The Contract

Warnings: Shonen Ai, PWP (plot-what-plot), Language (cuz I'm a sweary bitch who loves the f word), pretty twisted, very strange, and might make no sense with the show since I have had virtually no exposure TO the show. Still wanna read? Well, all right then!

Possible Ending Number 5

Suddenly, the Count begins to glow with a creepy silver light, like the full moon itself. Eventually, the light grows so bright that Leon can no longer see the other man. When the light finally fades, he sees...

...the Count looking pretty much like himself, really. The silky straight black hair, complexion pale as moonlight, the dog collar with leash, and the silver-black cheongsam. But still, something just doesn't seem... right.

"Leon!" The count exclaims, "What'd you do that for! This is all YOUR fault!"

"Huh? What is?" Leon asks, breathing in a sigh of relief. The police man had been expecting his bloody, gory doom at any moment, but now it seemed unlikely.

"Just LOOK, you insensitive, blind hippo! You turned me into a WOMAN!!!"

"That's a good thing, isn't it? I mean, you always dressed and acted like one anyways, so..."

D glares at him, horrified, "Leon!"

"...so I guess I'll have to start calling you the Countess D now, ne?"

"This isn't something to joke about Leon! I don't know of any way to turn back!"

"I think I can help!" Leon runs off to the kitchen. Countess D waits impatiently, fiddling with her leash. A few minutes later, the policeman runs back out with a kettle and pours the boiling hot water on the ex-transvestite.

D looks up at him miserably, "Great! Just fucking WONDERFUL! Now I'm wet, scalded and STILL A GIRL!!!"

Cause of death was documented as 'several blows to the head with a blunt object'. The murder weapon, strangely enough, was a teapot. Jill would never figure this one out.



The end of possible ending five

The concept of using hot water to turn a girl into a guy comes from Ranma 1/2. "what'd you do that for" tm girl-type Ranma

Now, here's the deal.... I had so many ideas for a final chapter, i just couldn't choose one! So this story is going to consist of many, MANY alternate endings. A never-ending stream of endings. I'll make a bunch, and if you have an idea of what YOU think'll happen to D in the moonlight, add it to your review, maybe I'll make an ending for it. OR if you want, write your own alternate ending! (No Nc-17 ). Send it to my email lady_tyria@hotmail.com with a subject line reading, contract count d my ending and I'll post it with the rest of them! Prepare for the silly multiple endings... of DOOM!!!

(PS, if you like this story of mine, try reading my Ronin Warriors fanfic, "Letters from Santa Dot")