Title: Ivy vs. Grace 937
Author: Ivy Crane
Disclaimer: I don not own Passions, Harmony, any of these characters, or the state of Maine.
A/N: Thanks for those of you who were patient (Sorry)! This is hopefully the last chapter to this triangle so I can start on a newer and not to mention younger triangle.
P.S. I hope you don't choke on goldfish this time, Beth!
P.S.S. I kind of made a mistake last chapter I talked about divorce papers. Well let's just say that Grace and David got an annulment and Sam and Grace married again (Gag me with a spoon)!
~B&B David's room~
Grace: (Pacing) I can't believe he would dump me for that Blondie bitch!
David: (Lying on the bed) Relax! Besides you said you loved me first.
Grace: Just because I said I loved you doesn't mean he should go jump in bed with Ivy! {Actually it does get it through that awful haircut of yours! Sorry! She said that on the show once and it just pissed me off!}
David: Well actually it does.
Grace: (Giving one of her world class glares.) Whose side are you on anyways?
David: (Grabbing around the waist and pulling her down on the bed) Yours of course Baby! And I say if he can do it. Then so can we.
Grace: I love the way you think!
{I think you can guess for yourself what happens next. Let's just say we really should stop calling her Saint Grace!}
~Bennett House~
Sam: I can't believe Grace can be so cruel!
Jessica: It's okay Dad!
Sam: But ignoring her own children for her niece and long lost son! I thought that was something Ivy would do not Grace!
Ivy: I'm just right in the room!
Sam: Sorry Ivy! I've heard stories!
Ivy: About how I'm Poison Ivy and I neglect all of my kids!
Sam: Well…Yea
Ivy: I'm so out of here!
Sam: Wait! I need you for emotional support as I go through this divorce.
Ivy: You have two of your kids right in front of you!
Sam: They're to close to the problem.
Kay: Actually, quite the opposite.
Sam: Well… You know what I mean.
Jessica: Actually, we don't.
Sam: (Groans and puts his head in his hands) Only I can manage to piss off all of the women in my life in one night!
~Tabby's House~
Tabitha: (Laughing) Moron!
Hecuba: Yes but a very hot moron!
Zombie: Timmy's right is all you can think about is men?
Timmy: (Nervously) Timmy said no such thing! Leave Timmy out of this!
Scroll: Ladies! Ladies!
Timmy: ahem!
Scroll: And dolls.
Timmy: For the last time Timmy's a real boy.
Scroll: Let's just get back to the show shall we? (mutters under breath) I'm going to need a long vacation after this.
~ Bennett kitchen. 2 weeks later. ~
{In two weeks Sam and Grace got divorced. Grace and David got married and Ivy and Sam are taking their relationship slow.)
Ivy: (Rolled into the kitchen. That had a horrible scent to it. Like burnt pizza and metal cooked together.) Oh my! What the hell is that god-awful stench! (Catches sight of Grace in an apron bent over the oven taking something out.) Grace! You're not supposed to be here!
Grace: Oh hello Ivy! (Takes out a huge pan of Tomato Soup Cake and sets it on the table to cool.) Okay Ivy enough games!
Ivy: What games?
Grace: I know you're after my husband! But I'll never let you take him!
Ivy: Look Grace! I think you've been spending too much time near that Tomato Soup Cake! It's gone to your head! If it could make it past that hair of yours!
Grace: My hair is just fine thank you very much!
Ivy: How did you?
Grace: That's not important right now, Ivy! We're talking about you!
Ivy: Me?
Grace: Yes! You and my husband! I think you're trying to steal David away from me!
A/N: How I love cliffhangers! Exams may (thank god) be over school unfortunately isn't so I'm trying to update as fast as I can! The more votes the better! (Sorry about the mess-up before)
