A/N: I had my parrot and I made it a hat, and I put a star sticker on his chest, and he was a cowboy.

Disclaimer: It's been a whole month since I've had my period!

Extra Disclaimer: What are your views on praying in church? King of the Hill.

Extra Extra Disclaimer: I own everything except tina.

Extra Extra Extra Disclaimer: I don't.

Extra Extra Extra Extra Disclaimer: My screen saver is gay.

Summary: Once upon a time in the land of No, it was curtains for 102uy54- 92745-1742 or die.

Good.

Jurassic Park has to tess'late (hick) across the plain. {YES, ADJECTIVE (IS THE X-MEN OF US ALL...?)}

Hey! Right there... wait, Oh, remember, we ate all those whoppers that one time? Oh yeah, I found the Power of Myth in Books A million, popular culture.

The power of myth is gay.

Run away best seller! Okay, once upon a time, in the land of smaller format edition with no illistration, Mario or die, Lee Willis, stole Harvest Moon 64 and had 9 kids whom all were trilangual. And triangular. Banjo told him to die, and Mario ... was afraid to be taken by a Ford Honda.

I'm a super trigun spandex. And so is Adult Swim. Man, cowboy beepop at least it has the end.

Lucky was eatin' good in the neighborhood.

OMG TREY! REY!

...anyway.

So Bugs Bunny sucked, only elves, and then onions took over the world. We all tried to stop them, but Tenchi named them all Hamtaro and put sunglasses on all of them, so they ended up more powerful than ever.

A blue panda with wings randomly came and stole a toothbrush from an Ox... just like that one dude did in Home Alone. It wasn't hungry at all.

Scissors decided to sing in Japanese while Rose from titanic started praying to Astral Prue. Do you know what's yummy??? Pinwheels!

"You kill it, we grill it?" asked George Bush.

"Saint Patrick's day!" decided Eliza Thornberry.

"EWWWWWW! Who listens to you? You're just a horny tomato!" pointed out an Italian person named B for.

Mexican people decided to put up a Great Wall of Mexico, where they would secretly hide Gangar stickers underneath the bricks. They thought that way, nobody could steal their virginity.

It is an old Japanese tale that if you play The Little Mermaid on sega, you can beat it if you're eight. See, Luigi tried this once, but he didn't complete it because it was too scary.

"I'm glad it wasn't Penney," announced Regis Philbin.

"Medium Rare meat?" asked Subway.

Regis attacked Subway for the simple reason that pink meat is very Rocket Power.

"HEY! HOW RUDE!" yelled Otto.

"SHUT UP, JENNIFER!" dictated Gimli.

Everyone died except Male Feobane with his blue feathers, whom proceeded to kill all the chocolate bunnies in antarctica.

TO BE CONTINUED

oh, by the way... hard.