Gabbi: Meep! I couldn't stand it anymore! When I said I had to take a break to work on my other fics I didn't know that one reviewer weould pass out!
Demon Dog: So? Who cares?
Gabbi: I do!
Hiei: You know that they were making it up, right?
Gabbi: Happy thoughts... happy thoughts...
Kurama: O.O;
Malik: She's always like this. After awhile, you get used to it.
Demon Dog: *listening to Dark Side MP3* I CAN'T STAND THIS!
Gabbi: Umm... you're in front of two of the singers... happy thoughts...
Hiei: Grr...
Kurama *goes youko*
Gabbi: Happy thoughts, Happy thoughts...
Malik: RUN DD!
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Koenma?!
Malik shook his head, "The the heck is that?!"
"He's the prince of the underworld!" Botan said brightly. "He can help your problem and your friend's! I know that!"
"Oh?" Malik slipped back, "Are you his GIRLFRIEND?"
Botan wacked him, but still laughed.
Malik growled.
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The Spirit Detectives sat back on a couch in Kuwabara's appartment.
"I'm tellin' ya guys!" Yusuke said, "I saw another ghost!"
"Hn. Whatever," Hiei snorted, "Does it matter?"
"I'm sure Botan knows about it," Kurama laid back.
"I dunno 'bout that. But I am HUNGRY!" Kuwabara complained, "I am gonna git some chips, you guys want anything?"
"We'll have the chips."
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Botan pulled Malik to the... well... underworld...
"YIIIIAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!" Malik screamed, "I AM GONNA THROW UP!"
"Oh, come now!" Botan yelled back, her blue hair flying everywhere, "It's not that bad!"
"Oh Ra! Is that FIRE I see down there?!"
"Well, DUH. This is the underworld."
"What?!"
They landed. *Wamp!* Malik landed face-first.
"Oh~~ Koenma sir~~~," Batan yelled, sickenly sweet. "We have a prob~~~lem~~~!"
They walked farther into the place, Halls... halls... halls...
"We're here!" Botan said. "That... is Koenma!"
They looked at the toddler.
Surprisingly, Malik didn't laugh.
Koenma stared at him, "Well, I'll be darned! The guy doesn't crack up!"
"Why should I?" Malik said, "I've seen short people in my day."
Koenma smiled, "What is it that you guys want?"
"Well, sir," Botan said, "You see, Malik has Yusuke's problem. And now his friend is about to die. You don't suppose we can fix this, can we?"
"Well..." the toddler said, "... he seems to have quite the spirit awarness... and he has a good heart..."
"Please sir!" Malik said, "At this point in time, I don't care if I don't ever come back to life, just let Ryou, Onegai! Onegai!"
Koenma looked at him understandingly. "You must be the loyal type."
"No sir," Malik turned to the ground as he said that, "To be honest, I am not. I killed my father and blamed it on someone else. I am a bad person. But Ryou is good. He's the only one that says I'm good. That there is some good in me. But..."
Botan watched. "How sentimental!"
Koenma snapped his fingers, "I got it!"
They looked, "What?"
"I'll have you BOTH be spirit detectives! It is obvious! That Ryou was the boy being abused by a ghost! He must have spirit energy OOZING out of him! You two are perfect!"
Malik's eyes lit up, "So he'll live?"
"I wouldn't exactally say that. He'll die, but come back. You both will... together."
Malik laughed.
"Bring out the sake!" they all yelled.
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Demon Dog: CRAP!!!
Gabbi: Well, you heard Koenma! Ryou and Malik will become detctives! But will they team with Yusuke's team? If they do, how will they hit it off? Or can they even survive the second chance?
Malik: Review and find out!
Demon Dog: So? Who cares?
Gabbi: I do!
Hiei: You know that they were making it up, right?
Gabbi: Happy thoughts... happy thoughts...
Kurama: O.O;
Malik: She's always like this. After awhile, you get used to it.
Demon Dog: *listening to Dark Side MP3* I CAN'T STAND THIS!
Gabbi: Umm... you're in front of two of the singers... happy thoughts...
Hiei: Grr...
Kurama *goes youko*
Gabbi: Happy thoughts, Happy thoughts...
Malik: RUN DD!
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Koenma?!
Malik shook his head, "The the heck is that?!"
"He's the prince of the underworld!" Botan said brightly. "He can help your problem and your friend's! I know that!"
"Oh?" Malik slipped back, "Are you his GIRLFRIEND?"
Botan wacked him, but still laughed.
Malik growled.
*/*/*/*/*/*/*/*/*/*/*/*/*/*/*/*/*/*/*/*/*/*/*
The Spirit Detectives sat back on a couch in Kuwabara's appartment.
"I'm tellin' ya guys!" Yusuke said, "I saw another ghost!"
"Hn. Whatever," Hiei snorted, "Does it matter?"
"I'm sure Botan knows about it," Kurama laid back.
"I dunno 'bout that. But I am HUNGRY!" Kuwabara complained, "I am gonna git some chips, you guys want anything?"
"We'll have the chips."
*/*/*/*/*/*/*/*/*/*/*/*/*/*/*/*/*/*/*/*/*/*/*
Botan pulled Malik to the... well... underworld...
"YIIIIAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!" Malik screamed, "I AM GONNA THROW UP!"
"Oh, come now!" Botan yelled back, her blue hair flying everywhere, "It's not that bad!"
"Oh Ra! Is that FIRE I see down there?!"
"Well, DUH. This is the underworld."
"What?!"
They landed. *Wamp!* Malik landed face-first.
"Oh~~ Koenma sir~~~," Batan yelled, sickenly sweet. "We have a prob~~~lem~~~!"
They walked farther into the place, Halls... halls... halls...
"We're here!" Botan said. "That... is Koenma!"
They looked at the toddler.
Surprisingly, Malik didn't laugh.
Koenma stared at him, "Well, I'll be darned! The guy doesn't crack up!"
"Why should I?" Malik said, "I've seen short people in my day."
Koenma smiled, "What is it that you guys want?"
"Well, sir," Botan said, "You see, Malik has Yusuke's problem. And now his friend is about to die. You don't suppose we can fix this, can we?"
"Well..." the toddler said, "... he seems to have quite the spirit awarness... and he has a good heart..."
"Please sir!" Malik said, "At this point in time, I don't care if I don't ever come back to life, just let Ryou, Onegai! Onegai!"
Koenma looked at him understandingly. "You must be the loyal type."
"No sir," Malik turned to the ground as he said that, "To be honest, I am not. I killed my father and blamed it on someone else. I am a bad person. But Ryou is good. He's the only one that says I'm good. That there is some good in me. But..."
Botan watched. "How sentimental!"
Koenma snapped his fingers, "I got it!"
They looked, "What?"
"I'll have you BOTH be spirit detectives! It is obvious! That Ryou was the boy being abused by a ghost! He must have spirit energy OOZING out of him! You two are perfect!"
Malik's eyes lit up, "So he'll live?"
"I wouldn't exactally say that. He'll die, but come back. You both will... together."
Malik laughed.
"Bring out the sake!" they all yelled.
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Demon Dog: CRAP!!!
Gabbi: Well, you heard Koenma! Ryou and Malik will become detctives! But will they team with Yusuke's team? If they do, how will they hit it off? Or can they even survive the second chance?
Malik: Review and find out!
