Yoda's Eleven

Disclaimer: Nope I am not writing this stupid disclaimer thing. What? It's stupid everyone knows that George Lucas doesn't go on fan fic and write stories. No offense, but George Lucas probably doesn't know about fan fic.

(Yoda walks into solid room with one light, no windows, and one door. If you haven't guessed it already Yoda is in prison, getting parole in fact. Yoda tried to steal the Nubian that the queen traveled in for episode 1)

Parole Officer 1: Yoda, why did you commit the crime you did?

Yoda: Betrayed me the force did. Got helplessly drunk and went on rampage I did.

Parole Officer 2: Would you do this again if you were released?

Yoda: Betrayed me once the force has. Do it again for kicks it would not.

Parole officer 3: What we want to know is what you would do if released?

Yoda: Catch up with some friends.

( Parole officers discuss in a huddle for a minute)

Parole Officer 1: You are free to go master Yoda

(Yoda grabs cane and walks out of the room . Emerges minutes later in the front of the prison in old Jedi master suit with an evil grin on his face. Yoda sees Obi Wan and hobbles toward him.)

Obi: Do you have a plan yet?

Yoda: Why the hell do you ask that? Become a citizen I just have. Of course plan I have.

Later that day at a bar on Tatooine.

Obi: So what the hell's your plan?

Yoda: When was the last time Coruscant have you been?

Obi: You want to knock over a treasury!?

Yoda shakes his head and holds up three wrinkled fingers.

Obi: You want to knock over three treasuries? Who are you going to get to fund this?

Yoda: Palpatine.

Obi: Wonder what he'll say

Later the next day at Palpatine's house.

Palpatine: You're out of your god damn minds.

Obi: You're right.

Yoda: Sorry we bothered you we are.

Obi: See ya' later Palpatine

Yoda and Obi turn to leave.

Palpatine: Just out of curiosity, which treasuries did you have in mind?

Obi: The three branches of the galactic senate treasuries.

Palpatine: I'm in.

(A/N: I'll be back with more chapters later but please review my story, NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!)