Author's Note: I just read over chapter one, which was written months ago,
I believe. I might as well write a second and upload them when I'm done.
Now, commenting on the actual story, I know it's poorly written, but I read
once in a magazine that grammatical errors are good once in a while to make
a story creative. You know. . .this is supposed to be funny. Just remember,
you read it, you review it. Stumbling across something this unlikely is a
miracle (however horrible it may be).
Disclaimer: Pocket Bishounen belongs to Tokio. You can visit the site here: (When you arrive, you'll see nothing but a note complaining about the server and an empty promise to bring the site back.) Pokémon (Pocket Monsters) is the property of Gamefreak and Nintendo.
Melicia's Bishoumon Adventures - Part Two
**Start: Chapter Two**
Melicia, after a long undeserved break, had completely played through .hack//Mutation as she waited for the story to continue. By the time The Almighty arrived, she was busy attempting to reach level seventy-five so she would be prepared for the next installment. Hotohori impatiently tapped on her shoulder, insisting she put the PS2 back where she had found it. The girl complied without a question. The effort was hopeless, anyway.
"It's about time," Melicia complained. "Let's go catch Kite. And while we're at it, let's snatch Balmung off as well."
Palin stepped up, VR goggles in hand. "Unfortunately, Lady Melicia, there are people who are referring to Balmung as Barmunk simply because they don't understand the Japanese language. We may have to alter our tactics drastically." Hotohori snarled in an out of character manner. Wizards were always showing off. The emperor had enjoyed running that snot-nosed blonde brat through a while back when he had insisted he would cast a curse on Hotohori. It was, indeed, a good feeling.
Melicia snatched the VR goggles from Palin and handed them to Hotohori. So far he had the highest level character, so it would be best for him to look for Balmung. "Don't worry about it. As long as he's identified as 'Balmung' in 'The World', he will be easy for us to find. Does anyone know Orca's password?"
Palin sighed. Maybe a bit of training would have satisfied him more than this wild goose chase. At any rate, he wondered if his uncle had been dressed as a hacker in any of the Dragonlance fanfiction yet. If it had happened, it would mean another disclaimer, but this situation would be made so much more simpler.
"Palin," Melicia said in her unnaturally irritating voice. His reverie was diminished. "Find us another terminal, will ya?" Palin sighed yet again, the open image of his own misery.
Hotohori had logged into "The World" by then. Pretty soon, it was made apparent he was talking to someone.
"Who is it, Hotohori-sama!?"
The emperor shrugged. "I think it's that guy you mentioned earlier. Tsukasa, the viral kid."
"'Guy'." Melicia fwapped Hotohori with a paper fan before taking control of the keyboard. "Hey, Tsukasa!" she typed. "Ya know where I can find Balmung?"
A delay ensued, then came Tsukasa's reply. "Why the hell would I know?"
Melicia thought for a moment, then typed with lightning-fast otaku speed. "Dunno. Sorry to waste your time. I hope you get out of 'The World' safely."
Tsukasa left with only a simple ". . ."
Palin returned with a fairly new-looking case and monitor situated on a squeaking cart. He didn't seem satisfied, though. "Melicia, this was all I could find. I figured if I came back empty handed you'd poison me again or something, so I brought this. I would advise against operating it, though."
Melicia threatened the white robe with her paper fan. "Don't tell me this is about the 'Deadly Flash'. You know I don't believe in that myth."
"It happened, you doorknob!" insisted Palin. "Listen, I got this from somebody who was too willing to give it up. If you don't listen to me, I'm going to have to. . ." The wizard grew so consternated that he could have rivaled Hotohori's newfound nature. Melicia had already hooked up the set of VR goggles that had so generously been given to Palin as a special bonus (although the package had been free nonetheless).
"Turn it on, Palin!" Palin groaned and executed the command. When the Altimit desktop loaded, Melicia's sights were immediately set on the icon labeled as "The World".
Palin set a hand on the monitor. "You're sure about this?" he said. "This computer could be endowed with some type of incurable virus."
"Don't be silly," Melicia reprimanded, gesturing to the finely tuned graphics of the system. "It's operating perfectly fine. Now, set us up, Mr. Majere. We have a special engagement to fulfill!"
**End: Chapter Two**
Disclaimer: Pocket Bishounen belongs to Tokio. You can visit the site here: (When you arrive, you'll see nothing but a note complaining about the server and an empty promise to bring the site back.) Pokémon (Pocket Monsters) is the property of Gamefreak and Nintendo.
Melicia's Bishoumon Adventures - Part Two
**Start: Chapter Two**
Melicia, after a long undeserved break, had completely played through .hack//Mutation as she waited for the story to continue. By the time The Almighty arrived, she was busy attempting to reach level seventy-five so she would be prepared for the next installment. Hotohori impatiently tapped on her shoulder, insisting she put the PS2 back where she had found it. The girl complied without a question. The effort was hopeless, anyway.
"It's about time," Melicia complained. "Let's go catch Kite. And while we're at it, let's snatch Balmung off as well."
Palin stepped up, VR goggles in hand. "Unfortunately, Lady Melicia, there are people who are referring to Balmung as Barmunk simply because they don't understand the Japanese language. We may have to alter our tactics drastically." Hotohori snarled in an out of character manner. Wizards were always showing off. The emperor had enjoyed running that snot-nosed blonde brat through a while back when he had insisted he would cast a curse on Hotohori. It was, indeed, a good feeling.
Melicia snatched the VR goggles from Palin and handed them to Hotohori. So far he had the highest level character, so it would be best for him to look for Balmung. "Don't worry about it. As long as he's identified as 'Balmung' in 'The World', he will be easy for us to find. Does anyone know Orca's password?"
Palin sighed. Maybe a bit of training would have satisfied him more than this wild goose chase. At any rate, he wondered if his uncle had been dressed as a hacker in any of the Dragonlance fanfiction yet. If it had happened, it would mean another disclaimer, but this situation would be made so much more simpler.
"Palin," Melicia said in her unnaturally irritating voice. His reverie was diminished. "Find us another terminal, will ya?" Palin sighed yet again, the open image of his own misery.
Hotohori had logged into "The World" by then. Pretty soon, it was made apparent he was talking to someone.
"Who is it, Hotohori-sama!?"
The emperor shrugged. "I think it's that guy you mentioned earlier. Tsukasa, the viral kid."
"'Guy'." Melicia fwapped Hotohori with a paper fan before taking control of the keyboard. "Hey, Tsukasa!" she typed. "Ya know where I can find Balmung?"
A delay ensued, then came Tsukasa's reply. "Why the hell would I know?"
Melicia thought for a moment, then typed with lightning-fast otaku speed. "Dunno. Sorry to waste your time. I hope you get out of 'The World' safely."
Tsukasa left with only a simple ". . ."
Palin returned with a fairly new-looking case and monitor situated on a squeaking cart. He didn't seem satisfied, though. "Melicia, this was all I could find. I figured if I came back empty handed you'd poison me again or something, so I brought this. I would advise against operating it, though."
Melicia threatened the white robe with her paper fan. "Don't tell me this is about the 'Deadly Flash'. You know I don't believe in that myth."
"It happened, you doorknob!" insisted Palin. "Listen, I got this from somebody who was too willing to give it up. If you don't listen to me, I'm going to have to. . ." The wizard grew so consternated that he could have rivaled Hotohori's newfound nature. Melicia had already hooked up the set of VR goggles that had so generously been given to Palin as a special bonus (although the package had been free nonetheless).
"Turn it on, Palin!" Palin groaned and executed the command. When the Altimit desktop loaded, Melicia's sights were immediately set on the icon labeled as "The World".
Palin set a hand on the monitor. "You're sure about this?" he said. "This computer could be endowed with some type of incurable virus."
"Don't be silly," Melicia reprimanded, gesturing to the finely tuned graphics of the system. "It's operating perfectly fine. Now, set us up, Mr. Majere. We have a special engagement to fulfill!"
**End: Chapter Two**
