The Hot Spots of the Spectral Realm

By, Evelin The Winged

Hmm...I might let old man Moe join in this time...K

WARNING: PG-13

Chapter 2

The Losers go Camping

*Look's at title*...HEY!

...Anyway, the Author is now getting everyone together...

Evelin: Okay, now, pay attention, as I'll call out the names...Vorador, I said, PAY ATTENTION, YOU COMMUNIST!

Vorador: *Sniff's* I'm not a communist.

Evelin: ANYWAY...Raziel-

Raziel: Here!...

Evelin: get in the bus...Janos-

Janos: HERE!...

Evelin: NOT SO LOUD, YOU WUSS!...Get in the bus...Vorador, and Sarafan Raziel's Soul...

*Crickets*

Evelin: Hey...Where did they go?

Moebius: I think they went in Vorador's car.

Evelin: Damn...OK, your last, get in the bus.

Moebius: But what about Charlie Br-I mean, Green?

Janos: Evelin made him go insane...Or something like that.

Evelin: WAIT...We still need Jug'ar'not' to arrive!

Jug'ar'not': I am here.

They get in the car and the Author drives them to where they were camping in. And the vehicle is...

Jug'ar'not': A double-decker bus????

Evelin: Cheapest one on rent.

Evelin: So...I was thinking the Termogent forest or probably the higher parts of Nosgoth...

Jug'ar'not': The Swamp, please. I can't stand the cold climate.

Evelin: I can adapt to anything, you should too, as you live in Spectral, eat spectral, sl-

Jug'ar'not': Too much details, Evelin!..I think that you went a little too far on that last word...

Evelin: Eat shit, Juggy! Really, you don't even know what the last word is because I didn't complete it!

Jug'ar'not': Let's dance! HEEEYY! DO THE JANOS!

Janos: Now cut that out...

Jug'ar'not': OH...BUGGAWUGGAWUGGA! *Start's to dance like a fool.*

Janos then see's an Ice Cream truck in the window.

Janos: OOOOHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!! EVELIN, I WANT ICE CREAM!

Evelin: NO.

Janos: WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I WANT ICE CREAM, I WANT ICE CREAM! ICE CREAM! ICE CREAM! ICE CREAM! ICE CREAM!

Evelin: ENOUGH ALREADY!

Jug'ar'not': Doooooooo, THA JANOOOOSSS!!!!!!! *Start's to do the twist.*

Evelin: THAT'S IT! I'M TURNING BACK THIS BUS RIGHT NOW!

Raziel: NO! PLEASE DON'T! I WANNA GO CAMPING, EVY!

Janos: Eve, may I PLEASE have some ice cream????

Evelin: NO! FOR PETE'S SAKE, NO!-AND DON'T CALL ME EVE!

Jug'ar'not': BAAAAAAAAAAAAA......WAGGAGAGGABAGGAGA,BAWAGGAGAGGADADADA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!.............

Janos: YOU MUST BE CLEANSED WITH BUTTER TOAST! *smashe's butter toast onto Juggy's head*

Jug'ar'not': ACK! I HATE butter toast!

Evelin: Don't make me turn back.

Raziel: Maybe we should stop by a dairy queen?

Evelin: Naw. Janos take's too long-especially at the bathrooms.

Raziel then notices something.

Raziel: Hey, what's that? *Point's at a hitch-hiking Wraithblade.*

Janos: That's you, now let's go to Dairy Queen!

Raziel: Hey, how did YOU know? Are you with the Nosgothic Mofia?

Janos:...Uh...No.

Raziel: You son of a bitch.

Janos: you son of a son of a bitch.

Raziel: You son of a son of a son of a bitch.

Janos: You son of a...a...OH forget it.

Raziel:You idiotic excuse for an Ancient. :-D

*Evelin pull's up to the Wraith Blade*

Evelin: Want to go camping with us?

Wraith Blade: @VVVVVVVVVVVMMMMMMMRMMMMM@

Raziel: Oh no, not another one.

Jug'ar'not': We already have ol' Razafan. -_-'

Jug'ar'not': Stop giving me sweatdrop emoticons, Evelin. I thaught you didn't like ANIME.

Evelin: I sorta don't like it...I just put it in to annoy you.

Jug'ar'not': KILL THE AUTHOR!

Jug'ar'not's minions then suddenly come speeding up the road in a black Mercedes with flamethrowers and slingshots attached to it.

Minions: KILL THE AUTHOR!

Evelin: Uh-oh, time to go!

The Author then throw's the wraith blade (who inconveniently stuck to her arm) into the bus and they drive off.

Evelin(Driving one-handed): CAN SOMEONE PLEASE GET THIS WRAITH BLADE OFF OF ME?!

Moebius start's to try and yank it off.

Evelin: OW!!!!!!! NOT LIKE THAT!

A bullet made a hole in the windshield and they turned to see a VERY FAT purple demon wearing a brown suit with a cigar in his mouth, weilding a tommy gun.

Evelin: Damn! He's got the mofia! We're in deeeeeep SHIT!

They throw Jug'ar'not' out of the double decker bus and head north.

Later...

They made it, and also successfully removed the wraithblade from the author's arm. And they also found Voridor and S Raziel's soul there as well.

Janos: Butter toast.

Evelin: WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN?! I GO THROUGH ALL THIS TROUBLE AT RENTING A DOUBLE DECKER BUTT-I MEAN BUS AND YOU JUST GO AND RIVE A CAR AND LEAVE ME TO SUFFER WITH THESE TWO LOSERS?  *Jabb's thumb at Moebius and Janos*

Raziel: At least I'm appreciated. :-D...Uh, am I?

Evelin: Yes, you were the only one I can stand.

Raziel: YAY! :-D

They start to set up camp.

Evelin: Heeeeeeyyyyyyy!!!!!! Look what I found! A turtle!

Raziel: Well I'm not touching it, how can you?

Janos: Because she has a sick mind.

Evelin: HEY! YOU. WILL. DIE!*Hold's up the turtleby it's shell*

Moebius: HOLY SHIT! It's the size of my hand-and their big!

Evelin: *Start's to chase Janos holding out the turtle while laughing insanely* MWAAHAHAHAHAAHAAAAAAA!!!!!! TURTLE! HA! TURTLE SOUP! GO ON, TRY IT!!

Janos: NNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!! It's slimy!

Evelin: No, it isn't! *Start's to pike him with it* That's for what you said, *pOke* that's for bieng with the mofia, *pOke* and THAT'S for bieng a lyar!

Janos: Oh PLEASE, I'm not dead!

Evelin: HA! I finally got it out of him! TTTTUUUUUUUUUUURRRRTTTLLLLEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Janos: NNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

TO BE CONTINUED! PLEASE REVIEW!!?