Title: Ivy vs. Grace 937

Author: Ivy Crane

Disclaimer: I don not own Passions, Harmony, any of these characters, or the state of Maine.

A/N: Thanks for those of you who were patient (Sorry)! This is hopefully the last chapter to this triangle so I can start on a newer and not to mention younger triangle.

P.S. I hope you don't choke on goldfish this time, Beth!

P.S.S. I kind of made a mistake last chapter I talked about divorce papers. Well let's just say that Grace and David got an annulment and Sam and Grace married again (Gag me with a spoon)!  

~B&B David's room~

Grace: (Pacing) I can't believe he would dump me for that Blondie bitch!

David: (Lying on the bed) Relax! Besides you said you loved me first.

Grace: Just because I said I loved you doesn't mean he should go jump in bed with Ivy! {Actually it does get it through that awful haircut of yours! Sorry! She said that on the show once and it just pissed me off!}

David: Well actually it does.

Grace: (Giving one of her world class glares.) Whose side are you on anyways?

David: (Grabbing around the waist and pulling her down on the bed) Yours of course Baby! And I say if he can do it. Then so can we.

Grace: I love the way you think!

{I think you can guess for yourself what happens next. Let's just say we really should stop calling her Saint Grace!}

~Bennett House~

Sam: I can't believe Grace can be so cruel!

Jessica: It's okay Dad!

Sam: But ignoring her own children for her niece and long lost son! I thought that was something Ivy would do not Grace!

Ivy: I'm just right in the room!

Sam: Sorry Ivy! I've heard stories!

Ivy: About how I'm Poison Ivy and I neglect all of my kids!

Sam: Well…Yea

Ivy: I'm so out of here!

Sam: Wait! I need you for emotional support as I go through this divorce.

Ivy: You have two of your kids right in front of you!

Sam: They're to close to the problem.

Kay: Actually, quite the opposite.

Sam: Well… You know what I mean.

Jessica: Actually, we don't.

Sam: (Groans and puts his head in his hands) Only I can manage to piss off all of the women in my life in one night!

~Tabby's House~

Tabitha: (Laughing) Moron!

Hecuba: Yes but a very hot moron!

Zombie: Timmy's right is all you can think about is men?

Timmy: (Nervously) Timmy said no such thing! Leave Timmy out of this!

Scroll: Ladies! Ladies!

Timmy: ahem!

Scroll: And dolls.

Timmy: For the last time Timmy's a real boy.

Scroll: Let's just get back to the show shall we? (mutters under breath) I'm going to need a long vacation after this.

~ Bennett kitchen. 2 weeks later. ~

{In two weeks Sam and Grace got divorced. Grace and David got married and Ivy and Sam are taking their relationship slow.)

 Ivy: (Rolled into the kitchen. That had a horrible scent to it. Like burnt pizza and metal cooked together.) Oh my! What the hell is that god-awful stench! (Catches sight of Grace in an apron bent over the oven taking something out.) Grace! You're not supposed to be here!

Grace: Oh hello Ivy! (Takes out a huge pan of Tomato Soup Cake and sets it on the table to cool.) Okay Ivy enough games!

Ivy: What games?

Grace: I know you're after my husband! But I'll never let you take him!

Ivy: Look Grace! I think you've been spending too much time near that Tomato Soup Cake! It's gone to your head! If it could make it past that hair of yours!

Grace: My hair is just fine thank you very much!

Ivy: How did you?

Grace: That's not important right now, Ivy! We're talking about you!

Ivy: Me?

Grace: Yes! You and my husband! I think you're trying to steal David away from me!

A/N: How I love cliffhangers! Exams may (thank god) be over school unfortunately isn't so I'm trying to update as fast as I can! The more votes the better! (Sorry about the mess-up before)