This fic is how I'd like to see the season premiere and season 10 to turn
out. So everything is how it is on the show at least for now!
Disclaimer: All Friends characters belong to Warner Bros. and NBC. Paige and Dennis are mine.
Title: The Way It Should Be
Rated PG
Summery: My version of the season 10
Chapter 17: TOW Chandler Becomes A Dad Pt.1
Monica groaned as she fanned herself. It was only the beginning of May but it was already like ninety degrees outside and even thought the air was on in the apartment she was still one very hot uncomfortable pregnant woman. She still had two weeks before her due date. Chandler came in. "Hey honey" he said. ""Don't honey me" she snapped. "You did this to me" she complained. "I'm fat, hot, and miserable and it's all your fault" she hissed. "Whoa mood swing" he whispered. "I heard that!" she said. She looked down at her large belly. "Get out, get out, get out" she whined. Chandler laughed "At least you're not past due like Rachel was" Monica glared at him. "Oh shut up and get me some ice cream" she ordered.
Chandler went to the freezer " We have chocolate chip cookie dough and strawberry cheesecake which do you want" he asked. "Both" she answered. "Honey isn't that a bit much" he giggled. "Chandler!" she snapped. "Man I hope she has the baby soon" he mumbled as he walked over and handed her the ice cream and a spoon. She looked at the pints of ice cream. She sighed "Where's the whipped cream and cherries" she asked. "You didn't asked for them" he pointed out. "So" she said. She looked at him. "Well" she said. "What" he asked. "My whipped cream and cherries aren't gonna get themselves" she snapped. He groaned as he got up and went back to the kitchen. He came back handing her a jar of cherries and a tub of cool whip "Here" he said.
Monica glared at him again. "No Chandler not cool whip I want the stuff in the spray can!" she hissed. "Mon they're the same thing" he said. "No they're not!" she said. "I want the stuff in the spray can" she whined "But we don't have any we just have cool whip" he said. "Then go to the store and get me some" she said. "But Mon its like ninety degrees outside" he whined. "I'm sitting here hot miserable, and eight and half months pregnant with your baby and you can't even go to the store and get me some of the stuff in the spray can" Chandler rolled his eyes "Fine Mon if it means that much I'll go" he said as he got up. She smiled and then frowned "You know what I better go you'll probably mess it up anyway" she hissed.
Chandler turned to look at her. "That's it" he said walking back over to her. He sat down and grabbed her pulling her into his arms and kissed her. She pushed him away. "Chandler what the hell are you doing" she asked. "I'm getting this baby out of you" he said kissing her again. "Chandler!" she said pushing him again. "What it worked for Rachel and Ross" he said "and if kissing doesn't work we can have sex I'm not worried about opening up a can of worms" he giggled. Monica sighed. "Look I'm not having sex with you" she said. "Having sex with you is what got me in this misery in the first place" she said trying to stand up. "I'm going to go eat my ice cream in a nice cool bath" She still couldn't get up. "Chandler" she whined. Chandler stood up and helped her to her feet. He watched her waddle to the bathroom slamming the door behind her.
Half an hour later Monica stuck her head out the bathroom door. Chandler was sitting on the sofa with Joey and Phoebe. "Umm Chandler honey can you come here a minute" she said. "Hey Mon" Phoebe giggled. "Hey Pheebs, Joey" she said. "Chandler" she whined. He groaned as he got up and walked to the bathroom. She pulled him in. He smiled when he saw her wrapped up in a big fuzzy white towel. "Mmm did you change your minds about the sex" he whispered. "No" she said. "Chandler I...I think its time" she said with a smile. "Time for what" he asked. "Time to become parents" she grinned as she rubbed her belly. He looked at her with wide eyes. "Are, are, are you saying you're, you're in labor" he stuttered nervously. She smiled and nodded.
Chandler ran from the bathroom "My labor in wife" he shouted nervously to his friends. Phoebe laughed. "Do you mean your wife is in labor" He nodded "Yeah that's what I said." Joey's eyes popped out. "His wife is in labor oh my God Monica's having the baby!" he exclaimed. "There you go" Phoebe smiled. "Umm you call Ross and Rachel, Mon's parents, and my mom" Chandler rambled. "I...I'll get Mon and the bag" he said. Phoebe nodded. Chandler ran to the bedroom and grabbed Monica's bag from the closet. He raced to the front door. Joey looked at him. "Dude aren't you forgetting something" he chuckled. "Oh yeah the keys to the Porsha thanks Joe" he said grabbing the kyes out of the bowel sitting on the counter.
Mon came out of the bathroom wearing a summer dress. "Umm honey I think he me" she said. "Oh my Gods honey I...I'm so sorry" he said nervously. "That's okay" she whispered. "But we better get moving" she said. "Oww" she whined as she had a contraction. Chandler grabbed her hand and practically dragged her to the door. "Chandler, honey slow down" she giggled. "But you can't have the baby here I don't know how to deliver a baby" he said. "Ooh I do" Phoebe giggled. "I mean I did give birth to triplets" she smiled. Monica started to laugh but another contraction stopped her. "Oww" she whined. Just then her water broke. "umm honey yeah lets go" she said.
Chandler put his arm around her and guided her out as Phoebe and Joey followed. Joey smiled and patted Chandler's back. "You're about to become a dad" he said. "My boy's all grown up" he said with a smile. Chandler loosened his tie. "Oh my God I...I'm gonna be a dad" he stuttered.
Chapter 18: TOW Chandler Becomes A Dad Pt:2.....Chandler counties to be nervous and Monica has the baby...Coming Soon!!
Author's Note: Hello all here's the next chapter/episode. Hope you all like it. the birth of baby Bing is next!! Cookie dough and Strawberry cheesecake are my two favorite ice cream flavors! Heehee. I know Mon was pretty moody and mean to Chandler but I figured she's hot and miserable so she'd be pretty moody. Anyway please read and review. Thanx!
Disclaimer: All Friends characters belong to Warner Bros. and NBC. Paige and Dennis are mine.
Title: The Way It Should Be
Rated PG
Summery: My version of the season 10
Chapter 17: TOW Chandler Becomes A Dad Pt.1
Monica groaned as she fanned herself. It was only the beginning of May but it was already like ninety degrees outside and even thought the air was on in the apartment she was still one very hot uncomfortable pregnant woman. She still had two weeks before her due date. Chandler came in. "Hey honey" he said. ""Don't honey me" she snapped. "You did this to me" she complained. "I'm fat, hot, and miserable and it's all your fault" she hissed. "Whoa mood swing" he whispered. "I heard that!" she said. She looked down at her large belly. "Get out, get out, get out" she whined. Chandler laughed "At least you're not past due like Rachel was" Monica glared at him. "Oh shut up and get me some ice cream" she ordered.
Chandler went to the freezer " We have chocolate chip cookie dough and strawberry cheesecake which do you want" he asked. "Both" she answered. "Honey isn't that a bit much" he giggled. "Chandler!" she snapped. "Man I hope she has the baby soon" he mumbled as he walked over and handed her the ice cream and a spoon. She looked at the pints of ice cream. She sighed "Where's the whipped cream and cherries" she asked. "You didn't asked for them" he pointed out. "So" she said. She looked at him. "Well" she said. "What" he asked. "My whipped cream and cherries aren't gonna get themselves" she snapped. He groaned as he got up and went back to the kitchen. He came back handing her a jar of cherries and a tub of cool whip "Here" he said.
Monica glared at him again. "No Chandler not cool whip I want the stuff in the spray can!" she hissed. "Mon they're the same thing" he said. "No they're not!" she said. "I want the stuff in the spray can" she whined "But we don't have any we just have cool whip" he said. "Then go to the store and get me some" she said. "But Mon its like ninety degrees outside" he whined. "I'm sitting here hot miserable, and eight and half months pregnant with your baby and you can't even go to the store and get me some of the stuff in the spray can" Chandler rolled his eyes "Fine Mon if it means that much I'll go" he said as he got up. She smiled and then frowned "You know what I better go you'll probably mess it up anyway" she hissed.
Chandler turned to look at her. "That's it" he said walking back over to her. He sat down and grabbed her pulling her into his arms and kissed her. She pushed him away. "Chandler what the hell are you doing" she asked. "I'm getting this baby out of you" he said kissing her again. "Chandler!" she said pushing him again. "What it worked for Rachel and Ross" he said "and if kissing doesn't work we can have sex I'm not worried about opening up a can of worms" he giggled. Monica sighed. "Look I'm not having sex with you" she said. "Having sex with you is what got me in this misery in the first place" she said trying to stand up. "I'm going to go eat my ice cream in a nice cool bath" She still couldn't get up. "Chandler" she whined. Chandler stood up and helped her to her feet. He watched her waddle to the bathroom slamming the door behind her.
Half an hour later Monica stuck her head out the bathroom door. Chandler was sitting on the sofa with Joey and Phoebe. "Umm Chandler honey can you come here a minute" she said. "Hey Mon" Phoebe giggled. "Hey Pheebs, Joey" she said. "Chandler" she whined. He groaned as he got up and walked to the bathroom. She pulled him in. He smiled when he saw her wrapped up in a big fuzzy white towel. "Mmm did you change your minds about the sex" he whispered. "No" she said. "Chandler I...I think its time" she said with a smile. "Time for what" he asked. "Time to become parents" she grinned as she rubbed her belly. He looked at her with wide eyes. "Are, are, are you saying you're, you're in labor" he stuttered nervously. She smiled and nodded.
Chandler ran from the bathroom "My labor in wife" he shouted nervously to his friends. Phoebe laughed. "Do you mean your wife is in labor" He nodded "Yeah that's what I said." Joey's eyes popped out. "His wife is in labor oh my God Monica's having the baby!" he exclaimed. "There you go" Phoebe smiled. "Umm you call Ross and Rachel, Mon's parents, and my mom" Chandler rambled. "I...I'll get Mon and the bag" he said. Phoebe nodded. Chandler ran to the bedroom and grabbed Monica's bag from the closet. He raced to the front door. Joey looked at him. "Dude aren't you forgetting something" he chuckled. "Oh yeah the keys to the Porsha thanks Joe" he said grabbing the kyes out of the bowel sitting on the counter.
Mon came out of the bathroom wearing a summer dress. "Umm honey I think he me" she said. "Oh my Gods honey I...I'm so sorry" he said nervously. "That's okay" she whispered. "But we better get moving" she said. "Oww" she whined as she had a contraction. Chandler grabbed her hand and practically dragged her to the door. "Chandler, honey slow down" she giggled. "But you can't have the baby here I don't know how to deliver a baby" he said. "Ooh I do" Phoebe giggled. "I mean I did give birth to triplets" she smiled. Monica started to laugh but another contraction stopped her. "Oww" she whined. Just then her water broke. "umm honey yeah lets go" she said.
Chandler put his arm around her and guided her out as Phoebe and Joey followed. Joey smiled and patted Chandler's back. "You're about to become a dad" he said. "My boy's all grown up" he said with a smile. Chandler loosened his tie. "Oh my God I...I'm gonna be a dad" he stuttered.
Chapter 18: TOW Chandler Becomes A Dad Pt:2.....Chandler counties to be nervous and Monica has the baby...Coming Soon!!
Author's Note: Hello all here's the next chapter/episode. Hope you all like it. the birth of baby Bing is next!! Cookie dough and Strawberry cheesecake are my two favorite ice cream flavors! Heehee. I know Mon was pretty moody and mean to Chandler but I figured she's hot and miserable so she'd be pretty moody. Anyway please read and review. Thanx!
