The Contract
Warnings: Shonen Ai, PWP (plot-what-plot), Language (cuz I'm a sweary bitch who loves the f word), Count D quite out of character, pretty twisted, very strange, and might make no sense with the show since I have had virtually no exposure TO the show. Still wanna read? Well, all right then!
Chapter 2
Jill re-enters the room, still with the same semi-wicked smile plastered on her face. There is a cord wrapped around her wrist, and from that handle is a chain leading back through the door frame. SHe tries to go over to where Leon sits, but the chain goes taught and she falls gracelessly onto her ass.
Growling, she exits again. Leon leans forward, straining unsuccesfully to hear what's happening. Q-chan simply flutters over to watch.
The ever irraproachable Count D, looking dashing as always, leans against the wall, a small frown on his perfect face. He smoothes his striking black and silver cheongsam, "Miss Jill, there is simply no way..."
She cuts him off with a little jerk of her hand. That jerk pulls on the chain. The chain tugs on the dog collar that is attached to the Count's slender neck. The rare chinese transvestite glares at her indignantly as she tries to console him, "C'mon... Good boy. Come meet your new owner!"
If Jill's hand had been any closer, D would have bit her. He is dragged unceremoniously into the reception area. Leon very nearly falls off the chair when his partner hands him the handle.
She smiles innocently as D crosses his arms angrilly and 'hmphs', "Here you are, Sir. You're new pet. Don't forget your contract.... or else!" She pushes the speachless detective (with his pet transvesite forced to follow behind) out of the shop, "Enjoy!"
"But... uh... who... what???" Leon stammers eloquently.
"Oh, don't worry." Jill responds sweetly, "He's house broken!" She runs back into the shop as the Count growls at her.
"Ji..." the door slams closed, "...ill. Well, that was weird." He sighs, thinking about the contract and remembering the gruesome deaths that await anyone who violates the terms of their contract, "Well Count, we'd better go stock up on tea and chocolates, ne?"
That cheers the dark-haired man right out of his depressing mood. "Really? Excellent" Excited, he jumps into the passenger seat of Leon's car and rolls down the window. On the way to the store, and from the store to Leon's apartment, Count D had his head most of the way out the car window, enjoying the wind rushing by.
When they get back to Leon's, Leon lets D loose inside the guest room. In the morning, Leon checks in on his 'pet' to find the beautiful count asleep. The police-man sets out chocolate and tea, then heads to work.
Upon entering the office, he immediatly stalks down Jill. She smiles at him as he enters the breakroom, "Ohayo. Have a good weekend?"
"You..." he starts as he points his finger at her and glares, "Are an evil bitch and I can't believe you fucking did that!"
"D...Did what?" Jill asks, totally confused. leon just ignores her and goes to his desk.
D jumps up from the couch when Leon walks into the apartment. The tea and chocolates had been consumed, and no the androgynous Count was bored out of his skull, "Leon, hey Leon, let's go do something! I'm bored, and I need some exercise!"
"Um, sure." The detective grabs the leashs of his pet's chain and walks him to the park. After wandering around for a half hour, Leon sits on a park bench. To his shock, the Count sits on the ground by his feet.
Leon kind of tunes out for a bit, thinking over all the strange, recent events. He only comes back to reality upon hearing the count growl. In fact, his pet is pissed to hell by a great dane what was sniffing him. The dane's owner pats D on the head, earning himself quite a glare from the Petshop owner. "Now that's quite a dog you got there. What breed is she?"
"It's a He. Count's a... a Rare Chinese Transvestite." Leon replies, wondering what the HELL this guy's on.
"Hmmm... a Rare Chinese Transvestite eh? I might get one for myself. C'mon Hershel." The man leaves, bringing his great Dane with him.
After they return home, Leon goes into the washroom to have a relaxing bath. The count sits, bored to all hell in the living room. To entertain hinself, he goes to the window and watches the sun set...
When Leon enters the living room after his bath, he finds the myserious Count D sitting at the window, watching the silvery full moon rise...
CLIFFHANGER!! heh, but there's a good reason. honest. I promise!! Now, here's the deal.... I had so many ideas for a final chapter, i just couldn't choose one! So this story is going to consist of many, MANY alternate endings. A never-ending stream of endings. I'll make a bunch, and if you have an idea of what YOU think'll happen to D in the moonlight, add it to your review, maybe I'll make an ending for it. OR if you want, write your own alternate ending! (No Nc-17 ). Send it to my email lady_tyria@hotmail.com with a subject line reading, contract count d my ending and I'll post it with the rest of them! Prepare for the silly multiple endings... of DOOM!!!
Warnings: Shonen Ai, PWP (plot-what-plot), Language (cuz I'm a sweary bitch who loves the f word), Count D quite out of character, pretty twisted, very strange, and might make no sense with the show since I have had virtually no exposure TO the show. Still wanna read? Well, all right then!
Chapter 2
Jill re-enters the room, still with the same semi-wicked smile plastered on her face. There is a cord wrapped around her wrist, and from that handle is a chain leading back through the door frame. SHe tries to go over to where Leon sits, but the chain goes taught and she falls gracelessly onto her ass.
Growling, she exits again. Leon leans forward, straining unsuccesfully to hear what's happening. Q-chan simply flutters over to watch.
The ever irraproachable Count D, looking dashing as always, leans against the wall, a small frown on his perfect face. He smoothes his striking black and silver cheongsam, "Miss Jill, there is simply no way..."
She cuts him off with a little jerk of her hand. That jerk pulls on the chain. The chain tugs on the dog collar that is attached to the Count's slender neck. The rare chinese transvestite glares at her indignantly as she tries to console him, "C'mon... Good boy. Come meet your new owner!"
If Jill's hand had been any closer, D would have bit her. He is dragged unceremoniously into the reception area. Leon very nearly falls off the chair when his partner hands him the handle.
She smiles innocently as D crosses his arms angrilly and 'hmphs', "Here you are, Sir. You're new pet. Don't forget your contract.... or else!" She pushes the speachless detective (with his pet transvesite forced to follow behind) out of the shop, "Enjoy!"
"But... uh... who... what???" Leon stammers eloquently.
"Oh, don't worry." Jill responds sweetly, "He's house broken!" She runs back into the shop as the Count growls at her.
"Ji..." the door slams closed, "...ill. Well, that was weird." He sighs, thinking about the contract and remembering the gruesome deaths that await anyone who violates the terms of their contract, "Well Count, we'd better go stock up on tea and chocolates, ne?"
That cheers the dark-haired man right out of his depressing mood. "Really? Excellent" Excited, he jumps into the passenger seat of Leon's car and rolls down the window. On the way to the store, and from the store to Leon's apartment, Count D had his head most of the way out the car window, enjoying the wind rushing by.
When they get back to Leon's, Leon lets D loose inside the guest room. In the morning, Leon checks in on his 'pet' to find the beautiful count asleep. The police-man sets out chocolate and tea, then heads to work.
Upon entering the office, he immediatly stalks down Jill. She smiles at him as he enters the breakroom, "Ohayo. Have a good weekend?"
"You..." he starts as he points his finger at her and glares, "Are an evil bitch and I can't believe you fucking did that!"
"D...Did what?" Jill asks, totally confused. leon just ignores her and goes to his desk.
D jumps up from the couch when Leon walks into the apartment. The tea and chocolates had been consumed, and no the androgynous Count was bored out of his skull, "Leon, hey Leon, let's go do something! I'm bored, and I need some exercise!"
"Um, sure." The detective grabs the leashs of his pet's chain and walks him to the park. After wandering around for a half hour, Leon sits on a park bench. To his shock, the Count sits on the ground by his feet.
Leon kind of tunes out for a bit, thinking over all the strange, recent events. He only comes back to reality upon hearing the count growl. In fact, his pet is pissed to hell by a great dane what was sniffing him. The dane's owner pats D on the head, earning himself quite a glare from the Petshop owner. "Now that's quite a dog you got there. What breed is she?"
"It's a He. Count's a... a Rare Chinese Transvestite." Leon replies, wondering what the HELL this guy's on.
"Hmmm... a Rare Chinese Transvestite eh? I might get one for myself. C'mon Hershel." The man leaves, bringing his great Dane with him.
After they return home, Leon goes into the washroom to have a relaxing bath. The count sits, bored to all hell in the living room. To entertain hinself, he goes to the window and watches the sun set...
When Leon enters the living room after his bath, he finds the myserious Count D sitting at the window, watching the silvery full moon rise...
CLIFFHANGER!! heh, but there's a good reason. honest. I promise!! Now, here's the deal.... I had so many ideas for a final chapter, i just couldn't choose one! So this story is going to consist of many, MANY alternate endings. A never-ending stream of endings. I'll make a bunch, and if you have an idea of what YOU think'll happen to D in the moonlight, add it to your review, maybe I'll make an ending for it. OR if you want, write your own alternate ending! (No Nc-17 ). Send it to my email lady_tyria@hotmail.com with a subject line reading, contract count d my ending and I'll post it with the rest of them! Prepare for the silly multiple endings... of DOOM!!!
