(ESTABLISHING SHOT: A small, dirty apartment. A bed sits in the corner with a person spread out on it. A small cell phone on a night stand rings. The person [NEO] blindly reaches for it and answers it)

NEO: (Half asleep) Hello?

MORPHEUS: Hello, Neo.

NEO: (Suddenly awake) Morpheus?

MORPHEUS: Yes. Do you want to learn the truth about the Matrix, Neo?

NEO: Yes.

MORPHEUS: Good. Then you'll have to-

NEO: Wait a second! Didn't I already learn the truth?

MORPHEUS: No.

NEO: Then what about everything that happened before?

MORPHEUS: That was not the truth.

NEO: It must have been. I was disconnected from the Matrix. I met you and everyone else in that little ship thing. I learned the truth. I was the one.

MORPHEUS: No you didn't, Neo. You only thought you did. You were in the outside-the-Matrix that was inside-the-Matrix.

NEO: What?

MORPHEUS: You never left the Matrix, Neo. The truth you learned was the truth that the Matrix wanted you to learn.

NEO: So the truth I learned wasn't the truth?

MORPHEUS: No.

NEO: Then it was true.

MORPHEUS: Yes. That you *didn't* learn the truth.

NEO: Look, can you explain this really slowly. I'm not that bright.

MORPHEUS: It's quite simple, Neo. You learned the truth that the Matrix wanted you to think you knew. They wanted you to believe that you already knew the truth so that you wouldn't go seeking the true truth.

NEO: There's a true truth?

MORPHEUS: Yes.

NEO: Wait- how do I know that *this* will be the true truth?

MORPHEUS: Because I say it is.

NEO: But how do I know that it's really you? How do I know that you're not the Matrix telling me that I didn't learn the truth so I would go looking for something that isn't the truth so I think I know the truth.

MORPHEUS: Look, Neo. The Matrix wouldn't tell you to go look for the truth, even if it wasn't the true truth.

NEO: Why not?

MORPHEUS: Because it's not the nature of the Matrix.

NEO: But you said- Should I just take your word for it?

MORPHEUS: Yes.

NEO: But how do I know-

MORPHEUS: Just take my word for it, Neo!

(The image fades to black and a title is shown reading,

"Matrix: Restart")

ANNOUNCER: Coming soon- The Matrix: Restart. Just when you thought you learned the truth, you learn that you don't.

(Cut to KIM and RON)

RON: Did that make sense to you?

KIM: No.

(Cut back to screen. A pair of feet wearing disco boots are walking down the sidewalk. Disco music plays in the background. Camera pans up from the feet to reveal it to be SeƱor Senior Jr. The screen goes black and the title, "Saturday Night Senior," appears)

ANNOUNCER: Saturday Night Senior. Coming Soon.

SSJ: (OS) He hit my hair!

(Cut to KIM and RON)

RON: So villains do make movies.

KIM: Ron, I really need to talk to you.

RON: Okay, what about, KP? What do you think looks good in the previews?

KIM: Actually, about going to the movies. I just don't have your enthusiasm for it. I can't go every day. It's just one of those things that I can only do so often. Now, I know that you're going to think this is one of those "drifting apart" things, but-

RON: I don't think that.

KIM: You don't?

RON: No. Kim, if you didn't want to go to the movies that often you should have just told me. I wouldn't have thought you were turning against me.

KIM: Well, that's a relief.

RON: I'm gonna go get some snacks, you want something?

KIM: Nah, I'm all right. I'll fill you in on what you miss.

(RON leaves. Cut to screen, where the title "Final Destination 3" is shown)

ANNOUNCER: Final Destination 3. Because 2 movies just wasn't final enough.

(Suddenly, the previews stop. A spinning hypno-wheel [you know what I'm talking about] spins)

DRAKKEN'S VOICE: Movie goers, you are getting very sleepy. Very sleepy. You are now all under my command. You will obey me. You will overthrow your government and put Dr. Drakken into power. And with that, remember, Drakken forever!

(Cut to shot of movie goers. They all have that hypnotized look in their eyes, including KIM)

ALL: Drakken forever!