(ESTABLISHING SHOT: The Middleton Multiplex)
(RON stands outside, pacing. KIM approaches)
RON: What took you so long, KP?
KIM: I've told you a million times, cheerleading. I have a life besides movies.
RON: Whatever. Come on, free flicks await!
(RON uses his card to get himself and KIM inside. They go to the nearest theatre. Cut to screen, which is black)
ANNOUNCER: Coming soon...
(A college campus. A STUDENT walks alone. A nearby bush rustles. The STUDENT looks to see what's in the bush. Suddenly, SHAKESPEARE leaps out)
SHAKESPEARE: (Wild) Might I compare thee to a summer's day?!
(The STUDENT screams and runs. The title appears)
ANNOUNCER: When Shakespeare Attacks!
(Cut to KIM and RON)
KIM: Hollywood has no shame.
(The Kimmunicator beeps)
RON: Kim, didn't you see the announcement? You have to turn off all cell phones and pagers. You really should follow movie etiquette.
KIM: This is different, Ron. Nobody else gets calls to save the world. I have to keep it on.
RON: Whatever. Just keep it quiet.
KIM: What up, Wade?
WADE: You got a hit on your website from Mr. Caesar, the studio chief at Big Picture Studios. He wants you to look into something. There's been a theft.
KIM: What was stolen?
WADE: A movie camera.
KIM: A movie camera? That seems kind of minor. Why'd they call me?
WADE: Because a security camera at the studio shows Dr. Drakken stealing the camera.
KIM: Drakken? Why would Drakken steal a movie camera?
WADE: I don't know, but I'll let you know if I find anything.
KIM: Thanks, Wade. (Switches off Kimmunicator) I don't get it, what possible use would Drakken have for a movie camera?
RON: Who cares, here comes the feature presentation.
(Cut to DRAKKEN'S lair)
(Cut to the interior, where DRAKKEN is sitting at his desk, in front of a movie camera manned by SHEGO)
DRAKKEN: ...and with that, remember, Drakken forever!
(Signals to SHEGO to stop filming)
DRAKKEN: Now then, we'll produce the film, make copies and set my plan in motion.
SHEGO: Are you sure that this will work?
DRAKKEN: Of course. There's no reason that it shouldn't. (Checks watch) In approximately 48 hours the entire world will be under my control.
(RON stands outside, pacing. KIM approaches)
RON: What took you so long, KP?
KIM: I've told you a million times, cheerleading. I have a life besides movies.
RON: Whatever. Come on, free flicks await!
(RON uses his card to get himself and KIM inside. They go to the nearest theatre. Cut to screen, which is black)
ANNOUNCER: Coming soon...
(A college campus. A STUDENT walks alone. A nearby bush rustles. The STUDENT looks to see what's in the bush. Suddenly, SHAKESPEARE leaps out)
SHAKESPEARE: (Wild) Might I compare thee to a summer's day?!
(The STUDENT screams and runs. The title appears)
ANNOUNCER: When Shakespeare Attacks!
(Cut to KIM and RON)
KIM: Hollywood has no shame.
(The Kimmunicator beeps)
RON: Kim, didn't you see the announcement? You have to turn off all cell phones and pagers. You really should follow movie etiquette.
KIM: This is different, Ron. Nobody else gets calls to save the world. I have to keep it on.
RON: Whatever. Just keep it quiet.
KIM: What up, Wade?
WADE: You got a hit on your website from Mr. Caesar, the studio chief at Big Picture Studios. He wants you to look into something. There's been a theft.
KIM: What was stolen?
WADE: A movie camera.
KIM: A movie camera? That seems kind of minor. Why'd they call me?
WADE: Because a security camera at the studio shows Dr. Drakken stealing the camera.
KIM: Drakken? Why would Drakken steal a movie camera?
WADE: I don't know, but I'll let you know if I find anything.
KIM: Thanks, Wade. (Switches off Kimmunicator) I don't get it, what possible use would Drakken have for a movie camera?
RON: Who cares, here comes the feature presentation.
(Cut to DRAKKEN'S lair)
(Cut to the interior, where DRAKKEN is sitting at his desk, in front of a movie camera manned by SHEGO)
DRAKKEN: ...and with that, remember, Drakken forever!
(Signals to SHEGO to stop filming)
DRAKKEN: Now then, we'll produce the film, make copies and set my plan in motion.
SHEGO: Are you sure that this will work?
DRAKKEN: Of course. There's no reason that it shouldn't. (Checks watch) In approximately 48 hours the entire world will be under my control.
