Chapter 5: Hermione's fun.

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Hermione looked around the room. She was trying to decide who her victim would be. She was thinking about getting back at Oliver but then she remember what Serenati told her and decide against it. She stroked her tiger and looked around the room, twirling her hair on her finger. She then smiled evily.

"Harry, I choose you. You know what I'm gonna ask, so answer." Hermione said in a sassy voice unlike her own. Harry gulped and thought. Everyone was TO curious to hear what she could make him do or say.

"Okay, I choose dare." Harry finally said, regretting it right as he saw her smile become more wicked.

"Harry, I DARE you to stand on the roof and shout out loud that you and Snape are going out and that you have been cheating on him with... Professor Flitwick." Hermione said happily. Everyone laughed at her dare, Harry going a VERY pale white. He right away shouted 'Decline' and Hermione shrugged happily.

"Okay, than your other option is to put ice cream down you clothes, take a shower in jello, and then wear a chicken suit that is wearing pink and with poke-a-dot underwear that says 'I love Slythren' on them, doing the chicken dance 15 times hopping on one foot. And then to top it all off, at the end of your little chicken dance, you must roll around in mud while singing the meow mix song. It's your choice." Hermione said, smirking. Everyone looked at Harry who was looked at Hermione. She smiled happily and waited for his answer.

"I guess I'll take the second one. It seems less painful." Harry decided. Hermione and Serenati squealed happily. Everyone looked at them as they walked outside into Hermione's back yard.

"Seren made a me do it last summer. I've been DYING to have someone else do it!" Hermione said happily! Harry sighed as Hermione handed him a large bowl of various ice creams. Harry looked at it than her.

"You SERIOUSLY did this?" Harry asked her. She nodded and laughed.

"Just get it over with Harry. You'll laugh about it for years after your done! Now go on!" Harry sighed and poured the cold ice cream down his shirt, wincing. Hermione and the girls laughed as Harry poured it down his back, the ice cream drenching him from neck down. When he was down, and VERY cold, Hermione used her wand to make colorful jello in cute shapes fall onto Harry, each one bouncing off of him. She then made it so it was just the watery ix, the color pouring over him. When Hermione stopped, Harry was covered in purple, red, green, and orange jello mix, some of the jello shapes on his head and shoulders. Hermione gave him the chicken suit and smiled again. Harry put it on, looking out the orange beak.

"Oh, I forgot something about the chicken suit! You see, it lays eggs while your dancing and you could slip on them! Good luck." Hermione warned. Harry glared and her and began to do the chicken dance on one foot. Harry slipped on three of the eggs, getting covered in gooey yoke. Hermione took as many pictures as she could. Finally, Harry had to roll in the mud. They all went over to a mud pit by the river behind her house that Hermione had made when she did this last. Harry took off the chicken suit with difficulty because of the jello, and got into the mud.

"I want chicken, I want liver, Meow Mix, Meow Mix, please deliver." Harry sang, rolling around imitating Doctor Evil from a muggle movie Austin Powers. Only a few people got that because most had never seen the movie. When he was done, he noticed that Hermione was standing right next to the calm river. She turned around to look for a frog that had jumped into the lake and Harry saw this a perfect opportunity to push her in. He got out and quickly pushed her in, but her efforts to say up by grabbing his arm pulled him in too. They both fell in with a large SPLASH, spraying the rest with water. They all laughed and ran into the water, going into the middle where it was deep enough to dive.

Oliver and Harry climbed the tree next to the water and up to a branch that extended out to the deep part of the water and both shouted loudly 'cannon ball!'. They jumped in, the girls giggling happily and the guys following their suit. Hermione happily dived under the water and grabbed Harry's legs, scaring him. She quickly swam to the other side of him as he turned around. That time she tickled his sides. He laughed and looked down. Nothing. She then popped up behind him and shouted 'Boo!', making him jump and turn around. He looked at her and smiled. She dove under again and swam to Serenati, whispered something into her ear, and then swam to the other girls, whispering something into their ears. They all got out of the water and ran inside of the house. The guys all clustered together and began to talk.

"They are plotting something, I know it!" Fred said happily, liking the thought of spoiling their plans.

"No duh! Okay, I got an idea; we leave the water and hide in the tree. When they come back out, we scare them and chase them into the mud. What do you think?" Ron suggested, looking at his friends. They all nodded and quietly got out of the water. They climbed Hermione's big tree and hid in the leaves, waiting for the girls to come out. When they did, they where dressed in their bathing suits, some in bikini's and other's in tankini's, and looked around. The boys jumped out of the tree and scared them. the girls fired back with invisible water balloons Serenati, Rose, and Hermione's old invention and the boys happily chased the girls around Hermione's large back yard. Dean and Draco managed to get Rose and Ginny into the mud, Ron and George getting Lavender and Angela into it shortly after. Soon, Harry and Hermione where left for a face off. The girls, covered in mud, rooted fro Hermione, and the boys who where dumped into the river muck rooted for Harry. Hermione smiled and quickly dodged Harry's attempt to push her into the water.

"C'mon Potter! I'm no faster than the snitch!" Hermione teased playfully, throwing another invisible water balloon at Harry, who was hit plane in the face. He whipped it off his face and chased after her. Finally, Hermione and Harry ended up falling at the same time, Hermione in the lake mud muck and Harry in the regular mud pit.

"I guess I am faster than the snitch!" Hermione laughed, sitting in the middle of the boys. Everyone laughed and starred at the moon. While Hermione wasn't paying attention, the boys all threw the icky, lake muck into her hair, causing her and the other girls to shriek happily. The girls attacked Harry and threw mud and grass in his hair. Harry and Hermione both fought away from their attackers and laughed at the sight of their friends, both dripping in mud. Hermione turned to Harry.

"It's your turn." She said. Harry smiled.

"Hermione, you know the what I'm gonna ask, now please answer." Harry said to her, smiling.

"You know the rules. No payback." Hermione said, smiling.

"So tell me, little miss know-it-all, are there rules against this?" Harry lightly kissed Hermione. When they parted, Hermione shook her head 'no' and blushed. Harry laughed and turned to their friends.

"Well, how about you and me go and show our friends how a REAL surprise attack works?" Harry asked. Hermione sighed, a bit disappointed that he just pushed their kiss aside, but still happily nodded. They attacked their friends happily, their laughter and the sounds of splashing filling the air.

-End! Please review! Next chapter will be Harry's choice for his victim! Please review! THANX!

-Serenity