A Random Story
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Lina Inverse, Amelia Wil Tesla Sayruun, Gourry Gabriev, Zelgadis Greywords, Yuki Souma, Kyou Souma, Shigure Souma, Momiji Souma, Dejiko (DiGi Charat), Rabi~En~Rose, Excel Excel, Hyatt, No-Face, Kirby, and Sora (.hack//SIGN) are ALL trapped inside a room with invincible Lime Jell-o walls and a lovely sleeping, rabid, Grizzly Bear!
All:..........
Dejiko: How'd we get in ta here anywayz?
All: SHHHHHH!
Grizzly Bear: *Wakes up* GRRRR!!!
All: AHHHHHH! *Running back and forth through the Jell-o barrier trying to stay alive*
Amelia: *Trips and falls onto Kyou of whom turns into a cat and proceeds to scratch her face off* OWWWWWWWWWCH!!!
No-Face: *Eats the Grizzly Bear*
All:..........
Gourry: I could've done that!!!
Kirby: *Blissfully floating around*
Gourry: *Staring at Kirby* Yum...flying Cotton Candy!!!
Excel: KAWAII!!! *Glomps Yuki and Momiji who also transform*
Dejiko: nyo
Yuki: EEP! *Skitters off*
Momiji: Pi-KA-chuuu!!!
Hyatt: *Dies and falls on top of Shigure of whom ALSO transforms...*
Shigure: GAH!!!
Momiji: *Hops into Rabi~En~Rose's arms* HIII!!!!
Zelgadis: *Is busy drinking coffee so he sits on Yuki by accident*
Yuki: AHRGHRGHACCCK! *Cough cough...hack*
Kirby: Kirby!!! *Inhales Yuki and Zelgadis*
All: What the-
Kirby: MUAHAHAHAHAHAHA! I AM SATAN KIRBY AND I HAVE COME TO-
Soumas: *Transform back*
All: O.o
Amelia: EEIII! MY POOR YOUNG VIRGIN EYES!!! Well...I used to have eyes...
Kyou: HAHAHA!!! *Opens hand* Ewww...
Kirby: AS I WAS SAYING!!! *Eats the Soumas*
Excel: Hey! ;_;
Gourry: *Eats Kirby*
Zelgadis: Ha...I'd like to see someone try and eat me...
Sora: Do you they have to eat you? Or do you just have to die?
Zelgadis: *Glare* Why do you ask?
Sora: Because I slipped some poisonous pills into your drink earlier...
Zelgadis: WHA--*Dies*
No-Face: *Eats Zelgadis*
Rabi~En~Rose: *Had caught the Grizzly Bear's rabies and goes mad, thus slaughtering Dejiko*
Sora: *Kills Rabi~En~Rose*
Amelia: *Dies of sudden blood loss*
No-Face: *Eats them*
Sora: *Hops away from No-Face but loses his balance and impales Gourry and Excel*
No-Face: *Eats them*
Lina: Damn, he's like a garbage disposal...
Sora: Your turn!!!
Lina: DRAGON SLAVE!!!
Sora: *Is burnt to a crisp*
Lina: *Trips and falls onto Sora's blades...she dies...*
No-Face: *Eats them, but suddenly, because he's eaten over his max, he explodes* POOF!!!
Hyatt: *Comes back to life* Oh, my...
THE END!!!
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Lina Inverse, Amelia Wil Tesla Sayruun, Gourry Gabriev, Zelgadis Greywords, Yuki Souma, Kyou Souma, Shigure Souma, Momiji Souma, Dejiko (DiGi Charat), Rabi~En~Rose, Excel Excel, Hyatt, No-Face, Kirby, and Sora (.hack//SIGN) are ALL trapped inside a room with invincible Lime Jell-o walls and a lovely sleeping, rabid, Grizzly Bear!
All:..........
Dejiko: How'd we get in ta here anywayz?
All: SHHHHHH!
Grizzly Bear: *Wakes up* GRRRR!!!
All: AHHHHHH! *Running back and forth through the Jell-o barrier trying to stay alive*
Amelia: *Trips and falls onto Kyou of whom turns into a cat and proceeds to scratch her face off* OWWWWWWWWWCH!!!
No-Face: *Eats the Grizzly Bear*
All:..........
Gourry: I could've done that!!!
Kirby: *Blissfully floating around*
Gourry: *Staring at Kirby* Yum...flying Cotton Candy!!!
Excel: KAWAII!!! *Glomps Yuki and Momiji who also transform*
Dejiko: nyo
Yuki: EEP! *Skitters off*
Momiji: Pi-KA-chuuu!!!
Hyatt: *Dies and falls on top of Shigure of whom ALSO transforms...*
Shigure: GAH!!!
Momiji: *Hops into Rabi~En~Rose's arms* HIII!!!!
Zelgadis: *Is busy drinking coffee so he sits on Yuki by accident*
Yuki: AHRGHRGHACCCK! *Cough cough...hack*
Kirby: Kirby!!! *Inhales Yuki and Zelgadis*
All: What the-
Kirby: MUAHAHAHAHAHAHA! I AM SATAN KIRBY AND I HAVE COME TO-
Soumas: *Transform back*
All: O.o
Amelia: EEIII! MY POOR YOUNG VIRGIN EYES!!! Well...I used to have eyes...
Kyou: HAHAHA!!! *Opens hand* Ewww...
Kirby: AS I WAS SAYING!!! *Eats the Soumas*
Excel: Hey! ;_;
Gourry: *Eats Kirby*
Zelgadis: Ha...I'd like to see someone try and eat me...
Sora: Do you they have to eat you? Or do you just have to die?
Zelgadis: *Glare* Why do you ask?
Sora: Because I slipped some poisonous pills into your drink earlier...
Zelgadis: WHA--*Dies*
No-Face: *Eats Zelgadis*
Rabi~En~Rose: *Had caught the Grizzly Bear's rabies and goes mad, thus slaughtering Dejiko*
Sora: *Kills Rabi~En~Rose*
Amelia: *Dies of sudden blood loss*
No-Face: *Eats them*
Sora: *Hops away from No-Face but loses his balance and impales Gourry and Excel*
No-Face: *Eats them*
Lina: Damn, he's like a garbage disposal...
Sora: Your turn!!!
Lina: DRAGON SLAVE!!!
Sora: *Is burnt to a crisp*
Lina: *Trips and falls onto Sora's blades...she dies...*
No-Face: *Eats them, but suddenly, because he's eaten over his max, he explodes* POOF!!!
Hyatt: *Comes back to life* Oh, my...
THE END!!!
