(ESTABLISHING SHOT: The Middleton Multiplex)

(RON stands outside, pacing. KIM approaches)

RON: What took you so long, KP?

KIM: I've told you a million times, cheerleading. I have a life besides movies.

RON: Whatever. Come on, free flicks await!

(RON uses his card to get himself and KIM inside. They go to the nearest theatre. Cut to screen, which is black)

ANNOUNCER: Coming soon...

(A college campus. A STUDENT walks alone. A nearby bush rustles. The STUDENT looks to see what's in the bush. Suddenly, SHAKESPEARE leaps out)

SHAKESPEARE: (Wild) Might I compare thee to a summer's day?!

(The STUDENT screams and runs. The title appears)

ANNOUNCER: When Shakespeare Attacks!

(Cut to KIM and RON)

KIM: Hollywood has no shame.

(The Kimmunicator beeps)

RON: Kim, didn't you see the announcement? You have to turn off all cell phones and pagers. You really should follow movie etiquette.

KIM: This is different, Ron. Nobody else gets calls to save the world. I have to keep it on.

RON: Whatever. Just keep it quiet.

KIM: What up, Wade?

WADE: You got a hit on your website from Mr. Caesar, the studio chief at Big Picture Studios. He wants you to look into something. There's been a theft.

KIM: What was stolen?

WADE: A movie camera.

KIM: A movie camera? That seems kind of minor. Why'd they call me?

WADE: Because a security camera at the studio shows Dr. Drakken stealing the camera.

KIM: Drakken? Why would Drakken steal a movie camera?

WADE: I don't know, but I'll let you know if I find anything.

KIM: Thanks, Wade. (Switches off Kimmunicator) I don't get it, what possible use would Drakken have for a movie camera?

RON: Who cares, here comes the feature presentation.

(Cut to DRAKKEN'S lair)

(Cut to the interior, where DRAKKEN is sitting at his desk, in front of a movie camera manned by SHEGO)

DRAKKEN: ...and with that, remember, Drakken forever!

(Signals to SHEGO to stop filming)

DRAKKEN: Now then, we'll produce the film, make copies and set my plan in motion.

SHEGO: Are you sure that this will work?

DRAKKEN: Of course. There's no reason that it shouldn't. (Checks watch) In approximately 48 hours the entire world will be under my control.