A/N: Okay, to clear up some confusion: Lily doesn't realize the Marauders are taking her on dates, she thinks they just wanna hang out with her since they haven't seen her since the past year.

Ok anyway...its about 9PM and Sirius just got back from the Karaoke bar. It seems there's been some problems while he was out.

Sirius strolled into the dormitory and found Peter weeping. "What happened?" asked Sirius curiously.

"Slight problem." said Remus calmly.

At once Peter stood up and came face to face with Sirius wearing an extremely angry expression.

"I want to go out with Lily! Its not FAIR!" he wailed.

"You lost in the competition! You're not allowed to!" James shouted from his bed.

"But, but if I can't date her, just once, I'll die!!!" Peter said between sniffs.

"Oh that'll be a loss," Sirius said under his breath. Remus gave him a glare that signaled to shut up.

"Please guys?! PLEASE?!" Peter begged.

"NO!" Sirius yelled.

Peter sighed and then spoke in a relatively calm voice, "Then you leave me no choice." He took out from behind his back what looked like a small, black stuffed-dog with a bright pink bowtie on.

The other three Marauders all gasped and stared at Peter as if he were a murderer.

"MR. POOKIE!!! PUT HIM DOWN THIS INSTANT PETER!" Sirius screamed and made a dive for it but Peter was too quick and leviated it.

"No! You have to allow me to talk to Lily and take her out," Peter said smoothly.

Mr. Pookie or Lily. Who's worth it? thought Sirius. Sirius began remembering the good ol' memories with Mr. Pookie like eating cookies with him and buying Mr. Pookie's first pair of bunny slippers.

"I'll transfigure him into a CAT!" hollered Peter with a look of seriousness in his eyes.

Everyone gasped again and Sirius stood frozen.

"Mr. Pookie..." whined Sirius. "FINE! You can date Lily. Give me my Pookie! NOW!" screamed Sirius.

"Thank you!!! You're the greatest ever! I love you!" shouted Peter with a wide grin on his chubby face. Peter tried to embrace Sirius but shoved him off. Peter then gave him back Mr. Pookie and Sirius hugged it as tight as he possibly could.

"Er..I don't love you that way..you know what I mean.." said Peter.

"You're a SICK, SICK man Peter! Shame on you!! Leave me be! All of you! Mr. Pookie and I need some time alone because we've just been through a TOUGH time right now," said Sirius and he walked to his bed grasping his stuffed animal.

"Mr. Pookie you're my life. My soul. My everything. I love you," Sirius muttered under his breath to his toy, leaving the Marauders staring.

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A/N: The next morning...

Everyone was in the Great Hall for breakfast. The Marauders sat at the Gryffindor table eating their food. They discussed the "Lily issue" and came to an agreement that Peter should go today, so the last Marauder (James) would look perfect on his date.

"Sooo Peter, time to make your move," said Remus as he saw a redhead walking to the table.

"Hey guys!" said Lily cheerfully.

"Hey Lils!" chanted all the Marauders except Peter.

"Peter, don't you have something to say to Lily?" asked Remus nudging him in the ribs.

"Oh, um, hi Lily. I was just wondering...if you would like to go to the Pork Fest with me?"

"Uh, sure Peter. Exactly what IS Pork Fest?" Lily asked.

"Its the absolute BEST festival in the WORLD! Its in Hogsmeade and the WHOLE thing is about PORK! It has over 500 displays, shows and exhibitions on how to prepare pork, eat it, play with it, and how to really appreciate its being. The BEST part of it though, is the FREE food you get, and the PORK-GO-ROUND! God I love the PORK-GO-ROUND!" Peter explained in the loudest possible voice.

"That sounds...exciting," Lily said in a very unexcited voice.

"IT IS! I'll meet you in the common room after the last class!" Peter squeaked and dug into his bacon and sausages.

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A/N: In the common room after the last class of the day...

"Hi Lily! Ready for the Pork Fest?!" asked Peter with excitement.

"Yeah. Ready to go." said Lily dully but gave a forced smile.

They left Hogwarts and headed down to Hogsmeade and arrived at the Pork Festival. A large banner blinked the words saying, "Porks here! Porks of all flavors and sizes! Come and enjoy!" Lily seemed uninterested but Peter didn't seem to notice.

"Look! There's the Pork-Go-Round! Let's go before there's a line!" squealed Peter. Peter dragged Lily to the ride and was screaming," Yee-haw! Go Porky! C'mon faster Porky!"

Lily certainly wasn't having the time of her life and so she sat on the pork ride with a dull expression. Finally the ride was over and Peter dragged Lily to another section of the festival yet again.

"OHH!! THERE'S THE PORK EATING CONTEST! I'M ENTERING! Wanna join Lily?!" screamed Peter with a twinkle in his eyes.

"Um no thanks Peter. I'll just watch." said Lily.

"Porkyness. Suit yourself," said Peter.

Lily sat down at a table and watched as Peter ascended up the steps to the stage where he would eat. Little did she know, she wasn't sitting at the table by herself. James had decided to come along, hidden beneath the invisibility cloak of course, to check out how their date was coming along. By the looks of things, Peter was doing all of the things James expected of him: Making her day miserable and leaving her bored. He decided to head back to Hogwarts now that he knew Lily would enjoy ANYTHING more than this.

He slowly stood up but the cloak had gotten stuck under the table leg and he had to pull it out. Unfortunately, one of his strong tugs tipped the table over, causing it to fall onto Lily, who fell back from it.

"Ow!" she cried. "Who did that?"

James took off his invisibility cloak and said, "I'm sorry Lily, I uh, didn't see you there."

"That's strange, I didn't see you either. What's that?" she asked, pointing at the invisibility cloak.

James quickly hid it behind his back and changed the subject, "Oh nothing, you look like you're having loads of fun."

"Oh just oodles and doodles of fun here..."

"Wanna go to The Thre-"

"YES!" she quickly responded and with that, she and James walked off, leaving Peter to his pork.

A/N: That's it for chapter 4, sorry that James' date couldn't make it in this chapter, Flowithme had to go to sleep. But have no fear! He'll be in the next chapter for sure. :)