driveing.)
Ganon:(shreiks like a girl)ROADTRIP WOO!!!(lifts hands in the air)(screams excited girly screams)
Nabooru:If you promise never to do that again we'll stop at the gas station for coffee.
Ganon:YEAH!!!I'm PUMPED UP!!!
Malon:Don't we have to go there anyway.
Nabooru:Shh......
_______________________________________________________________________ (Zelda and Link on the plane)
(Zelda is randomly walking near the cockpit.)
(You can hear the pilot and co-pilot laughing.)
(sounds from the cockpit)
Co-Pilot:truth of dare?
Pilot:DARE.
CP:I dare you to....(giggle)(whispering)
(Zelda hears what they're whispering and runs away.)
Zelda:What kind of cheap airline is this.I thought the tickets were a good deal,but jeepers....
Ruto:(popped up suddenly)(singing at the top of her lungs)JEEPERS CREEPERS WHERE DID YOU GET THOSE PEEPERS-
Zelda:(runs very fast and runs into a locked bathroom stall.)
Link:Are you the doctor?Doctor,I have airplane insanity syndrome.Help me.
Zelda:(imitates a mans voice)(clears throat)You don't have airplane insanity syndrome.You are cured by my doctor magic.
Link:(runs out excited almost bumping into Zelda)Zelda,guess what?I'm cured!!!The doctor used his powers and cured me.
Zelda:(pretending to be very excited)Wow, Link!That's wonderful!Let's go to our seats and celebrate by...uh..saluting the Martins.
Link:(grabs Zelda's hand and starts skipping while people stare.)
Zelda:(thinking)*Oh well,it's better marring a fruitcake than.....ahh....a mailman.He publicly humiates me but I can't get enough of him.*
Link:(thinking)*ahh.............................I like mayo.....(strange interenal laugh).......*
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(9:00)
(In the car)
(Every got "loaded up with supplies for the big adventure"(I wonder who said that.) and Ganon is now super hyper active from the coffee.)
Ganon:(Can't sit still keeps trying to do flips inside the car.)
Nabooru:And your mom thought you'd grow out of the coffee craving-smashing china thing.
Malon:You should have promised him herbal tea or at least put sleeping pills in it.See how good mine is.(Points to Sheik asleep on her lap)
Saria:Why aren't you talking to me?
(Nabooru and Malon look up from up a map.)
Malon:Did you say something little girl?
Saria:I have a name..........
Nabooru:Hey,why don't we give you the job of giving Ganon his medication.(To Malon)You have to make them feel resposible.
Malon:(talking to Saria the way you talk to a five year old when you expect them to be excited)So how would you like that?That's a big job.Can we count on you?
Saria:(irriated)What's so hard about it?Nabooru either put's it his cake or promises him a "little Science lesson in the bathroom".
Malon:(chuckles)So you do have a creative side to you,Nabooru.
Nabooru:(slams on the breaks really hard at what Saria just said)
Sheik:(wakes up with a jump)(grabs Malon so tight she can't breathe)MALON!!!SAVE ME!!! THE CARDBOARD BOXES ARE GOING TO EAT ME!!!(starts sobbing onto Malon's shoulder)
Malon:There there.(strokes Sheiks hair)It was just a nightmare.Hush now.
Ganon:Sheik's afraid of cardboard boxes!!!!Oh,so that why he didn't like that chirstmas present.......I just thought he didn't like icicle lights.......
Nabooru:(still blushing from what Saria said) (starts driving again)
Ganon:(chuckles)Cardboard boxes huh?I bet there is story behind that.
Malon:Not one you would want to hear.
Ganon:(Laugh insanely)
Nabooru:Cardboard boxes aren't that bad compared to Ganon's phobia's.He's afraid of green mirrors and colored pencils.
Ganon:(quietly)Mommy said I could fly.........(looks off into the road )
_______________________________________________________________________ (Zelda and Link are finally sitting down and Link has finally stopped trying to "wave in the Martins" when they are interuped by an important message from the pilot.)
Pilot:Attention (sounds like he's reading something out off of a card)My boogers are so big they are pregnate.(You can hear the co-pilot laughing the background)That's it.I'm picking truth from now on.(thinks he turned the intercom off) I can't believe I took that dare earlier.
Co-pilot:The passengers will be shocked when we tell them we're flying randomly until we run out of gas.We'd lose are jobs and they'd attack us with our unedible airline steaks.
Pilot:Oh my goddesses!!!!I left the intercom on!!!
Zelda:............(trying to hold in rage)
Link:Wow!!!!!!!!!(looks at Zelda excitedly)Maybe we can jump on to the Great Wall of China.Zelda,I heard if you do the moonwalk on it you'll be immortal(thinks hard)At least against cottage cheese.......Wow..........no more cheese burn....Heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee.
Zelda:(Anime sweatdrop)right..................Hey.......Why isn't there any calls of rage????(They look around and see flight attendants hypnotizing the pasengers with grape jelly jars.)
Zelda:(gasp)
Link:(staring at jelly jar)0.0 ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.A sound...............Hee......
Zelda:(slaps Link)We have to get this set straight.(drags Link to cockpit)
Link:WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE........oh.........sky cheese...hee.
_______________________________________________________________________ (10:00)
(in the car)
(Ganon has been rambling on about his favorite stapler brands while Sheik and Malon are talking in a hush not noticing Saria who is trying to use her nails to open the car door while Nabooru drives in irritation and misery.)
Ganon:-I myself,as in me,prefer the type of stapler that gives you that assuring kind click when you staple-
Nabooru:GANON!!!
Ganon:(eyes light up) yes darling???
Nabooru:(irritated sigh)
Ganon:DARLING?-
Nabooru:(looks like she's going to scream but holds it in and talks sweetly and fakely)Ganny let's play a little game.Let's play the game called let's listien to the soothing sounds of the car.
Ganon:WOO!(then gets quiet)
(You can hear some of what Malon and Sheik are saying since it's so quiet)
Sheik:Darling-we need to buy.........I'm so excited.........(giggle)
Malon:-Yes.......(giggle)...
(they stop when they notice that they're being listiened to)
Ganon:(giggles)OH MY GOSH HOW EXCITING!!!!Somethings up!!!!!NABOORU LET'S PLAY THIS GAME MORE OFTEN!!!
Nabooru:(you can tell that her soul is rejoiceing)
Ganon:What's up?
Sheik:(giggle)GUESS WHAT!!!!MALON'S LETTING ME BUILD US A GARDEN SHEID!!!Wow...Malon trusts me enough for to let me build a garden sheid.
Ganon:(hyper actively and excited)NEATO!!!!NABOORU NABOORU!!!!CAN I HELP SHEIK BUILD THE GARDEN SHEID!!!CAN I CAN I !?!
Nabooru:Only if you're very good.
(Ganon and Sheik squeal excitedly in unison.)
(It's quiet for a while until...)
Ganon:NABOORU!!!!!NABOORU!!!!WE HAVE TO STOP!!!THAT'S AN APPLE SAUSE FACTORY!!!!!
Sheik:Oh my gosh is that a real live APPLE SAUSE factory!!!!!
Ganon:.......Yeah......
Nabooru:(irriated)Are you out of your mind?Ganon,since when do you like apple sause?
Ganon:When we went hiking that one day.You know when Sheik got bitten by that rabid racoon.
Sheik:(gives a thumbs up and grins)I almost died!!!
Ganon and Sheik:DUDE!!!(slaps each other five)
Malon:What does that have anything to do with apple sause?
Ganon:The emergency room doctor got me hooked!!!I was sneaking around in the labritory when Sheik was screaming and I found it on top of his pool table and then you wouldn't believe who showed up but-(is cut off by Nabooru)
Nabooru:OKAY!!!!JEEPERS!!!!
Sheik:Please let's stop!!!!!
Nabooru:Why are you obsessed with apple sause?
Sheik:(thinks hard)I don't know.....but I think Saria has to go to bathroom!!!
Malon:(sees something that is on the floor)(screams)
(Nabooru sees it and pulls over with a big slam that causes "it" to fly up to the wind shield and slide down on Nabooru's pants)
(The car starts to smell...)
Nabooru:(screams)DAMN!!!THESE PANTS COST 100 BUCKS NOT INCLUDING INFLATING CHARGES!!!!!
Malon:SARIA!!!Why didn't you tell us you .....eh...had to go.
Saria:I've been telling you but you never listien!!!!I had to get back at you!!!!WAHAHAHAH!!!!
Ganon:(clueless)What?What's going on???NABOORU!!!There is poop on your pantleg!!!!Oh my gosh!!!!(faints)
Sheik:YAY!!!NOW WE CAN STOP AT THE APPLE SAUSE FACTORY!!(thinking)*Maybe I can steal a leprechan!!WEEE!!!A shoe tree!!!!*
_______________________________________________________________________ (On the Plane)
(11:30)
(Link and Zelda have made it to the cockpit and have made the co-pilot run off screaming girly screams(via Zeldas rage) and they have been agruing with the pilot)
Pilot:-Like I said you ALWAYS have to take a dare!!No way was I gonna tell John my crush!!!!
Zelda:(screams in rage gets so mad she hits the pilot(a little too hard) and he falls over)
Link:ZELLY!!!!You killed the pilot!!!
Zelda:FOR NAYRU'S LOVE!!!!!No way is he dead.(pokes the pilot with her foot and he rolls over lifelessly)
Link:.................
Zelda:oh shit...................
Link:YAY!!!!I GET TO FLY THE PLANE!!!!
Zelda:(restrains Link)NO!!!
(a strerdess comes in hidden in the shadows)
Zelda:THANK GODDESSES!!!!You need to get the Co-Pilot!!!
Strerdess:Oops......I thought he was a Re-dead so I shot him unconsious with my ketchup gun.
Zelda:WHAT!!!!!
Strerdess:That's okay?I can fly planes.(she steps out and sits down revealing herself as the one and only RUTO!!)
Zelda and Link:(scream)
Zelda:Why.....oh why....I knew I would be killed by some kind of car/airplane/bathtub wreck but not one caused by Ruto.
Ruto:Chill,Zelda(giggle)Get it "chill", Zora's domain is frozen and I said "chill" (laughs really hard)
Link:At least I won't look aged and ugly in my casket.I will be beautiful forever.
Zelda:Yes.....(get's quiet)
Link:(laughs)"chill"......................
Ruto:(still laughing) (snort) okay...(cracks fingers) Okay it's time to fly the plane.(puts camera on dashboard)(looks around on the control panel and presses random buttons.)
(the plane takes a plunge)
Ruto:(giggles)Oops....I guess I took it off of auto pilot!!!(grabs steering wheel)
(Ruto randomly moves the steering wheel around causing Link and Zelda to fly all around the room.)
Ruto:WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!
Zelda and Link:AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!
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(in the car)
(12:30)
(they are finally back on the road after an extremly gross and embrassing scene)
Ganon:I'm hungry!!!!!!WAAHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!
Nabooru:(irritated growl)(sigh)(looks at car's clock)I guess it is time for lunch.(stops car and is convienently in a McDonalds parking lot )
Ganon:NEATO!!!!!
(They go inside)
(When they step in Sheik and Ganon stand in awe taking it all in.)
Nabooru:Okay you and Sheik find seats and Malon and I will order.
(Nabooru and Malon get in line.)
Someone standing behind them:BOOOOO!!!The Hyrule hatters suck!!!
Nabooru:What????
Malon:The back of your hat!!!!
Nabooru:Oh okay....
SSBT:the Termina tatters are gonna cream you guys-(is interupted by a couple fighting in the store)
(It's Peach and Mario)
Peach:YOU ARE SO INSENSATIVE!!!!!
Mario:WHAT!!!!
Peach:(screaming)You are just a gay,ugly man that's obessed with licking toilet paper!!!!
(everyone stares)
(Peach slaps Mario and runs off in rage)
Mario:What.............Why is everyone staring!!!!!We must DANCE DANCE DANCE!!!!!!(starts pole dancing using a table leg)
Nabooru:Ick...................
Malon:You know I'm not that hungry anymore.
Nabooru:Let's go somewhere else.
(they walk off and see Sheik and Ganon playing in the balls)
Sheik:WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ganon:WAHOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Malon:.....................................................
Nabooru:WHAT ARE YOU DOING!!!!WE'RE LEAVING LET'S GET OUT OF HERE!!!!!
Sheik:Awwwwwwwwwwwwww.Okay.............................................(jump s out of the ball room but grabs an armful of balls)
Nabooru:GANON!!!!!
(Ganon sits down in the balls and refuses to get out.)
Ganon:(sounding like a 2 year-old when you HAVE to leave Chucky Cheeses)NO!!!!!I'M NOT GOING!!!!YOU CAN'T MAKE ME!!!!!(starts crying)WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!
Nabooru:GAN-(quiets down and talks sweetly and fakely)Okay Ganny.You've won.We're leaving and you can stay here in the balls forever.Bye dear Ganon.
(Sheik,Nabooru,and Malon wait at the door way)
Nabooru:(counting on her fingers)1....2-
(Ganon comes in running to Nabooru sobbing)
Ganon:NABOORU!!!!!DON'T LEAVE ME!!!!I'M NOT READY TO BE ONE OF BALLS YET!!!!!!
Nabooru:Of course Ganny Wanny.
(They get back in the car.)
Sheik:So now what are going to eat.
Saria:And why was I in the car the whole time.
Malon:I packed a lunch for all of us, Sheik darling I made STEAMED BROCCOIL!!!!
Sheik:YES!!!(grabs it from her and chucks it down in 0.581 seconds)
Nabooru:Okay.....
Malon:And I brought year old soup for Ganon.
Ganon:(touched)You did that for me?(grabs it and slurps it down in 0.87 seconds)
Saria:Hello????Why are you so mean to me?????
Malon:Nabooru I brought you your favorite.Celery with ketchup for dip.
Nabooru:Great!!!(grabs it and starts eating)We can always count on Malon.
Malon:and for me a basic peanut butter and mayonase sandwich with a big bottle of coke.(starts jugging the coke)
Ganon:Awesome Malon packed more coffee!!!!
Nabooru:GANON!!!!
(Grabs the whole thermos and jugs it down)
Sheik:I brought melted cheese mixed with 7-up to drink!!!!!Want some Nabooru?
Nabooru:I think I'll just have water,thanks.
Saria:WHAT ABOUT ME!!!!!!
Malon:We should get going.
Nabooru:Of course.(starts driving)
Saria:THATS IT!!!!!
(Saria turns on the cars radio to the childrens song marathon then she breaks the knob so it's stuck there)
Nabooru:SARIA!!!!
Malon:Cars aren't cheap little girl.
Sheik:(gets all excited)Oh my gosh!!!!It's the Fluffy Bunny Theme song!!!
(Sheik starts singing along)
(Purple snails DOO DOO DOO Fluffy Bunny's tails DOO DOO DOO-)
Nabooru:THAT'S IT!!!!(wrecks the radio and it crumbles into little pieces)
Malon:This car will be completely ruined by the time we get there.
Nabooru:Half of me already knew that.(Nabooru looks around and sees Saria bangining her head aganist the door almost cracking it,Sheik attempting to finish "Fluffy Bunny's Ballad" without music,and Ganon who is wiggling around hyperactivly since the coffee had obivously gone to his system.)
Malon:I see what you mean......................
Ganon:(talking while jumping around in his seat)No way Nabooru has a good hardy car.(banges the dashboard hyperactively and that was the finishing blow for the car the car stops w/ engine smoking and all)
Nabooru:OMG!!!!!
(They all get out of the car.)
Nabooru:We need to get this fixed.I'll be late for my unpinking appointment!!!!
Saria:SHAMPOO!!!!(runs off)
Malon:She'll come back when she's hungry.
Nabooru:Ganon!Sheik!You know how to fix cars right?
Sheik:Err..................
Ganon:OF COURSE!!!!!When I was Sheiks age I was car fixing champ of the land!
Malon:That sounds familar...........
Ganon:COME ON SHEIK!!!!!!!(pulls Sheik and himself under the car)
Sheik:AHHHHH!!!ICE SKATE BLADE BURN!!!!
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(on the plane)
(2:00)
(Ruto continues to fly the plane wildly while laughing crazily)
Ruto:(pushes random buttons and obivously turns it back to auto pilot)HEE!
(Zelda and Link get off the floor which they have been clinging on too desperatly)
(Some random African dude walks in.)
African Dude:Ushah minto tyuhsis.
Link:Zelda get out the book.
(Zelda gets out the book that they still didn't realize it's 100,000 ways to swear in Africa.)
Zelda:(flips through book)
Link:just read something randomly.
Zelda:(reading from book)Gyuftiyuq blibkato ombasis.
AD:(outraged)GYUFTIYUQ GYAQYUTIT!!!!
Link:OMG!!!!Zelda look what book that is!!!!
(Zelda gasps when she realizes it.)
(The African dude looks like he's ready to kill them when....)
Ruto:OKAY!!!!I'm gonna land now.
(the plane lands perfectly)
Zelda:RUTO!!!!WHOA!!!
Ruto:(grins) just part of my duty!!!!(grabs camera and skips out while bumping in to random walls)
Link and Zelda:(shocked silence)
Link:Where are we?????
(They walk out of the plane and relize they are
?????????????^_^
On the street by their house ^_^)
Link:WHAT!!!!!
(The co-pilot walks out with ketchup stains on his face)
Co-Pilot:Yeah we where tired so we where just circleing this area the whole time.(chuckles)and you thought we were flying to Africa!!!!!!!HA HA HA- (stops when he sees the menacing look on Zelda's face)Well Bye!!!!!!!!
(The Co-Pilot runs in the plane and flies off quickly into the horizon)
Zelda and Link:............................................................
Zelda:This never happend.
Link:Right.
(They go in the house)
(Ruto is already playing with her video tapes in the living room while giggling.)
Link:Where is everyone??????????????????
Ruto:(shrugs)
Zelda:(grabs piece of paper)They left a note for Impa incase she would stop by.
( Impa-We went to unpink my hair.Feel free to stay for awhile.Just lock the door tightly if you see Mario coming.Last time he ate all of our jam.Shame on him!-The one and only Nabooru ^_^ PS:Ganon says "Hi!!!" )
Link:Okay...................... _______________________________________________________________
(The car)
(3:00)
(Malon and Nabooru have been standing watching Ganon and Sheik's pathedic attempts to fix the car.)
Ganon:There!!!!!
Sheik:We fixed it.
(They stand back and glance at it proudly)
(It's quiet for a sudden then)
BOOM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(The car explodes leaving a pile of ashes in it's place.)
(Everyone stares at it for awhile)
(Nabooru kicks the ashes and screams in rage.)
Ganon:We did good.
Sheik:Yeah.
Ganon:I love that feeling when you make the owner of the car happy!
Sheik:Yeah!
(Ganon and Sheik give each other a thumbs up)
(Nabooru is now on her knees pounding the ashes in rage.)
Sheik and Ganon:DUDE!(They give each other a head but (a little too hard) and they fall over unconsious)
Malon:..................................................................
(A large eagle flys over and drops Saria.)
Malon:Alright then........................................................
Nabooru:We're doomed.......
Saria:(still on the ground)@_@ ............................Whoa.............................
(It seems like hope is lost when.....)
(A strange van drives by and stops.And non other than the one and only
^_________^
POKEGIRL(with kirby next to her and Mario sobbing in the back seat)
Pokegirl:Car troubles?
Nabooru:(upset)WHAT DO YOU THINK????
Malon:Aren't you writing this anyway?
Pokegirl:Yeah.........so..............
Nabooru:Could you use your author powers to unpink my hair?
Malon:And could you drive us home?
Pokegirl:What does this look like an instant service booth pick one or the other.
Nabooru:Well-(realizes everyone except her is in Pokegirl's van so she put's some of her car remains in a box and hops in grumbling.)
Pokegirl:Okay here we go.
Kirby:HI!!!!!!!
Mario:(sobs harsely)I only like Ultra Soft kind she made it sound like I'd lick anything.(sob)
Ganon:THIS IS SO EXCITING!!!!!!LET'S SING A SONG!!!!!!
(Sheik and Ganon start singing 99 bottles of beer on the wall)
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(6:00)
(At the house)
(They finally pull in.)
(They all go in the kitchen for dinner.)
Zelda:So did anyone make anything of this day.
(everyone shakes their head)
Ganon:Pretty much it was just pointless and pathedic.We usally end up ruining a good day.
Sheik:I didn't even get to do my triple axel.
Link:(puts up his glass)To pathedic randomness.
Everyone:YEAH!
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