The Contract

Warnings: Shonen Ai, PWP (plot-what-plot), Language (cuz I'm a sweary bitch who loves the f word), pretty twisted, very strange, and might make no sense with the show since I have had virtually no exposure TO the show. Still wanna read? Well, all right then!

Possible Ending Number 3

Suddenly, the Count begins to glow with a creepy silver light, like the full moon itself. Eventually, the light grows so bright that Leon can no longer see the other man. When the light finally fades, he sees...
...a small fluffy, cream-coloured deformed-looking hamster-thing with a pathc of orange fur here and there. It has a cute little face, and looks remarkably like the letter P from the side.
"What the fuck are you supposed to be?" Leon asks, one eyebrow raised quizzically. The police man had been expecting his bloody, gory doom ANY moment now, but now it seems unlikely.
The hamster clears his throat and sings, "little hamsters big adventudes... ham-ham hamtaro!"
"A...a talking hamster???" Leon's eyes bug out.
"I'm a HAM-HAM! -NOT- a hamster! Get it straight you stupid donkey fucker!" Leon can only stare as the tiny thing begins to froth at the mouth. His eyes glow gold and he cries, "Suck Battosai the Hamster-slayer!"
Hamtaro jumps up and clings to the policeman's leg, gnawing away at him.
"FUCK! That hurts!" Leon shakes the mighty ham-ham from his legs and runs away screaming like a sissy.
Hamtaro looks around the apartment and smiles, eyes returning to normal, "This will be a great new play house for the ham-hams"

The end of possible ending three

Hamtaro is from, um, Hamtaro. This was a special request ending ^^ thanks to Atrocity-chan for helping me describe the lil furr ball. The REAL battosai is Kenshin

Now, here's the deal.... I had so many ideas for a final chapter, i just couldn't choose one! So this story is going to consist of many, MANY alternate endings. A never-ending stream of endings. I'll make a bunch, and if you have an idea of what YOU think'll happen to D in the moonlight, add it to your review, maybe I'll make an ending for it. OR if you want, write your own alternate ending! (No Nc-17 ). Send it to my email lady_tyria@hotmail.com with a subject line reading, contract count d my ending and I'll post it with the rest of them! Prepare for the silly multiple endings... of DOOM!!!

(PS, if you like this story of mine, try reading my Ronin Warriors fanfic, "Letters from Santa Dot")