Disclaimer: I-DO-NOT-OWN-LOK AND I DO NOT OWN BLACK AND WHITE…OK?
Been a loooong time. Well, here it is. Know that Janos was hiding in the bathroom and not taking a crap. So there's nothing sick there.
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Chapter 3
Time to Open up a Can of Woopass!
Janos up a tree: Get that, that, thing away from me!
Evelin: It's only a turtle. Wanna see my Wolf? *sart's to call her Wolf creature* KLIZ, COME HERE!!!
Janos heading for the local bar: NNNNNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Vorador: Why is he running to the bar?
Moebius: Because he's a stupid vampire that probably isn't even dead.
Evelin: You shoulda seen him get thrown off the ledge! That was funny(and looked sorta stupid).
Raziel: Who, me?
Evelin: No, Janos.
Raziel: But I ripped his heart out.
Evelin: And a fine salad you could have made with that blade!
Vorador: This is boring, we should get more dead people.
Raziel: What happened to those guys that don't talk normally?
Moebius: *BuRp*
Everyone: 0.0
Evelin: I'm going to the bar!
Raziel: Me too!
Vorador: Me three!
*they leave*
Moebius: *Standing by himself* HEY! What about me?! I can't set up the tents all by myself. *look's at the camping stuff* I'M AN OLD MAN, FOR GOD'S SAKE!
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Vorador: *looking for Janos* Where is that freak?
Evelin: The only reason I go to bars is to fight drunk people. Time to open up a can of woopass!!!! *throw's a meat cleaver at the drunk vampiress in front of her*
Umah (with the meat cleaver stuck in her head): OW! YOU LITTLE FREAK OF NATURE, I'LL KILL YOU! *pull's it out and throw's it at Evelin*
Vorador: Hey, nobody kill's a vampire I've made unless I say so! *get's thrown out*
Evelin: Curse you, fool! *tries to curse Umah but she duck's, the curse bounces off the mirror behind her and goes out the window*
Evelin: I hope that didn't get Vorador. *shoot's an arrow at the big vampire next to her*
Dumah: HEY! I know who did that! *jump's at Raziel*
Evelin: Oops.
Raziel: I'm dead. *run's to the bathroom*
At the bathroom…
Raziel (peeking over the wall): Aha! I found you! *point's his claw at Janos sitting on the toilet hiding* It's just a stupid turtle, ya know.
Janos :Didn't your mother ever tell you that looking at people taking a crap is wrong???
Raziel: I never had a mom.
Janos: Then didn't your dad ever tell you that looking at people taking a crap is wrong???
Raziel: No. He encouraged me to do that. And besides, your just hiding from that turtle.
Janos: Shutup!
Janos: Why did you come here anyway?
Raziel: Two reasons. One: A very drunk Dumah want's to tear me apart, and Two: I wanted to go find you.
Janos: Yeah good but do you mind?
Raziel: What?
Janos: QUIT LOOKING AT ME!!!
Raziel: But your just hiding! *run's away after Janos throw's a hand grenade at him**…where did he get that???*
Evelin: I feel alive again!!!!
Umah: You piss me off!!!
Random demon: Shuddup, you stupid moo!
*All suddenly stop*
Evelin: Moo???
Demon: Ya know…like a moo point?
Evelin: You mean something that doesn't make any sence at all?
Demon: *nodds*
*They all continue fighting*
Janos (who is trying to run away after closing the bathroom door): What the…*Raziel is suddenly thrown at him, knocking him down*
Janos: Get off me!
Raziel: I hate you! *throw's a whole barrel of beer at Janos*
Janos: But I do not drink! *the barrel breaks when it falls on him and pretty much most of it went in his mouth*
Evelin (forgetting that she is dead): I LOVE MY LIFE!!! *throw's a match in a beer bottle and throw's it at Dumah*
Dumah: *run's out screaming* IT 'URT'S, IT 'URT'S!!!!!
Raziel: Well I guess I've had enough for one day…
Evelin: Me too. My work here is done.
Janos: *look's at Evelin and Raziel* I HATE YOU BOTH! *hIc* THE WORLD IS AS FLAT AS A PANCAKE WHEN AT THE BOTTOM OF THE OCEAN!!!*get's his heart ripped out for the second time*
Back at the camp site…
Vorador: No, this is how you should light the fire, you asshole! *grab's the sticks and start's rubbing them*
Moebius: NO, this is! *uses his lighter on Vorador*
Vorador: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *jump's into the lake, get's singed, and jumps out again*
Moebius: Stupid freak.
Evelin: Are you done yet?
Moebius: Haven't even started.
Vorador(looking for a fire extinguisher): I hate this trip…ow…
Evelin: You guys suck. Come on, it's time to go.
Moebius: But it was HIS fault! *point's at Vorador*
Vorador, Raziel, and a heartless Janos: Just shut up, you *%&$#@!!!
Moebius: Hey, that's what you get when you force a poor old man to do a young person's job!
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Next chapter will have more dead people…I think…
