In the safety of the danger room we sat down and considered the options open to us.
"We could tell Wolvie!" Jubilee suggested
"and face death!"
"We could go back in there and try to clean up" Mel put in
"…and face death."
"We could leave it for someone else to find" Ev piped up
"…and again face death"
"Ash you know you're not being very helpful have you got any better suggestions?" Jubes said angrily arms folded across her chest.
"No but I think I could toss a plan of sorts together" I said before looking at Mel "Who's officially seeing the brats to bed tonight?" I asked her
"Kurt and Storm I think."
"Okay you go sweet talk the two of them and tell 'em we'll put the lil buggers to bed for 'em." I instructed watching Mel run off almost happily. I looked at the others "You're all coming with me!"
Back in R.X's Wing
I looked at the devastation left behind them "They've moved on to the upper floor's of the building" I observed grimly
Kat ran off into the kitchen. While the most holy among us (Evelyn) got down on her knees and made a pact with god "If you let us see the end of this alive we promise we will be normal for the rest of our lives!!"
Just as Evelyn got back up off the floor Kat ran into the room with her butt on fire.
I sighed "We'll never be normal!"
Upstairs.
"Jubes, Kat you take the ones that seem okay (i.e. they can walk and aren't being sick) and take them back to their rooms" I instructed, I was much too drunk to be thinking of battle plans. I looked at my team mates as I heard a squeal capable of perforating eardrums and noticed that Kat was missing.
"When you're alone and life is making you lonely
You can always go…"
Kat held her microphone out to the audience but no one sang back to her she carried on oblivious and tried again, and again no one responded now she frowned. When Kat tried for audience participation for a 3rd time and got no reply it just go too much for her!
"GOD! YOU'RE ALL SO IMMATURE" She screamed before running sobbing out of the room.
'Hmmm…and a fun time was had by al' I thought indicating for Jubes to get her and get on with her job.
In Wolverines bedroom
"Aim for the toilet! AIM FOR THE TOILET!!" I yelled at the younger children
"I'm back, and they didn't need much convincing by the way" Mel said voice trailing off as she looked around Wolverines bedroom a scene of 2 of the older children throwing up in his room.
"Why did you bring them in here? Wolverine will smell the sick a mile away!" Mel asked
"I didn't bring them in here they were already in h…awww not in his drawer!" I groaned.
"Christ is that the time!" I exclaimed looking at the clock Wolverine said he'd be back in ¾'s of an hour! I'll go drop these kid's off in their room, and can you 2 clean this mess up while I go try way lay Wolverine!"
They nodded they knew they had the better job.
In the Brat's room
I looked out of the window. "Okay which one of you erected that giant paper mache penis on the lawn?" I asked blushing at my use of phrasing
The sleepy kids looked back at me innocently "It wasn't us it was Scott and Morph"
"Oh that's okay then!" I said relieved "I don't want you to make any noise today and any problems you come see us okay?"
The nodded
"Oh and them two shouldn't be sick any more but if they do come and ask specifically for Jubes"
I left them then in search of Wolverine and thought of a plan to way lay him
