Disclaimer: I-DO-NOT-OWN-LOK AND I DO NOT OWN BLACK AND WHITE…OK?

Been a loooong time. Well, here it is. Know that Janos was hiding in the bathroom and not taking a crap. So there's nothing sick there.

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Chapter 3

Time to Open up a Can of Woopass!

Janos up a tree: Get that, that, thing away from me!

Evelin: It's only a turtle. Wanna see my Wolf? *sart's to call her Wolf creature* KLIZ, COME HERE!!!

Janos heading for the local bar: NNNNNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Vorador: Why is he running to the bar?

Moebius: Because he's a stupid vampire that probably isn't even dead.

Evelin: You shoulda seen him get thrown off the ledge! That was funny(and looked sorta stupid).

Raziel: Who, me?

Evelin: No, Janos.

Raziel: But I ripped his heart out.

Evelin: And a fine salad you could have made with that blade!

Vorador: This is boring, we should get more dead people.

Raziel: What happened to those guys that don't talk normally?

Moebius: *BuRp*

Everyone: 0.0

Evelin: I'm going to the bar!

Raziel: Me too!

Vorador: Me three!

*they leave*

Moebius: *Standing by himself* HEY! What about me?! I can't set up the tents all by myself. *look's at the camping stuff* I'M AN OLD MAN, FOR GOD'S SAKE!

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Vorador: *looking for Janos* Where is that freak?

Evelin: The only reason I go to bars is to fight drunk people. Time to open up a can of woopass!!!! *throw's a meat cleaver at the drunk vampiress in front of her*

Umah (with the meat cleaver stuck in her head): OW! YOU LITTLE FREAK OF NATURE, I'LL KILL YOU! *pull's it out and throw's it at Evelin*

Vorador: Hey, nobody kill's a vampire I've made unless I say so! *get's thrown out*

Evelin: Curse you, fool! *tries to curse Umah but she duck's, the curse bounces off the mirror behind her and goes out the window*

Evelin: I hope that didn't get Vorador. *shoot's an arrow at the big vampire next to her*

Dumah: HEY! I know who did that! *jump's at Raziel*

Evelin: Oops.

Raziel: I'm dead. *run's to the bathroom*

At the bathroom…

Raziel (peeking over the wall): Aha! I found you! *point's his claw at Janos sitting on the toilet hiding* It's just a stupid turtle, ya know.

Janos :Didn't your mother ever tell you that looking at people taking a crap is wrong???

Raziel: I never had a mom.

Janos: Then didn't your dad ever tell you that looking at people taking a crap is wrong???

Raziel: No. He encouraged me to do that. And besides, your just hiding from that turtle.

Janos: Shutup!

Janos: Why did you come here anyway?

Raziel: Two reasons. One: A very drunk Dumah want's to tear me apart, and Two: I wanted to go find you.

Janos: Yeah good but do you mind?

Raziel: What?

Janos: QUIT LOOKING AT ME!!!

Raziel: But your just hiding! *run's away after Janos throw's a hand grenade at him**…where did he get that???*

Evelin: I feel alive again!!!!

Umah: You piss me off!!!

Random  demon: Shuddup, you stupid moo!

*All suddenly stop*

Evelin: Moo???

Demon: Ya know…like a moo point?

Evelin: You mean something that doesn't make any sence at all?

Demon: *nodds*

*They all continue fighting*

Janos (who is trying to run away after closing the bathroom door): What the…*Raziel is suddenly thrown at him, knocking him down*

Janos: Get off me!

Raziel: I hate you! *throw's a whole barrel of beer at Janos*

Janos: But I do not drink! *the barrel breaks when it falls on him and pretty much most of it went in his mouth*

Evelin (forgetting that she is dead): I LOVE MY LIFE!!! *throw's a match in a beer bottle and throw's it at Dumah*

Dumah: *run's out screaming* IT 'URT'S, IT 'URT'S!!!!!

Raziel: Well I guess I've had enough for one day…

Evelin: Me too. My work here is done.

Janos: *look's at Evelin and Raziel* I HATE YOU BOTH! *hIc* THE WORLD IS AS FLAT AS A PANCAKE WHEN AT THE BOTTOM OF THE OCEAN!!!*get's his heart ripped out for the second time*

Back at the camp site…

Vorador: No, this is how you should light the fire, you asshole! *grab's the sticks and start's rubbing them*

Moebius: NO, this is! *uses his lighter on Vorador*

Vorador: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *jump's into the lake, get's singed, and jumps out again*

Moebius: Stupid freak.

Evelin: Are you done yet?

Moebius: Haven't even started.

Vorador(looking for a fire extinguisher): I hate this trip…ow…

Evelin: You guys suck. Come on, it's time to go.

Moebius: But it was HIS fault! *point's at Vorador*

Vorador, Raziel, and a heartless Janos: Just shut up, you  *%&$#@!!!

Moebius: Hey, that's what you get when you force a poor old man to do a young person's job!

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Next chapter will have more dead people…I think…