A Random Story

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Lina Inverse, Amelia Wil Tesla Sayruun, Gourry Gabriev, Zelgadis Greywords, Yuki Souma, Kyou Souma, Shigure Souma, Momiji Souma, Dejiko (DiGi Charat), Rabi~En~Rose, Excel Excel, Hyatt, No-Face, Kirby, and Sora (.hack//SIGN) are ALL trapped inside a room with invincible Lime Jell-o walls and a lovely sleeping, rabid, Grizzly Bear!

All:..........

Dejiko: How'd we get in ta here anywayz?

All: SHHHHHH!

Grizzly Bear: *Wakes up* GRRRR!!!

All: AHHHHHH! *Running back and forth through the Jell-o barrier trying to stay alive*

Amelia: *Trips and falls onto Kyou of whom turns into a cat and proceeds to scratch her face off* OWWWWWWWWWCH!!!

No-Face: *Eats the Grizzly Bear*

All:..........

Gourry: I could've done that!!!

Kirby: *Blissfully floating around*

Gourry: *Staring at Kirby* Yum...flying Cotton Candy!!!

Excel: KAWAII!!! *Glomps Yuki and Momiji who also transform*

Dejiko: nyo

Yuki: EEP! *Skitters off*

Momiji: Pi-KA-chuuu!!!

Hyatt: *Dies and falls on top of Shigure of whom ALSO transforms...*

Shigure: GAH!!!

Momiji: *Hops into Rabi~En~Rose's arms* HIII!!!!

Zelgadis: *Is busy drinking coffee so he sits on Yuki by accident*

Yuki: AHRGHRGHACCCK! *Cough cough...hack*

Kirby: Kirby!!! *Inhales Yuki and Zelgadis*

All: What the-

Kirby: MUAHAHAHAHAHAHA! I AM SATAN KIRBY AND I HAVE COME TO-

Soumas: *Transform back*

All: O.o

Amelia: EEIII! MY POOR YOUNG VIRGIN EYES!!! Well...I used to have eyes...

Kyou: HAHAHA!!! *Opens hand* Ewww...

Kirby: AS I WAS SAYING!!! *Eats the Soumas*

Excel: Hey! ;_;

Gourry: *Eats Kirby*

Zelgadis: Ha...I'd like to see someone try and eat me...

Sora: Do you they have to eat you? Or do you just have to die?

Zelgadis: *Glare* Why do you ask?

Sora: Because I slipped some poisonous pills into your drink earlier...

Zelgadis: WHA--*Dies*

No-Face: *Eats Zelgadis*

Rabi~En~Rose: *Had caught the Grizzly Bear's rabies and goes mad, thus slaughtering Dejiko*

Sora: *Kills Rabi~En~Rose*

Amelia: *Dies of sudden blood loss*

No-Face: *Eats them*

Sora: *Hops away from No-Face but loses his balance and impales Gourry and Excel*

No-Face: *Eats them*

Lina: Damn, he's like a garbage disposal...

Sora: Your turn!!!

Lina: DRAGON SLAVE!!!

Sora: *Is burnt to a crisp*

Lina: *Trips and falls onto Sora's blades...she dies...*

No-Face: *Eats them, but suddenly, because he's eaten over his max, he explodes* POOF!!!

Hyatt: *Comes back to life* Oh, my...

THE END!!!